Never too early for playoff predictions editionPrevious: >>158366519
Chargers!
The Minnesota Vikings are 6-0. Thoughts?
>>158368050So excited for your fire sale
>>158368055Will lose to my razorcakes on 11/09
>how could he let K9 out the door>why didn't they pay K9>K9 is an unstoppable MVP>Nick Wright says it's the wrong move to let him leave
>jsn is about to go for 2200 yardswhy is he the best wr of all time
>>158368055fraudini cuckatinis as long as KOC is at the helm, 'fraid so
NFL teams ranked by how White the metro area they’re based in is (actual White not “””””latino white”””””):1 Green Bay Packers (Green Bay MSA) - 81.1%2 Pittsburgh Steelers (Pittsburgh MSA) - 80.5%3 Buffalo Bills (Buffalo MSA) - 75.1%4 Cincinnati Bengals (Cincinnati MSA) - 74.6%5 Minnesota Vikings (Minneapolis-St. Paul MSA) - 73.4%6 Indianapolis Colts (Indianapolis MSA) - 71.6%7 Cleveland Browns (Cleveland MSA) - 71.2%8 Kansas City Chiefs (Kansas City MSA) - 70.5%9 Tennessee Titans (Nashville MSA) - 69.8%10 Denver Broncos (Denver MSA) - 63.5%11 New England Patriots (Boston MSA) - 63.1%12 Detroit Lions (Detroit MSA) - 63.0%13 Jacksonville Jaguars (Jacksonville MSA) - 58.2%14 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Tampa MSA) - 57.9%15 Carolina Panthers (Charlotte MSA) - 54.9%16 Seattle Seahawks (Seattle MSA) - 53.8%17 Philadelphia Eagles (Philadelphia MSA) - 53.3%18 New Orleans Saints (New Orleans MSA) - 50.6%19 Chicago Bears (Chicago MSA) - 49.4%20 Arizona Cardinals (Phoenix MSA) - 48.7%21 Baltimore Ravens (Baltimore MSA) - 47.4%22 Atlanta Falcons (Atlanta MSA) - 44.9%23/24 New York Giants & Jets (New York MSA) - 44.6%25 Washington Commanders (Washington D.C. MSA) - 42.3%26 Las Vegas Raiders (Las Vegas MSA) - 38.7%27 San Francisco 49ers (San Francisco MSA) - 34.2%28 Dallas Cowboys (Dallas-Fort Worth MSA) - 34.0%29 Houston Texans (Houston MSA) - 28.4%30/31 Los Angeles Rams & Chargers (Los Angeles MSA) - 28.1%32 Miami Dolphins (Miami MSA) - 22.5%
>>158368045
Patty Cuckitini
The Vikings, Lions, and Bears are all eternally raped faggots for all time but please support and upvote all posts here by them please n ty
>>158368050I need you guys to refuse to trade your DT’s so people will call us for PayneAlso you need to win some games so we can draft Jeremiah Smith
>>158368075HOL UP
>>158368055The last undefeated team in the league, courtesy of my Seahawkies.
>>158368079Ethan Strauss is Nick Wright's pseudonym
The Chiefs live and die by their opponent's run defense.Bad run defenses lose. Good run defenses win. That's the only stat you ever need to look at for a Chiefs matchup.
Place your bets:Which will happen first minnesomalia loses a game or Ilham Omar being deported? They are in detroit in 6 days.
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek the fudgepacker ledditors escaped containment
I can't believe you obese nerds watched irrelevant handegg over one of the longest rivalries in European Football rivalries in El Clasico.
>>158368096slut
I stand with Isreal and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>158368068Nope, we saw this last year, teams will double him and open up the run game, and just in time for Holani to learn the position.
>>158368096No one outside of Europe thinks about Europe at all
>>158368082>Canadian Packer fanShut up leaf.
>>158368063the last kangz/razors game was KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S6JtcxFvUMit was also the official end of kirko chainz
whom'stve shall be overpaying for Jonathon Taylor?
>I'm a ball knower and here's why you don't have to survive the groundKWAB
>>158368096I can't believe you favela apes can watch 85 minutes of backwards passes and 5 minutes of action, but here we are.
I am watching Joe Montana highlights, seems pretty mid to me.
>>158368096You have to go back
>>158368117sounds like the Seahawks
>>158368126Guess you had to be there Joe Cool was special.
>>158368120see >>158368116
>>158368134Memes aside I'm ready to concede that Goof is indeed elite.
What happened to the Raiders?
>>158368126Jerry Ribe babby
>>158368055We’ve been through this before a couple times with the KOC Kangz having monster regular seasons and then doing nothing in the ‘offs. Frauds until proven otherwise, I’m afraid
>>158368146Nobody will touch Jerry Rice's records in your life time. The floater ball was a Joe Montana thing.
>>158368143They're still in a rebuild they just faced some easy opponents to start8-9 or so is a great record for a rebuild year
>>158368055It's simple: We's Kangz n shiet.
It's time to admit that the game has become too fast and complicated for black qbs to manage. They simply lack the biological cognitive capacity to process the volume of information needed at the speed required for modern offenses.
>>158368120Idk why people keep whining about this. This was not a catch. I'm a Niners fan and Niners deserved to lose yesterday that was bad football from everyone. We were supposed to lose in Atlanta anyways, been saying that for weeks
>>158368140Oops! Please familiarize yourself with NFL rules instead of crying impotently over them when applied correctly!
>>158368167over the last decade black QBs have won more MVPs and Super Bowls than yt QBs
This is the year, lads!
KWAB
the fans in the stands are simply extras in the gambling movie theater
>>158368143Its a culture issue. Gypsy teams like the chargers and raiders are playing away games every game. They have culture problems that will never hold a good program. The day the Chargers or Raiders are good is when the fan base doubles overnight. Don't ever, ever buy into the Raiders until they win another playoff game. Nerds are calling for Mendoza to start and have his psyche wrecked. In about 3 years the Raiders will be back in "rebuild" mode, you watch. I had more fun watching the team win 6 games a year with meme speed and guild goals than I do watching them try to be a football franchise. Gruden was starting a long process if changing culture and the owners threw him under the bus to prevent every other owner openly saying nigger in private emails. The Raiders will be bad until out of nowhere they win 12 games in a Season and then repeat another decade of "rebuild". It's a culture issue top to bottom.
>>158368178what a colossal mistake. surely the chief capitalized on such an opportunity
>>158368169I don't like harping on retarded stuff while there are people like you with an above room temperature IQ who understand the rules and predicted the outcome correctly, but I feel compelled to torment the dummies crying about it.
>>158368178Editor's Note: The Chiefs lost this game
>>158368075How are the Dolphins worse than the chargers retard. The Dolphins actually have a win.
Chargers, Mina, POGGIES>>158368055frauds>>158368083save that pick for QB buddy boy>>158368134rooting for the lions in lieu of my chargies>>158368143not for real, never for real. But hopefully real enough to beat the chargers again later in the year
>>158368178And then what happened?
>>158368188jim harbaugh is stroked out and mcdaniels is addicted to coke and adderall and is spiraling down
>>158368172Hurts>Tush push babby running a stupid simple offenseMahomes>White
>>158368178>See Darnold get happy feet>immediately lose all hope for the driveI hate this
>>158368178The real loser of this play was me because I was going to go to bed at halftime if he scored here and instead I stayed up cause I thought there might still be a game
>>158368198He should have ran it in.
>>158368169they did deserve to lose yesterday but that's a catch. All evidence to the contrary of the call on the field
>>158368096There's literally a game called "El Viejo Clasico" because El Clasico isn't that old. The Catalans are cringe and the Basque are based.
>dumb children calling Montana midPrettiest ball I have ever seen thrown was from Joe
>>158368096That shit was fun to watch in the Messi/Ronaldo era ngl
>>158368198HAPPY FEET?!
>>158368209Not a catch, he didn't have control when landing out of bounds. Sinple.
>>158368146He won a superbowl without Rice
>mahomes has no weapons>immediately gets gifted the best run game in the leaguefunny how that happens
>>158368217WOMBO COMBO
>>158368217>>158368221THAT AIN'T FALCO
>>158368220>36 rushing yards>best in the league
save this image to post during witching hour on halloween or next week during redzone
Joe Montana was a Tom Rathman baby :)
>>158368178Xeahawks lost the story with play lmao
1/2Swifties will not like this!
>>158368223*Flacco
>>158368188Holy shit you’re alive? I haven’t seen you since Pooa went to the falcons, I figured you had killed yourself.
>>158368172>black QBs
Genuinely sick of hearing about Taylor Swift in this general
>>1583682312/2Swifties are NOT happy
I'm 26 years old
>>158368236now post his daddy
>>158368231>>158368238What does the first image have anything to do with her?
>>158368229Based Rathman was a true blue football player
>>158368237Whatever happened to that swift poster from UAE?
>>158368238ha that's so cool and intersting i love hearing about what women on twitter who don't watch football have to say please for the love of god post more off topic crap
>>158368224except for last night
Do NOT look up the Saints’ leading rusher from this weekend
>>158368227damnwe're going to miss a Halloween witching hour by 1 day :(
>>158368247I assume he was murdered by Israel
>>158368188Come home, young man.
>>158368243
>>158368247Died during a recent airstrip unfortunately. That or got assigned a new duty station.
>>158368245Nothing he's just completely obsessed because he's a 70 year old lead head who thinks that the Chiefs are only good because the NFL was rigged for Taylor Swift
>>158368247Blown up by Iran
My Chargies! They didn't lose this week! and some how we still lost!
>>158368260
>>158368227not sure why this is so hot
How does Billy Corgan feel about the NFL sullying his song?
>>158368258Why would you fuck up the Lions offense with that crackhead? They already average over 30 a game.
>>158368264That's true tho.
>>158368258hell no
>>158368272He's a chud so he's probably still upset about the kneeling.
>>158368246My dad knocked him out at a bar and drove him home lol
>>158368276if you're anything like my uncle you were convinced by an AI video of a ref being handed a wad of cash by Taylor Swift and thought it was realBoomers are a plague
>>158368055packers 4-3 last place>bears 5-2 bucs 2-5dolphins 1-5saints 2-5colts 2-5they have played 1 mediocre team with a winning recordONE.those are my thoughts and i'll take your comments off the air
>>158368253Saints are going to spend 3-4 years just to come to the conclusion that Kellen Moore isn't the guy. He can't scheme runs and all of his passing plays rely on the Oline blocking for 10 seconds.
>>158368282Corgan is based
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>158368291Yeah I know, that's what I said.
>>158368295Oh okay
>WELLLLLLLLLL NOW LOOKIE HERE>IT APPEARS WE GOTTA BUCK WHO THINKS SCORING 3 POINTS IS GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN A FOOTBALL GAME>SEEMS DOWNRIGHT PECULIAR TO ME>YOU SEE IN DENVER COUNTY>WE DO THINGS A LIIIIIIIIIITTLE BIT DIFFERENT
>>158368293Refs didn't call any OPI receivers were pushing off every big play
>>158368209If it happened in the middle of the field, then sure, that's a catch. But it was out of bounds. You can juggle and bobble the ball 100 times in bounds, but you can't let it move on its own out of bounds.
>>158368309what is your cope for ken walker rushing for only 36 yards
>>158368284Uh, yeah, AI haha.
>>158368301Should have listened when I told
>>158368305>We do things a liiiitle differrent>We score 9 points and winBased.
You people don't even know what's about awaken. You are not prepared.
>>158368274>>158368278Petzing is a clueless fraud running a basic bitch Pop Warner offense with the best offensive players in the league, the Lions are literally wasting the talent on the field, which is successful DESPITE Petzing's jr.high play calling.
>>158368291and heckin redpillerino'd! XDDDDDDDDD
>>158368329I have been here for thousands of years, giant eyeballs are going to win
We have finally reach the "HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP" Phase of Mahomes and Love's careers.
>>158368293K9 didn't buy into 12 as 1 or MoB mentality, had a melty over not being a bellcow and getting a birthday td last year. Now his bad "me first" attitude is infecting the Chiefs, dragging down Mahomes, Kelce, and the whole WR core.Yep, Schneider moving on from this bust was the smart move.
>>158368315The next Trent Williams had the flu or something
>>158368331>2nd in the nfl and 1st in nfc in points per game>we should fire our ocBold move Cotton
>>158368340watch this toohttps://x.com/danorlovsky7/status/2113741038435385618he doesnt understand formations and needs mahomes to signal to him which hole to run through
>>158368339IF he had a run gameIF he had an o lineIF he had a receiving corp
>>158368338His name is Michael, and he is the angel of death.
*HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF**HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF**HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF* *HUFF*
>>158368355KEEEEEEEK this is why Charbs was better all last year too.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHERE WE GOOOOOO….
>>158368361would have been fucking hilarious if he injured his hip doing that retarded flop into the endzone
>>158368361>cardinalsNot even the least bit surprised
>>158368359take my energy
How the fuck are the browns 5-2
Why the fuck did CBS fire Tony Romo? He was their best play-by-play commentator.
>#Seahawks OT Charles Cross, who suffered an ankle injury on Sunday, has a high-ankle sprain and will miss time, the MRI revealed.>The hope is he's back in 1-2 weeks, but it depends on how rehab goes.
>>1583683825 game winning drives btw
>>158368382Based Monken showing what he can do when he doesn't a little bitch at QB, also Watson's redemption arc
>>158368382A combination of a last place schedule or expert peanut oil divination.
>>158368387I hope Collinsworth gets fired next
>>158368382They will miss the playoffs, watch
>>158368387Shut up Tony. You sucked.
Any other wolves here? I am so hungry. Tonight we feast.
>>158368387stupid rambling drunk with boomer ADHD
>>158368387Jim Nantz was jealous of his sick dance moves
>>158368382They moved on from certified BUM Myles Garrett.
>>158368075No one cares, dying whitoid
>>158368343desu he's right in the sense that it's mostly the playersloins offense was top 5 last year with john morton and then campbell himself calling plays
Jared Goff is the best white QB in the NFL and Josh Allen is the best black QB. Facts don't care about your feelings.
>Any other wolves here? I am so hungry. Tonight we feast.
>>158368416Good luck fella, stay away from me please.
>>158368389Gay. Luckily I'm not too worried about the Bears, Cards, or Raiders D lines.
>>158368421But enough about Al Michaels
I would like to congratulate the Seattle Seahawks on being the FIRST team to beat the Chiefs*. It was a good game, and we will make no excuses. But we will be back when Rashee Rice recovers, make no mistake of it.*- minus their WR1, WR2, and Josh Simmons
>>158368387He was clearly unprepared each week and didn't give a shit anymore
>>158368431Okay but why fuck with it? You should spend your effort fixing the most abominable secondary I have ever seen in my life.
>>158368448I still can't believe that the Chiefs are the only NFL team with injured players. I'm so sorry for your loss
>>158368343Again, this is DESPITE Petzing's play calling, the Lions offense is good because the players are HoFers.Last night we saw again and again on 1st down, Gibbs in the backfield all by himself and literally EVERY PACKERS DEFENDER on the scrimmage line, as everybody knew it was going to be a run play up the middle and sure enough, it was a run play up the middle that barely got any yards because Gibbs is the best RB in the league and the Lions O-line is top of the line.Petzing makes zero attempt as misdirection or even trying to mix it up to put the defense off balance, every play is straight out of the Pop Warner play book.The guy was OC at the Cardinals (lol) and they sucked ass, Dan Campbell once again fucked up hiring a nobody as OC (and DC Sheppard is shit also).The Lions are throwing away their Super Bowl window training up coordinators instead of hiring skilled veterans to call the plays.
i thought campbell/goof were ben johnson babies?
>>158368382Lions vs Browns Super Bowl!
>>158368291Too bad he has the singing voice of a eunuch getting raped by Mickey MouseFootball
*braaaaaaap*
why is every sports league teaming up with gambling and prediction market sites? isn't this a conflict of interest?
>>158368448>Patrick Mahomes is the greatest QB of all time!>He's missing Rashee Rice??? Kenneth Walker doesn't rush for 130 yards???>WE'RE POWERLESS NOOOO AAAAHHHH YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT US TO SCORE MORE THAN 3 POINTS AND MAKE A DRIVE GET INTO THE REDZONE NOOOOO WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ON THE TEAM CAPABLE OF THAT AAAAAHHHHH
>>158368448How many games has Josh Simmons played anyway? I think at this point playing without him is the natural state of affairs for the Chiefs. What a bust.
>>158368462>The Lions are throwing away their Super Bowl window training up coordinatorsNo anon, if there's anything fucking up the Lions window it's a secondary not qualified to start in the ACC.
>>158368454oh no, don't make a change I agree.with regards to the secondary, GM Brad Holmes will probably trade for some value CB2 and that's about itmaybe he knows more about kerby joseph playing football again but idk
>>158368480he has da flu
>>158368476this dude is based
>>158368285Reminder that if Caleb doesn't pull a hammy the Bears win that game. He was about to walk into a TD
I wish I was drunk, but it’s morning
Lock your doors the beastmen are coming.
depends on the yards today Eagles have the season this year thank you
>all this queefie cope
new ann michael maye just dropped
>Marc Bulger and Jim Everett were the top 2 completion leaders of the RamsWhat a sad franchise.
>>158368488Even if Joseph gets healthy the corners are still garbage. Letting Porter go to the Cowboys was peak Brad Holmes.
>>158368514Built for MKC (Medium Kiwi Cock)
I COULD HAVE DIED, NICK
Right! So when do the Vikings play a real team?
>>158368531Sunday. They will lose.
>>158368478To be fair, the NBA was already rigged as fuck so an official partnership has barely any impact
>>158363216We never got the answer
>>158368514why does drake maye get to have sex with her, but I don't?
>>158368514Does it make me a bad person if i watched the whole video of a girl eating a sandwich. I do watch porno girls but normal girls are also entertaining to me
>>158368531Melty lol
>>158368448>*- minus their WR1, WR2, and Josh Simmons
>>158368499>guys, if this thing didn't happen I can 100% invariably guarantee that they get the touchdown and hold them!!! It was guaranteed to happen!!!!!Cope.
>>158368539His creamy goodness
>>158368514I've noticed that she really likes spreading things open and showing off the inside of whatever it is.
Bros I went down a Smashing Pumpkins rabbit hole, why didnt you tell me?
>>158368531>Packers and Bears don't count.....BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T, OK???
>>158368482>>158368488I'll agree the secondary is shit and that's mostly on GM Brad Holmes for his poor drafting and letting go decent CBs, like Amik Robertson who is only getting paid $4 million a year by the Redskins and has 8 PDs amd a FF this season in six games.And while the Lions secondary has been shit ever since the new administration took over, at least former DC Aaron Glenn could make something work with what he had, Sheppard literally has no fucking idea what he's doing.A stacked team in a Super Bowl window needs skilled experienced coordinators, not wet-behind-the-ears newbies and failed coaches begging for another chance.
>>158368555CheckedLooking forward to them yule logs
>>158368514why does drake let his wife go around alone instead of keeping her at home as his sex toy?
>>158368561Did you listen to Gish yet?
>>158368561>he just found CorganBetter late than never
>>158368514Solid 7
>>158368448>we will make no excuses>lists excusesKEKplonked bitch
>>158368561AND IN YOUR SAD MACHINESYOU’LL FOREVER STAAAAAAAAY
>>158368561Because they get memory-holed by "the big 4".
>>158368592>painted nailsheh
>>158368055>>158368063Vikings (6-0 for 1st time since 2009 with Farve & AP and they made the NFCCG): Other than the absolute humiliation of the Packers to kick off the season, Vikings have been keeping it close. And next up they have to answer to the Lord of the NFC North: The GoffatherDivision away (1-0)+6 W @ Chicago ? @ Lions (this Sun)? @ Green Bay (3 wks)Division home (1-0)+17 W Green Bay? vs Lions (8 wks, SNF)? vs Bears (season finale)Rest of Home (2-0)+6 W Colts+5 W Miami ? Bills (2 wks, MNF)? Falcons (5 wks)? Panthers (6 wks)? Commanders (9 wks)SNF in Mexico (0-0)? vs 49ers (4 wks)Rest of Road (2-0)+10 W @Saints+7 W @ Bucs (injured Baker)? @ Patriots (7 wks, TNF)? @ Jets (10 wks)
reminder: yesterday's loss was on the o-line
>>158368154That's the entirety of the NFCN in the playoffs
Billy Corgan is an excellent musician but has a punchable singing voice that ruins everything
>>158368595Superunknown is the only worthwhile album from any of these guys by the way.
>>158368561WHOOOOOOO WANTS HOOOOOOOONEYAS LOOOOOOONG AS THERE'S SOME MOOOOOOOONEYwho wants that hooooooooooney
>>158368592>nailskek
>>158368612Back in the day Mahomes was good under pressure, I guess his age caught up to him.
>>158368595AIC is understandable and Gods gift to mankind
>>158368614Skill issue
>>158368629Ypipo age like milk
*puts my feet up in the genny*
>>158368612Did they blitz even once last night?
>>158368514She’s no Madison Beer
>>158368639YOU NEED TO LEAVE
why don't teams get the biggest strongest dudes and body their opponents?
>>158368639>>158368643*makes a sandwich*
>>158368612Mahomes is a holding o line babyBeen that way his entire careerFRAUD
>>158368571Am now kek lot of energy for a three man band
>>158368656Elwayian
>>158368612Yesterday's W was on the D-line.
>>158368656Did that ball come out before it hit the ground? Hard to tell.
>wait 40 years to get relevant again>lose to the first non-jester you face in the playoffs>get mogged by undefeated superior jesters from a state half the size of your city the next year
>>158368642herbie not impregnating her yet is highly sus
>>158368642Yea she isn't utterly bogged
Aaron Rodgers is going to get cut.
>had a dream that caleb fell into a giant tub of peanut butter and i had to lick it off of himwhat does it mean?
>>158368662Yeah they are good, glad you found out about them.
>>158368684him and brady are the GOATS at calling out the NFL
rams son the raiders
Chikaner’s mom woke him up
>>158368698We still own LA, leva. How does it feel to never have home games?
>>158368476Post the real one
>>158368612He's always been a terrible quarterback if there's even remotely an issue with the line
>>158368707You should know
>>158368698>YOURE BROWN!>NOO YOURE BROWN!
>>158368684rodgers and jabs hyuck hyuckantivaxxers are mindbroken
>>158368719I'm brown :)
>children are learning about smashing pumpkinslol
>Mahomes can't meme scramble for 20 seconds until Kelce gets wide open>Is immediately hot dog shitlmao
Shockingly 2026 Aaron Rodgers is better than 2026 Jordan Love.
>>158368689You're just coping with your chiefs losing. It's ok.
kek calipacos superteams all lost and they can't even pretend to be niners fans anymore
>>158368606Vikings passing game is garbage; 31st attempts, 29th yards, 25th net yards, 24 TDs so even the Lions shitty secondary ought to be decent and the Lions D-line is great.Vikings pass defense is deadly; 5th vs attempts, 2nd vs yards, 2nd vs net yards, 2nd for interceptions. 1st vs TDs.But they haven't played the Lions offense, which is best in the league.Sundays game is going to be the one to watch.
>>158368725:)
>rams vs raiders in las vegas>majority of fans are rams>rams vs raiders in los angeles>majority of fans are raiders. make it make sense
>AHHHHHHHH SAVE COACH! SAVE ME KITTLE! SAVE ME EVANS!
>>158368741kek my qb do be saying this
Congrats on your regular season super bowl Hawktrannies. Big night for you, and you even broke .500! It’s hard to be consistently great, I know. But you went out there and played with something to prove, and you did it. You proved you can beat the Chiefs in the regular season at home. Congrats again
>>158368736Small correction but Lions have the best offense in the NFC. Bills are best in the league. But yeah they're easily the two best.
>>158368739It was 85% Raider fan yesterday.
>>158368752Would you suck a log of shit out of Mahomes asshole?
>>158368656A couple of NFL teams have tried out sumo wrestlers and while they're huge and strong, it was discovered that they have no endurance and only last a couple of plays before they're gassed.
Mahomes is on pace to finish with 27 Touchdown passes or less for the 4th straight season
>>158368734We are Seahawks fans amigo
>chiefs are a better team than the bears>Hawks get to rape them back to back
>>158368752Brock beat that team, just sayin'.
>>158368514do you think she knows that people only care about her because of who her husband is? She's attractive yes, but she wouldn't be at her level of fame
Stop talking about the Smashing Pumpkins! Billy Corgan sounds like a Californian Valley girl!
>>158368754Lions offense is clearly best in the league but their dumbass OC is holding them back.
>>158368726I just got here
>>158368715Watch when the raiders come to Sofi. What other fanbases can do that?
>>158368779>chiefs are a better team than the bears
>>158368050Trade Mack already
>>158368606The Goffather, ofc, is favored greatly
>>158368739it just looks like a lot of rams fans becuase the raiders already bitched out and left before halftime
>>158368755nice fanfic
>>158368787Yeah, but it worked.
>>1583688026-1 > 5-2
>>158368811Since you’re blind, most of the jerseys are black
>>158368803Who in the ever living fuck would want to trade for that old fuck?
>>158368806They should be. They're at home and all they have to do is score 20 to win, which for that offense should be easy.
>>158368821
how do we fix this shit ass division?
4chan is much better if you disable the images.I do hope that during MAhomes Mountain on first things first either Nick, Brou, or Wildes says Mahomes performance was disrespectful to the QB position.Brou doing it would be quite funny.
>>158368752>Congrats on your regular season super bowl Hawktrannies. Big night for you, and you even broke .500! It’s hard to be consistently great, I know. But you went out there and played with something to prove, and you did it. You proved you can beat the Chiefs in the regular season at home. Congrats again
Anyone wanna listen to Korn with me?
>>158368837Make college football less popularIt's impossible for southern teams to gain interest
>>158368806Was that big jump when they announced Branch was no longer dead?
>>158368825most of the empty chairs are black
>>158368842YOU WANNA SINGLE SAY FUCK! FUCK THAT FUCK THAT!
>>158368842.......ARE YOU READY?
>>158368842Yes I do
the K9 induced melty next week is going to be great thobeit
>>158368797rams
Just want to suck a log of shit out of Mahomes asshole
>>158368842YOU SAY YOU KNOWHOW IT FEELS INSIDE OF MELOST AND ALONE ANDNO LOVE OR LUXURY COME ON INSIDE AND HEAR THE SONG THAT'S CONSTANTLY JUDGING MEDON'T YOU THINKYOU SHOULD MOVE ON?
https://youtube.com/shorts/LOJWMvbAiho?si=17gkP0BBrH4r6ogj
Lions are going to steal the wildcard away from Chicago aren't they
i think we learned more about the chiefs than the 49ers in their losses yesterday.chiefs are actual frauds that suck ass if they can't run the ball.
>>158368871no from the Vikings and I'm a Vikings fan
how bad is memedoza if they still refuse to start him this week?
Korn is a chud band
Now that the Lions and Browns are good who will be the next perennially shit team to crawl back to a small measure of respectability? Raiders, Cardinals, Titans, who?
>>158368672How do I get a girl like this, lads?
can't flex after a big play, but whole squad allowed to fortnite dance for a reffie flag
Sonny Styles desu
>>158368880Heh, yeah
Who will win the NFCCG, the Seahawks or the Vikings?
>>158368871I honestly suspect the Lions might win that division since their schedule is so easy.
>>158368871not if gamble is around, lions went down the shitter when ben left. gamble needs help
>>158368898the 49ers
>>158368875>if you take away a team's run game, it makes their offense one dimensional and easier to defend against woah
>>158368884jetties
>>158368880HEY YOU HEY YOUDEVIL'S LITTLE SISTERLISTENING TO YOURTWISTED TRANSISTORHOLD IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGSTURN IT UPTURN IT UPLOW END IS COMING THROUGHCAN'T GETENOUGH
>>158368898Panthers
>>158368902ben has been exposed as a gayleb baby
Name a single team that beat the Seahawks without their starting LT, W1, and WR2? Purdy couldn't even beat the Falcons without his WR1.
>>>/mu/
>THIS TIME I FEEL IT TAKING ME>TO A PLACE I NEED TO BE>ALL ALONG I SING TO MAKE BELIEVE >AND THE SHIT SEEMS TO FOLLOW
>>158368880the band of the everyman
>>158368880>hating kornlol
>>158368898The Giants
teams legit need to start doing squad fortnite emotes after huge penalties
>>158368920gayleb wasn't in detroit for that one season when loins were a contender
matty is making the HoF whether you like it or not
>>158368902The Lions offense is still great, they’re second in the league and less than a point behind the #1 Bills. It’s their defense that’s plummeted
>>158368898Cardinals
How do we fix Justin Herbert, bros?
>>158368953goff is something like the #3 QB in the league by average ratinghe's the best in the NFCN
>>158368905Actually it doesn't and it shouldn't. Offense should be better if the defense takes away one part of the offense. Retard
>>158368957Ill allow it
>>158368948kek
>>158368957No. This is a Fall Out Boy genny
>cowgoys iggleswill this even be worth watching
>>158368948>put a gameplay of Belichick's in the HoF but not bill himselffraud hall
>>158368964Trade him to a real team
>>158368957Cherub rockin
i can HEEM literally everyone in this thread
isnt it crazy howthere justexists hall of famers that walk amongst uswho everyone knows is a hall of famerbut isnt in the hall yetdamn bro thats deep
>>158368925The 49ers beat the Seahawks with every WR out except one, but they have multiple non-dogshit WRs and an actual defense. You can't pull the injury card when an even more beat up team already beat the Hawks.
>they're still seethingkek
>>158368975Him and Favre baby sometimes you gotta throw that sucker
>>158368975problem?
Imagine if the Bengals had a running game and didnt solely rely on Joe Brrrrrr throwing out of the shotgun formation
>>158368957We like Zwan here.https://youtu.be/tmi5OVEsTK4
>>158368967Looks like he's 2nd among qbs that have started all their team's games.
>>158368993lmao why is she doing that with her toes
>>158368989Not talking about Staffy by the way.
is jj the actual answer in new york??
>>158368957nah /nfl/ is a seether general
>>158368993I'd be her 12th man if you know what I mean
>>158368964Get him some quality LA bussy
>>158369003lions get no respectsickening
>>158368995True.
>>158368964Make him listen to Life is Peachy, Follow the Leader, Issues, Untouchables and See You on the Other Side
>>158368975That’s just under 2 pick 6’s a yearHonestly man, 33 in 17 years is less than I thought it’d be
Stop talking about dadrock and buttrock!
>>158368902Yeah dude the Lions really regressed after Johnson left, what with only scoring 31 point a game.
I didnt get into the smashing pumpkins craze in the 90's, I missed out on a great band.
>QB leaves NFCN>immediately wins superbowlYeah i'm putting money on the giants
>>158369030This. This is a Radiohead general.
>>158368875Wow who could have predicted that you would think this
>>158368993Us 12s are probably the most female fanbase in the league. A bunch of that is boomers but granny being a diehard hawks fan normalizes it enough it's unremarkable to meet hot girls with ball knowledge in Seattle.
>>158368339We’ve been there since he lost an orb to brady
>>158369040>guy who mindfucked the entire league into going for it on 4th not listed
>>158369033Corgan is an angel
>>158368998They could have a run game if they weren’t paying 33% of the salary cap to 3 players. I like Burrow, but they’re paying a kings ransom for him, Chase, and Higgins so I expect them to win by him throwing to Chase and Higgins
it was simple, i dont know how nobody saw it, JJ McCarthy, 9 as it was, was a middle of the pack QB, middle stats, so what do you ? You 2x9, you make him double his identity 18, 2x the 9
>>158368426Lonely Romo
>>158368986the name goes in the back fren :D
>>158369038This genny isn’t cultured enough for Radiohead
>>158368875as a life long boliever of 1 year I learned that teams without their starting tackles, and both WR1 &2 are shit
For me? it's Led Zeppelin and more specifically Physical Graffiti
>>158369050Then why does he sound like someone who always has something up his ass?
>>158368875>Ok so I know everybody loses and the other super bowl favorite undefeated team also lost on the same day which makes it harder to laugh at the Chiefs in particular to my great chagrin, but uh what if we just ignored all that instead?Retard
Guns N' Roses
>>158369074He sings like an angel
>>158369086He sings like a Californian Valley girl
>>158369040yes, it's all overachieving with a team with low expectations going into the season
You are all forgetting the Japanese drummer with some of the best licks of all time.
vikers we gotta be the biggest frauds right? our defense could be GOAT but our offense is so trash
>>158369067A bloo bloo I'm so sad I'm famouskek that fag didn't have the balls to neck himself he just cried about doing it
>>158369105oh hi lions fan :D
>>158369105defense wins championships
>>158369105Yes but just imagine if you had an up and coming hot quarterback like JJ McCarthy
>>158368948>longevity statsKirk Cousins is 14th all time in TD passes. No one cares about these stats that only reflect you've played for a long time.
>>158369106>the balls to neck himselfSuicide is not brave, it is cowardly. Also, Radiohead never sang about suicide
>>158369103Japanese are white.
Herbert is an alcoholic?
The king sits upon his throne of lead
>>158369105Biggest frauds are obviously the Bills
>>158369125wouldn't you be if you were on the lambs?
>>158369125He needs some Modelo!
This is a My Chemical Romance genny
>>158369120>Also, Radiohead never sang about suicideNo but Thom cried about it to the media because he loved to hoist himself up as a tortured artist
>>158369111fuck the lions, they're garbage>>158369115we need to trade for a johnathon taylor if we want to keep this up >>158369116too inconsistent. murray is somehow a better GM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
>mogs your favorite album
>>158369132Used to hate joshie, that guy is gonna force the win.
white people music
Can we stay on topic please? I really don't like it when performative attention seekers try to derail a good thread with a bunch of nonsense only a few people would care about.
>>158369040This is known. Even dumber in the MLB.
This is the only correct answer btw
we're coming for that 1 seed. May the lord keep our Penix strong
Sometimes, I try to do thingsAnd it just doesn't work out the way I want it toAnd I get real frustratedAnd like, I try hard to do itAnd I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it toIt's like I concentrate on it real hardBut it just doesn't work outAnd everything I do and everything I tryIt never turns outIt's like, I need time to figure these things outBut there's always someone there going"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know?You should maybe get awayAnd like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it outJust leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know?I'm just working on myself"They go, "Well you know, if you want to talk about it, I'll be here, you knowAnd you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about itSo why don't you talk about it?"I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself"But they just keep bugging meThey just keep bugging me and it builds up insideSo you're gonna be institutionalizedYou'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyesYou won't have any sayThey'll brainwash you until you see their wayI'M NOT CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTIONAND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTIONTO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELPTO PROTECT FROM THE ENEMY, MYSELF!!
Ive been listening to Monster Magnet because tonight is the hunter's moon.
>>158369141The Irish cry to the media all the time and do nothing about it either. You two should be friends
>>158369154The only thing Allen is going to force is multiple turnovers in the playoff loss
>>158368806Compare to Kalshi
>>158369139>TUUUUUUURN AWAYYYYYYY>IF YOU COULD GET ME A DRINK >OF WATER 'CAUSE>MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED AND FADED>CALL MY AUNT MARIE>HELP HER GATHER >ALL MY THINGS>AND BURY ME>IN ALL MY FAVORITE COLORS>MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS STILL>I WILL NOT >KISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUU>'CAUSE THE HARDEST PART OF THIS>IS LEAVING YOUUUUUUUUUU
lowkey wish I was female
>>158369183>>158369181>>158369168>>158369152See>>158369160No one cares about you shitty niche hobby. I promise you.
>>158369183Happy hunting fella
>>158369184I have enough friends, I don't need you and faggy Thom Yorke
>>158368075>Boston that lowPatsies, lower your fucking tone
>>158369195Seahawks?
>>158369195I can turn you into one. Ask the Kiwi how I put down.
>>158369132Not really because they’re the same team as always and everyone knows it. Don’t know what they thought firing their defensive minded coach and promoting their OC was going to do when their problem has always been… defense
>>158369216>Don’t know what they thought firing their defensive minded coach and promoting their OC was going to do when their problem has always been… defenseMaybe that they could fix the defense by changing the defensive coaching, holy shit you're retarded
>>158369197The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my emailSo I put in my password, it says I have an invalid passwordI know my fucking password!So then it says "go to customer service"So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dudeThis motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shitHe says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"I don't know what my fucking first dog's name was!What the fuck's the matter with you?!I just want my password, give me my fucking password!So then he ends up giving me my passwordAnd he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address"I'm like, "I can't get in my email address!What about 'can't get in my email address'Do you not understand, motherfucker?"He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problemYou should have that checked out"Aaaahh!I'M NOT CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTIONAND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTIONTO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELPTO PROTECT FROM THE ENEMY, MYSELF!!
If my team had even an average run game, they'd probably have a winning record.
>>158368991Didn't Purdy have Mike Evans? That's way better than undrafted WR5s Mahomes was passing to.
Today is the day boyos
>>158369226The point is that they should have hired a better defensive minded head coach if McDermott was a fraud, promoting an OC to the most important coaching position isn’t going to help a team that urgently needs a better defense. Everyone else understood this implicitly and didn’t need it explained, but you randomly had a melty in your confusion, because I’M the retard. You will never have an epiphany
He is now #1 in the league in average rating by active players.#2 if you count LamarLamar - 119.6Goff - 112.5Burrow - 110.4Purdy - 110.1Penix Jr. 109.1
top to bottom I have come to realize some of you sad pathic bitches are only happy when you have shit to complain about.these same sad pathic twats want to ignore the great draft class last year and this season is still younghow the schemes while changed didn't have the cap room for wholesale change.these same sad pathic bitches calling for coaches and gms to be fired have no clue about ball in the slightest sense.fuck you all you crying bitches
>>158369251Gonna run so fast and sink my claws awoooooo
McDaniel is purposely tanking the chargers just to own the dolphins and steal arch and sell him to the jets for 3 1sts
>>1583691976ix9ine hasn't made a good song in nearly a decade lil zoomie
Dak Prescott vs Tanner McKee
OH..OHHH..I DONT FEEL SO GOOD..OOOOOOOHHHHH I GOTTA GET TO THE TOILET AND DROP THIS THING!BBB*FRRRRTTT*RRR*THUNK*AAA*SPLOOSH*PPPOh..ah..so much better. Phew. That is one huge Tua I just took! Somebody will need to unclog it, but I don’t think Tyreek is around to do it this time..
>>158368561>>158368614>>158368787You guys have a long way to go
>>158368986Heem this bussy
Gaylen Squirts hasn’t thrown over a 1000 yards yet?!
youngcuck was getting uppity again yesterday at 3-4 kek what a superteam
I was never a JJ McCarthy fan and would rather his career just fail outright, but seeing him take off right after he leaves the Vikings is a nice consolation.
Is anyone else concerned that werewolves are happy?
Aaron Donald and Matthew Stafford as "Hall of Famers" are both artificial creations by the NFL via the media to try to convert faveLA into a Rams town
>>158369195Same, honestly, I at least wish my bussy was self cleaning like a girl
Wouldn't a young versatile gun slinger like JJ McCarthy be a perfect fit for the Vikings since they have an obvious hole at the QB position?
>>158369274I lol'd
kek leadheads are such spiteful creatures really funny that it was a former lion who beat the bears in the playoffs
Korn, Radiohead, Seether? Have nothing on Imbred
>>158369030What about bussyrock?
All I wanted was a Pepsi…
>>158369274but what if we're in garbage time?>>158369302ad can take flying shits every game and still get a gold jacket. rodgers will still get in as well
>>158369307JJ will be out of the league in 2 yrs
>>158369291It’s actually absurd how much better he looks on the Giants. He literally looked like he could not throw the ball at NFL level period, now he’s out there slangin that thang
>>158369216> their problem has always been… defenseThey always had a great defense. The worst defense they ever had was 12th in the league. Yes they kept getting cooked by Mahomes, but so was everyone. Doesn’t change the fact that Josh Allen had the ball with a chance to take the lead at the end of the game for 3 straight years and failed every time
>>158369323This is a Panic! At the Disco genny
>>158369040>Matt Nagy COTYgee idk what gave it away
>>158369125>miller litelol no, he'd be buying liquor if he was
Would the Vikings do the smart thing and trade for Kirk Cousins or Would they let their egos get in the way?
>>158369301Werewolves arren't real
>>158369346Why would that be an ego thing? The raiders have two quarterbacks
>>158369045It's hard to explain but if you live there it's absurd how much everyone cares and follows the team.
>>158369353Because they would feel embarrassed for trading for a QB they never should have let go to begin with
>>158368102I don't think having sex with someone you've known for a long time, and someone you love, in a non-one-night-stand context makes you a slut.
FTF is on time to watch him cope!
>>158369045>>158369356They all want to fuck JSN
Who’s gonna end up ded tonight?
>>158369195REEEEEEEDDDD KIIIIINNGGDOOMMMM
No i won't be watching i have to go to work for Mr Shekelstein
>>158369252You are the retard, you don't see how changing defensive coaching is a move to fix the defense
>>158369366Don't respond to hours old posts you idiot
Giants win beat the Vikings
>>158369372Huge night for the people who predicted the Chiefs would third in the division by now and would miss the playoffs
>>158369372Bills are not contenders
>>158369378Your foreskin is not safe. Don't get too uppity at work today.
>>158369216Their biggest problem is they don't have a QB. They have an RB that throws.
>>158369356Don't reply to Chikaner
>>158369372move hawks and vikings up>>158369391>seething about joshie
>>158369379You aren’t going to get it, don’t worry about it
>>158369258I have already admitted Goof is elite. You don't need to rub it in.
>>158369402Vikings are not contenders in the slightest.
Seahawks are going to repeat and make everyone seethe.
>seethe about the KANGZ spreading beyond the NFCN
>>158369414>lost to the Commanders backup QBI don't think so
>>158369402It’s facts. The Bills cannot operate their offense without turnovers, and their defense is so bad that they HAVE to try and score 30 a game. That’ll beat the Raiders and Dolphins, but not 4 playoff teams in a row
List of players drafted ahead of JSN>Anthony Richardson>Tyree Wilson>Emmanuel Forbes
>>158369406You could just admit you're wrong and retarded
This is a Papa Roach genny
>muh no josh simmons>muh no rashee riceNick coping as usual
>>158369449Lol shit is hilarious haha
>>158369433You will never have an epiphany and will live the rest of your life thinking you’re killing it while actually just having retard melties and embarrassing yourselfI’ve already explained what you don’t understand, you are simply retarded and CAN’T understand. So in your mind, you won. That’s how it goes for you, and always will
I'm thinking /nfl/ is more a Sevendust genny
>>158369449>muh no josh simmonsUnironically when was the last time he played a snap? I’m not complaining about no Laremy Tunsil
>>158369458Bro is MAD :sob:
>>158369465Chiefs could have a fully healthy team, lose, and blame some stupid shit like Venus is in retrograde. Soft fanbase
Electronic music is far better and will be around much longer than shitty Grunge 90s rock.
>>158369480A little too heavy on the makeup today
>>158368055Take Nailor back
Herbert to the Kangz is inevitable
Next thread I'm turning /nfl/ into an Alter Bridge genny
New>>158369512>>158369512>>158369512
>>158368619Superunknown is mogged by Badmotorfinger (Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas,) and that's not even their best album.
>>158369458I understand fine, you didn't understand what firing their defensive coach would do for a bad defense because you're a simpleton
