shaggy knickggy edition previous thread >>158316697
LuKEK DonKEK
Dylan Harper is a cuck
>>158337274>public humiliation
Yaxels wife left him and took the children after he let Luka go for 17% on him, oh wait....
>>1583373031/6 refers to Lukas household after his wife left him when he couldn't starch a 28 year old rookie
I can't imagine letting one shot define an entire career, but here we are 5 days into the new season and it has happened
>>158337303yaxel's wife left him after he lost to a team that just got blown out by 40
How would you fix this /nba/?
>>158337366Good game by Rudy Jr
Yaxel didn't have a wife, Luke did though and she took the kids and left back to Europe! Sad!
1/6 is the statline you'd expect from Yaxel, not from Luka
It's a shame Devin wasn't available for a family photo
Who we drafting boys?
>>158337371Imagine Bulls fans celebrating Jordan going for 1/6, would be embarrassing I guess Lakecucks are cucks too and accept not being able to embarrass a 29 year old rookie bum
Lukas wife gave birth to a mutt?? Oh no no no Lucuck bros
TFW the Warriors bandwagon fans will disappear by season's end for the next decade
ugly chinky lookin thinggood example of why race mixing should be illegal, as if we don't already have have to see gayson gaytum pics in every thread
A 32 yes old rookie is in the heads of Luka and the Laketroons Is this what Wemby meant?
Based Luka adopting all these special ed kids
>>158337385>Chandler Bing
Laketroons must feel shortchanged Luka used to RAPE players on the Mavs Now he scores 17% on 37 year old draftees
>Lose in humiliating fashion>Get embarrassed on national TV in front of millions>Give up a game high +31 to the guy you were guarding>Go to the media and cry for the next 5 days while losing 3 straight gamesCanada already clinched KWABOTY 2026 but Yaxel is close to taking the NBA KWABOTY from Steve Ballmer
Ana Maria....Ana Maria.....Oh Ana.....Why did you give birth to a black son in a Larriors jersey?Oh Ana Maria ...What have you been doing in your bedroom?
>>158337467Wemby would keep Luka to 0/6 and Laketroons would celebrate
Guys I can't seem to find what I'm looking for, can you help me find when the Warriors defeated the Lakers in the playoffs this century? Surely one of you must have the footage.....
>>158319088>>1583295963-1 night. No big deal. We just getting started.
>>158337376it's over
>>1583373857 feet Neckchad Strake Pearson.
>>158337497TOP KEK San Fags BTFO
That MJ was a 20% player
It's not like Luka sonned Curry, he sonned a rookie. Is this how devoid Lelker fans are of anything that they have to create boogeymen out of nothing for their stat padding superstar?
>>158337532>AIEEEEEEEEE IT'S LONNIE WALKER THE FOURTH !!!!!
>>158337488It's right there next to Luka's MVP and ring...
>>158337532Luka didn't even son a rookieWhat he did to Booker is sonning, he's done it before but Laketroons have low standards
>>158337414it's all about being annoying and Luker fans fell for it. They are cashed.
It's 2026. LeBron and KD teams are 3-0 while Currcuck is 0-3 :)
You can only reply to this comment if your team has won a game this year or eliminated the Lakers from the playoffs this century
He's in your headIn your head A rookie is in your head
What happened to the Knicks? Are they already coasting after one ring?
Just a reminder that if you laugh at lakesissies then you just HAVE to be a larrior fan, you just ARE OKAY?!?!?
Feels great to know I've see my Lakies win more championships than any person on this board
>>158337562clocking in
Fire Steve Kerr and give Nick Kerr the keys.
Just a reminder that Luka went 1/6 on a bum and Laketroons think that's "goated with the salsa esé guëy"
>>158337597
>reminder that the guy who won the game won the game but....noooooo!!!!!
>>158337592nostalgia is trap anon, your team's star and the fanbase are currently obsessed with some light jabbing from a rookie on a irrelevant team
>>158337599The Lakers have made the playoffs 18 out of 26 years this millennium you moron which is the highest in the entire league after San Antonio
>>158337616OgayZ fans might be less faggoty than Laketroons
>>158337616The Lakers lost to OKC in the second round you filthy cazzie. They beat Houston in the first round>>158337619If the Lakers miss the playoffs every year the rest of my life, I know I'll have seen more championships than you will in 20 lifetimes
>>158337606you are mad bro, it's ok
>>158337638>they won in the 2019 seasonSomeone come get their butthurt cazzie
I wonder if someone like Myers Leonard has ever shot for 17% in his career before??
>>158337643
>>158337634that's a sad way to live, hopefully you die soon so you don't have to pretend like it doesn't bother you that your franchise has been a perennial underachiever for the past 15 years
Bro Frank Ntilkino went 19% from the field! NINETEEN! He's a monster!
>>158337467
>>158337658U mad bro?
Yaxel Landenbum sonned Luka 5 times out of 6
>>158337660POTS confirmation soonhe already had a blood clot so it can get worse
>Laker fans really in here defending their slovenly superstar who picks fights with rookies while shooting abysmally
>>158337655>fraid so, very unsuccessful decade for them, even the Celtics have done better
>>158337659You now remember that Knicks lineup of Dennis Smith Jr, Frank Ntillillo, and Kevin Knox
Ynr the Celtics SONNING Luka in the finals
>>158337676why would I be?
>zoomers arguing over which multi-million dollar coddled baby is their favorite on a Saturday nightThis zesty ass league ain't for me
Luka has been to the finals more times this decade than the Lakers have
>>158337660who won this one?
I used to rule the worldSeas would rise when I gave the wordNow in the morning, I sleep aloneSweep the streets I used to own
>>158337698Considering he eliminated you 4 out of 5 times to win his titles you should be
Also 2020 doesn't count Laketroon
luka shit now:(kobe gud:)
>>158337705mmmhmmmmm
It was actually the 2019! SeasonIt started in 2019
>>1583377142010 was a long time ago, you gotta move on bro
now the laketroon is abandoning luka
>>158337726>>158337724>>158337717
>>158337717notice how xe doesn't post that one
>>158337660This is somebody's GOAT
sonned
>>158337723>>158337724then why does the merch say 2020 champions?
>>158337738merch made for africans, you silly little customer
>>158337728the laketroon considers Kobe the best player in history so they aren't the smartest
>You see even though they won in 2020 it was really 2019, also it doesn't count because it wasn't my team!
>>15833773717%bros....
>>158337748KEK the laketroon going down is a smouldering ball of fire just like his GOAT
>>158337746Caruso is African?
My GOAT with the most unguardable move in pro sports history
Erm ackshually the 2019/20 STARTED in 20, not in 19 okay?!?!?
>>158337762now Kareem would've SONNED yaxel, not going 1/6
>>158337772>7'3" player would have sonned a guy 8 inches shorterWow great analysis there Magic Johnson
LuKEK DonCOONbros.....17% is winning us the MVP inshallah wallahi
>>158337762>shifting focus>abandoning ships>moving the goalpostslaketrannys are slippery little weasels aren't they?
What is going on in this thread?
>>158337780Of course the guy almost a foot taller is supposed to get the best of the shorter guy.... OH WAIT
Laketroons are like Bloke. A joke!
>>158337791lakesissy melty, completely mindraped by a rookie and their own superstar player
>>158337791The LakersCHAD got into the head of the schizo hater and set him off
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LAKETROONYYYYYYYY
Why is this schizo crashing out over the Lakers? Is he a Warriors fan or something?
>>158337815He's just mad Kobe and Shaq raped his childhood
>>158337188>>158337117ok Kerr actually might has been replaced
>>158337823I don't think anybody on the Suns on the floor at that time is taller than 6'5" either
>>158337815Warrior fans don't stick around for losing seasons, they just become Laker fans again
>>158337815>>158337820holy laketranny samefag
Wilt holds the record for FG% made in a game at 18%
Laketroon on the ropes
I'm enjoying watching this epic meltdown over millionaires wearing purple playing a kids game
Luka used to be able to torch stars like DBook, now he's focused on rookiesIt's a shame what chopping your penis off and becoming a Laketroon does to a man
>>158337851>Is the Lakers in the room with us now?
>>158337869Luka No More Dongcic
>>158337877>>158337874>>158337869>>158337858>>158337852
hey subhojeet, if you wanted to speak English, the sentence would be "ARE the Lakers", not "IS the Lakers"
Lakejeet.
>>158337809>NOOO STOP HAVING FUN>BECAUSE....BECAUSE I SAID STOPPPPP!!!!
>new schizo is a yaxelschizo of all things
>>158337900WDYM1/6 is MVP level
>>158337889>doesn't know the memeway to out yourself newfag
Laketroon melty at 1am (his local time)
Is this Blunderskitz having an epic meltdown? Because we all know Blunderskitz ran and hid when the time came
laketroon went from saying someone is a warrior fan, a spurs fan and now an okc fanlaketroon getting folded
>>158337930Lakesissies always the victim.
Caleb Wilson
I can't imagine making a guy have an hour long meltdown because Luka humiliated someone on public TV with one shot
1/6 is actually a great stat and here's why:
>>158337930This is 100% Blunderskitz
>>158337930>>158337932blunderskitz we all know it's you
Come into a threadPost "LuKEK DonKEK"Laketroon has a melty all night long
Where did the heat culture go?
Philthy fans acting big but still haven't played a real team
>>158337945>>158337947a meme making fun of blunderskitz is actually blunderskitz take your meds cazzie you weren't here during the finals
>>158337949>Come into a thread>Post "LuKEK DonKEK">Laketroon has a melty all night longJust too easy
Blunderskitz, is that the guy who ran and hid when it came? Truly nobody who talked that much shit for a year straight would hide like a coward when his team lost
Whatever happened with this?
Saturday night blunderskitz meltdown wasn't on my bingo card
Yes blunderskitz ran when it came and so did the lakecuck clearly
>>158337975Narrator: He hid like a coward
Laketroon trying to change the subject to his schizo boyfriend Being buck broken by OgayZ must've made a bond
>>158337998laketroony punching at the air now KEK from warriors to spurs to okc
>>158337998
>>158337998that part
>>158337998This made Laketroon upset KEK bro is gay with blundertroon
Bam gave her the ick tonight
>>158338018>>158338014>>158338012Laketroons and customers of the Oklahoma City Troonder have a special bond, 17% and 41%
>>158338018Kek
I can't imagine wasting my Saturdays arguing over millionaires. Get a life faggot
>>158337401they'll just go back to being lakers/knicks fansor whatever championship "dynasty" team pops up in the future
blunderskitz abandoned the thunder??
I can't imagine wasting my Saturday night posting cartoon GIFs, get a life muzzie
>>158338023Laketroon being folded in half rn
>>158337385Niggas named their kid Chandler Bing lmaooo
Sirs does NBA have Indian player who I may cheer for?
>>158338043helo bhai u can doing the supporting the Lakers of the LA like me and we can going to discord and supparting the bladdy lukas doncic we are White brahmin just like lukas he doing the veddy good play saar coming to join my discord soon?
wtf is going on in this threadI come back from the movies and someone is having a meltdown over the lakers, they didn't even play todaydid the warriors lose again or something
>>158338059KEK
>>158338015you shoulda ran image stabilization on it and then cropped it, coulda been a great webm
Kek Saturday night schizo special, all over a game
schizos babbling over 1/6 being a good fg%
>>158338059lmfao
>>158338059
>>158338059>DiscordFake news, they all use telegram or WhatsApp
Bam hasn't even scored a combined 40 points through 3 games :)
>schizo replying to himself for 20 minutesYeah I think I'm gonna 360 and walk away
>>158338100no bad saar i am heading and running the discords server for the basketnba and the WWE gooning servers u coming to live cam soon put ur camera on i feeding u sexy pics of wrestler bhabi after laker match yes?
>>158338114niggas wanna be RBL and 7KT so bad, they aren't even lulgarira, nobitches, ade county hell they're not even on the level of assclowns like weapschizo or incelticworst thing to happen to this place was covid, everyone wants to be a thread personality instead of just posting normally
saaar everybudy wanting to be thred peronsalsity so i giving them names saar
Yaxelschizo isn't even funny. This guy sucks
>>158338132>posting normallywhat does that look like
>>158338132Just look at the cringe comment above you. Perfectly sums up why this country is falling apart
>Come into thread to laugh at the heat or Jokic/Murray struggling to win against Pelicans>Schizo posting about anything but today's matchesWhat the fuck happened?
>>158337376Was this the picture that set off the schizo?
T-Minus three months until Mitch Johnson is fired and Billy Donovan is coaching the Spurs.
>>158338249lateral move
>>158337274>LuKEK DonKEKso this is what made the laker schizo have a melty? can't say lukek anymore huh
>>158338249Who else can they get though? Frank Vogel? I don't think he'd do good with zoomers because he's a defensive coach and they never learned how to play defense
>>158338255do every one a favor and go to sleep. you aren't even funny or witty
>>158338132I wonder how my boys gowiz and clips4lyfe are doing...
>>158338272You sound extremely gotten to, pointing fingers at everyone, maybe you should taking your meds loonytroon.Also, KEK you're mad.
You'd expect the Heat schizo crashing out.
The Rockets are so fucking good. Thats a WCF team
>>158338289Gowiz died no?
it's almost as if it's funny to bully laker cucks and trannies.....
>>158338316>that flag>sengun fanchecks out
>>158338302Is this the same schizo but he just changed his VPN?
>>158337376Please whoever makes the next thread to make sure to use this picture for the thumbnail for maximum SEETHE
>>158338361Can;t we try to have a normal thread?
>a literal who shut down luka>if we portray him as a baby in luka's arms this will generate seetheyou seem confused
>>158338354Yes everyone who bullies you is the same person.
>>158338378Judging from how much you cried it clearly worked
>>158337407barf, she looks bit though, maybe he's breeding pros
>>158338386i posted one comment. you seem confused.
>>158337274whoever makes the next thread PLEASE put this in the title for maximum tranny Dilation
>>158338391>i posted one comment
Anyone here ever hoop irl? At what level?
Was Heat Culture a meme all along? Was it just Jimmy doing all the work? Heat are looking so much worse than I ever expected>>158338347Interesting conclusion to jump to
>>158338397quote all my comments and i'll screen shot it
>>1583384032K my player made it into the hall of fame
>>158338405>Interesting conclusion to jump to>The Turkish population in Germany includes approximately 1.5 million people holding Turkish citizenship and around 3 million people with a Turkish migration background overall. The Turkish community is the largest ethnic minority group in Germany.
All I know is that when JorGOAT sonned rookies, he scored a little more than 17%
>>158338421You need to get off the internet for a while
>>158338423I know when I sonned you I had more than 17cm
>>158338429interesting that you haven't denied being turkish
>>158338431Sorry mate I'm not gay and especially not for Los Trangeles neovaginasAnyway, some 43 year old mutt rookie is in your head
luka is a ringless bum XD
>>158338429Laketroony has spent all night seething, his brains have turned into mashed potatoes, what do you expect?
>>158338368Apparently not, never mind.
>>158338440>i like cars>well well well too bad you spilt milk on your carpet>what>interesting you havent denied spilling the milk i am very smart
>nigga quoted himself
>is the best brazilian that ever played in NBA
>return to the thread an hour later and it's a new batch of schizos Yep, just 360 and walk away again
>>158338462It was a grim reminder to myself.This place is in the pits on every possible level
>>158338464Hes lucky Oscar Schmidt never came over
>>158338457oof, your analogy falls completely flat. there are zero german players on the rockets, but there is a turkish player on the rockets. germany has the most turkish people in europe, and it's a lot more than any other country in europe. you're not slick. you're a turkish rockets fan living in germany.
>>158338478whites are a minority in America, you aren't white
>158338478(You)
>he conceded
>>158338423Luka is a bit overrated, imo, but he's the most prolific scorer of the 2020s. These are Jordan-like numbers
>>158338503He was so damn good in 2024. Had a perfect team around him too
>>158338503i like luka a lot he's one of my fave players but he didn't son a rookie especially compared to when he previously actually sonned playersplus he's on a faggot team now and it makes their faggot fans to shitpost about luka so long may it continue
>>158338511I like bullying laketroonies and making them mad :)
>>158337762Real ones know the truth
>>158338519wemby could never
>Nikola Jokic: “I think the fans that booed us are not welcome here anymore, if you ask me… if you guys follow us, you know that we never quit and we came back from much worse for similar situationsDeport this narcissist Serbian
History wont remember players like Luka
>>158338514You gotta be 18 to post here
>>158338528History isn't going to remember anyone after Curry. The entire NBA is full of bums from SGAy to Lukek to Wembust to Bam AdeFraudo to Fatson to Chokic
>>158338526lol if jokic was american he would get buried for this shit
How can a multi billion dollar entertainment corporation cause so much seethe in the middle of the night?
>>158338526>Lebron on the Philly crowd: "We got the boos. That was amazing. We deserved it. And then we got the cheers, and almost blew the roof off this thing tonight in a good way. It was a hell of a night."
threads like this you wish we still had the ip counter
>>158337274>LuKEK DonKEKWhy does a shitpost name like this get such a reaction?
warriors roster is grim
warriors roster is ass which makes it even more embarrassing that luka went 1-6 against a bum and lakesissies are acting like luka made booker his son
>4 hours of schizo posting
Is Kevin Love done? Until 2023 if he made the playoffs he made the finals, cool trivia. 2024 ruined that
One of these is not like the other
>>158338731
>>158338747why didn't you hassle ireshart aka the tranny posting under my flag that attached his waifus to every post because he's a tranny avatarfag that wants to be a woman? now that I finally acknowledged you I will go back to making you upset
>>158338757? you ok man?
>>158338757Sorry I don't speak Hindi
>>158338606laketrannies are thin skinned>>158338757I'm afraid you bodied that tranny
>schizo replying to his own comments because nobody is giving him attention
3 replies wow
The Lakers didn't even play today LMFAO what is this loser going on about?
Why does laughing at the Lakers make this tranny mad
>>158338791Yaxel is that you?
Dalton Knecht is gonna be our starboy! Says the Laketroon
>>158338801>>158338791>>158338790>>158338777>>158338622>>158338615>>158338606jesus christ this is sad
>nooooo don't talk about my bandwagon team that hasn't won anything this decade
I went back to see how long this schizo has been schizo rambling and he started about 5 hours ago. Really sad
Yeah I know, talking about Luka not being able son a rookie got him really upset all night long
Laketroon is very fragile pls understandYou're not allowed to laugh at him for thinking 1/6 is a great stat
>>158338803>>158338813>>158338826>>158338830
He's posting wojaks of himself again because he's eternally assblasted 1/6 btw
What did the Lakers ever do to you man? Just go back and reread all the cringe shit you've posted in this thread. What a fucking embarrassment
>>158338514This was my favorite one. This is what your brain looks like when you spend your entire life online. Your little twig boy ass couldn't bully shit
This Laketroon is up late after midnight being worked into a shoot by people laughing at LuKEK
when do the 76ers face a good team? their fans are already getting way too cocky
Just change the name of the general to /schizo/ wtf is this trash
This guy has been obsessing over Yaxel for the past 3 days lol.
>>158338966Fuck off tranime fag you're almost as bad as the Laketroons>>158338979True kek
>>158338979Only thing I've seen is you schizos obsessing over the Lakers. Believe it or not not every Lakers fan is the same person. They actually have the largest basketball fanbase in the world by a huge margin
>Lakers have the most Africans and SEAmonkeys so we is da best!It's too easy to make them seethe 3 days after their star player got locked up by a bum
>>158339102And you wonder why you have no friends. Massive mystery
>projects about having no friends out of nowhereWell thanks for confirming that you're lonely which is why you're up at 3am on a Saturday night not outside with your non existent friendsAlso thanks for confirming that making you seethe is easy kek
>>158339159Kirdblt
>>158339150>>158339159>>158339160Too ez
yes it's too easy to make a Laketroon seethe
>Go to sleep early since the Pelicans were up 19 points, surely they won't be able to blow that lead like they used to in the 4th, win secured I can sleep easy!>wake up early, check my phone had a good night of sleep well rested and relaxed see my pelicans ONCE AGAIN HAD A 4TH QUARTER CHOKE LIKE THEY DID A MILLION TIMES WITH WILLIE GREENWhy do I continue to torture myself watching this shitty ass team
>>158339196at least you don't bandwagon
>>158339129>>158339150Masterclass in trolling. Quite impressive he got that big of a response out of you
Laketroon is now pretending it was bait>>158337274>LuKEK DonKEKNow THAT was excellent bait, 2 words, first post in a thread, caused a 6hr melty
>>158339183>yes it's too easy to make a Laketroon seetheyou can say that again>>158339274you can say that again
>>158339150 you look pretty pathetic right here
Do zoomers really think they're tough because they cyberbully people over NBA? Loser generation
Holy shit, 2/3d of the posts are hidden.I thought there'd be some shitflinging over Jokic, Westrbook and triple-doubles, not whatever this is.
Stupid cunt in my group kept asking me for help, and when i asked her for clarification, she kept ignoring me. And when i asked her again, saying I've asked twice prior, she had a melty and put all the blame on me.Anyways, Heat is 0-3 ever since acquiring yeahness.
>>158339595I think you should impregnate her to drive a point
>>158339545Luka makes the BABBs seethe
My Minny Wolves first home game today is against the Raptors which is a tough test.They've forced 39 turnovers in 2 games...
yaxelschizo really ain't taking the humiliation well
>10 bongs until Jazz/Lakers gameWhat level of melties awaiting us?
Full moon schizos turned out
>>158339678How many games do you think the Wolves win the next 3 days ;-) ?
>>158340053I'd be happy with 2-1.The Cavs are shit, GSW is food for anyone.Raptors are tough to call, Depends how Ant is shooting.
>>158340060Just hope Drayboon doesn't attack Rudy again
>>158340066Kuminga will choke that bitch out if tries it.
Dude looks so happy in Canada
>>158340091Can't even afford to fix his hair now that he's no longer embezzling Ballmer
>>158340091His toronto vibe is 2,000 percent different than his clippers vibe.It's almost as if he's being happy and gregarious to passively aggressively denounce the Clippers.
>>158337274Whats this new meme in /nba/
>>158340091300 millions dollars and not even a thank you
I hope they move the Blazers somewhere better like Montreal. Portland fucking sucks
4am and laketroon I'd STILL seething KEK all because of 2 words
>>158340091bit zestyalsoLuKEK DonKEK
The Miami Heat needs to change their playstyle. That fast-transition shit is not working. Let it go.
>>158340291>4am and laketroon I'd STILL seething KEK all because of 2 wordsjust too ez>>158340508heat need to stop simping for bam adedaddo
>>158340508Imagine Giannis with Herro and Ware
Raptors first real challenge is tonightWho ya got
>>158338715>40 wins>50 wins>45 wins>40 wins>5 wins
>>158338715>star player>minimum contract bum>star player>star player>star player
we set our clocks back 1 hour last night and the usa only sets their clocks back next week so for a week all the nba games start an hour earlier for me
>jokic 2 years ago: for players who don't play as expected, well back in my country these people don't deserve to get paid>jokic now: booing us is uncool despite at some point being behind 20pts against b2b pelicanswhich is it?
Devin Booker erupted for 43 points on 68% shooting along with 7 rebounds and 7 assists as the Suns defeated the Stephen Curry-less Warriors, 131-122! Yaxel Lendeborg led the Warriors with 26 points, 9 rebounds and 6 threes in a losing effort. Warriors fall to 0-3 to start the season.
my own fanbase act like weirdos like always. or act like kobe stans who are not real laker fans.
>>158342601booing two games in is a bit crazy tbqhwu
Zion Williamson playing 32 minutes and grabbing one single rebound is beyond unacceptable. There were 118 rebounds in the Pelicans-Nuggets match
>>158342407Pretty sure we stop doing that
>>158338983Slam Dunk is /nba/ approved
Competition is not the only reason that LeBron is better than MJ. But it definitely is one of the reasons. If you watch most of those games that Michael Jordan’s era was playing in you will really quickly see that the myth that they were selling us about how crazy the defense was is a complete fabrication. Just because those guys were willing to punch you in the kidneys does that mean they were better at defense
Klutch shills are always here, how much do they get paid?
>>158343157not enough
>>158338983>shitting on Slam DunkFuck off rosbif.
Went 3-1 last night. Off to a nice start to the season. We have a solid card tonight that will get overlooked on this NFL Sunday. But your boy isn't overlooking anything. Let's smash those bookies.>Pistons +2.5Philly on the 2nd night of a b2b with Embiid load managing. Looks like Philly will be staggering LeBron/Embiid on b2b. Pistons are a tough defensive team playing with more rest. Pistons are 10-3 ATS as road dogs since last season.>Kings +4.5Kings looking for their first win. 0-2 teams playing 2-0 teams (as home dogs) are 10-3 ATS since 2016. We cashed with the Bucks in this exact same spot last night.>Haliburton double-double at +100Hali has hit the dub-dub in 46% of his games since Jan 1, 2025. The total is above 230 in this game and you can still get it at plus odds.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
I was told this was impossible, as there is only 1(one) ball.
>>158343524Not fair, LeBron’s got another superteam
>>158343557Yeah but this time it benefits me so it's good.
How are yours guys' local TV and radio broadcasters>RadioUnbelievable fit, perfect for this city>TVMight be the worst commentator duo in recorded human history
Kobe was not better than Jordan, Shaq, or Bron.
Podz trying to copycat Curry and Curry completely ready to go
Luka went 1/6 against a rookie
Issue with the 6ers is that they're so utterly dependent on 5 minutes a game of Center Lebron. Bona clearly isn't good enough, they're gonna need to really win the Buyout market to get a proper backup C
Mavs are gonna trade Kyrie to the Heat.
>>158343815getting a bit scary this....
>No Duren>Probably no Ausarfucking 76ers getting a free win again, fuck OFF.
>>158343524let's see that happen when the black hole is actually playing
Yaxel Lendeborg is 1 of 8 players in NBA history to open their career with at least 50 points, 25 rebounds and 10 assists (first 3 games):
>>158344054Sleep on this guy if you want. He's gonna be a problem in this league
>>158344155yeah when he gets traded to a more serious franchise
lel
>>158344054Purple link
>>158344010No Embiid. We will see how Philly looks with LeBron on Center duties. He can play any position, right?
>>158337432No she left cuz she didn't want to raise all the sons he keeps adopting
>>158344054Luka quaking in his boots right now
>>158344232He can play any position with ease but he’s older now defensively
>>158344260She didnt want to raise their kids in LA, i dont blame her
>>158342907Remember when people thought he was "big" when he was really just fat?
Huh.
>>158342907Looks like a fatter jaylen brown
>>158344370literally a zesty booty
>>158338015i literally thought this was jamal crawford faceswapped onto a foid's face at first. is this rly bam's gf?
>>158344370Castle don't swing that way.
>>158344155he's too old. anyone can put up numbers as a tank commander
>>158344543he wants his kids to hoop
Theres no beef just lamb chops and gravy
>Today, we're gonna talk about the crossover and behind-the-back of lamb chops and gravy or something idk
>>158338015she was doing the karaoke during one of the timeouts with the heat down 20 points
AVRA
FYI Lebron don’t need to play all 82 games.
>>158344607castle is more of a man than dylan harper (cuck)
>Bucks refused to take two 2nd rounders from the Nuggets for Nnaji and one 2nd from the Lakers for KnechtNot ur trash heap
Green giant
Joel Embiid with 28 points, 11 rebounds, and 10 assists. Washed, and holding the team back just like yall predicted.
>>158345398>noooo those are supposed to be my stats
>>158345398he even managed to jump up off the ground and dunk the ball It's quite literally over for the NBA
You now remember Chris Smoove
>Jokic cried because his team was getting booed by his own fans>Lebron told fans he and his teammates deserved to be booed after a terrible first half performancelmao
>>158344678>Warriors are already tankinglet the copes begin
>>158345398Check back in February.
>>158345821Never forgot
They really scheduled the Lakers at 2 in the afternoon
>early game today is the Lakers.thread over.
>Jaylen Brown response to Jayson Tatum: ‘He should stay ready at all times’Dark Knight coming for that Light Skin
>>158345821SplaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaash
>>158345842The LeBron Redemption Arc begins
>>158344756>>158345005That nigga JB really repeated that lamb line 3 times in the same reporter interview lmfao that nigga fake smart
Raptors-Wolves or Pistons-Sixers? what game to watch
>>158345842lebum can't tell the people who attend the games of a city that he doesn't live in to do anything
>>158346624I won't watch because i'll be sleeping. But if i were to choose, I'd say rapties vs wuffs. Duren and lebron will be out, so it won't be that interesting
>>158346624boy if you don't choose the best backcourt in the NBA.
>>158346847>lebron will be out,what? I thought he took yesterdays game off so he could play today
wtf is a backcourt
>>158346903Oh, that was yesterday? My bad. Then it's just Duren
>sure out 2 weeks with hamstring strainBeginning of quiet quitting
>>158346905the opposite of a frontcourt
wtf is a frontcourt
>>158347125the opposite of a backcourt
Looks like Embiid is playing today
>>158347258Source?
>>158347763No injury reports today
Miami will not make the playoffs this year
When Kawhi plays his first Clippers return game someone needs to fucking injure him. Tear his ACL, grab his knee, elbow him in the nose, pull him down midair, just do something to harm him. The fans deserve blood.
>>158344607>Castle weirded out by Mccain's painted nails>as they both are out casually shopping for women's purses together
>>158347258He's officially out
>>158347960One is buying purses for his GF the other one is buying it for himself
I ain't beefin with none of y'allBut I certainly got some lamb chops with some of y'all
THIS IS THE THREAD THAT NEVER ENDSWITH THE SCHIZO SPAM MY FRENS
>Dylan Harper is a leftyJust learned that the other day, we need more left handed players man we cant be defined by just fatass Harden
>>158338726Wait a minute....
>>158348570Manlet Brunson is a lefty
ANTISEMITISM
>>158348729Holy shit youre right hes literally me
>>158348776fucking goyimwhat are we gonna do bout this bro
Norman Powell obviously sucks and we shouldn't be surprised that this happened
>>158348776more like antishitterism hehe
Is pat riley really washed?
There's not a chance some real YN's are losing to someone called Jakob Poeltl
>>158349587Dudes in his 80s. He probably has dementia
>>158349600Timberpups are cooked bro sorry.
Last year Ime had 4 starters and no point guard and made it to the playoffs. This year he has 3 1/2 point guards. How the fuck did that happen?
>>158349587>is pat riley really washed?would you say no to a chance to trade herro for giannis?
>>158340091People typically get a new lease on life when you literally get away with everything and is perfectly set up to ride into the sunset. If Kawhi makes any noise in the playoff he is going to have is legacy remember as the greatest Craptor ever while only impotent non-existant Clippers fans will care about the shitshow was that the Kawhi/PG era.
Watching both the NBA and the WNBA is like watching midgets. I mean it's still entertaining, but the spacing is wack.
>>158345005JB7 really got Gaytumfags seething. Gaytum trying the fake nice guy shit and getting called out really got 'em mad.
>>158349826>remembered as the greatest Craptorit's funny but true.this is kawhi's legacyand it's kind of kinohe's more of Canada's guy than Nash or SGA
>>158349884Can't wait for the Podcast P appearance.
>>158349869Ayo ShartJeet Edwards when you goin back on his stream?
>>158349861The thing my brain has to get used to is that passes thrown down low do not end in dunks.It's like a basketball game with a roof on it. It changes every tactic.
>>158349984Why not lower the rim to 9 feet? They made the ball smaller and the moved the 3-point line.
>>158350108Because foids wouldn't be able to practice on male courts and title IX cucks will fuck everything up trying to accommodate both.
>>158350108I say the rim should be at 8 feet, and they all have to wear bikinis
>>158350171Instant billion dollar idea.
>>158349869He got people that used to say "Ayo fuck these buddy buddy bitches give me a nigga rivalry" saying>Gosh Mr Brown you don't have to start this with JT
>>158350462That's just CHADlen's aura, the brootal mogging of Gaytum in '24 is the real reason he was traded away specifically within the divsion/conference. They are hoping that Gaytum would get back at CHADlen but he knows that he is about to get GAPED again.
Why doesn't the NBA have END RACISM on their courts like the NFL?Do think they racism in America is over?
This entire thing has been>JT says something>JB responds>Everyone gets mad at JB
This is what playing with chokic does to a mfer
>>158350108Lowering the rim is a huge buff for tall players. Make it 11 for both sexes so we can have nba point guards again and wnba can have more normal sized baddies.
#uever
>>158350171all of a sudden, the women would be getting much closer to muh "equal pay" compared to the men's league.
>>158350737The NBA solved racism
>>158350761they become spiritually enlightened?
NuBA fans are so fucking cringe. This thread is proof
>>158350761That Denver bud hits different
>>158350761kek
>>158350721it'll be funny if one day Tatum complains about not having enough help on the team
>>1583509273 games with washed jokic and the depression is back
>>158350721He choked a 3-1 lead in the first round as the #1 option lol
>>158350761>>158350927
>>158350927spooky
>There's no beef, you know, Jayson comes from a wonderful familyReal niggas know this was the actual kill shot
>>158351378Everyone was immediately thinking the same, Jokic is finished and has been exposed as a fraud. Its fucking over. Washed at 31, grim beyond belief
these niccas funny
>>158351487fr, he's basically saying that tatum is a bastard
>>158351537>Deuce
>>158351537brown would be the king of /sp/ if he didn't go to diddy parties
>AJ is out againlol
>>158351642He saying he's a soft ass little mama's boy
AR15 shooting 66.666666% from the field rn
>>158352752based lightskin momma
children of single mother households are cursedsurprised there's so many in the nba but then again it's a black sport>>158352752
game time
rupture your achilles Luka you fat cunt
WOW this basketball team has a LOT of white people on it
the jazz showed a really nice pre-game video with all the walker kessler highlights from last season to welcome him back
jazz gettin whatever they want in the paint
challenge already lol
lukek donkek call overturned
KessLORD... pls do something
i was told this thread is lit when the lakers play
Who the fuck is Ziair Williams? Put Mamu in, Reddick you bitch.
this Jazz team is kinda nice.
>Ace Bailey-Peterson backcourttheyre either getting blown out or blowing out the lakers
i don't think kessler is the best center in the world
lakers look like a play-in team
Austin has done nothing but throw bricks
>lakers exposed by the jazzthis ain't yaxel and old ass currythis is Jackson Hayes!
ESPN still has Knect on the Lakers roster
>Luka airball
Mamu will save the Lakers.
jesus luka really just shot 2 fadeaway 3s consecutively
>>158354242>ESPN still has Knect on the Lakers rosterhow many times do I got to kill this nigga?
>>158354384shot it so clean you don't even see it go in
>Luka hits a fadeaway 3>crickets
>the lakers were frauds all alongdamn shit aint sweet when you play teams outside of cali is it
luka just outflopped SGA
>>158352752If you not a mommas boy you had a bad mom
>>1583545152/8
Is Reaves a bron baby?
ace>luka
playing in the luka memecentric offense as a roleplayer b like "alright let me get into my act- oh he's shooting an iso step back three again"
Utah on pace to score 191 points this game.
Is this how the Lakers play? Just watching Luka shoot everything.fucking hell this is boring to watch.
Ace Bailey embarrasing Luka, Austin and Kessler
>travel into a lauri 3sheeeit
>Lauri hits a buzzer because fluka travelled
who the fuck is Ace Bailey?
lol luka doncic (lakers pg) travelled when taking the full court heave and then the jazz inbounded it with 0.7 to go and then markkanen (jazz F) made a BS three off the backboard
>>158354755Dylan Harper's teammate at Rutgers
Not worried. My Lakies will come back to win
>luka is the only player with more than 3 points on the lakers
First Nico fleeced PelinkaThen DannyKWAB
why does bawbstin reaves have a superstar whistle
>Markkanen and JJJ are the ones to stop the Lakers
Brooks got belt
funny sequence of events
>>158354138Bronesque with that body language and hustle back
>defense actually matters in the nbawtf bros it wasnt supposed to be like this...
>>158355131JJJ?Markkanen?Bailey?Peterson? playing defense?
>the crushers of clippers>the whippers of warriors
Why are the lakers so shit?
New>>158355318>>158355318
Cmon showtime your supposed to win a championship
Real New >>158355390>>158355390
>>158351319Gayson fucked up the momentum and dynamics. Watch how far they get without CHADlen
