Coach Prime is getting anally raped by the team that went 1-11 last year
>>158335319Coach Assrape
Coach Primate
>>158335319I watched this game a for a few seconds back when it was 7-7.
>>158335319Oklahoma was due!
Ahhh no more holly rowe stop raping me
Why does the Texas grass look brown on tv?
>>158335319Coach Primerape
they drilled media training into him
>>158336341all the curry in the air
>>158336342
Based Arch leaving the piggy Holly just like Sark
What game we watching
What is this Utah Houston game lol?
>>158336341ESPN competency crisis. It’s really fucking hard to watch some of the cameras make it look almost black and white
>>158336375For me it'll be New Mexico.
>>158336381the power of the big12
>>158336375North Dakota State vs New MexicoHouston vs Utah
>>158336374This guy is gonna be a villain in the NFL.
Coach Prime ate a bad loss today
WHO WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ARCHIE RAWRRRR
>>158336400bro's watching like
>>158336385>were going to have another 10 years of mannings playing
late night cozy /cfb/ time.
>>158335319thank you based cowboys
Pootah should lose for having that number font
>>158336375>bufflers and lobosSo espn spent all morning hyping up Utah and they are losing 3-0 at the half?LOL
Aggies go undefeated with Weigman
New Mexico and New Mexico St are must watch tv
>>158336375Utah/Houston (((ranked))) matchup, so it should be good.
>>158336466Eh, Weigman probably gets probably hurts behind that line this year. He's probably worth an extra two wins though.
>ut wins>cfb diesKWAB
>>158336512They haven't even played football in decades
>>158336457Wait gameday was there they have been awake for ever then today
>>158336512sec football is awful
>>158336466Every true redass fAggie knows that we would inevitably find a way to waste him
>(((pass interference)))
>>158336512Hating Texas has unironically become the single unifying thing for /cfb/ I’m actually impressed my the sheer volume of the seething. No other team comes close
>>158336512I thought Cocks won that game?
>college kickers
>COLLEGE KICKERS
>Pootah kickers
utah's crowd is litty, this game is ass tho
college kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickerscollege kickers>college kickers
KEK what a dreadful hold>>>/ck/
flashbacks to LSU-Bama game in 2009
>fans in utah
>college holders
Arch is extra nice to Holly because his dipshit coach lacks any semblance of professionalism
>Kalani Shitake
Was Cory Chase and Abella Danger at the Miami game today? Did they kiss each other?
>>158336690
>people unironically thought memdad chamblass was going #1 overallthere are going to be so many nfl teams burned in the next couple years on meme black qbs from this draft
>>158336575I'm sure it has nothing to do with the hordes of /pol/jeets shitting up the place this season.
lol that Cincy back is like 5'4"
>>158336690Nah, arch was to fuck that fat pig slob.
Saturday, October 31st GamesArizona @ Texas Tech 12:00pm ABC/ESPNWisconsin @ Iowa 12:00pm FOXAuburn @ Ole Miss 12:45pm SECNFlorida vs. Georgia 3:30pm ABCArizona State @ BYU 3:30pm FOXMinnesota @ Indiana 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+Northwestern @ Oregon 3:30pm PeacockUtah @ Cincinnati 3:45pm ESPN or ESPN2South Carolina @ Oklahoma 4:15pm SECNMiss State @ Texas 7:30pm ABC/ESPNMiami @ North Carolina 7:30pm ABC/ESPNOhio State @ USC 7:30pm NBC/Peacock
>>158336718I really thought Deuce Vaughn would be a decent NFL player. Darren Sproles is the only manlet I can recall that was really good as a pro.
The other Utah logo was better, did the Ute tribe get mad about the feathers?
Kinda want to watch the second half of Houston/Utah in the bath.
I am seeing anti-James Talarico ads in Michigan. Make it stop
>>158336750>Minnesota @ Indiana 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+Gophers will win and get ranked.
>>158336750Why is the B1G still subjecting people to Iowa games? You don't have to put it on TV. That shit is a crime against humanity.
>>158336662Do you have any idea how long the lines get for dirty sodas??
>>158336710God I wish he would.
OH FUCK A CURRYNIGGER JEETCEL JUST FLEW OVER MY PENTHOUSE
>>158336752Woodhead
>>158336750>trick>treat>treat>treat>trick>trick>trick>trick>treat>treat>treat>trick
>>158336752>>158336809Wes WelkerJulian Edelman
>>158336821>half of the game was turnoversI wanted OT.
>>158336765not necessarily mad just that the university and the tribe couldn't come to a consensus on the renewal of their contract
Which team’s fans do you think have the smelliest shits? I’m going to go with UTEP or New Mexico State because they are supermajority beaner
>>158336839considering how fucking snakebitten his Nebraska teams were? good for him. I hope he savored it.
>>158336752MJD the bowling ball think he was on Jacksonville
>>158336852
>>158336847Ah, that stuff does happen.
>>158336852Texas because of all the Indians.
>>158336852San Diego State
i would still have sex with paris hilton, probably
>>158336856They are all over the fucking place, parity is working I guess?
>>158336826I'm talking 5'7" and under
>>158336852Rutgers
>>158336662Putting such a huge crop of loge seats right behind the end zone just looks so fucking stupid
>>158336876>storming the field after beating an overranked team that isn't even a rivalwhy?
>>158336868I forgot about Pocket Hercules
Underwood would've beaten Memediana
>>158336852Smelliest shit I've ever smelled was my ex gf's and she went to ColoradoSmelled like salty toothpaste mixed with dog shit
14 (((ranked))) teams lost today. Shows how much the (((associated press))) knows.
>>158336887>all over the fucking placeAll but one of them are in the SEC
>>158336901SUPER big rivalry between those two teams too. Must be something in the waters of Lake Michigan that makes people do that.
>>158336752MJD led the NFL in rushing the year Adrian Peterson tore his ACL
>>158336852Texas Tech. Rancid chicken-fried steak and herpes puss/blood combo.
>>158336780They buy ad space for the games where the candidates are running, even when the broadcast is national. Before it was during the Texas game, now it's Houston.
>>158336939there's not a rivalry there. you might have an argument for Rose Bowl with better B10 schools and USC and PAC, but not anything recently
>>158336923When the Rebels fallThe Horns rise A Hurricane gorges Blue Devils walk Trust the plan
>>158336921hot
Do any patels play collage football there ever been a jeet qb
wtf /sp/ee why did most of the ranked team lose today. whats really is going on
>>158336923The gambling experts made another killing with their predictions.
>>158336951AND A LITTLE BIT O' CHICKEN FRIED
>>158336992No. They’re weak, retarded subhumans incapable of achieving anything without scamming, and you can’t scam a football game.
>>158336992Not a quarterback, but Rutgers(?) had an Indian kicker recently
why doesn't that one guy have any eyebrows on the ABC broadcast?
in 2028 NDSU plays Oregon in Eugene. they need to recruit a team so they can go into Autzen and win
>>158336992not a QB but Rutgers had a jeet kicker a couple years ago
who has utah actually beat?
it's unreal that ESPN is seriously trying to glaze Arch after tonight
>>158337024>you can’t scam a football game.
>>158335319My Pitt ):
>>158336995over valuing prospects, over ranking teams, under ranking teams, over valuing players “highlights”, no good coaching, ref ball, sloppy players because of sloppy coaches and sloppy standards
>54 yard attempt
i'm watching utah vs houston i don't usually watch cfb but do offenses usually convert a million third and longs in a game like houston is doing?
>>158337092CW AFTER DARKDONT TELL MOM
>>158337058Your first mistake was giving her the impression that she had a choice
Kentucky Wildcats moving into the top ten.
I need you guys to promise, if you ever see me at Golden Corral, just kill me right then and there.
>>158337058
>>158337058>I worked up the nerve to ask the one in the middle out on a date.If she was interested she would have done this first. You blew it.
>>158337123okay
Took a shower at half time and shaved off all my body hair.
Jason Eck is an insanely good coach even if he’s a disgusting fatfuck. New Mexico is going to make the CFP and win a game without having so much as a NAIA tier QB the whole way.
>>158337058She doesn't deserve you, king.
>>158337123it'll be a murder-suicide because if I ever set foot in a Golden Corral my head isn't leaving in one piece.
>>158337153I used to shower with nair
>>158337153Interesting second half adjustment
I want to sextort this broad.
>>158337166And ill-advised. I did this when I was a teen and it was horrible. You have hair for a good reason.
>>158337153post body
>>158337058Don't cry anon, there are plenty of gay fish in the sea.
>>158337179what the fuck was that accent though?
>>158337165I've thought about but someone told me it burns if it drips down into your dick hole.
>>158337154We need another absolute unit HC since we lost Hammock to the nfl
>>158337190this, i did my balls once and it was itchy and slippery from my sweat. would not recommend.
>>158337214as somebody who Naired his dick and balls freshman year on a dare, it'll burn even if you don't get it in your dickhole. don't use Nair down there, that shit hurt
>>158337214it burns everywhere, not just internally
>we're getting a sequel to an all-timerYes fucks yes
>>158337213I don't know but I want to have sex with it.
>>158337240>I fucking cursed itDAMMIT GOD DAMMIT
>blocked PATholy kwab
>10 yard attempt
>>158337240was that the Sun Bowl game where that girl was giving her bf a handjob on the hill and the camera watched? a national audience watched that chick cranking it under a blanket
why do they insist on showing the >fg range at all times?
MWC commissioner talks like a native. bet I buy her long islands she is sitting on my lap watching pac 12 after dark before 8 o clock
Based Retard TE
Yikes...that was a bad tuddie for pooston to give up.
>>158337327Another excuse to pair it with an ad that also stays on the field
>>158337327humiliation ritual for the kickers
so nd is just dogshit right
>>158337372yes
>>158337372Always has been
the absolute state of the state of pootah
>Waving the flags again
24 team expanded playoff:>Oregon State>ohio state >texas tech>texas>minnesota>virginia tech >miami>duke>usc>ucla>NDSU>air force >notre dame>army>northwestern >indiana>tenn>lsu >ASU>Arizona>Pitt>Kentucky>Oklahoma State>Kansas
i love my rat looking mother fucking quarterback HOOK EM
ND needs a qb
>>158337434link the video you fuckwit zoomer
>>158337428So the top 8 get a bye to the round of 16?
>>158337434What an unredeemable unlikable cunt. She thinks because she had cancer, which like 96% of the population eventually gets some sort of, makes her a victim. Fuckin' fat bitch.
>>158337448https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2114202846132400295?s=20
>>158337434She prob just got a whiff of her upper lip
>>158337465>https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2114202846132400295?s=20I hate this repulsive fat hog, and she absolutely did NOT make a disgusted face, fuck off with this twitter drama dogshit, brownoid.
>>158337465thank you sar
>>158337465you clearly don't know what "disgust" looks like
I turned the volume back up on the houston/utah game and I instantly regret it. Commentators needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP with the pointless chatter.
all these incels thinking they're too good for holly lmaoshe'd make you all cream your jeans just by grinding on you
>>158337486>>158337481seethe faggy
>>158337491no fucking thank you
>>158337465>>158337481are arch fags schizophrenic?
>>158336910>Underwood>beating anything besides his meatPick one
>>158337481need more angles before the pitchforks are lowered
>>158337491Are we talking about holly holm, one of the only famous people to ever emerge from albuquerque, new mexico? Because yeah, sure, probably
>>158337465That wasn't about Arch, she just smelled an Indian.
>>158336839>>158336860>considering how fucking snakebitten his Nebraska teams were? good for him. I hope he savored it.Dude was elite during his first stint with UCF, and is looking elite in his second stint with UCF. It's time for CornCuckers to realize that Lincoln and the university are the problem, not their scapegoat coaches.
>the whole league is average or shit>byu and utah are top 10 teamsnil was a mistake
are yall watching the battle for the last g6 bid? ndsu and unm pretty pretty good
>>158337503Cope, retarded jeet.
>>158337545Gonna be UNM and Boise State in the MWCCG.
Bench Status: Ice Cold
>HOWEVER
>>158337545I love the cw
>ineligible receiverkek
CHICKEN AND WAFFLES DOWN AT CHIC FIL A
>>158336374Dawg.
>>158337595chinese weiner?
>>158337607>CHICKEN AND WAFFLESYou can get it, ALLLL DAYYYY
>>158337595CW manages to land some great games, dunno how they do it
>>158337621college wootball
>juveniles
they should have set gossip girl in either albuquerque or fargo
>>158337621no no, the c.w. formerly the w.b.
>>158337639>party goers >unruly students >misrepresented youth >masked individuals
When the fuck did the world population hit 8.3 billion?
>>158337639
HUGE pick six for the lobos
My Lobos :)
missed the Texas game cause I was banging my sister but the win makes my Buckeyes look just a bit better Go Nuts!
>>158337639>>158337652>>158337670>french student protestors
>>158337656this shit isn’t sustainable just like NiL
jason eck best demonic fat white football coach since rex ryan
>nsdPOOkek, faggots should have stayed in the FCS.
well /sp/?
>>158337583boise is in the pac 12
>>158337712Where do my newly ranked gophers fit in all of this?
>>158337712no pac12? eat shit bitch
>Utah says their rivalry with BYU started in the 1800s>BYU said it didn't start until 1922wut?
>PUTA
>b q b s
>black qbskek, cocky sumbitch just threw it right to the defender.
>>158337712Ohio State vs Notre Dame
Shuck and jive some more you fuckin' dipshit. kek.
dampier is unreal and i mean that in the worst way possiblei know street kids 3v3ing in two hand touch that dont make that throw
>>158337753>Notre Dame
okay fine ill tune in to see a black qb fail but only until the Lobos are back on
why do these mormon teams have all these southern baptists on their team?
I am sick of this meme nigger QB.
huge day for college football?
>>158337798lsu won from the poor play of their conference this weekend
Do you guys wash your feet when you take a shower?
>>158337824Yes.
>>158337824>Do you guys wash your feet when you take a shower?Yeah, I'm white.
>>158337824Why would anyone not do that unless you're crippled?
>>158337824even pee on them before I rinse them wash them
>>158337712Where's the Pop Tarts Bowl?
Is it really that cold in utah right now? people are in their snow gear.
>>158337830>>158337832>>158337837Ok, good. M-me too. I was just askin'.
>>158335319he won at the end of the day, too bad Deshaun came back and is playing well so his and his sons dream of the NFL will end at his rookie contract
>>158337857No it's 46° in salt lake
>>158337779I'm sick of all of them. The experiment failed. The game is dumber and slower than it's been in the past 20 years easy. It's boring and predictable with every single nigger or mutt scrambling at the first sign of pressure and running +3 yards out to the sideline just to throw the ball away.
>>158337864I let the soap run down my legs to my toes and wash em that way
This meme qb that pootah has should be sucking the cock of every player on their defense for saving his retarded ass tonight.
Well, I WAS going to watch the replay of the WS game 2, but of course this FAGGOT on espn just HAD to spoil that shit for me. god damn fucking espn.
lmao what the fuck was that snap by the bison
hahaha bi-sons.
>>158337897I'm sorry babe
CHINESE FIRE DRILL
>LOBO COACHES HANGING TONGUES OUT >LOBO FAN HOLDING UP THE LOBO BELT AND GETTING THE ZOOM
jej what a meme by utah
kek, sneaky fuckers.
Arch played nice with Holly. He has too. Sark created the enduring image.
Oh, shit. Big 12 reffies are starting to converse. This will not end well.
New Mexico New Mexico StateFIUFAUAir Force NDSUSam Houston App StateKentuckyI like these teams this season
>>158336351I’m gonna go watch porn now.
>POOSTONKEK
BANE?!
>poostain
POOSTON
hell of a sack how did the left side of the line miss him lmao
well that was anticlimatic.
FOOMBLE
that safety fucking obliterated Weigman lmao
That's game. BYU/UCF game of the day?
the stupid fucks didn’t have the bodies to block
>>158337959t’ain’t over quite yet m8
Uhhhh why did they score there?
Good defensive play design. Three O lineman were blocking one rusher
>>158337965App State upset is up there too
>it was 10-0
>>158337965BYU/UCF might be GOTY, it was pure kino
>>158337976Forces them to score and convert 2 to tie
Never understood why coaches don’t go for 2 there. Try to make it a 9 point game and fully end it.
>>158337977really slick from utah
>>158337993Yeah, but they could have taken time off the clock.
if Utah wins this game, they basically clinch the Big12 since they don't play Tech this year
>>158338003if they didn’t convert it then Houston would’ve tied with 7 and won with 8. Give up a shitty deep ball, and Houston says fuck it, converts and you lose the game.
>>158338017Or houston gets sacked by a blindside safety again and loses the game.
>>158337058Bitches on hinge will beat down your door trying to go out with you but you PUA faggots still spend hours every week in bars just trying to pull one phone number like it’s still 2003.
Is hawaii playing tonight or is this the last game
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158338033they played yesterday...and checked
Imagine if the NFL had this much indepthness with their review system when teams like the queefs get the reffies on their side every fucking game.
>>158337465I don’t think that’s a face, she’s just really ugly.
DRAGON.
POOTAH
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING BUTTS FOR MORE OVERTIME
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158337491She’s not even the kind of fat that comes with great tits.
DRAGON!
>game starts at 10pm central>possible overtime>it's already 2amkill me know
>>158338046Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>158337824I only wash my body once per week. I do my hair and face daily. No one has complained yet including the five girls I’ve fucked.
>blitz>winIt's that easy
>>158338063I wouldn't be worried if I were you
>>158337696World birth rate is 2.2. That’s perfectly sustainable.
>>158338078brianflores.jpg
>>158338011after how this season has gone you can't write anyone off
This houston qb sure loves memechucking the ball.
BYU deserved #1 this week. They bootyblasted ND while Miami needed OT to beat FSU. Too bad. Who knows when they’ll ever get that close again.
Galaxy brain stuff there from dampier
John Mateer looks like if Tom Holland was a neanderthal.
>signing female song saying “I dont care”
>>158338011they still play BYPoo and Zona
>>158337824Hell yeah brother. My bed don't smell awful because I sleep with dirty ass feet.
>>158338110If it’s the icona pop song that shit slaps.
>here's how houston can still win
Lotta hotties in that crowd
>not just taking a delay of game and then kneeling because there has to be at least one second off the clock if a play is ran.
>>158338127was hoping for the situation where the QB runs into the endzone and then throws the ball up in celebration
>bye bye byelet them cook
dude that nigger lacks so much iq he did that triple move running into his own guy and all that shit when he needed to burn one fucking second. retarded niggers find ways to amaze me each weekend
new to Utes, what's "holy war"?
good night cozy /cfb/.See you next week.
>no stooooormthank mormon jesus>>158338142mormon jihad
>>158338145cya
the big12 just doesn't carry the same weight as it used to
>>158338142Utah vs BYU. SLC is mostly catholic and Provo is all momo’s.
>>158338126I dont know the name of it but it goes nunnununun i dont care i love it i dont care. stupid girl song for gays if you like it
>>158338154I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGEI DON’T CAREI LOVE ITI DON’T CAREI LOVE ITI LOVE IT
>>158338153How is SLC mostly Catholic???? Are you just making things up?
>>1583381522026202920302051Good trends
Week Six>#1 Texas lost>#6 Alabama lost>#10 LSU lost>#13 Oregon lost>#16 Florida lost >#25 Pitt lost Week 7>#1 Georgia lost>#2 Notre Dame lost>#5 Indiana lost>#6 Alabama lost >#7 Texas lost>#13 Missouri lost >#16 Mississippi State lost>#18 Oklahoma State lost Week 8>#2 BYU lost>#7 Ole Miss lost>#8 Texas Tech lost>#11 Tennessee lost >#14 Houston lost >#15 Iowa lost >#16 USC lostWhat a fucking massacre in the rankings
>>158338175only really means something if you lost to a lower rank and/or unranked team. #14 houston losing to #10 Utah is hardly a note
>>158338152>dhampir
>>158338154>t. from the 70s
>>158338153I bet tyler robinson was a rivals dot com forums poster for one of these teams when he was 13
>>158338170>Very gay>Most Democrat voting part of the stateSounds catholic to me
>>158338275While I agree with you that urbanites fall into these categories in general, I have never met a single Catholic from Utah.Unless you are implying that the immigrant workers there are the Catholics? But I don't think they attend UU.>I am saying that I see the FUD here, BYUposter.
1. Miami 2. Ohio State 3. Georgia 4. Notre Dame 5. UCLA 6. Indiana 7. Utah 8. BYU 9. Kentucky10. Texas11. Ole Miss12. Alabama13. LSU14. Wake Forest15. Tennessee16. Florida17. Texas Tech18. Houston19. Iowa20. Boise State21. Missouri22. SMU23. Northwestern24. Arizona25. Oklahoma State
>>158338350wrong OSU at 25
>>158338350>15. Tennessee>16. Florida>two fraudulent teams usc just beat>didnt rank usc>lake of gamecock pride detectedpenis removal>INITIATED
>>158338275cringed
>>158338350>the city of the B10
>>158338385i meant to say lack not lakefuck im so drunk
>coach primateBRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMONKEY
>mfw i had utah -7
Every SEC teams hould be in the playoff
>>1583383501. miami2. utah3. ucla4. ohio state5. indiana6. georgia7. kentucky8. byu9. nd 10. arizona11. smu12. tech13. northwestern14. florida15. texas16. ole miss17. lsu18. bama19.tennesee20. missouri21. houston22. wisconsin23. usc24. minnysoda25 iowaits rather simple record then h2h as best you can then conference strength g6 dont count cause lol
your so gay haha
>>158338540forgot wake but chuck em in behind tech and drop out ioweya in before texas would beat them by 100 no shit
i think arch and sark have earned themselves another yeart, lifelong texas fan
>>158338350>>158338540nd would win 4 games in the sec
big 12 sucks fraud conference 0 teams in the platoffs lol
>>158338540>implying big12 and acc deserve seats at the table1 loss SEC and B1G teams deserve all the spots over undefeated Big12 and ACC teams
Rank 'em!
>>158338582okay then make it so they dont have a guaranteed trip to the offs under current rules these 4 conferences have a guaranteed trip implying they are equal
>>158338572yea just like every fucking sec team this year
Time to sell the team, Oregon Ducks owner
>>158338648is Nintendo buying?
Besides the Ole Miss armpit queen and the jeethorn student section, crowd shots this year have been underwhelming
>>158338669Was this staged or something?
>>158338734ikr no way this dorky kike with bitch tits pulls a bitch like that
>>158338734>>158338748Tall and white is enough to make brown girls wet
>>158338771he didnt kiss her because he wanted the chick next to her i reckon which is fair cause its his looksmatch
>>158338669The one on the left looks like she's about ready to check out too. We could fix each other.
>>158336548Translation: your whole life is awful
>>158339061ahh jeez now i gotta jerk off, what a mess
Big 1G power rankings: 1. UCLA2. Ohio State3. Indiana4. Northwestern5. Wisconsin6. Nebraska7. Iowa8. Oregon9. Minnesota10. Michigan11. USC12. Illinois13. Washington14. Purdue15. Penn State16. Michigan State17. Rutgers18. Maryland19. Vivek Ramaswamy
Dogshit performance of Houston in the last 15 minutes, including that holding penalty that killed the opportunity to score a TD. Now we don't have any more ranked win opportunities, unless Cincinnati keeps going, but I don't think we would reach the playoffs now.
michigan sucks lol
>My Dukes lose>every other good team in a bigger market also lostGlad no one will remember us not going for 2 when down 1 on the road with 3 seconds left
1. Miami2. Ohio State3. Notre Dame4. Georgia5. Indiana6. UCLA7. Utah8. Kentucky9. BYU10. Alabama11. Texas12. Ole Miss13. LSU14. Texas Tech15. Wake Forest16. Tennessee17. Florida18. Houston19. Boise State20. SMU21. Northwestern22. Arizona23. Missouri24. Oklahoma State25. Wisconsin
>>158337639Just FAMU things.
>>158337931>I AM DONE WITH THIS FAT HOG'S SHIT
What went so fucking wrong for the Tennessee Vols?
>>158340626classic let down game
>tfw you get more time
>>158340626still working the kinks out of Jim Knowles's defense. Same thing happened at Oklahoma State and Ohio State his first year at those places as well
I think Arch will be a good second round or late first round pick if he stays in another year. Should be able to land on a good team and sit a year or two. Highs are not bad, average and lows are too low.
>>158338785look at his reaction, these 2 are dating dumby
can webm bro make one of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UukYIM6z8CU, specifically the line man who just watches the ball go up in the air and come down and then lets the opponent pick it up and score
ROCK CHALK
BYU losing SHOULD cause ND to drop in rankings, but they won't because it's all bullshit and it's run by old retards that still think it's the 1980s.
>>158340626I had money on them yesterday. Refs erased 21 points off the board with penalties and South Carolina covered the -2.5 by the skin of their teeth. Really makes you think doesn't it.
>>158339714Minnesota just dominated Iowa
>>158341289>ROCK CHALK MIDHAWKS
funny how ded rocky top is
>>158338175Frauds everywhere!
>>158336876What an uninspired field storming
I'm a Miami fan, but I think Notre Dame is winning the natty.
>>158341989>t. gump
KENTUCKY IS WINNING THE NATTY
>>158342107>I'm a Miami fanno such thing
How the FUCK did Sellers score on this play
is 24 team playoffs THIS year?
>>158341178They were tracked down and interviewed. They were indeed a couple. They claim the kissing thing is a game they play with each other, which sounds kind of dumb and made up but people are weird so maybe they're telling the truth.
>>1583422610 team playoff this year. Everyone sucks.
>>158341989It's only the Huepel-era zoom-zooms who get on here and talk shit. This team was projected for 7-5 preseason, we are playing with house money for now.Fuck SCAR though you belong in the Metro Conference. Maybe ask big bro to let you in the ACC
>>158342324I do this with my wife, especially in public. getting women angry is the easiest way to get them wet
>>158342261Next season, this way all the 6-6 teams with a large market get into the playoffs.
>>158338562Shut the fuck up faggie. No true Texas fan wants to give sark another year. Did you not see us constantly making every special teams mistake possible. And getting 150 yards in penalties with some of them being just pure retardation like tackling a dude five yards out of bounds? The team has no discipline and they don’t respect sark. His offense is still shit too. They won the game because of the defense and the pure talent of the players. Raleek brown is awesome and made the game winning drive pretty much by himself. A lot of the offense works only because screens to Ryan Wingo are so deadly. Sark is good for a couple of “scripted drives” and once that runs out he has nothing. Also note the third quarter statistics. We get out coached at half time every single week without exception. You ain’t no fucking Texas fan.
>>158342525I read this in an indian accent by the way
New Sagarinhttp://sagarin.com/sports/cfsend.htm
Can anyone beat Miami?
>>158342618I'm a Miami fan, and I think Notre Dame is winning the natty.
>>158342606Don’t care. Im better than you and Texas is better than whatever shithole you come from.
Tank voo for call-een tech support, this is Dikshit Poona from Austin, Texas.
>>158342648I am brahmin saar
>>158342618Florida state. Probably half the sec
>>158342618Literally any mid tier SEC team. Missouri, Mississippi State, Kentucky, Florida
>>158342618>needing OT and fail mary throws to avoid losing to fsuAnyone can win this clown playoff but experts try and hype a new turd each week.
>>158340149>25. WisconsinWe aren't that good, USC is a fraud sqaud that sucks at away games
>>158342985Maybe but I didn't know who else to put there besides maybe Iowa. No one else really stands out.
>>158342618what are you going to say in a few weeks when ND does it? that they were lucky adn still haven't played anyone?
>Miami beats ND>ND drops 1 spotIt's going to happen, we all know it.
I still haven’t gotten over the blatant antisemitism from last season when Notre Dame was left out because Miami beat them head to head. That was inexcusable. Notre Dame played a much harder schedule, head to head isn’t meaningful at all.
>>158343317>>158343247see >>158343203coping has already begun
Bryce Underwood is going to be a Heisman contender after he transfers. Michigan's coaching this year and last year has been worse than just asking Grok what plays to run.
>>158343317I honestly don't even know why we bother with games anymore we should just give the national championship to whoever raises the most money each year. Just tell the fans to start writing checks and whoever gives the most money to billionaire jews wins the trophy.
>>158343317>harder scheduleDoesn't mean anything. It's based on rankings, which are fraudulent, so SoS is fundamentally flawed. If people cared about SoS, they'd ban P4 teams from playing FCS teams.
>>158343422Lots of people don’t realize how insanely good of a comp Vince Young is to him. They are like the same dude. Straight down to both of them being retarded. You can win a natty with Bryce he just needs to master about 8 different plays against every defensive scheme in the book. This will take a monkey like him several years but under the right coaching you can absolutely make him a championship QB.
Dave Aranda has been fired
This is a disaster!!! The brown beaners of Texas are being replaced with brown pajeets!
>>158344215Dan Lanning or Lincoln Riley to Gaylor ?
>>158344262Your shithole will never have the wealth, prestige, talent or culture of Texas.
My Illini’s greatest accomplishment this season is being a bad enough loss for another team that they fire their coach. Feels comfy, reminds me of how they were in my childhood
Texas is White outside of the Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Tyler, College Station, Lubbock, Amarillo, Midland, Brownsville, and entire Rio Grande Valley areas. So many ignorant anons on here don’t get this. If you just stay out of those parts of Texas, we are 100% White Aryans. So…don’t mess with Texas.
>>158344451Every state is 90%+ white outside the major cities. Only a complete retard wants to live in a major city.
>>158344262While I don't want either of them in my country Mexicans are way less intolerable than Indians
I thought Baylor was doing well a couple weeks ago
>>158344451Keep seething about Texas bro. I want to see how butthurt you can get! Thanks for reminding me of my superiority as a Texan. My very existence gets you absolutely boiling :)
Anyone who is from Texas in this /cfb/ thread or any future /cfb/ thread is automatically assumed to be a pajeet. So it is written, no takebacks
>>158344707Seethe cope and dilate. As a white Texan I am genetically superior to you due to my germanic ancestry :) and we know you’re brown chikaner lol
>>158344215After 14 years why now?They have to pay him $10 million to walk away, lol.
>>158344329The catch by I think his name was, Clayton was the best catch of the year I think. Ball was deflected a foot away from him and he magically scoops it inches from the ground. Insane
>>158344262I mean yeah Beaners are way more preferable to pajeets
>>158344800Germans are the pajeets of Europe but you aren't German, you're a pajeet
>>158344504Beaners aren't without their problems, but they assimilate, unlike jeets. They both serve the same function of underclass and wage suppression, but jeets are far more detestable and their culture is completely counter to ours.
>>158344321Texas is a dogshit, truck stop California
>>158345081>mexicans>assimilateWhat? They don't even attempt to learn English.
>>158345146pretty much it is nice in the winter though thats why i am here in the winter and elsewhere come summer the world is your home as a White man
GOPHERBROS
>>158345081>>158345156I think the trick with Mexicans is that they either lay low or engage in black-tier petty crime and gang violence, whereas Indians try to fit in because they think they're real people. Like with Mexicans the only time you interact with them is when they are playing music too loud or they are installing your new roof. Or every now and then they might break in your car or their 13-year-old daughter crashes their Accord into the side of your house and the police let her off scot-free. But with Indians they are all on LinkedIn trying to be thought leaders with AI slop, they turn in dogshit TPS reports then go blow up the bathroom so you have to go down to the tenth floor to pee. The Mexicans are a more abstract millstone around your neck
>>158345156Maybe in the most hispanic areas, but the ones I've been around mostly do and they obey the laws, are catholic, decent family people, etc.
>>158345412They would've gone to North Carolina if they didn’t choke to Syracuse lol
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>>158335319>1-11 last yearwho cares
>>158345412BACK STATUSSO BACK
>>158344451>t. never went to Beaumont It’s a mini Chicongo. t. half-White, half-Redskin texasfag
>>158342617>http://sagarin.com/sports/cfsend.htmYou've got to admire his commitment to reality, even if michigan and the ncaa do not.
>>158338572why would they only play 4 conference games?
>>158343317imagine bitching about something that didn't happen because you were preemptively assblasted and can't just accept that you were a shrill dumbass
Name one team with better wins than Texas: you can’t In a rational world that would make you a top 5 ranked team. But all of you are Neanderthals who weight losses as being way more important than wins for some archaic retarded reason. And the end result is you get shitters like Miami and UCLA as your top teams. What a joke
>>> New AP Top 25 <<<USC and Iowa unranked.Others receiving votes:Iowa 76, New Mexico 41, Cincinnati 11, Oregon State 10, South Carolina 8, Minnesota 7, USC 7, UTSA 1, Virginia Tech 1https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll
>>158346991>You've got to admire his commitment to reality, even if michigan and the ncaa do not.I mean if its true its true
>>158347284unfortunately every week is equal weight
>>158347316Missouri is a fraud
>>158347316why do we put so much stock in a bunch of media kikes who dont watch any football
>>158347316>>158347357
>>158347284what a homo sape thing to say lulz
>>158347316>Texas shits the bed against 2 unranked dumbasses >move up to 11 >BYU who beat Norte Dame dropped 6 for one loss and is now behind them
B1GSissies seething at Mizzou again lel*loses to Poodoo and Buttgers*
>>158347316>Don't play>Move up
actual rankings feel free to adjust for h2h and boom
>>158344491Yeah only a complete retard would want to live where you're within walking distance to anything you could want, where all the fun young people live, where the economic hub and thus all the best jobs in a state are, where you don't need to own a car and can save on car payments, insurance and gas, where rent is cheaper because the buildings aren't cookie cutter apartments built by developers and so where you live has actual personality, you're eight anon only a retard would live in a city, it's better to live in some rural suberb in the middle of nowhere where you have to drive 30 minutes and deal with traffic to get to anything of note.
>>158347316Basketball bros….HoosiersWildsharts BruinsLet us laugh at Duke for missing out
>>158347995If you find cheap rent in a city, it's because these are your neighbors
>>158348424>bumpkin polfag tries to fit in again
>>158347922>kentucky 3>alabama 8
Soon...
This is the most PAC-12 season we've seen since 2007. We just need Miami, Utah, and UCLA to lose very winnable games and we're golden
>Heads down to Bloomington to steal Cignetti
>>158347922>colley "matrix"This polling system has been an abject failure since inception
>>158349347She can try, but she's going back to the big city empty handed. Cignetti is currently in a literal perfect situation.
>>158347750Texas should be in the top 5 and BYU should be unranked. Your easy schedule bias is retarded
>>158347922>team A beats team B 70-0>team C beats team B 14-13>these are the same result in the eyes of the colley sytem knock it off
>>158349676>wanting to incentivize running up the score Fag opinion. Really good teams can get up by 10 points and just run the ball and strangle you to death. Looking at point margins favors certain kinds of play styles over others.
>>158347995yes, if you live in denmark or the czech republic it's great. demographics is all that matters
>>158349830jeez calm down palall i'm saying is treating a close fought game the same as a blowout is categorically bad math
https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/2026/10/florida-am-shooting-11-shot-including-children-outside-football-stadium.html
>>158350231You're trying to tell us that the nature of a victory reveals more about team quality than the scoreboard alone
>>158350232>homecoming celebrantsadd it to the list
>>158350316oh boy you're typing all buttoned up to win an internet argument epic styleall i'm saying if you're going to have a model, and your model doesn't factor in margin of victory, your model is deeply flawed if not useless.
>>158344815$12 million
>>15834481514? wat
>>158350714I was agreeing with you, retard
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>>158350881lol sorry i assumed you were the guy that called me a faganywaysCoach Primate
>>158347316>oregon state 10 votes>oregon 0 votesOregon is orange
>>158350911>join plodding, run-heavy conference>complain when you get plodded and run on
>>158351603Even the Ohio States and Penn States of the world spread to run lmao
>>158351498The OSUnion grows strongly weekly
>>158351758ontario state for me
>>158340149what is being done to wake forest and ucla is criminal
G6 bid pecking order update:1. Boise State if they win out2. Oregon State if they win out3. New Mexico if they win out and the winner of the Boise State/Oregon State game doesn’t win out4. UTSA if they win out and Boise State, Oregon State, and New Mexico all fail to win outNeed way too much help to list right now: Liberty, James Madison
Reminder that the only way a 24 team playoff is valid is if all 10 conference champions get an automatic bid into the CFP. Anything else is just ESPN using their deal with the SEC to promote and elevate SEC schools for money
>>158342324No interview, the kid bragged about it on reddit. It was a first date.
>>158352603UCLA's best win is Wisconsin. Fine, it's okay enough but not enough to surpass any of the teams above them save for arguably Indiana. Wake Forest is exactly where they belong, their best win is 4-3 Louisville and their biggest accomplishment this season was not getting totally plowed by Miami
>POV: you are a lifelong Texan and you shit on the sidewalk while visiting Nebraska
>>158349114I like that fit a lot. USC needs to pull the trigger
>>158347316>>158347922theyre scared of the Beavs
>>158355132More like sacred of lobos
>>158352779>Anything else is just ESPN using their deal with the SEC to promote and elevate SEC schools for moneyAre you new to college football?
>>158355555Are you new to ABC's multi year agreement with the SEC?
>>158347316>Wisconsin is rankedAPOLOGIZE
Only 2 absolute shitter games next week. Sad.
>>158347316>kentucky inside the top 10noice. im happy for them
>>158352779The Conference FCS champion does not need to participate to make it valid
>>158357022The only people that don't want the G6 champions in the playoff are those that are scared their P4 team will get beat by one.
Rankings are even less meaningful and more distracting in NIL-era where nobody has the depth to go 6+ games without dropping critical players to injury
Boise should be accepted by the Big 12
ball state beat sacramento, a classic MAC game. the famous ball-sac game
>>158357153No, we just don't want to see even more G6 cupcake massacres in the CFP after wasting most of September with those snoozefests. Go ahead and tell me how your heckin wholesome chungus underdog G6 teams have done in the CFP so far.
>sec shorts will have a cringe vandy pimp passing the torch to UK meme episode that’s completely unfunny
>>158358424and a quirky chungus to you good sir
>>158358448>ITS LE EPIC VANDY PIMP 3 YEARS LATER XD
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Does this really solve the problem?
>>158349648Texass can’t even beat Florida lol
