SERIE A MATCHDAY 9>Tuesday, October 27, 202618:30 Sassuolo - Lazio20:45 Roma - Cagliari 20:45 Torino - Como>Wednesday, October 28, 202618:30 Bbilan - Bologna18:30 Venezia - Inter20:45 Genoa - jJuventus 20:45 Monza - Napoli >Thursday y, October 29, 202618:30 Frosinone - Lecce20:45 Fiorentina - Atalanta Previous >>158310457You have two dystopian futures ahead of you... And you can choose one. The first one involves artificial intelligence used to control every aspect of society, yes AI is used to control CALCIO. In the second option AI is used to summon an ancient Sumerian calcio demon... And that causes some issues. Now which one do you choose...?....But what if I told you, that you don't have a choice because both will be true....Welcome to the simulated CALCIO
negru
Notice how they never call inter names but they always say jjuve and bbilan
>>158365637how new are you? I call them sfinter all the times
>>158365637>jjuvedesu it's mostly us calling ourselves this tooAlso I've been constantly thinking of this edit, it changed my life trajectory
>>158365593when I was a kid I thought Veron was blackRachel Dolezal ass wigga
>>158365865>argueyou were right as a kid
>>158365778i think its chivu false flaggin
>>158365593veron managed to land as chairman of estudiantes de la plata, they are going to play the copa libertadores final agaisnt palmeiras on november
>>158366375>agaisnt palmeirasI hope they play with the third shirt dedicated to us :3
>>158366467but wait... there is more!estudiantes managed to classify to the final after drawing 0-0 against flamengo last thursday, they went to penalties where fernando muslera had his redemption arc after having a disastrous WC, the following flamingo players fucked up their pens: >bruno henrique>lucas paquetá>jorginhoalex sandro didn't have the opportunity to miss a penalty since he was subbed off at the minute 90 flamengo's sport director is a fucking jewel
Got me Halloween costume in
New iPad Mini is up>still no high refresh rate displayIt's fucking shit
>>158366746can it run Death Stranding
Heartman but he only has 3 minutes to roam Jmedical and fix injuries
>>158366807This but Milik's dead body causes a void out and whole Continassa fucking dies Spalletti included
>Lulli has renewed his contract with Roma for 5 yearslullibros!
>>158367293Thought he’d signed another contract to be Brazilian manager
Dis the send Kim jong-un to jJ-medical?
BdO accidentally posted that Kane won lol
>guy in Scotland who was killed by a falling tree during the storm was a curator for a botanic garden
>>158368753>botanicnext big serbian talento
>>158365637Please be patient, the postcards from San Luca (Reggio Calabria) where they're from aren't that great
Did you know that jj has the best defense but the jjtini are still complaining?
Thanks for continuing to post & talk about us!
Nobody is talking about jj THOUGH
an inquisitive dolphin and a gluttonous horse enter a bar
calcetto status: enjoyableweather was warmish too
>Microsoft to layoff 27% of its total workforceUh oh
>>158369669Unironically where are all these laid off people ending up?
>>158369745Nowhere and that's the fun part, soon all these companies that are getting rid of their employees will find their revenues cut in half, since few people will be able to afford their products/services lole
>>158369745fancy backseats of vaxxie taxxies
>>158369669source?
>>158369845the fun part is that the price of all those products and services will skyrocket to a point where only the 5% will be able to afford them and the company will not be affected and most of the now regular people will live in slums and fight for surviving
>>158369669all white people too i bet.
>>158370483worry not it's global so white chuds and jeets will fight in the slums for the last piece of bread :)
>>158370416https://x.com/amanda_goodall/status/2114748370954985906It's wonderful isn't it?
inb4 jews devote their financial, manipulatory and lacertine efforts to awakening an AI conscience that will only provide answers that won't sit right with them
>>158370549That says buyoffs not layouts
>>158370676What did he mean by this
there was a buyoff but nobody was laid out
Mayulu goal.
>>158369745They become doctors or ngo employees
Ngoy employees
If they took on a second job with an ngo they would be bingo employees
Kerim Alajbegovic è 7° nella classifica del Trofeo Kopa 2026, il premio assegnato al miglior Under 21 del mondo! Il classe 2007 della Juventus entra nella top 10 mondiale. Vince Lamine Yamal, per la terza volta consecutiva.
nobody cares
Could Robinho Jr. fix jJ?
>>158369669I have 3 friends who’ve graduated in CS. 2 of them have good jobs (very good jobs in fact) which seem stable (for now), the other can’t get an interview. The AI takeover was always inevitable, the writing was on the wall decades ago. God only knows what life is going to be like in. My bet? A heavily medicated mulatto subclass overseen by the Matrix. So long as I have vidya, good coffee, alcohol and the serie ass then I’m content.
>>158371738>Vince Lamine Yamal, per la terza volta consecutiva.wrist-bandage manufacturers rejoice
Amplifico mufa
*dies by 30 award*
arry kane sumfin else innit
>Gattuso "My players have to observe a few precise rules: professionalism, loyalty, recovery and punctuality: you can never arrive late for training; no exceptions are allowed, even when something goes wrong. One time the gate at my house was stuck, but I climbed over it and still arrived on time"
>bullying serie bundass warrants you a golden ballJesus Christ his sport is so irreparably dead lol
Individual trophy for a team sport is useless, more at 11
>>1583745025th placed player this year is the most egregious giveaway
>>158374732Messi deserves more than anyone for the WC alone
>>158374759and david beckham has a manly voice
>>158374805for Japanese women he has
pissi riggitini won a wc title with a doped player in the team
nihao
Robinho Jr. will win the ballon dor in 2032
>>158380580this is bullshit but i believe it
>>158365803Kek
if jjust buys raimondo in january and ruins his career to let kolo muani and the german shitter play they deserve to be relegated once again
Sandro e Raimondo
Raimondo looked like a Destro 2.0 in serie B, no reason for him to keep scoring as much as he has besides the league getting worse by the day to be quite truthful.
>I was about to ask out the cute girl at the bookstore, but when I got closer, I realized she wasn't cute at all maybe even a troonI need to buy some glasses.
Alex Sandro and Raimondo
Raimondo Six Siege
>>158381788just don't be sober next time
Did Duccio get drafted in the IDF? Did prostate cancer get to him? And what if he converted and joined Robert in his monastery. Stay tuned to find out in the next episode of Calcio ball Z.
>>158381823xhe had hands too big to be a woman
>shitalians unironically think kvaraminchia should have won when nobody outside this poorfag failed "country" (not even in georgia) even CONSIDERED for a single instant that he could have even placed in the top 5
I haven't heard anything about kvara since 2025, nobody even cares about the ballon d'or tbqh
>Basedjaic remains Udinegri manager despite lack of minutes for Scottish bvll Miller.>Alajbegovic finishes 7th in Copper Thief of the Year award; his cousin Muhamet Muhametovic from Berlin earns top spot.>Scottish talent Nicky Threequid scores his THIRD hattrick this month for Clebbe Brugge.>Beware Greeks bearing goals: Douvikas earns new Gomo contract.>Reports of Terrone Tummy Tuesday to entice the Swamp German Semite back from exile.
>>158381992I hope he is alright but the general has become nicer since he stopped posting>>158382133Kvara was exposed as a fraud after Calabria humiliated him. He was always a white poor mans version of Leao
>Duccio's in a box, IN A BOX.
Itamar Ben GODvir's son? He's an InterGOD
>>158382250Based kiddo
>>158382255If Vannacci does stuff like this to every terrone he will have my votehttps://x.com/itamarbengvir/status/2114380495421075703
>>158382107Is things shitalians unironically believe posting making a comeback?
>>158382250ask someone if he's a interista or a milanista. 9/10 times if he's outfit looks good and friendly he'll be a milangod
>>158382250Why does the family of the national security minister of one of the strongest countries in the world look like a bunch of zingari lmao Like if I didn't know who this guy is I would've confidently said this picture was taken at a gypsy camp
>>158382581anon.. jews and muzzies are brown "people"
>>158382639Dress code is a fucking thing man, even gubermint muzzies have the dignity to dress well
>>158381788drink more cough medici
>>158382250Fun fact this Toro SEMITICO took his then girlfriend (future wife) to the tomb of Baruch Goldstein as a first date
>>158382250
>>158382963>Magneti Marelli tracksuitwhat a king
>AC Milan have reached an agreement with Christian Pulisic over a contract extension until 2031. Also>received my first project that I should lead>have to work together with an albanian and his associationSometimes I feel like /seriea/ is manifesting things in my life
watching nabule roma. anguissa gole was nice
>>158383498you should feel right at home
did gollini handball outside the box? sus
>>158382581No wonders he is always angry
lot of chances. crazy gollni save. gud game
What the fuck is it talking about
malen missed big chance earlier. >>158383667ur mader
Are there many comfier things in life than midweek Calcio?
>rating mid-week matchdays
>>158383742i might miss inter game for fabbrique
>>158383742Watching nazis and commies seethe eternally at the glorious state of Israel (this is related to /seriea/ because Itamar Ben-GODvir's son is an InterGOD)
soule gole was nice.
>Tennis and padel surpass football in terms of number of players: the Italian Tennis and Padel Federation has become the country's leading sports federation, overtaking the FIGC. >The FITP has risen to 1,162,477 players, equal to 20.2% of the total, ahead of the FIGC with 1,123,054 (19.5%).Ded sborrt but this time for real
>>158383808What do you do lad if you don’t mind me asking >>158383837Sensible chuckle seeing that pic, of all the teams
>>158383884very believable data
>>158383972https://www.ilsole24ore.com/art/tennis-sorpasso-e-compiuto-piu-tesserati-calcio-e-federazione-280-milioni-ricavi-AJMhseuB
>>158383585>to work with a competent politician and possibly enable people to have more democratic rightsYou are right!
>albanian>competent politician
GTA is 210GB
ken doll on fire
taytay!
finalmente
>>158383498Hey twinkz, it's your cousin Flamur. Listen I know we had issues in the past, but we have to let bygones be bygones. Anyways I'm kinda laying low (had some problem with the albanian boys, but that's a story for another time) but I heard you are some kinda big shot in the hotel business working in lobbies and shit. I have a business proposal (nothing too illegal) that your hotel connections can come in handy. Anyway I sent you a viber contact request so we can talk about the details.P.S let me know if you want to go bowling
what a lucky deflection
>Fivegrainthe fuck kind of name is that?
>>158384651kek
>>158384651I kneel
pippaksen so no more, he has finally arrived, surely?!
Whenever I put Mandas in my line up, Lazio doesn't get the clean sheet
YES YES YES YES
>that sassol defense
>>158384678For what? Its not even funny
>they tried to call off side of floriani's raised arm I am certain they try to fuck him over at every chance they get
>>158384763It's not funny. It's hilarious lmao
MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI MUSSOLINI
Lazio stop it they're already dead....
>Romano Floriani MussoliniAny relation?
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
You see, it's heckin' epic and funny because he's the kebab's great grandson and he plays for my club which is also heckin' fascist and problematic!
>>158384651:D
don orsato please do the needful
Is there a more inconsistent team than sassoulo.. they either go all out and win or just get blown out and lose.
mo zacca is ded ded>>158384813grazie mille
Attempted murder desu
>>1583838842020s squashits a sport for the balding fattening 35+ year olds trying to get away from their kids/reality
Why are Norwegians such uncivilized savages?
MURDERBALL
Nazio have scored too much too soon
>BREAKING: AC Milan is interested in Federico Chiesa.
I wonder what clicked with Gattuso and Lazio he sucks as a manager.
>>158384798>your surname is Mussolini >uses Romano on his shirttragic.
I missed all the goals wat now
Someone post the Floriani goal.
*squints*thats orange not red
Italy should hire this Gattuso fella
They're relaxing already jej
what is this match kek
Bruh the first half needs to end they are already sleeping
C'mon guys, how the fuck are you relaxing right now...
gols gols gols
serie ass defending is really something else lmao
c-calcio?
Isaksen unlocked desblocked unblocked not locked
With these new ref rules about playtime, by the end of this season Serie A games is going to have an average goal-per-match ratio of >7
they're tryna kill >us
>>158385004ISEXsen
>>158385022No need to get claudiofoibeco about it
Half-time.
This match already has everything in just one half. Lots of goals, laughable defending, horrible ref decisions, and murderball. Who says serie a isn't kino?
>BolsonaroLole
ERA
BENUALDY
what a shite penalkill yourself zacca
oh my days that was poor>italian penalty takers
Worst penalty ever
FUG.Too predictable
lel even berardi knew how zacca was going to shoot
mo its tj's turn
le ebin ghetto anime enjoyer
Grazie my niggerino
DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO DUCCIO
coulve been 6-2 now
i am suffering sensory overload
defending so poor it looks like match fixing, piss poor from sissyoulo
AGAIN LMAO
Is this the most meme game of the year?
Kwab
>>158385313>match fixing,like I said, it HAS to be match fixing
vai toma no cu
no need for penals with play like this
What a goal
Those missed pens gives me vietnam flashbacks of the Europe League against Bodo Glimt.Also, thanks again my nigga.
les go lazio
Would raping twinkazzo lower my Izzat?
did they chant his name after he scored?
the 60k microsoft wagies has ushered in the great serie a reset
cmn guys 2 more goals we need to kill the game
Seventh goal: Cancelled.
Our Heroe
ynr when chancellors destroyed ratkovs career because he refused to pass
chancellor out paceying the ngubu
yeah I'm thinking 2034-2038 world cup winners
>>158385527Oh so ref bribery again? Can't Shitaly win a single NT trophy without cheating
mussolini scoring one day before ohi day! douvikas will shut him up in a few minutes
>the Albanian subhuman is still drawing breathlame
>>158385527>yeah I'm thinking 2034-2038 world cup winnersChile?
How the hell did the fat failure Gattuso suddenly unlock nazio to a title challenging campaign with 0 finances even
>>158385574>title challenginginter has yet to drop any points and they wont
>>158385581Tre printer always implodes they’re already using up all their matchfixing mana and it’s still just October
>>158385574they'll collapse sooner or later, either that or Malago was a turncoat all along.
>Mussolini is 1.88 tallbesides Of Mark who else stands ahead of him in picking order for the nt?>inb4 Udoggy or the bricklayer coomer
>>158385624But muh epic gaspmerdini's riomma will win the league because......... reasons
Literally no reason to ban me btw, I haven't posted anything off topic and yet they kicked me for 3 daysReminds me of how allegri quite literally did NOTHING wrong vs roma but the ref showed him a red card and banned him for not 1, but 2 matchdays (the 2nd matchday is curiously against...... I'm not even going to say it you already know)
SALVTO AL DVCE!>>158385685Kayode has that spot but Romano should be in the next squad
here we go again
Atalanta died so that a team who usually finished 5th-6th could finish 4th-5th
what a stupid era penalthe fact that it is awarded by rule make it even more retarded, americans are right, football is gay as fuck
Arrivano i cinghiali
>sugawaragayest jap name literally means suck dick here
>floated overhit cross>forward scores without even jumping yep this league is beyond salvation and has an obvious match fixing problem
>>158385891Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm actually it's le most entertaining league ok goy
Top lulliz
Lulliz - I got 5 on it
If either como or roma lose points I do the helicopter with my cazzo
cam on pully
tfw missed the most kino/meme game of the last 5 seasons alsoTrepy solves it>>158385920
This league is so fucking dead
time to focus on winning psg in the ch l final
Lulli Pisilli
Roma loses this, trust the process
>Emanuele Lulliliterally who?
spotted the newfag
>>158385574i've already said this in another thread: he's much more in his element in a bucolic setting than in a big city/club (the absence of burini in the stands acting like sissies helps a lot too)
Piselli lulz
Feels so fucking good seeing a shit catenaccio team like Cagliari slowly going down, only shitalians can watch this shit
>>158385368Damn I remember her nude scenes in Cemetery Man. She's still looking good.
Theocritusso
>implying anyone but his mother knew him or ever mentioned him before this season again literally who?
C’è sempre un avversario per l’Inter a turno che azzecca l’annata della vita da underdog costringendoti a spremere energie fisiche mentali
ok but now go back to the comments section of gazzetta dello sport
>>158386216interfags, feeling threatened by the slightest competition since 1908
>>158386271Is this the new cope for when Inter inevtiably gets raped in the Champions League?
>>158386281It's the usual "Coping sfinterismo" being back on the menu
Cry more
Nice sloppa lmao, can't make your own?
>>158386299this shit meme feels so old and out of touch kek
So it happened again...
>>158386281might be
All ABI’s remember to focus your jinxing energy towards helping printer reach another chl final only to lose 6-0 this time
>>1583863296-0? Why not something more believable, like 4-0? Not like anything more than a 4-0 in a European final would be possible
>>158386506I unironically can't find any shitalian south of florence attractive
>>158386529monica bellucci doe
>>158386529This but it works for the entire shitalian country
>>158386617don't feed the samefagging spaz, thank you
INTERESTING! PAOLO CONDÒ , BALLON D’OR JUROR, EXPLAINS WHY HE VOTED FOR KYLIAN MBAPPÉ RATHER THAN HARRY KANE Ballon D'or : « In the absence of an indisputable candidate, I made my choices by looking BEYOND JUST A SINGLE SEASON.By placing Kylian Mbappé at the top of my list, I hoped to prevent a player as exceptional as him from retiring WITHOUT HAVING WON THE BALLON D’OR.Harry Kane is a wonderful striker at every level, but he has probably also benefited from a CAREER LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT EFFECT, tied to his 33 years.We have the feeling that Lamine Yamal will soon start winning the Ballon d’Or regularly and that his rival could be another Frenchman, the wonderful Michael Olise. »
>>158386641This stop having opinions that go against this circlejerk it's against our disco.. I mean our /sp/ rules
riomma chokes this
>>158386641>don't talk to anyone outside of our little covo di rubentini discord
>>158386641You riled him up real good kek
>>158386651Intrasting, given the truncated icosahedron-like shape of his belly I would have thought Condò'd voted for Kane
>>158386668Don't you understand you have to love everything about Shitaly Shitaly is great I love Shitaly Shitaly never refballed like ever EVER EVER EVEREST in NT tournaments in fact I can confidently say and confirm it with facts and logic like my idol Trump who would I vote because he would get rid of all the negri who are stealing my job as tomato pickers I really really hate them that Shitaly never refballed NEVER OKAY FUCK YOU
>>158386663What did you see?
>>158386676
MALDINIGET FUCKED RIOMMA
>>158386663
At what point does ironic schizoposting become actual schizoposting
>>158386689Lulli out, Mancini extra retarded mode too much space between the lines and, fras it's riomma
Rick Roma at 22:21:
Cannavaro vs Baggio, who was the most bullshit ballon d'or winner? Both juventoids btw
oh fugg
RODRIGO MORA 'NAMOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158386697>>158386698>>158386701Sfigati di merda impiccatevi
>>158386714Where the fuck is that bvll of BatistutaForever, I need him to make some sense of this
If he was an underage girl he'd be called BrattystutaForever
>13 goals in 2 matchesbachelors weddeds
>>158386737ma suca coglione ritardato di merda
>>158386717You too btw >>158386737
What's this smell? Must be some boars running loose in this thread
Not sure Japanese tarento Bukinari Sugmawallera will catch on in Serie A
>>158386768Commissobros...
GOL GOL GOL GOL COMO COMO BΑBY COMO
NICK O'PAZZO
>>158386714handicappati>>158386740>BatistutaForeverdiscount radjaforever?
This is how I find out Gomo is also playing rofl
All these matches are so fucking predictable kek
>>158386840it's the season of comebacksit couldn't be any other way, given the increase in actual playing time and the sheer number of (((betting agencies))) involved
>forcing the league title to not be called by January gay
Buongiorno, Adopo
>>158386869Thaiw!
Nikola Vlasic
nikola vlasic...
Sergej Milinkovic-Savic to Juventus
Ilary Vlasic (formerly Nikola)
>>158386874'Nomeno in serie ass btw
nico paz
banned ezequiel lavezzi pic's
International break is in 2 weeks and 3 days btw
Tick tock, sfinter. Tick tock.
>>158386933where are bbilan and jj?
>>1583869331. Lazio2. VW Dealership Autorigoldi S.p.A.3. Roma4. Como
>>158386945>and jj?
>>158386945where they belong lole
>>158386945jj moved and renamed to como for some reason>bbilannever heard of it, no idea what youre talking about
If inter doesn't win tomorrow I do the helicopter with my cazzo and post it here
>>158386963Reminder without Netanyahu giving money through Aston Villa and Stellantis jewe will never win again a trophy
real balanced and enthralling hours
>>158387007*heckin' balanced and enthralling
I'm currently preparing my cazzo to do an helicopter in front of our fans after our 4th consecutive win
american violafag spotted in outer /sp/>>158380474
>outer /sp/
>>158387025>an helicopterhttps://basedjakwiki.org/ESL
holy newfag
>>158387083Pepe folder status?
>>158387083Not funny and Discord-tier
Why do poorfags hate Harry Kane and the Bocconi university?
bocchini university
Shitalo Bocchini University
What is the probability that, in a twenty-team league, after nine matchdays there will be four unbeaten teams?
>>158387374@grookmeiners, calculate this
Keep Lotito's name out yo mouth matchday 9
Just watched some Phantom Pain Zero gameplay and it's literally Sekiro but a bit more action-eyWhy are people hyped about this
Serie A is currently the second highest scoring league among Europe’s top five leagues, behind only the Bundesliga and ahead of the Premier League.
ZIAMO UNA LEGA FORTISSIMI
What is the probability that, in a twenty-team league, after nine matchdays and with an average of over three goals per match there will be four unbeaten teams?
>>158387489Based Salvini he's going to win it all I believe in him we will be back
>Gattuso lowers expectations: "We're 15 points away from staying in Serie A."
>>158387518based Minghio treating Lazzie the way its supporters have been treating it for years
>>158387540Well good thing he's not treating it like Lazzie fans treat their underage daughters!
>>117227455
>>158387647Shitalians never recovered after this
>redacted postWas it an opinion that differs from those of the covo di rubentini?
>see you in the roach league bro
>>158387095newfag>>158387086eviscerated but alivechiesa esque
>>158387647Incredible post
>>158387720>chiesaIs he an obligation?
>>158387713Both objectively upgraded to a superior league
>>158382133He didnt play the WC and he got injured like 2 games into this year's CL campaign for pissG
2015-2020 seasons is where Serie A peaked
>the short haired intimissimi chickgoodness gracious
I want to have sex with francesca tamburini, also kek at how Leo Pissi farsing his way to fucking top 5 of the ballon d'or was so expected that nobody even recognized its absurdity
>jJ play again in 18 hours and 18 minutes
>>158389766No please stop
Taylor's goal.
Isaksen's goal.
>>158384928Mussolini's goal.
Zaccagni's goal.
Zaccagni's missed penalty.
Noslin's first goal.
Frattesi's missed penalty.
Noslin's second goal.
Buongiorno, Adopo.
IF YOU FROM THE PLATEAU WATCH THE SEABRUNETTE THAT IS SLAVE AMONG THE SLAVES YOU'LL SEE LIKE IN A DREAM MANY SHIPS AND THE TRICOLOR WAVING FOR YOU
>>158395495Thiaw!
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>>158395413>two Lazio players missed the ball only for the chosen one to scorethe universe works in mysterious ways
GRIM
>>158395730don't want to imagine what has been done to that pristine butthole
>>158395756Maybe Hope Solo got some surgeries too!
>>158395668D-did the Duce win in the end? I mean, where are Gramsci and Togliatti's heirs?
>>158396642He did, thanks to him shitalians are still the laughing stock of the entire world
One got a red and the other one not even a yellow...
Concerning!
he can't stop thinking about us
gm interkings
>>158397010gm fra
>>158396849Palestinians do be like that Thankfully they are all dying
https://x.com/davidsiracusano/status/2115438526057566222Average jewentino btw
>The new SanSiro will have an ovalized shape and will host 71,500 spectators. The stadium will be arranged on two tiers, and the curve inclination will be 37 degrees, just like Dortmund's Yellow Wall. The facility will be elevated: it will rise on a podium, which will allow for building a parking area beneath the field. There's a lot of curiosity about the facade, the external appearance that, in every stadium, is the main calling card.What can be anticipated? The great visual impact, in terms of color. Colored LEDs will allow for lighting up the stadium, with the logical use of red and blue to mark the evenings when #Inter and Milan play at home. The roof and the field will be fixed, not retractable, and the pitch will not be covered.>The new San Siro will have a new name and will be Italy's most technological stadium. There will be giant screens and, between the first and second tier, a ring of LEDs will run to display match images, statistics, and advertisements.One of the financial keys will be the increase in hospitality seats, which will range from 8,000 to 13,000 depending on the level of exclusivity.>Companies will be able to rent sky boxes, private rooms in which to experience the pre-match.Picrel is not an official pic just something gazzetta did. The official reveal will hapoen tomorrow
>>158397684Who is he talking about
Based Nati, can't wait for tonight's shitfest so we get more content
>>158397689ugly ass render tbqh
If serie a were smart they would now air countless chinese commercials and market the league in china
La Juventus est intéressée par David Raum et a déjà eu des contacts avec son entourage ! Le contrat liant le latéral gauche au RB Leipzig expire en 2027 ce qui pourrait aider la Juventus à le recruter pour une petite somme cet hiver ou à défaut le faire signer librement en juin.
>>158397942Carnevali suicide toi
>INTER (3-5-2): Provedel; Bisseck, Bastoni, Carlos Augusto; Diouf, Zielinski, A. Stankovic, Sucic, Dimarco; Bonny, Thuram. All. Cristian Chivu>VENEZIA (3-5-2) Stankovic; Halhal, Moreno, Juan Jesus; Hainaut, Kike Perez, Sohm, Helgason, Mazzocchi; A. Adams, Lauberbach. All. Davide Nicola.The Stankovic derby
let's go milan chads!
>The battle for the starting spot up top tonight still wouldn't be resolved. Despite Woltemade's presence in the probable lineup, Kolo Muani also has a chance to start alongside Alajbegovic. Open duel... t. Sborromeo Merdesti
CCCCCCCIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
we look tired
suci...
era for me
Why is Inter denied a penalty every game?
gud space in attack for inter. just need gud passes there
This Mosconi solves it
similar to sucic era.
bastard pairetto
marotta sisters....
offside, no goal>>158398382kek I heard it
>>158398373Marottaleaguebros, we keep winning
basto horrid defending caused this
Fennel has blood on his hands
based var
grazie provegod
gud save
predict which eplel club is going to get scammed by Cisse
>>158398247just force the guy out already
>>158398447The blades
>>158398447looks like a united shitter to me
CAM ON MAILAND, SCORE SUM FUCKING GOALS
halftime. not gud half
basto at least improved after that blunder
>>158398536bisseck put him in that position. hes had cheap giveaways all match
Absolute state of the new MacBooks
cmon inter score some golerinos
lot of subs
soft yellow for barellino
B-Bilanbros??
save us pio
>>158398743had a fever for few days. might be off form
dima yikes defending
>MbangulaApologize
MBANGULA VS ALPHADJO
based var saving us
Venezia deserved a goal this game tbdesu
>>158398838t.ProPal filth
Nothing personnel
ill be honestthat was a foul
autogol
>61'>62'lol how?
augustuuus
>>158398382*flushing noises*
>double autogollmao
>(OG)>(OG)
again lol
>352 againWhy can't we have a new Covid variant that kills all bald people
>bbilanhahahaha weren't they winning?
>>158398888Palestine lost you fucking nazi
negru hattrickI repeat negru hattrick
Another Amorim disasterclass
Milan got raped at San Siro
the next mbangula tsifunda
I KNEEL THIAGOD PLEASE COME BACK
>exposed in bundasspredict which Spanish club will get scammed by Mbangula
>serie owngoal
venezia played well most of game
>>158398872they dont call them frenezia for nothing
>>158398940yeah the only positive thing about this match is Provedel's performance
DNA won.
>>158398930he is better than any jj forward
wait just noticed that inter won against scam match fixing club run by the greem mafia with not one but two own goals HAHAHAHAHAHA disband this league already...TWO JEREMY? TWO???? you think people in malaysia are this stupid?
>>158398971So is literally every attacker from all the Serie A and Serie B team it's not that hard
Adela to Juventus
Apparently we're playing in 5 minutes but that can't be
Fuck AmoshitThis mong never learnsEstushit was the reason we conceded the first goalThen once again he has the team relax and park the bus in 2nd half for no reasonSubs off Hutch who was the best player and was our key player with his pressing disrupting Bologna's play constantlyThen as soon as he subs off Hutch Bologna score 2 goalsThis moron shouldn't have subbed in Modric for Tomerdi either, should have just subbed in Diawara and continued playing the same game as in 1st half... but noooooo he just had to gift Bologna the 3 points
>>158399053Gypsy
Do Sanluchesi stand up and place their hand on their heart when the Serie A anthem plays?
It’s Randal time
We're in Silent Hill my negrus (RKM is the final boss)
Serious KWABMOTY (kek what a bitch match of the year) contender from milan there
>No Robinho Jr. on the benchJr. investors we’re taking a step backwards
really enjoying this smoke because it means I don’t have to watch Jjust play
>>158399113lmao
Once Vannacci inevitably wins he should allow tobacco sponsorships in Serie A
>Manuel... could you really be in this town?
There was a striker here. Now there is none.
WATOYWI (real torelli eterni know what this acronym means)
I'm not currently doing a helicopter with my cazzo
Genoa with more Spalletismo in 8 minutes than Spalletti himself this entire season
Best 10minutes of the season, even more smoke bombs and they become 20
>>158399167Happens when you have a coach
Weekly Grimbiaso moment is up!
Retarded Own Goals Only Cambiaso Can Do
Well well well
perfect finish from grimbiaso
Fear not, Rwanda Congo Mali is looking on fire tonight and I'm sure he's gonna help us comeback
>>158399185>somehow top 5 most talented jjust playersnot sure if shitpost
Grimbiaso got linked to Barcelona overnight and this is how he performs not even 24 hours later btw
Oh no!
GODllegri winning btw
>Kalunegru's passingBelgio, first 3 words?
can we all just take a moment to agree that juventus and milan are indistinguishable, on all levels from form, playing style, team cohesion etc to squad quality, from teams like sassuolo, cagliari torino atalanta and the only reason they keep clinging on to their zombie husks of what they used to be are refereeing decisions and the aforementioned teams throwing games against them for future transfer revenues and because they are straight up bribed by them
Yeah I agree with Spalletti, the 3atb defense is doing wonders and it was worth sacrificing all of the wingers for this
>>158399238creative geniusnegru
Gattimon striker
cmon genoa
>>158398953inter get results so thats gud
>Ellertsson>isn't a Brazilian>isn't a Kyrgyz Wtf
He's not eating the pumpkin
spalletti dood wat nou
There are people itt who called me a schizo when I said Tudor is a better coach than Spalletti lololol
lol nice gole
4 own goals serie a, 4???
Whether it’s a back three or a back five, Juventus look disorganised. A lone striker can get past three defenders far too easily & there’s no midfield protection. Sarr repeatedly left Douglas Luiz isolated in the opening 30 minutes.
remember when some people pretended kalunegru wasnt a gigashitter
>>158399330Name three defenders that played at Palestinentus better than him
thats kalulu fault. cambiaso got the ball and then kalulu should tackle it.
That shitty coach on the bench sent out a 5-man defense and put 2 attackers on the field just to concede 2 goals in 30 minutes against Genoa AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>158399348Motta's kurp or something
lowest iq team i’ve ever seen
Douglas Luiz fell asleep there
>let's sack Spalletti and hire a 352 merchant like Conte that will do wonders
We don't even dominate the match momentum from that meme DAZN statistic, lol
>>158398915Spalletti refuses to give up and beats Amorim at his own game. Respect.
de rossis calcio is very nice to watch
Di Gregorio won.
>>158399334caldara, howedes, rugani
1 varela pls
Kalunegru holy fuck
sneaky elbow
only in this shit team does Labubu get rated
the coonte clock strikes 11:45
>next matches are against Nabule and FiomerdinaQuick, >we must renew Spalletti's contract!
>>158399473God no please
Looks like players have started boycotting Spalletti so he gets sacked, just like every team does to the bald fraud after they have had enough of him.
>>158399476*renews Douglas Luiz*
>>158399219Remember when City wanted to buy him and Grimolli refused to sell him.Lol.
kalulu fanta ratin first half 1.5 out of 10
>>158399484The 3 men defense was a clear sign he was desperately trying to appease to the shitalian group lolThe problem is that they can't sack him until the next NT break, there's a match every 2 days for the next week
>>158399514Haha lol imagine that
>>158399478it is inevitable. i dont know why you dont want him. hes the only tyrant that can reasonably get something out of a team of shitters and secure european spots. even when he eventually crashes out you will be left with a foundation that even an allnegru can produce with. i say this as an interking
>>158399514Grimolli didn't even join before then and the offers were clearly dumb fake rumors from his agents.
>>158399564Must have been the most insanely well crafted rumors, every retard on eplel discussion sites was talking about it for like a week.
Yes because mo rubentus loses this match
>>158399545You're stuck in the past, Conte is washed through and through. All the teams he coached that had legit shitters (Tottenham, his 2nd year at Chelshit) failed miserably, same would happen again with current year Jjust
>Alajzingarovic out?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
he just needs 3 more strikers
>>158399618Please understand, >we can't hurt Kangoo's feefees
International break when ahah
>subs bosnegru out???????lmao what
nice counter attack it’d be a shame if someone were to rip all the copper wiring out of it
so glad he keeps muttuidi on the pitch, such an amazing player wowkalunegru too, absolutely essential
>>158399661He's in the sperging out phase
Ok but now imagine the formations he'd come up with if we didn't have 20 injured players lmao
Kolo Muani is playing Windows 7's pinball or what
>>158399667wow hes just like me
>>158399587youre focusing more on how it ends rather than the immediate improvements he's achieved everywhere. tottenham were almost in the relegation zone when he took them to cl, and theres the napolecani shitters he was able to win with. his bad endings are due in part to a lack of financial backing while juggling multiple competitions secured by the year before. rube is honestly already at long term risk of stagnancy and conte can fix it immediately and give the club another chance at building up
dont worry we can sell negruani to all those teams we were bidding against
It all went downhill the moment he nuked the pepe folder
>>158399701Did those clubs have a toxic core of players that kept playing against their coaches? Because that's the #1 problem at Jjust and I can assure you no coach can fix that.
Well thankfully this is just a friendly, we played 3 days ago and no way we'd have another league game this soon
Reminder that the most dangerous lead is currently active
gobbi in grisi. genoa has gud attacks constantly. jj cant even get a shot off.
>>158399722well the napolecani certainly did after sballetus. its literally the defining attribute of conte that he comes in like a military legate and fixes the culture
>Cabal inYeah that will fix it lolGreat subs as usual
these niggas would rather die than shoot
How will these subs help us in scoring
Why are we so stretched far out lol
>>158399756Spalletti didn't ruin anything at Nabule, at best he left right when the team peaked. Garcia simply lost the plot and fucked up the season. Jjust issues lie elsewhere and aren't that easy to fix. The moment a coach (rightfully) goes against one of the Italian players/"""leaders""" he's doomed
That's all of Kolo's skills being used for the season. See you in 2027/28
>Mckennie failing to pass it backwards alone in front of the opponents goal instead of just turning aroundgrim
It's like we're not even trying
I know I'm getting the full 6 stars for posting a link from the Forbidden Website, but the timing is quite peculiarhttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/2115552807751471227
epic counter attack lol
>>158399926We countered the attack alright lol
>Koopmeiners INAlright Lucià, you won
>>158399813ill leave you with this: he's already improved upon two spalletti squads and i see little reason to think he couldnt do it a third time especially at the og club he resurrected once already. if the players would deign to go against him of all people then it doesnt even matter whos manager, all is lost
>>158399950>if the players would deign to go against him of all people then it doesnt even matter whos manager, all is lostOne thing's for sure: the upcoming 2 tranfer sessions will decide our level for the next 4-5 years
Even Boga turned into earwax lol
...Koop for... Douglas?
>>158399967that was the grimtoli mercato fra its already ogre
more interesting hypothetical is gonde going to united and inzaghi considering juve without ucl to be beneath himwho do you go for in that case? pioli? pirla bis? farioli?
>>158400035
Juve needs more black guys.
>>158400037Aquilani or other young managers
>>158400037Pioli most likely since he's Massara's most chatted Grindr friend
>>158400037an AI model that tells the sissies in the locker room to get the fuck on with it or else they're getting a Monteroesque treatment at the first step out of lineonce they've become football players again, we can talk about a new manager which isn't a burnt out cinder
Where is Nico Gonzales he always shoots bangers from 30 yards
At least it's going to be a loss and not some lucked out draw, he's getting sacked soon fras
>>158400092Dead for another entire month lolBtw we're playing Sarr injured
Safe to say this game is over. Another loss. 11 points off the top. Roma and Como look like they’re only going to improve. I**** look set for another title. That leaves one spot in the top 4 and Milan, despite losing today, look a better side than us. Lazio are cruising right now. I don’t think it’s all on Spalletti. Far from it. I’ve said for years that these players aren’t up to the standard. But when the losses pile up, it’s always the manager that pays.
Maybe next time we won't miss out on Maxime de Cuyper when he's available
>>158400071oh come on fra i managed to mentally block that we had another recycled retard why do you do this to me>>158400037>the giant of bremen player/manager>allnegru 3.0>dybalas agenti dont know anymore fra
Baking
>>158400132>oh come on fra i managed to mentally block that we had another recycled retard why do you do this to meHeh, what about Ottolini? :))))No worries, we're getting new ones soon!
I have no words lol
>>158400148let’s rehire Grimolli’s wife just to cover all the bases
lol
>this is Koopmeiners 100th match for Jjust
The club, on top of being dead is cursed, I'm crying
Carnevali where's the announcement
Was David an obligation
lobotka ded
>bbilan>jjustF
>>158400227SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>158400253>>158400253>>158400253
W-we'll be back in January, Raimondo's DNA will solve everything
