England isn’t doing well in the tri-series
YFO
OH FOR FUCK SAKE BROOK YOU FUCKING BRAINLET
certain man won't be happy we're playing a ginger. he's a ginge hater
Englands only hope because Duckett will go out in the “nervous 40s”
Would like to see Sam Hain back in the ODI squad
I've decided to no longer acknowledge the existence of limited overs cricket
>pink for Bobs Saar cancer awareness
I think the current view is that ODIs are cricket but t20s are not
imagine watching an ODI lmaothat's like 8 hours aka a whole day wasted
can't stand Shaun Pollock desu Absolute fraud
>>158338894remind us three times a day about that ok?
Pollock is probably the best ever ginger cricketer
lmao even the all time ginger XI (would include stokes and bairstow) could beat wales
>>158338945what about beat the england and wales team?
>>158338927ok. does that first post count as one or do I still need three more today?
>>158338945and Shaun Pollock who he’s randomly spazzing out about all of a sudden
Wales ranks around 3rd globally after Ireland and Scotland for the highest concentration of redheads
work called
what a grim shotwe're so bad. mindbroken by that 400 game
Switching over to Aus vs fiji
*quietly deletes old posts praising cox*
pitch is completely flat as the little orc is showingevery wicket given away so far. dire
>England have a long tail Is shit they keep repeating in commentary, but then they fail to mention that the next three are a bunch of sloppy “all-rounders” Jacks, Curran and J Overton who should be cleared out the side.All three together won’t make 100
I’m going to get some breakfast and fuck this shit.Can’t wait for the bowling to do even worse!
>>158338993what do you think a long tail means m8
Prince - Controversy
mogged by MJ
>Cameron Green is prepared to move batting positions again depending on what Australia's selectors decide for the deciding Test in Cape Town, having confirmed his availability after recovering from injury, but believes he is best suited to No. 4 or No. 5.>AHHHH PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME FACE RABADA, JANSEN THE LANKLET AND BARD'S BF NGIDI AT THE TOP OF THE ORDER!!!this is your high school bully australia?
wtd when you ‘ate both teams fellas¿
yfo yourself (always the answer)
>>158339027Strong tail is what I meant, they keep bigging up that lot plus Dawson and Atkinson
Reminder: you can report spam, bots and trolling
@158339144umm..not an option x
Duckett out this over
>@158339153tabla for the remainder x
Wales living rent free in ol Dusseldorf wings head it seems
every time zachy insults germany he insults his bedsit's owner aka his mum and her heritagesad
can't stand nantie Hayward ladsjust something about him doesn't sit right
was never a big fan of andrew mcdonaldnot sure what it was about him
can you worthless spastics go a single stretch of more than 2 posts at best without mentioning some made up personalities
new meta: being a fan of wales
>>158339399I wonder what Bard would think of this post?
>>158339391yeah I know what you meancan't quite put my finger on it
>>158339399calm down micksperg
>>158339407it's not hard desu great country
>>158339480crunge
he only remembered he was 'welsh' about 2 years ago btwdidn't used to larp as welsh before thathim and surrerylad are total frauds
Max O'Shit actually doing well as opening batsman? What bizarro universe is this?
>>158339407very kindful country sir!
Willl Jacks?
>>158338974this is incorrect there are literally zero gingers in Wales
apologise to ben duckett right now neeks
Even if he negotiates his way through the nervous nineties he still has to deal with the score a century and get bored curse
Jacks Will Not
Manlettbros... we are so back
>>158339672*mogs you*
>>158339702why are her hands so dirty? :/
more gingers in Goma than Wales
>>158339702give it to me straight /cric/would you?
>>158339713shes a miner
>>15833970218 plus?
>>158339748yes
>>158339728meant for >>158339726
>>158339748shes his wife retard>>158339702looks like a downy, but great set of knockers
>>158339726>>158339748>>158339765nonce alarm going off fellas
Yh its over
>>158339780utterly retarded names and low test beta for having 3 daughters
>>158339780>already has c or d cupswhat are they feeding people in australia
ben chuckett (as in his wicket once he statpads his century)
>>158339795the poot special
the only attractive australian women aren't Australian
>>158339791>begone>gooned>beaned
>>158339804name 2 half-decent british onlyfans models
>>158339816BEANED.com>>158339829sara bustiani
Ngidi ''injured'' this series then More like on holiday round bards
>>158339829Harmony Reigns, Chloe Temple
>Margot Robbie is of German, Scottish, Sorbian, and remote Polish ancestry
>>158339833>>158339835
I mean yeah a decent bowler but bard's love for ngidi was a bit weird desuisn't THAT amazing
>>158339791
>>158339870sad this slag was outed as a zionist
>>158339870
>a 100 and get boredclassic
Everyone knows already but it's now officially confirmed:Sir James Anderson is leaving Lancashire CCC.
>>158339902
oldmanderson shill will be in tears
>>158339909I love how she larps as a Jew despite being mostly Irishwhat is it with Irish and larping as Jews
bowens in paris
>>158339923she is literally jewish tho? Doesn't excuse being a cunt but she's not larping.
thinking that England would want to use as many of their 50 assigned overs as possible here
the 'vement collection lads
>>158339923Its because she married one, and because to be a jew your mother has to be one they are very keen on gentile women converting if they marry one.
are the irish or welsh more jewish?
>>158339941looking good mate Might give the chicken one a spin
>>158339934nah m8 Baz and Harry think its better you at all times try to smash it, yif you aren't going at least a run a ball what you doing m8, wickets? don't worry about them
>>158339948why?
currently pondering how 'Nanette' is considered the peak of Australian stand up. their most notable contribution to the artform
>>158339966just making conversation
Don't think 16 runs between Banton, Root, Brook and Cox is a very good effort to be honest
Ireland has more active synagogues than Wales.Ireland: Has about three active synagogues, all located in Dublin (including Orthodox, Progressive, and Chabad communities), alongside regional groups like the Cork/Munster havurah and Limerick-Shannon activities.Wales: Has two remaining open synagogues, both located in Cardiff.Would you like more information about the history of Jewish communities in either Wales or Ireland?
I know that one of the two Welsh language films nominated for an Oscar had Ioan Gruffudd as a jew in early 20th century South Wales.
could've had a slight story win if that last pair pushed it to 250
>get a century >immediately get caught out >Max O'Shart
I speak as much of the Welsh language as the surrey tarq larper and the sussex tarq larper combined btw
I doubt it mate i used to watch pobl y cwm growing up in Wales
is CARSE playin
glammylad is literally Welsh desu lolthink he grew up there
ol berlin wings off the mark again
https://youtu.be/1WyRA-qXmdI?is=i1sT82Dty4kSmiPzEr, so yeah, basically
in touch with history, I like it we are all essentially relics from the past
you grew in a tarq mansion in surrey with your tarq parentsyou just have a driving license that says 'Llomooregwelwchynddafwafafffawr' on it or whatever shiteyour sussex tarq bf is the same
FUCKING GONE GOTTEM Glad i've come back
based. could have a sovlful close ODI for oncenot 350 v 350 or 400 v 400 sloppa
400 v 400 ODIs are truly the Five Guys of (non) cricket
>>158339702
GONE GOTTEM
work just stopped calling
ah yes king of the minnows cup
yeah direland won that off shitdia. 2-0 I believe it was lmao
sorry yer a minnow sweetiebetter luck in the next t20 WC ya¿
what a retarded pooview from englel
GONE GOTTEM THAT SHUT THEM UP
thinking we've won this now lads
FUCK OFF ARAFUCTED OFF COLLAPSE
jamboy the latest victim of the based viet jeet hater. he's got them all rattled kek
didn't read mateless chat and back to fetching my golf clubs, thanks
Babar Azam should be dropped with immediate effect and the cult around him needs to cease exist today
Babar Azam is shitDrop him Get rid Lost patience
classic pakistan performance this
Just drop the liability I don't care what his ODI batting average is Get rid
From the same tarq family as Kamran and Umar. It's in the eyebrows None of them have been use for Pakistani cricket
(late)ALI AGHAST AT HOW SHIT YOU ARE GONE GOTTEMAND ANOTHER ONE GONE
>all the commentators on TMS were going on about this being a good batting pitch >everyone bar Duckett and Curran shat the bed
they don't even play hockey or squash any more how Pakistan are this shit at cricket It just boggles the mind really I think if Afghanistan played Pakistan in a test match in a neutral ground tomorrow, Afghanistan would win
>let me watch cricket... uh no let me listen to it on the radio actually loldidn't realise britjeet was such a neek
you feel like there is hope there with Afghanistan the more games they play, the more exposure, they just get better. They seem to be very fast learners and mentally strong
britjeets a crybaby bitch since jamboy and ireland memes he'll be seethe posting at 1am later after england win
>cackistanHow can you be this shit
uhhhhhh
shit England are going to lose now
GONE GOTTEM GET FUCKED >HOES MAD HOES MAD >HOES MAD HOES MAD >HOES MAD HOES MAD >HOES MAD HOES MAD >HOES MAD HOES MAD
good game thatODIs are cricket for now
HE FUCKING WALKED THEY'VE SHAKEN HANDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHEATING BASTARDS
ok ODIs aren't cricket
well I think he reviewed but was so confident it was out they'd all shook hands and were walking off lmao
>slipped on his arse >still didn't get him out absolute clown show of a gameabsolute clown show of a tournament
FUCKS SAKE YOU USELESS CUNT FUCKING WORKS CALLED fucking village shit
>bowling fucking full tosses when they only need 13 runs to win with one wicketabsolute brainlet
EEEEERRRRRRRRMMMMMM THINKING ENGLAND NEED TO TAKE A WICKET LIKE FUCKING NOW
If it was full of french prostitutes it be LeWhore iykwim ha ha
>>158337898>there are swandalians heregrim
we absolutely bottled two ODIs in a rowhow hard can it be to not get the number 11 out for fucks sakeAustralians will wake up soon as well. and toil looms too reeeeee
Kill Harry Brooks. Behead Harry Brook. Roundhouse kick Harry Brook into the concrete. Slam dunk Harry Brook baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Brook. Defecate in Harry Brooks food. Launch Harry Brook into the sun. Stir fry Harry Brook in a wok. Toss Harry Brook into active volcanoes. Urinate into Harry Brooks gas tank. Judo throw Harry Brook into a wood chipper. Twist Harry Brooks heads off.
>it was 154/9
ENGLEL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seriously embarrassing
my sisters pakistani boyfriend is cooking me in the groupchat, why are we such bottlejobs
>>158344274>can't win an ODI posting 429/4 and a double century>can't win an ODI defending 241 with the opposition needing 87 with 1 wicket remainingAbsolutely shambolic state of affairs
>>158344274I only watched here and there but it seemed the plan at the end was for >us to bowl 10 overs of full tosses. can't really blame anyone for losing if you relax this much against the lower order desu
>>158339620Zachy is spiritually ginger
ODI tri series used to produce kino games tbfI remember they were always a thing for Aus toursshould be more of them
This tri series will be better than any World Cup game
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAOMGMGSHAMBOLIC ENGLEL CANNAE POST IN CRIC ANYMO
Chad And Actually has some pride wearing the shirt
I thought in pakistans last tour of England before this one, shadab khan at least had some youthful energy about him The PCB should probably make him captain of the test cricket team, just drop Babar Azam. It's done
PRIDE FROM KAMBOOOMIN NO DOUBT
wasn't certain man the biggest Babar Azam shill on here?
>>158344812technically as efficient as it gets, nothing between the ears unfortunately
Shadab khan has a bit of swagger about him It's what Pakistan cricket needs if it's going to survive Virat kohli kind of revolutionised Indian cricket by turning a nation of beta males into believers
thought >>158345640 was about our boy
>>158338894Based.
neek number 2 brown nosing Kiwis again
zachy would win tbgalso iirc he wanted the venue to be neutral but shitjeet pussied out and only wants to play at courts he's familiar with
Lets build a ginger XI then. Here are some options, who else should I add to the list?BairstowPopeCoxT. RewJ. RewStokesPollock Brett Lee
>won by an innings and 31 runsIs an inning not a measure of game progress. What does this mean?
>>158346086Paul CollingwoodEoin Morgan
Stranger things have happened than me losing to a middle aged Indian doubles specialist I would say I have manifested losses to worse players than britjeet over the years In all likelihood, it's not going to happen and I would beat britjeet quite comfortably
BairstowGuptillCoxPopeIan BellMorganJ. RewCollingwoodStokesPollockLeeThere you go, not a bad team.
need some direish in there so either bard or Kev O'Brien
that ginge bowling attack would get btfo to be fairthe most interesting game would be a blonde v brunette XI (probably not too many elite blonde batspeople to win)
>brett lee >ginger what the fuck are you on about
Ahhh I forgot Warne was a secret ginger too.BairstowGuptillCoxIan BellPopeMorganStokesCollingwoodWarnePollockLeeNow that's a solid XI.
>>158346578Are you blind? He was clearly ginger before he started dyeing it. See >>158346086
that ginger team would beat the best Wales XI by an innings and 990 runs. the latter would only have 2 test players in Simon Jones (who will break down after 7 overs) and Robert Croft (village level offspinner). We need to stop calling it the '...& Wales' cricket board immediately desu
how is Brett Lee ginger Is everyone blonde person ginger now Is Simon harmer ginger
ol bingo wings is clearly a ginger I think his gym in Donedon should cancel his membership desu as he can't even bench 2 plate for 5 reps after all these years. The kind of thing that would get you laughed out of cheetahs Brighton
not gingerstronger than youol toothpick arms and his pb of 1/20th of a bicep curl
howlingyeah sure mate
you can use both your personas to seethe I don't care. your arms are probably thinner than toothpicks actually
>you can use both your personas to seethe I don't care. your arms are probably thinner than toothpicks actually
forgot pic
https://youtu.be/1WyRA-qXmdI?is=-MIjdG4_gc2ogeVNCameron winter gonna be a star when they realise he plays piano in a way even your grandma can enjoy. But does he even want to be famous? That is perhaps the worst thing that could ever happen to him.
Fontaines DC are more Reddit than bouldering
writing all your gay little thoughts in a thread about cricket instead of just fucking off and buying a journal is more reddit than bouldering.
>>158346086Craig McDermott and Chris Rogers are both worth a shout
Is bairstow keeping wicket?Not beating anyone like that, despite sound declarations
bbl looms
>the declaration was soundwhat a neek take
bbl had some soul but they decided to remove all that with privatisationshan't be watching these sellouts
>Match One >Melbourne Renegades vs Perth Scorchers>12 December 2026 20:10 AED>M. A. Chidambaram Stadium, ChennaiCHENNAI?????????
>>158350762>couch neeks favourite player for scorchies
>Brody CouchOl bingo wings favourite player
bouldering actually makes sense because it's safer and you can also do it indoors when it's pissing down like it is these daysoutdoor climbing is the reddit one if anything because you need all the kit
minutely remainder x
>>158352429Never seen a more cowardly cope
is the english cricketing team even real?
>actually it's the non-elf' and safety babyfied version of the sport that's reddit genuinely what did he mean by this
kek just imagined you guys lying in bed trying to fall asleepso low-test lmao
you know what's "low-test", a 2 match "series"i hate new zealand.
think youre playing 5 t20s champ
1 more sleeps till criggy lads :D
*sleeps in the afternoon**wakes up*wtf there's no criccy i've been had
*sleeps in the afternoon**sleeps at night**sleeps in the morning*
based me after accepting a drink from a cougar
>the cougar
still would
>>158363922
>>158364348>>158364355the duality of /cric/
>>158358276I be closing my eyes and imaging I'm asleep kek
>>158338957Give us 2, then we'll decide about a third
looking good lads
closing my eyes and imagining i'm a sheep iykwim
idkwym
>>158365148youre meant to count them, ya dingus!
>>158363922Would without hesitation
outdoor bouldering actually might be more Reddit desu
bizarre cope
mumza is watching big brother, wish she'd watching whole like the criggy
>made up activity in a repurchased sweatshop is better than climbing outsidecan only hope the neeky weekend warrior stays in his mancave (bedsit) until friday if these are the dire takes we have to put up with
bit warm lads
>>158365619hmmm…read somewhere that there is a barefooted Indian on that show ngl
>Australia have reportedly swung the axe with some saying its an absolute bloodbath ahead of the third Test against South Africa with two players dropped.>Opener Nic Maddinson’s short-lived in the team is over after an underwhelming return to the Test side.>He managed just 56 runs from four innings, which included ducks in Durban and Gqeberha.>It is believed Australia will look to Greg Inglis and Cameron Johnson as replacements with the latter to be picked only as a batter.>Marnus Labuschagne top game remains good and is expected to keep his place in the side despite coming under increasing pressure following his continued bad form.>Parahran has said "This team is now managed by a conga line of buffoons. Unless we change the fundamental decision-makers, the fundamental decisions will never change and will continue to spiral downwards."
>>158366150>Parahran?
Parahran deez moite
classic tassiela x
>>158366221>he doesn't know Parahran
YOU WANNA FIGHT ME CUNT!! DUMB YANK FUCK!!
x
Already stole that meme bro. You're gunna have to get a new one lol been using it all over this sight people think it's mine.
Bali is a meme laddos>Muh island paradiseIts a fucking unliveable horde of 3million people. How did they tricked us?
>>158366437You got tricked bro go to lombok and chill.
>>158366463Im literally in Lombok now. Escaped here after 3 days. Missed the latest englel crap-a-ton
>>158366483kek you idiot what next an original trip to Japan
feelin a bit gay gonna go to sleep night night
>>158366489oh oh....
>>158366599when you wake up there will be glorious cricket bestowed upon us this day
SA pozzie series decider should be good. who wins it?
The fans
>>158366680crisp
>>158366871test cricket is no bbl but it'll do in a pinch
just watched my first game. Unironically whats with all the indians
>>158366886x>>158366893welcome fella haHAA most popular sport in the subcontinent innit
>>158366893its their national sport is all but the AFL (Aussie Rules Football League, Australia's national sport) is their 2nd sport and growing so thats good
>>158366916IGGZGGS
>>158366839>>158366844arsetaghfirullah!! so true!they tested cricketit failed innit
>>158366844by staying at home? there were about 14 people in for the last game
>>158367309they tested cricketit failed …yh?
>>158367309*fact checking*...*fact checking complete*There was approximately 3.8 days of sustained rain during the 2nd 5 day test where Australia were favourites to win. Given the previous Alien and Cthulhu invasion of the 1st test where Australia won easily there was an expected a low crowd number to be had BUT there are expected to be massive crowds for the decider at Cape Town, no rain, no aliens, Cthulhu has been appeased. BIG CRICKETBIG CROWDSBIG TEST CRICKET
>>158367359
looks like sebshit is bored today1st reply ITT m8
>>158338854is an innings a athlete
>>158367427funnier than you nigel no friends
>890th ausproxy samefagging postyawn
‘avin soem jackfruit dessert fellasanyone want owt x>>158367446x
>>158367432yes fella!! welcome x
>>158367432yes pic related horses are athletes and if they're jumpers or hunters in America than they live better lives than all of us (and the should)
>>158367697so TRUE xBIG equestrian scene where I liev ngl x
>>158367626>>158367762>>158367616ok explain the x's
>>158367762based West Coast, Washington, Kentucky, N Carolina, Florida and Pennsylvania resident :D >missed the $340,000 Longines FEI Jumping World Cupcan't believe I missed it I just forgot
>>158367850forgot pic, added Steve Smith for scale and because cricket
>>158367796cric is THE friendliest gennie on this board fella ngl x>>158367850>>158367940bbbBBBBASEDluff it ngl. just recently had a world hunter/jumper division show pass by
>>158367981
> Steve Smith for scale and because cricke
winter's one breath away. it's turning cold.
>>158368122>the jumps were 1.60m in height that's 5.2 feet (Olympic jump height btw) >Lillie Keenan, the rider is 5 feet 1 inch, 1.54m>Kick On is a 12-year-old bay stallion his height is 16.3 hands tall (168 cm or 5.5 feet) and look how much he's clearing the rails, 1.5 steve smiths in clearance, insanely good
>>158368327lmoa so consistent among disciplines innit¿? reckon steve smith should be an SI unit at this point ngl x
when are you boys off for Christmas?11th Dec here/cric/mas meet up?
porterhouse or up norf?
me¿ HealthyWealthy @ dondone
>>158367981You have FAILED to explain the x's
>>158366062not a bedsit bedsit is just like a room
>>158368780either i don't mind
>>158368943he's just a retarded jeet that only posts cartoon frogs and baby babble. hope this helps clear things up
>>158369434A jeet in a cricket general? No way
saffas aus looms
Cricket status?
TIKTOK
Historically, Australia has heavily dominated South Africa at Newlands in Cape Town, winning 10 out of the 14 Test matches played between the two sides at the venue.South Africa has won the other 4 meetings, and remarkably, none of their Test matches at Newlands have ever ended in a draw.Draw it is.
I bookmark the thread and then my Firefox account syncs it between all my browsers
rivetingwant a biscuit?
>>158368599Flying to Melbourne on Christmas Day then catching up with close friends before the test. Come round if you want.
>>158368599off on the 17th, flying back to nz to play golf every day
AUSTRALIA'S XIMatt RenshawTravis HeadMarnus Labuschagne Steve SmithCameron GreenAlex CareyCooper ConnollyMitchell StarcPat CumminsNathan LyonJosh Hazlewood
>>158375062>no ScoBo>Greenguess they are a bit shell shocked innit
>>158374649keKkkkfinna use dis
>>158375062arguably the best team we've fielded in the last 2 years
>https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/361051499/its-been-challenging-ash-gardner-opens-teammate-affair-ahead-wbbl-campaignwhy did she do it lads?
>>158375488If we dropped Cummins for Boland then its the best team we've had since the golden era
Imagine being a convict selector lmao
>>158375623she did all for the nookie
gee bru wut shud we cull our prumiur news wubsite?ehh just go wuth stuff.nz or sumthung bru?yuh sounds good to me bru
>stuffIt's what peewees like to do to a sheep's arsehole
>stuff>premier news websitelmao
>>158375062>>158375488>>158375751Where to for Australia when we lose with our best 11?
>Gazza is selling his Sydney houseMan, those child support payments must be rough
>No GODland
Just racism at this point.
>>158375062I thought the Green experiment failed?Who is he bullying this time?
>>158378518hes been picked solely to bully jansen
>>158375062C O N N O L L YONNOLLY
>boland MOTM >dropped
>>158375062>boland out cringe>connolly inbased
Was just wondering where de cock was, apparently he retired from tests 5 years ago. Why? Body thing? He's not that old, would've been 28 when he retired
>>158375062>Cooper Connollybased coops in to provide his typical 50 & out
>>158378870The curse of the Australian Nightwatchman>>158379764So this means his parents fucked in Australia Day right?
Soon
>>158379874thank you scorchies for lending your elite player for our lesser sport xoxo
>>158379874
bouldered up ayers rock today
>>158380230unironically you used to be able to do that
>>158379649last seen hanging out the back of ur mum
What's more embarrassing? Losing after scoring 400+ or letting a No. 8 score a hundred?
being forced to leave nipland for trying to reenact one of your favourite JAVs like this jeet >>158380422
any cricket on today? any at all?
>>158380547Bloodworth park nets 15 mins champ
>>158380547only not-cricket I'm afraid
seething testies mad BBL is back on
>>158380547starts in 2 hours mate
what does BBL stand for
Am I banned
yes mohammad you are banned from the asian para games for doing the needful we've been through this champ
If Labuschange keeps his spot then he’ll fill his boots against New Zealand and we’ll be stuck with him for years, we NEED him to fail in this test
haven’t seen a single white person in the wellington crowd shots so far, pretty grim
>>158380660If an earthquake hit Wellington and it was swallowed into the sea NZ would be accused of mass pollution.
>>158380647looks like you're shadow banned because we're not seeing your posts
>>158380647check by adding your 4chan password to the name field
>>158380698that only works for rangebans idiot
>>158380671kek
>India opt to bowlIndia opt to bowl>India opt to bowl
does it look like ******* to you guys?
>>158380717yes
gonefuck off
might go to bed hahahahaha
>>158380739lmao what the fuck are they doingalmost got run out
>>1583807391 sleep till criggy :D
>>158380754crisp power napper
Imagine being a peewee sheep-rapist lmao
>>158375762not known for their iq
fucking kek what absolute pussies to need hot water bottles on the field.
any knowers know why when I upload a really large file it fucks the download of the stream im watching buffering and shit
>>158380793get gud internet
wow there isnt a single real person in that crowd more like smellington lol
>>158380808Don’t laugh, they’re only in New Zealand to get their Australian visa in a few years
>>158380813>we send indians>you send 501'sworst of both worlds for both of us
KWABhe almost hit the guard
kek almost Dead Badge Security
>>158380813You also send racist cunt white south africans here using the same loophole.
lol the entire side is empty
yeah new zealanders don't really follow cricket anymore
>>158380793https://www.speedtest.net/Do that and tell us what speed you get.Anyway, the answer is if you saturate your upload link it can suffocate the packet transfers required for confirming/requesting ongoing connections. Connections are simply "up or down", they go both ways (like your dad).
business idea: create a new country and send all the racist south africans and indians to live there together
>>158380850>Connections are* simplyare not
Peewees don't follow cricket they follow sheep and rape them
>>158380793what's a "really large file"
does boland know we love and care about him even if the selectors are retarded
>>158380861Did they drop the guy who was keeping them alive? lol
>>158380853are so
Steve Smith confirmed dead at 37
>>158380857about 3.5 gb
>>158380875Boland in?
>Maddinson who has already flown home to play Shield cricketkek>>158380882
we are getting heemed at 11 rpo
Finna
for me its the commentators acting like anything the indians do is the greatest feat on the cricket field ever
>>158380856where did this meme come from I haven't been here for a while
>2026>listening to commentators
>>158380892this but boland, except they don’t have to act
Tea
>>158380903yuck yuck yucky looks so yucky i wouldn’t eat it
>>158380903looks a tad underdone but otherwise lgm
>>158380903
I hate the australian cricket team, i only like Boland
>>158380878tree fiddy is pretty bigupload contention can make your downloads slow. Every internet packet you get (via TCP) needs to be acknowledged and has a corresponding upload packet. If your upload pipe is full, these acknowledgements get delayed, which makes the servers you're downloading from delay subsequent packets or give up entirely on you.Look into limiting the upload rate of whatever you're using to a smaller portion of your total upload, or enabling QoS on your router if it's half decent.
>>158380903some bones and gravy for me thanks
>buying meat with the bone still in itlmao
>>158380903looks like the possum I ran over last week
>>158380917You shouldn't harm native animals
>>158380919geez m8 I didn't run over a maori
>>158380919what about naive animals
>>158380922Why not
50 for Mitch
>>158380916i got some bone meat for you xo
lel I'm an award finalist at toil
>>158380884>Did you sandpaper this ball?>I DIDENT
we've won the toss and chosen to loss
caught and bowled
>>158380941do you want a job with cricinfo
>>158380947I think you mean espniplinfo
>>158380937>you see, we make our Duke balls badly, so they go out of shape in 15 overs, forcing referees to use 3 or even 4 balls every day
>no smith >no bolandno reason to watch
WHY DOES EVERY STREAM HAVE THEIR AUDIO LATE
>>158380954whats with the furries
>>158380903Phwoar bet the dog will love that mate
do you blokes like t20 cricket
Mitch is sperging out
>>158380995literally me when the uber is a prius.
Tactical move from Smith actuallyBy sitting out of this match he guarantees a spot back home against NZ where he will score big and thus secure his spot for another year or two
josh inglis is massively overrated
this will be Marnus's last test lads :(
>>158381022has that volcano ever exploded before
>>158381024NOT YET IT ISN'T!HE SCORED A CENTURY ON HIS BIRTHDAY!
young and free*
>>158381027Yeah m8, just last week actually
no homo but this bloke has been at every test
how have they managed to make our shit, gay anthem even worse with this overdubbed version
>>158381036I get it you think all black people look alike but they are different and this is South Africa, there are a lot of black people around
>>158381036The thumbs up aussie chad vs the beta african security guard
>>158381022do you pay for sky sports m8
>copper connolly
>>158381044yep and my tv license too
>>158381022Can’t even get a crowd in Cape Town, it’s so over
duck first ball :D
hope you don't mind peewee lad but im going to turn your game off now
anyone want to go to day 1 of the sydney test with me this jan? must bring your own sunblock because mines the high quality stuff that doesn't come in a big bottle
>>158381059will you put out?
OUT FIRST BALL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!
>>158381059Fark theres nothing worse than that mate who doesn't want you to lather up with his block. I'm out. All the best.
Mitch's highest T20 score
>labubus>boland droppedlmfao
lets be honest cummins chose to bat 1st because our shitty batters need all the practice they can get
>>158381079what game are you watching champ
>>158381079I don't think they're batting first mate
oh shit I meant bowl first teehee
Will New Zealand(fuck up an unassailable lead again)?
>>158381079>meanwhile in bizarro /cric/
booooring hit a fuckin six already
>>158381054Didn't even know we were playing
boland would have 4 wickets by now
Kino
>>158381101almost as nice as the SCG
>retard darryl tries to get cute and blows his chance for a hundredhope we lose now
no two hundy?
why is this match during the week? or are they doing some gay t20 bullshit on the weekend
surprised our ausGODs haven't lost a wicket yet. we're so back
Excited to feed some runs to the south africans tonight and set them up for an easy win
>we'll have a bowl thanks
Australia won the toss in all 3 tests
>>158381145always knew Aussies were a bunch of tossers ha ha
>>158381150GONE GOTTEM (US)
>>158381111setting it up for massive finish on saturday
>>158381104The only nice things in Sydney are the bridge and the opera housethe rest of it can get fucked
And now for my list of nice things in Melbourne:
>>158381168i legit had a great time zooming around on ebikes when I went for a concert in May
Netherlands mogging Oman hard
>>158381177kino as always broncbro
>>158381176no you didn't
Excited to see Scott Boland ply his trade once more.
>>158381101Has someone ever hit the ball onto the top of the mountain?
so now things have settled why the fuck did Cummins choose to bowl first
bull shit this cunt is 15 years old
>>158381186Your crowd is so nice cheering for him, great sportsmanship.
>>158381186lil nigga is indeed 15you can date him to test (carbon date that is)
>>158381184whatever response he could give to this question is still not a good one, it's a poor decision
>>158381186matchie?
Duffy? More like Duffer
Who wants to know how many days until the BBL starts?
>>158381203do you want a job with cricinfo?
>>158381207nowe only do high izzat jobs
>>158381204ME ME ME
any cric going on in early December? I will be in the UK, might find a sports bar to watch something.
>>158381204no thanks
feeling cute
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Not an ideal first over from New Zealand
>>158381215first test against the black caps starts on the 9th
>>158381214Only 46 more days!
>>158381193i don't think he did any homework or didnt even bother to give a shitthis pitch is a literal highway
>>158381215>early DecemberT20 vs England on the 2nd. Test in Perth vs NZ on the 9th. Bangladesh are in South Africa for some ODI's.
deleting nz cricket from my brain
>>158381214
>>158381241Grim
Don't think New Zealand would have been expecting India to chase a quarter of their total in the first 2 overs
Not sure conceding a 22 RPO rate in a T20 is a good move.
>2 overs>43/0>2 overs>43/0>2 overs>43/0
>>158381251Let's wait and see where they're going with this.
>sooryananavashi's SR 150 lower than AbishkekI thought this kid was good?>>15838125722 might be going upward after this over.
>>158381177what a beauty
genuinely why the fuck are they giving them this much width
>they are just hitting sixes nowlol
cunt that out of the ground
fucken HELL PATYOU SHOULD BE RUNNING DRINKS YOU SHIT CUNT
Just crunched the numbers and India should be looking at a 10 wicket victory in under 10 overs
justice for boland
WALLOP
>no kino brass bandwhat's the point
>>158381293Phoebe Lich
>>158381293these arent australians wtf
>choose to bowl>get hit for sixawkies
alana king can get it desu
>>158381304yes mate.
wtf there's actually a crowd this time? i kinda prefer the comfy 2 spectator jobs
I'm actually quite upset that india didn't bat first. Would have been cool seeing a team score 400+ in a t20
>>158381231hell yeah
>>158381299Hey at least it isn't an Alita Gas ad.
>>158381319Wearing white is a risk.
south africa should declare at 100 and get this over with
>>158381319mmmm puffy Kath vulva
>>158381323gamble that she gets off on
australia bowlers didn't do the needful get boland the fuck in
>>158381319
Starting to think choosing to bowl was a tactical error.
>>158381353>>158381353>>158381353>>158381353
>no smudge Yous are fucked
>>158381355>using that image again for an OP
>>158381355>no subject
>smith outAhahaha ran away from Rabada like the little coward convict bitch he is
>0/140What the hell is Boland doing?
My boyfriend Harmer will enjoy this pitch
The refreshments
just saw the jeet peewee ''''''''scorecard''''''''how grimif you ever want to know the definition of not cricket look no further than that '''''''''scorecard'''''''''
steaming some tenderstem broccoli unironicaly
