Ya'll cowards don't even watch SLAP
>>158356270Doesn't the first guy to slap always have the advantage.
>>158356270>Slap fighting started as a viral novelty in Russia during the late 2010sall crazy ideas always come out of Russia
>>158356270Idiocracy tier stupid
>>158356270This is the future of our society if kamala harris does not win 2028
>>158356681Not as big of an advantage as you'd think.
>>158357227What sports do you even watch?
>Slap Fighters train with dummies and only get hit 3 times a fight, they fight 10 times a year with Slap Promotions + other promos so 3 x 10 = 30 times a year of damage.>Meanwhile boxers and MMA fighters train with people fight 2-3 times and get punched 50k a times a year.So tell which one is safer now..
>>158361807slappy shit isnt fighting
>>158361928How is this not fighting?
>>158357227Pretty much. It's ow my balls-grade
These guys are all going to be invalids in 10 years.
>>158362588>in 10 years
Always bothers me that people say y'all cowards instead of you'll cowards. The song is You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack, not Y'all Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack.
But why a slap and not like a karate chop?
>>158361807A wind-up full force, unprotected hit is going to be different than what happens in a UFC fight.
>>158361807Yeah but mma and boxers spar constantly too thats where most of their brain damage happens
>>158362911*laughs in Dan Henderson*
>>158362827The song title is that way but not the text, he clearly pronounces it y‘all
>>158356270They should slap at the same time.
>>158362588Not my problem
>>158362827Yeah, but this is the "ya'll cowards don't even watch SLAP" thread. Clearly different from Viper's album. Ya'll isn't even spelled right!
>>158362163its hitting not fighting. Explain how it is a fight when comparing it to an actual fight?
>>158362827>You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack, not Y'all Cowards Don't EvenYou will cowards dont even smoke crack? What?
naw fuck that!
the greatest sport of all time
>>158367810Hello, newfriend
>>158362163thiat guy just lost an eye recently
>>158356270>>158356668>>158361655>>158362163>>158367682>>158368071Based af
>>158367810It's a reference to Viper, a stale meme rapper who is currently serving a prison sentence due to sexual assault and fraud. It's some idiot who had leaned into internet culture, and did get something of a cult following, even though there were others who slowly found out he's an actual scumbag. The arrest in january 2024 was more or less where the party stopped.
>>158356270Nah seems like a stupid "sport" anyway.
I bet Viper would watch the hell out of slapping
>>158368961It's a great sport. You would love it if you actually watched it.>>158368071People acted like he was going to lose his eye. He's fine and already has most of his vision back.
>>158356270I do saarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HxTBp9nEOc
>>158367810doo expects crack smokers to make sense
>>158356270Because it's fucking gayHumans aren't strong enough for this
>>158370672heemed em stiff, but at what cost?
>>158356270Women should do this but slapping each other's asses
>>158356270I watch CTE speedrun.
>>158357227DUDE IDIOCRACY IS LIKKE A DOCUMENTARY AHAHA EVERYONE IS RETARDED NOW
>>158367810Go back
>>158356270
the first slapper seems to always win.
>>158376621Why is he throwing up gang signs after just getting knocked out?
>>158370672That's the greatest sport I've ever seen.>>158371355That's actually a thing in Romania. Search YouTube for Romanian Girls Butt Slap Competition (not linking it due to fear of the jannies)
>>158372930Nothing beats a good collide bowl (except the great sport of BUFFALO)
>>158369015Viper would be in the ring if you told him about the prize money.
>>158381485Brain damage.That kind of stiffening and lack of control of your arms and legs is a big problem with this sort of impact because you contract and tense up without any control at all, you can tear muscles or tendrils. Happens during epilepsy as well. Your brain basically misfires and you send signals to tense up way beyond what you normally could as you can't feel the pain of it, nothing stops the contractions.
>>158384133Viper is the kind of dude who could really use that $200
>>158381485Are you telling me that you wouldn't throw up gang signs if you got the chance to represent your crew at an internationally streamed slapping event?
How do we feel about Armor Fight?
>>158399092D-did he die?
>>158356270holy shit is that powerslap? the biggest sport in the entire world
>>158407601Yes! It's the great sport of POWER SLAP!
I love a good slap, but I also enjoy a great KNUCK!
Started watching it as a joke, but then I got into it. Honestly, its most of what people watch fights for. Just only the good parts. BKFC is good too. UFC tries to be too professional now, and half the fighters are from countries I've never heard of with weird names. No thanks.
>>158412683UFC sucks so bad that they have a website called Fighting Tomatoes where you can see if a fight sucked so you don't accidentally watch it
instead of watching young men getting unnecessary brain damage, why don't we fund a slap contest with hot women slapping eachother's asses?
>lmao slapping each other like lil girlsI prefer ULTIMATE BALL BUSTING, the real man sport
>>158413398Not only was this already suggested in the thread, the search term to find it on Youtube was posted too!
I cannot imagine that the amount of money these people make justifies the brain damage.
>>158412579Hello fellow KNUCKer!
>>158416020Thanks, KNUCK BRO, have a KNUCK!
Turn based fighting is retarded >>158370672>>158372930now this is a true fighting sport
>>158356270who's the zesty nigga that walked on stage with 2000 dollar Chunky Dunky SBs?
>>158421578>Chunky Dunky SBsI thought you were kidding about the name of these shoes, but there's actually a goddamn Ben & Jerry's Nike collaboration and people actually call them Chunky DunkiesI'm fuckin disgusted
>>158399092Kino.
