>Lap:#8593>Countdown to Taco GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158353887>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:233>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 365 (+25)RUS: 242 (+4)HAM: 241 (+12)VER: 236 (+15)LEC: 233 (+18)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 607 (+29)Ferrari: 474 (+30)McLaren Mercedes: 355 (+16)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 355 (+23)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 102 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1085.51 (+73.65)HAM: 851.63 (+87.84)NOR: 827.36 (+62.16)>News:ANT LEC VER HAM NOR HAD PIA RUS LAW GAS HUL LIN BOR OCO STR ALO ALB SAI PERhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvV3pLanv
energy drink sport
>https://strawpoll.com/eJnvV3pLanvdidn't watch, voted Russell, Hamilton as always>>158354560based
The Raped
I miss (pre-retard) vette
stats after US GP>6th podium in a row for Amx, better streak than Norris or Russell have ever done despite driving some extremely strong cars>8 consecutive COTA podiums for Amx (since 2018)
how do you make a 8 minute highlight out of this trash?
>>158358262thanks for the bake
>>158358023ethered
>>158358023oh shit based
>>158358452same
>>158358262It's up.https://youtu.be/fBrOOWPxlbk?si=oSqcxSD4BhiI-VAa
>>158358711>PseudShan't
>>158358354>max veredditen
Yeah, Alonso is literally complete and utter shit
Who is the most raped driver on the grid?
>>158359406
they fixed the upgradesmwl is back
Gimi
>work tomorrow
>>158358023this a subtle dig at stroll
>>158359613looks like an overt dig at Albon
>>158359613btw reminder that all he does is subtly dig at stroll
>>158359651all he does is get shit on by ocon
>>158359574i would kill myself
>>158359651More like a subtle dig at Vettel.
>>158359722those are not mutually exclusive
>>158359613Stroll finished ahead of him today.
>>158359713fucking neet
>>158359750if he finished ahead of lance with a fucked car that'd be an achievement
>>158359755im a wagie, i wish, my parents told me that if i didnt get a job they would kick me out of the house, my own parents, can you believe that? is there no love left in this world?>>158359750stroll is a better driver
>>158359859you gotta have a job m8how are you going to buy your mum fancy food?
>>158359887you make too many questions, you need to go with the flowyou have to think hamilton, not vettel
>>158359430Can't rape the willing
>>158359918youre not cooking her good food >:(
>>158359965i dont know how to cook
>>158359980learn, bitch
Interlagos is going to be a fuckjing slurp under these regs isn't it...
>>158359085Turns out you don't need to push limits when you're driving a cheat car
im going to get cancer too from watching this gay ass *sport*
amx
What if Max will become one of those "Good enough for second but the cars too shit" drivers... ;-;...?
>>158360398the brown porn delivered us from evil
>>158359980espainer you must supply me within 12 hours a photo with physical timestamp of a fried egg or a scrambled eggthis is mandatory or we will revoke your /f1/ posting privileges
>>158359574I hate what my job has turned me into.
>>158360712yeah ive been drunk everyday for at least 6 weeks i think
>>158360766Have you considered getting some standards for WHAT you drink? That way, you probably couldn't afford to get drunk every single day.
>>158360766uhhhh that's not healthy bro... shape up son....
>>158360932above a certain point vodka is vodkadid have to drop my cane based main because the recent batch was ass
>>158360198this was always the case and if you disagree you need to think about the concept of a monaco race a bit longer
Formula one cries out for balance of performance
>>158361279cars aren't meant to be balanced
Chuck: impregnating his wifeLewis: raising another man's kids
Can Brazil afford to have two drivers on the grid next year?
me personally i think f1 is in a good state as of now
Can the UK afford to have ten drivers on the grid next year?
>>158361891what you think is a good state isnt relevant to anything m8
>>158361915>if you knew how bad things really were>if you knew how bad things really were
>>158361943really its>meal i want>acid reflux hits
>>158361844They used to have many.
>>158357651the last time they spoke as friends...
>>158361826Lewis: free to leave as soon as the pussy stops comingLeclerc: chained to a potential goblina for eternity
>>158361915Can UK tards "cook" without deep frying all their shit in seed oil?
>>158362269can YOU cook without grinding pork?
>>158362383My wife cooks
>>158362418bitch
>>158362446how goes the sandwich making
>>158362521i have spoken about this the feta egg spinach was quite nice this morninggood bread is hard to come byavo toast with poachies is on the menu due to circumstances i do however need you to let him know hes a bitch
>>158362622sounds good.. bread shortage huh.. unlucky lad.... bitch ass...
>>158362622Why not make your own bread?
>>158362644>bread shortageno the bread is just shit like everything elsethe chuck simulatorno escape from obvious mediocrity
>>158362109>potentialtorta is inevitable
>>158362693baking is for women
>he doesn't have a sim in his semi
>>158362800kino
>>158362800German forklift meme irl
how will george russell be remembered?
>>158363626already discussed
>>158363626He won't even be mentioned when Antonelli's first wdc is discussed.
>>158363626he won't be
>>158363626I LIKE THIS ENGINEI LIKE THIS CAR
>>158363815He will still be in the sport.
So why are you fags so against refuelling, especially in regards to the new rules coming in 2030? Is it just because e*ros are so cucked they can't pump their own gas?
>>158363914that's a weiner
>>158363914this is nasgay or indgayfuck outta here gayfag
https://youtu.be/aVNzPYdkPLArace weekwe will not speak of it
>reddit bull
>>158363935compelling argument
>>158364002its mexico next
>>158364023goddamit
>>158364002>>158364031the state of you
major downgrade, maybe it should be brazil next
Timo Cock
F1 is probably too fast pace nowadays to bring back refuelling, we're going from 2~ or 3~ second pitstops back to 10+?FIA and zoomers won't like the downtime of that
>>158364252limit wheelbase and watch half of the problems go away
reminder that sainz has won half as many edd power rankings as NARG.
reminder to get pozzed on a regular basis
So will Toto allow Woody to race normally in 2027 after Shartonelli won youngest WDC?
>>158364924yeahjust like brown let ps3 race normally nowhgahahahghahgahahxhXDXDXD
>>158364937
>>158363626he just beat lewis hamilton's single race exposure score I believe
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>158360330He won't drive a tractor forever like Alonso. He'd just leave if he gets no wins for s few seasons.
>>158360037Yeah. Austin was boring as hell to watch. I thought only street circuits would be bad but they're all dull. I think Malaysia was only good because of the rain and the need to pit a lot.
yjk toto absolutely OBLITERATED kimi's tight twink bussy to celebrate his crushing victory. kimi was piped, gaped, and cucumbered
>>158360648Do you know how expensive eggs are? I can do something if the air frier if you want
>>158361826What about max and alo? They did both
>>158362109grim but true. its over for chuck "the cuck" leclerc
Even Piastri wasn't this bad. Around this time last year he was consistently in P5 and P6, not P8.
the R in GR stands for Raped
How many baboons did Martin Brundle interview on his gridwalk this race?Did the FIA laptop controlling everyone's power deployment function properly for the entire race this time?>so glad I stopped watching this shit early in the season
George "Gaped & Raped" Russell
>>158365459Max didn't. Jos did, Max was too busy autismoing in his simulator.
>>158362800what kind of shifter is that
>>158363626Related to this, how did people see Webber in 08-09 before before Vettel came in.
>>158365663decent enough pilot but would never be a serious contenderczecho before czecho
>>158365663Australian Heidfeld.
>>158365592i never watch the pre race show but i can give an illustrative example based on f1's current consumer base>mrs. nqgubngugngu how was the paddock champagne, have you tried the gondolas yet? who do you think is gonna win?>DE CAR WE LIKE BEST DE RED CAAR DRIVEN BY WANKSTEPPEN? WOOHOOO!!! >nice, glad you're enjoying, aight i can see CEO of a tech company #2554 let's go talk to them ... Mr. CEO how do you find the event? Are you excited for the race?>Huh what? I huh, I mean the current time we live in is hugely exciting for F1 because the growing demands for computing in motor racing, we see this in F1 in particular there's tremendous excitement to see what the and, uh... Fantastic as always and, yeah...>Thank you mr. CEO, let's see, oh there's Jimmy Spongepants from youtube, let's go see how he and his viewers are looking..
Sad that FIA had to rig the title for this literal who because they hated Norris the GOAT being champion.
>>158365734"British Copium, the best there is in the world!"
>>158363626He died? I didn't even know he was sick.
can they hurry and announce Tsolov as the racing bulls driver for next year so I can quit watching
>>158365818Since Max resigned + Son of Law is beastmoding, as well as Tsolov being scammed and being in massive debt because of ALONSO(we don't talk about his massive fumble of the f2 champ)...He will be sent to Super Formula jail for the foreseeable future
>>158365818you are here forever
>>158365526Oh my fucking keks
>>158365844He isnt in debt because of alonso, alonso was paying for his expenses, tso decided to break their relation, so obviously he gave him the billHad he not he would most likely be in f1 by next season and would have plenty of money to spare to pay the debt
>>158365526OH NO NO NO>at least he got one thing right, Alpine was indeed faster than RB at the beginning of the season
>>158365913he also got the title being wrapped up in mehico right
>>158365417>cucumberedWhat does this one mean?
the thorough, highly professional and complete rape of george russell this season is more shocking than the raping vettee got in 2014
>George thought he was going to get an easy wdc because merc got a cheat car this season>gets shit on a 20 year old (was 19 at the start) in his second season that will probably finish over a hundred points ahead of him
>>158365932This anon eats fancy salads.
>>158365818helmut marko will unretire and kill someone at red bull if they ditch lawson now
>>158365523>Even Piastri wasn't this bad.Piastri last year was better than his teammate at least. Speaking of: What happened to that shitter? Never heard of him again.
>>158365964I LIKE THIS CARI LIKE THIS ENGINE
>>158365990he's consistently outperformed by norris and since he has the personality of a wet brick, no attention is given to him at all
>>158365996What's a "norris"?
>>158366000damon hill's son
>the real battle
>>158366054the mclaren drivers are so shit, they cant even secure p3 with that cheat engine powered rocket
>>158366054Hannah needs a bonus for her far arse
red bull needs to finish 4th thoughthey need all the developement time they can get
last races might actually produce some kino, because of how close the rest isi know they all say they only care about being first, but they sure love money
>>158366081Poois had almost a 30 point lead against Leclerc at some point.Yup, Lewis Hamilton is utter fucking shit
he will win 4 in a row until RB starts domination again in 2030.
>>158366060>gradnpa alone made asston 75millmao
>>158366064nah, team morale is more important than 5 or 10% more of development time
>>158366081>narb only 9pts clear of 5thoh my word
Il Predestinato
2025: piastri2026: russell2027:
gooning with reckless abandon like an absolute depraved braindead drooling retard to bizarre and disturbing mexican porn in order to sternly honour the upcoming race taking place there
>>158365932anally gaped with a cock having the length and girth of a cucumber, of course
good morning
>>158365592Hadjar's car apparently thought it was still in the pitlane for a couple of laps.
>>158366151RUSSEL (redux and reraped)
>>158366161is getting pickled also a thing?
>>158366189no, just cucumbered. much more evocative
>>158366161Seems rather redundant, there's no chance shrimpies are getting anywhere near his holes anyway.>>158366189Good question>>158366201Thank you for clearing that up.
>>158366156gooning like a swiss schumi to latinas to honor the upcoming mexican gp
>Last OPI like how the common consensus is that Austin is a desert with cacti all over the place when it sits in the grassy hills region of Texas, 250-300 miles east of any desert. It's just Portland's identical twin lesbian sister with steers and queers, some from California no less.
>>158366307the cowboy larping SHIT is pretty naff
>>158366325YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWW
>>158366307>It's just Portland's identical twin lesbian sister with steers and queers, some from California no less.Preach brother.
>>158366151Bortoleto
>>158365964not just that, he might end up 5th in a 2 way fight
>>158366307Nah. That pic is just bullshit. Texas is actially popular for farmland inhabited by hillbillies. Like all southern states, but more widely known outside the US.Empty desert landscapes are Nevada's shtick.
>P9 for a mercedes driver is nothing... He should be fighting for wins and podiums every single race. -George Russell 2021after crashing with Valtteri Bottas and hitting him in the head
the texas race should have the biggest trophies, podium hats and champagne bottles if "everything is bigger in texas"
>>158366364the complete and utter humiliation of narb is by far the best thing to come out of this season
>>158366307Well it DOES get hot as hell during the summer, almost reaching desert like temps since the state is located near the equator. Also the most busiest time at the lake with boomer sailboats...t. Austinfag
>>158366364>>158366386Reminder that this is the same shitter that beat shamilton and now he's being repeatedly GAPED week in week out by an Italian twink that can't even drive a road car in a straight line
>>158366403he shat on hamilton TWICE
>>158366133max won 15 races in 2022. almost as if having the best car, in the first year of a new rule set, gives you a major advantage over the field.
>>158366401> since the state is located near the equator> 3,366 kilometers (2,000 miles) awaythe state of US education
I feel like if Audi replaces Hulk for supposedly being too old Bortoleto has maybe one year at the team longer before they would get rid of him as well.
>>158366423It IS located in the lower latitude closest to the equator, retarded mutt. Hence it being the few southern states that get hot during the summer, then you factor in the humidity. American education failed you miserably.
>>158366443NGL bro you gotta concede this one, Texas is closer to Alaska than it is to the equator, ain't no amount of humidity gonna change them facts.
>>1583664432,000 miles is the same distance as California to Alabama, give or take. Its a 5 hour flight at best. Empirically its not "near" the equator.> mfw Austin is like equidistant between the equator and article circle lol> mfw when i've flown and sailed over the equator a dozen times>>158366449always liked Canadians
1 *clap* last *clap* time *clap*
>>158366493Please tell me she has a dick
>>158366449>>158366475>what is direct sunlight which is the down side of living in the lower latitude closest to the equator>what is humidity and warm surrounding waters>nooo thats not right because it's 2000 miles away from the equator *shaarrt*Wow burgers like you really are dumb, embarrassed to be one.
>>158366493Kimi likes jewish women
>If Kimi Antonelli seals the title in Mexico, Lando Norris will lose his crown with four races still to go, the earliest a reigning #1 has been dethroned in 34 years
>>158366487George just reminded of that golf movie with Matt Damon and Will Smith. He looks like the kid from it.
>>158366506i forgot this guy bought a F1 championshipit was really unremarkable
raceweek
>>158366401so that's where all the rich silicon valley tech nerds moved too...
>>158366511people say this after rooting for Piastri who has been widely outperformed by Norris this year even moreso
>>158366527Prefer special week tbqh
he looks and sounds completely broken yes, but I think he still has a few rapes in him until the end of the seasonhttps://x.com/weraugoing/status/2114483775014932680
>>158366551the ride never ends
>>158366405That's like nothing. Ask Nicole Scherzinger how often she did that.
>>158366548you would imagine Piastri would have even less points if Hadjar didn't wank his arm off for a few races
Do y'all think Leclerc abstained from sex for 9 months because his wife is preggo? I'm a virgin and I don't know how sex works so I'm assuming you can't have sex with your pregnant wife.
>>158366430doom is coming for bort
alexandra leclerc pregnant pissing on my dumb fucken ugly fat face
>>158361844in 2010 we had 4 (bunch them up together and we dont have 1 combined)
>>158366505isn't the mexican president a jewish woman?
>>158366617yes>Sheinbaum
>>158366594Pregnant women are incredibly horny
>>158366614around 2003-2005 there were several different F1 drivers, many of them replacement drivers and I would argue Pizzonia and Zonta got a rough deal and deserved to have longer and permanent drivers
Bearman is currently trying to get over 6 million a year from Haas who aren't willing to pay that. The question is, what happens if they don't actually pay? Who drivers for them and where does he go?
>>158366551>more rapes
yjk last night george's fiancé was brutally pegging him and stomping on his cock with her high heels whilst he was duct taped to a chair in order to punish him for his humiliating performance on the track
>>158366430>>158366602ENTER
>>158366646they'll bring back KMag, Ocon, or one of those other C+ drivers to drive around slow and not wreck the car, and be a coach for Camara.Bearman deserves at least a shot at a big team but demanding money from an F1 team that doesn't have it is a great way to become a WEC, Formula E or IndyCar driver
>>158366623if this was a different board, i'd have a story
how is alba's wrist/arm?
>>158366698needs more muscle tone but not broken or anything
>>158366677There's no need for photographic evidence, you can tell us and I'm sure the jannies will understand.
>>158366657if that happened after every race since the rapening began, I'm not sure there's much cock left for her to stomp on
>>158366646>Who drivers for them and where does he go?Swap with George
>>158366716There wasn't much to begin with when they met.
I don't give a shit about Woody personally. And I'm too old to fangirl over other men. But. Kinda funny that George had magical issues after Canada, when Toto saw that Russell is a threat to Kimi in wheel to wheel lol. Suspicious DNFs, power issues that Mercedes ignored, no straight line speed. You name it. All "bad luck". Funny how when Toto wasn't present at Baku, Russell dominated the entire field by 10s+ without the, once again. Magical VSC to let Verstappen catch him. This season is a rigged joke. They are trying to make it into WWE type of crap.
>>158366716she mixes it up with some ballstomping as well to make sure his wiener isn't crushed into dust
sexy race
>current year Ferrari PU having to deal with Mexico nextChrist
>>158366594>I'm assuming you can't have sex with your pregnant wife.Really, anon? If you cannot have sex with your own pregnant wife, then whose pregnant wife can you have sex with?
>>158366364he was right then too
>>158366364And he was better than Bottass.
>in 2022 FIA changes rules because Mercedes complained their cars were uncompetitive and bouncing too much making it a "medical safety issue">in 2026 Alonso and Stroll are at risk of permanent nerve damage
>>158366948if they die, they die
>>158366948maybe asston should git gud at complaining
medshitters have no redeeming features; they're like cockroaches
>>158365264>I think Malaysia was only good because of the rainnigga a drizzle made the cuck units glitch out into a fail safe mode. shit was a giant black eye for the sport what about that shit was good nigga.
>>158366176again deployment issues overshadowing the sport. the cars aren't even exciting to watch.
KWABjar really thought he's gonna mean something at Deadbull.
George will never recover
Good griefhttps://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-2026-united-states-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
>>158367131>Why we've changed the format>Edd StrawRight. They were obviously just getting tired over people reposting their banners and using them to ridicule Edd's shittakes.
>>158367131>>158367150he went less and less precise with the ratings, a few years ago I recall him rating drivers in a 10 points system even with decimal numbersif he thinks he will get less backlash from people who disagree with him he's wrong
>Colapiss
>>158367131he could've at least waited until next season to change things up
>>158367131>F colapinto EDD NO! they're gonna kill you
>>158367131fat fuck
>>158367174 his license plate saying 'FLK' doesn't mean anything
>>158367131>was key to a relatively straightforward victory in a race that could have been far more complicated given the pace of Red Bull and Ferrari.how the fuck could clearly slower cars make it more complicated? Russell was literally pure shit and has no excuse to be nowhere else than F tierEdd again decides to put some midfield shitters in front of Amx. should we put Lawson or Gasly in the same car with him again for a comparison?
>>158367131>Max B tier for not putting 8 tenths between himself and his teammate in qualifying
The Argies are going for Clarkson now
>>158367131>was key to a relatively straightforward victory in a race that could have been far more complicated given the pace of Red Bull and Ferrari.Was edd high when writing this?The opening stint was probably the best example we had of all 3 cars showing their ultimate pace and it showed that the RBR and Ferrari couldn't keep up with the merc even when they were on faster tyres with an equivalent level of wear...>>158367193AGAIN!?!?!
>>158367193I'm sure he's used to it by now
>>158367131lol, lmao evengo finish a donkey cock, Edd, we know you lurk here, fucking fat fuck
>>158367131>Mid-season format changeRIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>158367220>Dau's a whoreTerrible news twain, sending you thoughts and prayers.
>>158367220how old is your daughter?
I like the new rating
>>158367131EDD YOU FUCKING FUCK
>1 RUS Russell 1,180.69 +95.18in other news, great job by Russell in his stride for a dominant win in the WEC, he has just taken the all time record in a single race exposure from Lewis Hamilton that stood for over 4 years. HAM score in Imola 2022 was 95,13%.
kek NARB can barely finish inside the points anymore
>>158358262>go soft-soft-medium>don't tell driver >give away your entire strategy immediately>confuse your driver>turn off his radio what was redbull thinking
>>158367131kino i am familiar with this ranking from naruto and mgs
>>158367320They've been mutually exposing each other for years, was this the master plan?
>>158367320>taken the all time record [...] from Lewis HamiltonIt's over. All of Sir Lewis' records will fall.Next thing Russell will join Ferrari and stay without a podium for two whole seasons ...
>>158367320Impressive, but I don't think he'll beat Perez as the most exposed ever, he basically needs a 70+ performance until the end of the season to match the 68pts average Perez had in 2024
>>158367225you know he wants to fuck his own daughter, right?
>>158367401>wantsit's romania, it probably happened alreadymultiple times even
>>158367377>narutoThose swirly fishy things they throw in ramen?>mgsMonosodiumglutamate?No wonder Edd switched to this format when it's so common for culinary ratings.
>>158367401Same
washed
>>158367408hi Fritzl, thnx for the hints,were usefulspäter!
>>158366760Better engine than Mercedes btw
>>158366430Audi have never won anything when they were not also able to massively out spend the opposition. Dubs and Audi pulls out just before next rule change
How come Piastri is so ass compared to Norris? What sets them so far apart?
>>158367131>ranking the guy who got shit on by ocon so far above himi'll never understand this
>>158367131Three Brits and a commonwealth Canadian. Why are they so bad at driving?
Haven't followed the sport for a while now. Why is woody struggling so much?
>>158367486Piastri has always been complete shit at COTA
do you think russel is into scat? if he is he must be locked in his scat-gooning battlestation today to drown his sorrows. what is this gooning battlestation, you may ask? a four by four array of screens simultaneously playing the most depraved scat porn known to mankind
>>158367499He isn't driving alongside British shitters anymore
>>158367486f1 hates australians
>>158367439just make sure you don't have kids with her, trust me it doesn't end wellbusserl!
>>158367495Brits are the most successful drivers in F1 though.
>>158367502But its been ever since he turned mid last season. Not just COTA.Seems like Piastri was overhyped.>>158367510Sounds like cope.
>>158367562Thanks to nepotism and corruption
>>158367486>lead the world championship>team favors your golden boy teammate anywayhe's just mentally fatigued, which is a bad trait for a driver by itselfmeanwhile lando has had a huge boost in confidence since his WDC
>he's still alivekek
>>158367562Only through shear weight of numbers.
your selection of deepcut memes, sir
>>158367508he is the british shitter nowa shame the goblin had to win last year, otherwise it would've been 3 straight years of bongs getting utterly humiliated, well 6 really if you count hamilkek's years from 2021
>>158367621>cut
>>158367586So you are saying Piastri doesnt have the mental capabilities of dealing with the stress that comes with driving in f1?
>>158367635that's for his team to decide, not me but a regain in confidence is what he needs
>>158367621>SSRSoviet Socialist Republic?
>>158367586Decent as long as there isn't any kind of adversity... Aussie Albon?
2027 edd rating format leaked
>>158366629funny how a german wanted Zonta to stay longer in F1 when he fucked a german driver (although not directly)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0oJRttGWhs
>>158367131
>>158367759Why does he hate Franco so much?
>>158367777recognized
F1 would never>>158367759Deserved desuHe worked on race pace the entire weekend only to run behind a williams for half the race
>>158367759grim
>>158367759He died?
>La Gazzetta dello Sport observed how the young Kimi Antonelli followed the example of one of his great role models in F1: >"On Saturday evening, in a restaurant in Austin, Antonelli opened his laptop. 'Let's see how Max has started here in recent years.'">"He watched Verstappen's starts countless times to understand how he could avoid being immediately overtaken by the Dutchman's aggressiveness."
>>158367131what about this, edd? did you think this through?https://f1exposure.com/edd-straw-rankings
>>158367885I think he had damage.
>>158367131nice new format fatass
>>158368004>me after getting pozzed
>After 18 GPs, George Russell has earned only 5 more points than he did in 2025 (242 vs. 237)
>>158368004what silliness is aka wearing
>>158368029total cheeky death on live stream to russell, norris, bearman and hamiltonhuehueue
>>158368133>bearmanstop.
>>158368164he is getting too proudy, allegedly
https://youtu.be/aXjhuP05RR0?si=-sshVIFLqTztNzCk>1 and a half week to go until interlagos>this was 3 days agobros, I think we might be behind schedule
>>158368164be less gay
>>158367759uh oh, here come the death threats.
>>158368208>would be greedy>would be askingYeah, that's gotta be the subjonctif mood in the French original. Terrible translation.
>>158364924>Woodyno>>158366743>Woodyno>>158367499>woodyno
>>158368259It's actually conditionnel but yeah "would be" isn't the best translation, though some french modes are tricky to translate in english
>>158363626>george russellwho?
Why haven't you asked her out yet?
>>158368318Because I'm not an elf and I don't support miscegenation with the elvish races.
>go on /r/formula1>they're being really fucking weird about George RussellWhat is wrong with them?
>>go on /r/formula1
>>158363626zoom zoom gen Eddie Irvine
>>158367885nigga running cucked underpowered Arca cars capped at 400hp shit is a disgrace nigga.super speedway package is a fucking joke.
>>158368225Ollie is straight.
>>158367759based Edd
>>158367131the cholesterol is reducing blood flow to his brain if he put someone getting P2 in the fastest car in A tier
bow down to your Liberty Media overlords nigga.you like that?you like that shit nigga?
>>158368384wrongand jamaica is especially not straight
>>158368318/f1/ will be in shambles when they find out she's gay
>>158368483Did somebody say... lesbians?
What a slurper.
>>158368523amx vs chuck L1 and amx using goblino as a meat shield were the only good parts of the race, grim
>>158367131Why would you introduce new format now. Its almost end of season. If you want it, do it next season. Fat people and impulse control, amirite.
>>158368483more likely it's a kpop situation where they have to pretend to be asexual so fans can fantasize raping them
>>158368483It's not like she would date anyone from /f1/ anyway.
>>158368791i still think that first lap exchange was just battery deployment shenanigans to force overtakes
>>158368819date? we rape people here
The only time in f1 history a driver was blamed for his car's performance was max during the globohomo era. Interestingly, now that the car is obviously being shitted, no one's blaming him. Just to clarify, max = globohomo era, pozzedstappen = abdul era
>>158368833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWImZv05HuU
>arabshit races will be forced down our throat no matter whatI hope MBS's supposed 'insurance' that the races will go on blows up in his face.
>>158368928net and yahoo false flag incoming
>had a substantial amount of race duration with pit mapThe cost of running abduls in your second seat.
I don't get it.
you think Mercedes is sabotaging Red Bulls radio somehow?
>>158368928>One source claimed thet bin Salman even brought the money with himAh yes, I'm sure he just boxed up $1B worth of cash or gold and brought that with him in his warehouse sized suitcase.Stop posting jeetslop from xitter.
>>158369001She likes his legs
>>158369018>massive oil faggot can't facilitate such an easy taskIt's good to reason the constraints of your thoughts/arguments before you view them to everyone else. Retard.
>>158369013How could they do that?
>>158369054You're soooo right, I'm sure 'EndGameWW3' and 'FaytuksNetwork' were probably there to witness it themselves, my mistake.>before you view them to everyone elseKILL YOURSELF ESL
>>158369100>actual chink/indian actually can't comprehend basic EnglishWhat do you think 'I'm gonna view you the house' means?
>>158368791>Max is an animal on trackAnd off track he's what? A fungus?
>>158368483Not if anything to say about it I have
>There is a chance russel end up #5 while winning the WCC and his kid teammate end up WDCJUST
>>158368824spain 2016 basically
>>158369127>What do you think 'I'm gonna view you the house' means?Usually that the person you're speaking to is having a stroke, nobody says 'view you the house'.
>>158369147I think it's quite likely he's 4th already by this time next week, M*rcedes hasn't been great in Mexico lately
>>158369147Russell*
>>158369128a leg slut
when does the rape end how far must we go? when can we say enough is enough?
>>158369305goatifi mentioned
>>158369305>1800 days
>>158369362baby edd
>>158368483Would be amazing if she and Sophia started dating
>>158369264That's still an animal though?
it's actually unbelievable how shit russell is
>>158369394i get sad when a cute girl comes out as a lesbian
*blocks your path*
>>158369305#3 is easily the most likely of those possible timelines.
>>158369261he doesn't deserve the correct spelling
>>158369442finally a worthy sequel
>>158369305wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
There's a man goin round taking names
>>158369413https://youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM
>>158369442looks like bonnie blue the further down you go
>>158369474found that one but I might take the time to edit one with the points to narg
>>158369147Good chance Mercedes will just give him the upgrades for the rest of the season now that they have a good enough idea of how to make them work. I still think Verstappen will win more than half of the remaining races, but finishing third would basically just make him the new Wobbler which isn't nearly as bad as being beaten by the Ferraris.
>>158368928>EndgameWW3Who runs an account like that, weird people
>>158369403He's one of the best drivers on the grid.
>>158369489the other dredd movie mogs this shit sooo hard
Is Jos on ozempic?
>>158369725jesus... why would he? he wasnt fat, just a bit dense
>VER LECexcept it's Arthur
>>158368318The interviewer is prettier.
turn the "Temple of Speed" into the "Cathedral of Clipping" and I'm supposed to be cool with this?
>>158369864agree
>mercedeswinslolThe best strategy is having the fastest car.
>>158368318reminder she snapped her wrist in that last race
>>158369864That's another F1 Academy driver
>>158370036Did she try to steal Hadjars seat or soemthing?
>>158369725what driving bwm m3 e30 does to a man
>>158369547Literally engagementslop 3rd worlders, that's why so many of those racebait&ragebait accounts are based there.It's literally them doing it because it makes them money through xitter and facebook's engagement reward system.
>>158369198>ja, even de racing bulls can challenge us in mexico
>hurrdurr is there anything I can do to help my teammate durrdrive fast don't crash.
ynr Formula 1
>>158368318alba and payton cunnilingus
>>158370062By prettier I mean if she is of legal age then she might be prettier depending on various factors.
the fastest car is likely to be behind us kinda like saying umm im too lazy to figure out a funny joke pretend its funny and give me (You)s
f1 just changed the sign from DRS to SM.
>phase 1
Can someone post that formula w pileup in >>>/tv/223945897I can’t find it and the roastie date getting uppity.
https://streamable.com/3u5o2b>It's not so physical anymore>very niceThank you Charles for telling the truth and breaking the 4th wall. FOM can't censor you every time. Laying the groundwork for a female f1 driver.
>>158370869go get them tiger
>>158370991who was in the wrong here?
>>158370991Thanks anon!
>>158371028susie wolff for pushing for this shite
>>158369562Top 22 for sure
the only formula pusy 1.0 pilotinas i remember are>ira! irochka!>gimilainen>juju>fabienne>pig ugly jeeta>i think naomi schniff drove there toothingken about it i canny recall any others
only a few squares missing now
>>158371107thanks
>>158371109F1 night races with headlights when?
>>158370991needs a jump cut to sir roger moore saying "heh, woman drivers"
>>158371109max said that maybe he runs this race next season
is the cost cap good or bad? how does one defeat the Mercedes?
>>158371398They just closed the loophole that allowed Red Bull to bypass it.
>>158370991Monkey see, monkey do ...
>>158369001Don't even try to understand women's fetishesAn ex of mine had a hard clit boner on defined calves, another had a fixation on muscular girthy forearms
>>158368318corr phwoar imagine
>>158371651how is that a fetish?its normal
>>158371651>forearmsso like the other 99.9% of women then?
>>158372110who was in the wrong here?
>>158372110What year did F1 pit crews stop wearing cool uniforms?
>>158372285whoever banned refueling
>>158372110Schumi was in the right. They should have let him beat his ass.
gimi
>>158371107He's gonna look like this in Abu Dhabi
literal parking lot gp.i'm talking about the current vegas.
THE WINNER OF THE BALONDOR IS.....MAX VERSTAPPEN!!!!
>>158372285hard to say, ferrari told mclaren that michael was close, and they told david and he did slow down to let him pass, but stayed on the racing linecould have david done more? yeah, but i dont think it was his fault, incident but more on david
>>158372440Refueling didn't make the racing any better.
yolo nigga
>>158372673>They should have let him beat his ass.The Stweards, having received a report from the Race Director, have considered the following matter and determine the following:No/Driver: 7 - David CoulthardCompetitor: McLaren-MercedesSession: RaceFact: Car 7 decelerated appruptly while being lapped by Car 3 and caused a collisionInfringement: Being mentally retarded.Decision: A proper arse-beating, to be delivered by the damaged party.Reason: The Stewards reviewed the publicly available TV picutre and nothing else.The driver of Car 7 was being a moron.The usual penalty for this is a 5 second penalty, however the stewards considere that the driver of Car 7 deserves a proper arse-beating this time around.Competitors are reminded that they have the right to appeal certain decisions of the Stewards, inc accordance with Article 15 of the FIA International Sporting Codeand Chapter 5 of the FIA Judicial and Disciplinary Rules, withing applicable time limits.Decisions of the Stewards are taken indeendently of the FIA and are based solely on the relevant regulations, guidelinges and evidence presented.
what's next for pisstree?
ARRY KANE!!!
>>158372910made the cars look better though
>>158373315>cucked portier cmon man
>>158372727has anyone mentioned yet that russell now holds the record for the most exposed driver in a single race?exposure poll seems pretty scientific at this point
>5sec fasterugly cars with gay engines i mean "power units".nothing's changed.
>>158373576yes>>158367320
does he even drive the car nigga?burnouts in the parking lot would've been better than standing around in some coat like a faggot. did Maranello hook you up with the Stage 3 turbo like in Assetto Corsa?
>The world champion hotline has been disconnected
>>158363626IN THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEYWHERE ID LIKE TO SETTLE DOWN
i know nothing about f1 but im reading Adrian Neweys book>we killed senna>fia gave us new rules about safety features>we found a bunch of loopholes and made the safety features smaller and less functional to be more aerodynamic>huehue, its the letter of the law, not the spirithow do f1 fans feel about this? guy seems like an ahole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmbCOMM8peo
>>158374235The general consensus among /f1/ has been that he's a bald fraud ever since he left red bull racing
Worse redesign, f1 exposure or Edd's ratings?
>road relevancyf1 needs to take back control from the manufacturers.
>>158374235Newey is an absolute driverbaby. Completely built his reputation on getting lucky with McLaren in 1988 and some all-time-great drivers overperforming in his mediocre cars.For some reason, every single time he delivers a complete failure of a car design it's swiftly forgotten, sometimes even within the same season it spends as a backmarker.
>>158374494i would have simply not driven into the wall
>>158374601Edd, making a tierlist should make ranking easier but he still fucked it up
floresch
>>158374855I just hate the last page being gone that had a list of start times for each session, Edd going away from the out of 10 scale already ruined his ratings
>>158374601F1ex is actually good though?
>>158375466
>>158372440people cant be trusted to handle high power fuel pumps around cars, especially ones full of batteries
>>158372728how did people in the 80s see when everything was so desaturated and low resolution back then?
>>158374601What ruins Edd's new rankings for me is the limit to how many drivers can be in a tier. 1 for S tier, 5 for everything else. That's dumb. What if more than 1 driver has an S-tier weekend? Same for the others. Aside from that, it's a great format. But they should definitely drop the limit.
>>158375732They actually paid attention to what was going on rather than their mobile phone screens.
>>158376339video literally killed the radio star
>>158376339jokes on you i pay attention to my smartwatch screen, then talk to my mobile phone via bluetooth.
>>158376218because its the best performance possible.
Only Amx and Chuck are capable of pulling S tier weekends by pure driving
>>158376547not many are saying this
>>158376547>chuckonly if the weekend ends on friday
>>158376638>fridayHe's literally the original Mr. Saturday.
>>158376439>the best performance possible.But it really isn't. When was the last time a driver won each round of qualifying, led every lap, won the race, got the fastest lap, made no single error (no matter how minor or negligable) and generally extracted the maximum from the car, expanding his lead by the largest gap technically possible while also perfectly the balancing mechanical wear of the parts? And would we even have access to the data needed to determine all of those things? Would Edd?
>>158376439More than 1 driver can have a 10/10 performance. Regardless of finishing position, when a driver makes no mistakes and maximizes all opportunities available, that is by definition a perfect performance.
>>158376547Chuck is good but he's not championship material, he doesn't have THE EDGE
>>158376830>not championship materialNeither are shitters like Sir Lewis or that Star Wars character who won last year.
>>158376811not relative to each other, its a driver performance ranking, not personal performance ranking.
>>158376880How can a shitter be a 7 time world champion?
>>158376756but now he isn't even a quali merchant
>>158377297Yeah, that's the big question that illustrates the problem with the current state of F1.
>>158376928>its a driver performance ranking
>>158374433>>158374709after reading most of the book i feel like theres a lot of his side of the story thats... not the complete truth.are there any actually good books on f1/automative history or will all of it be mid to me as a non f1 watcher
>>158374709>driverbabby>won titles with manslel>with newtown>with fucking mental fatigue manhe was carried in the '00s by gimi and in '20s by amx but come the fuck on
>>158377798Vettel dominated in a car that Webber never was able to put second in the WDC, anon.Mansell is generally considered a pretty damn good driver.If you feel the need to shit on drivers of that caliber just to keep your retarded Newey bootlicking alive ... yeah, you're not making a good point.And you illustrate my second point perfectly: Completely ignoring that the overwhelming majority of his cars are complete and utter trash. Including his current one. But you don't care about that fact, do you?
>>158377678'Chequered Conflict' and 'Flat Out Flat Broke Formula 1 the hard way' are the only other 2 I can recall people mentioning in /f1/.I think there was another one about spygate with a name something like 'the spy who came in from Ferrari/Maranello/something else (not cold)' but I can't seem to find it.
>>158377983The Red Bull car has been the best for the last 3 races now.
>>158376547Kimi is already better than both.
>>158378029Ok toto we believe you
>>158377678
>>158378029>The Red Bull carOkay, let's just say you're right (which you are not): What does Newey have to do with the current Red Bull? You are aware he left the team at the start of the last season?
>>158378060>Kimi is already better than both.Accurate. Wait, we are talking about Räikkönen, right? Right?
>>158378186His car would be one of the best right now if not for the Honda engine.
>>158378217Antonelli is the next Max.
>>158378259max has never had the fastest car in his career antonelli signed to mercedes and has had the fastest car the last 2 years straight
>>158378234Kek. Right. And Ferrari would have the best race strategy if they were willing to put pineapple on their Italian pizze. Totally makes sense.
>>158378271The 2023 Red Bull was the most dominant car of all time.
pineapple on pizza is good
THE KIMI ERA STARTS HERE
>>158378327Exactly. And it would unlock unused intellectual potential Ferrari strategists. But sadly, Italians stubbornly are purists who'll only ever permit tomatoes and cheese as toppings.
>>158378317No. It was good but that was the max difference as seen by checo's performance who has proven himself as competent and is completely undefeated in the h2h against botass. the most dominant car of all time was the mercedes any year between 2014-2021 if it was capable of allowing someone like hamilton to win almost 8 consecutively even though he got completely and utterly fucking raped by george, who himself got completely and utterly fucking raped by a medshitter
Can't be fucked to make a new thread, here's an OP pic for it tho
>>158378488
>>158378482Mercedes didn't even have the fastest car in 2018, and the ground effect era favoured George even though Lewis still matched him.
>>158378482>allowing someone like hamilton to win almost 8 consecutivelyWhile I agree that the Mercedes was most likely the most dominant car ever, I feel it needs to be said that Hamilton still would have lost 2014 and 2015 without the team preferring him over Rosberg and the massive support he got from FIA. He also nearly lost to the Vettel/Ferrari combination twice (and the Ferrari was not a good car at all, in spite of what his fanboys claim). Again, FIA's bias is what won him those championships.
Mercedes had the fastest car from the end of 2013 to the beginning of 2023.
>>158378790Zero pod was not the fastest car in 22
>>158378327yesits a tastelet filter
>>158378813Source?
>>158378327
savory x fruit destroys retards minds for some reason
Why is /f1/ so dead?
>>158379746br*ts and y*nks killed the sport
>>158379746brits won the most recent wdc... now the balondor... all sports is dead..
>>158374601>they got changed at the same time/f1/ and edd are controlled by the same person
at the start of the season,>globohomos thought ruslel was the best driver on the grid>medshitters thought kwablonso and poowey together would be unstoppable>abduls thought kwabjar would beat pozzedstappen
>>158380272>>158380272>>158380272
>>158374235Senna would have wanted a fast car over a safe one.
>>158369442At what point did he realize he will never be champion
