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peidalmeiras
sao peido
time mais mongolão do Brasil esse Vasco
Se esse caipira nao fizer gol contra o Corinthians literalmente eu vou xingar os caipiras todos os dias até o fim de 2026 mesmo que eu tome rangeban
Imagine having trikas as a friend IRL and all he does is talk about shit he saw in tiktok, the plans he will never commit to but keeps daydreaming about, eugenics, jews and palmeiras. At times he will invite you to play some shitty game in an emulator he swears is better than modern games but it's all a ploy to keep talking about how the other brazilian states are worse than san pablo and show you calleri tiktok phonk edits.
Boca destroyed the psyche of vaskek and são paulo
Inter caindo- Dificilmente volta pra primeira- dívida impagável- vai pagar por roubar 2006Vasco cair- Tá acostumado a cair- Com aporte da Crefisa volta tranquilamente- Vai lavar muito dinheiro na série B com menos fiscalizaçãoDificil escolha
>happy that vasco is winning>go buy some coquita to drink while watching the 2nd half>way too many people in the vendinha>come back after like 10 min in the 2nd half>1-2
>>158329922Vasco has been a pathetic simulacra of a football club since Petkovic's goal in 2001
Why is Vasco so fuckin useless
What did the ref mean by this?
vasco deu uma libertadores pro corinthians e ainda vai salvar os caras do rebaixamento
>>158330077https://youtu.be/WxnN05vOuSM?si=zqT-IO37gn_bIXny
>>158330077REMINDER
>>158330077>iron maiden reference>eddie is força jovem's mascotThe rig is in.
>>158330093Memepay nos tirou possibilidade de um PAL X COR na final da libertadoresseria tipo a guerra civil que estamos esperando há tanto tempo
>>158330077he's saying what everyone already knows: corinthians is the devil's team and vasco is god's team
Reminder Seedorf is against beans and linguiça de puercoOnly linguiça de vakita aka boi com penis
>>158330142Deus que me livre levar 4x0 do palmerda numa final de libertadores. Foi melhor cair antes mesmo.
>>158330212Feijão é uma merda. Só dá gases
https://github.com/peach-mitao/peach
>>158330220Palmeiras sem arbitragem comprada quase perdeu pro FLUMINENSE DO MARCÃO em casa
>>158329922and eventually galo
vasco
GOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOO
VASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARINOARINOVASCO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
VAISCO IS THE TEAM OF VIRATIONVAIXCO IS THE TEAM OF LOVE
I think Inter will pay for 2006. Their humiliation against Mazembe was part of it too
Cocorinthians is going down going down going down
VASCO BTW CARALHOA GENTE VAI MATAR A PORRA DO CORINTHINASMARINO FINALMENTE FEZ ALGO!!!!!!
holy shit kino game
COLOMBIAN EXCELLENCE
kekGoodbye Corinthians, it's time for civil war in Parque Sao Jorge. I'll tune to Band in 30 minutes to see if Datena will go live Also Meutimao might broadcast the riots too
>cogidos by MARINO HINESTROZALMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOGood luck to kekrinthians with promotion next year
SEEDORF SISTERS???
This is what happens when you don't eat beans
>>158330490Imagine Kekrinthians going to Serrinha for série B promotion playoffs against GoyassPure kino
Jesse Lingard 90+10
VITÓRIA VASCÃO!!!
ARERÊ, O CORNINTHIANS VAI JOGAR A SÉRIE B!!!!!!!!REVENGE IS SO SWEET!!!!!
AREREO CORINTHIANS VAI JOGAR A SERIE B
Coringãobros, repeat after meTIMEGRANDENÃOCAI
Other than Canal of Cereto, recommend me good Barolo tier channels?
corinthians and gremio are going down
I like the teams that have an Eddie flag
Vai tomar no cu CorinthiansTime vagabundo desgraçadoFilhos da puta
>>158330616Bottom of my heart I want Gremio to win all matches from now on and Corinthians and Vasco go to la B
>>158330626Baldasso if you're a InterfagFernando Gil if you're Flamerda
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158330630>coringa and gremio going go la b
>>158330647KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>1 goal advantage>decides to park the busIt never works but it is repeated a lot.
São KINOário
Reminder that the biggest collective avistation of OVNIs in Brazil was during a Vaixco matchhttps://cbn.globo.com/curiosidades/noticia/2025/05/15/maior-avistamento-coletivo-de-ovnis-no-brasil-aconteceu-em-jogo-do-vasco-ha-mais-de-40-anos.ghtml>>158330712
Tomara que o corinthians caia e nao volta mais time de preto bandido
say something nice about they/them since we likely won't be seeing much of them next year
AIEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME LULAHELP ME EDILSON PEREIRAHELP ME CBFAJUDA POR FAVOR
Marino Hinestroza my heroI apologize to Colombia
>>158330641I mean CorinthiansCereto is nice but I also want another one (no Craque Neto please)
fuck a.nal
Vasco vacilated, they should've played Boca in São JanuárioMaracanã is a garbage stadium with garbage acoustics and a garbage pitch
>>158330626Coringados for corinthiansAlo comunidade for botafogoAtencao vascainos for vasco(it was funnier in the past but some members left)Rodolfo gomes for santosResenha + ou - for mixed carioca teamsJornada 1902 for fluminense
>>158328249>>158329837Based
>>158330888Vasco wanted to play there, Conmebol didn't allow it
>>158330793No. How about we say something BAD about them?I hate their stupid stadium built in the middle of hell. It's hideous from outside, ridiculous from above and deplorable from inside. The black and white colours make it look like they should be sponsored by Halls. The entulhão looks exactly like what a caipira would think a modern and sophisticated stadium should look like.
>>158330834>loving fraudslollmao even
>>158330835Benja on TMC Sports, it's traditional radio but it's on youtube as well and he has the same Barolo energy, also he's a jew, but I like him.
>>158330925
>>158330974he scored twice today
signs....
>>158330974would a fraud do THIS?>but what about every other game he playeddon't care
>>158330999And if he was Ecuadorian he would've score thrice.
>>158330793I got mugged by a nigger wearing a paraguayan Corinthians jersey once, I hope they get relegated and declare bankruptcy
>>158330888>with garbage acousticsI heard boca hincha scream during the entire match with no issues
Ecuashizo on tears lmao
Chape btw
Corinthians has 1 draw and 9 losses in the last 10 games
>>158329770>be ferro>your rival has more leagues than you>more cups than you>more socios than you>a better stadium than you>+10 matches in the historial>their goalkeeper scored a hat trick against you (first and only time in football history)>get relegated to the second division afterwards>get relegated to the third division the next year>everybody stopped caring about you>still in the second division 26 years later>start a beef with platense out of nowhere because it's been way too long without a rival o algo>platense gets promoted to the first division>platense wins a chiqui tapia cup the next year>people who don't know much about football like women and young bover fans don't even know who you are at this pointthis club is even worse than gimnasia. there's no doubt in my mind. I don't care if they won 2 leagues in the 80s
where's my favorite kekrinthiano who calls everyone zé povin? i would like to know his opinion about the game
>>158331124if only Vitória had done the needful
Thank you Corinthians for firing Dorichad- Saved Sao Paulo's year- Will renovate in 2027 - By doing so rebaixated CorinthiansLooks like 2026 was good year considering all things... Marcelo Paz the nordestino helped Sao Paulo and fucked up Corinthians in the ass
>Brazil's Serie C, Maringá is champion, confetti appears on screen AND IN THE BACKGROUND A MASSIVE BRAWL BREAKS OUT ALL OVER THE FIELD.Audio: https://streamable.com/f19mlm>>158329770
>>158330888When you talk like this it almost sounds like Vasco aren't mediocre mandantes playing there. Or like they weren't relegated twice in São Januário. Or like Boca never beat them in that stadium.It's almost as if the problem wasn't the stadium.
>>158331124with a STAGGERING 3,33% percentage
Flubros???
>>158330999>>158331016>good in a random club, fraud in the NTmany such cases
Jewmerda ganhou com 2 penaltis roubados btw
>>158331179kek
>>158331158There's nothing funnier than a small club twister with temperamental issues.
When everyone is good at their random clubs but bad at their NT you may ask yourself who the fraud really is, and who is the one to blame
>>158331250are you the pekermemefag?
>>158331302No, that's Macaco Louco and the Millosfag
danuBio sisters...
>>158331256
Eu não tenho pena porra nenhumaeu quero ver as crianças corinthianas nadando em um rio de lágrimas
>>158331417This
flumipeido
O Corinthians tá caindo pra série B e o filho da puta vem me perguntar se eu vou votar em Lula ou Flávio. Na moral, vai tomar no meu do seu cu. Eu só quero que os 2 vá pra puta que pariu e que todos os envolvidos que estão fodendo o Corinthians também vá pra puta que pariu.
you're saying fuck off to the same guy twice
>doesn't say who he's going to vote for>votes for flavioevery fucking time
I wish I was as happy as that guy is right now
>>158331483Tá na hora do Corinthians cair, já segurou muito tempo com dívida de 3 bi
Fluminense is depressed
>>158331527me btw
>>158331572did they get dumped by their boyfriend?haha just kidding bros, homophobia isn't funny. tamo junto brother
>>158330701MANYsuch cases
Marcão bros what happened
Lula antes do dia 30 de dezembro vai dar por fora uns 3 bi pro CoringãoAté parece q vcs nao conhecem a peça rara
>>158331527yeah, there's this weird pathology that leftoids have that they can't see dissenting opinions without getting their feelings hurt, so they lash out like you slapped their mother in the face. More than once i just said i vote pt just so they don't throw a tantrum
>>158331016why didnt he play on tuesdays match?
Decisao errada pode destruir tudoDemitir Dorival = rebaixou teu time e salvou teu adversário
>>158331527>be wealthy>never vote in your entire life because you simply don't care about politicians and your life is never going to changehave fun vooooting in a fucking sunday morning retards
you don't have to go in the morning thoughbeit
>>158331859
>>158331150>>everybody stopped caring about younot true>>158331250colombians?
Corinthianos are feeling like this
four relegated teams is too much desu
>>158331997it keeps the entire tournament interesting. everyone's fighting for something
>>158331993Do you think being this passionate about sports is a net positive? The main reason i started caring about sports is so i can have something to talk about with normies
>>158331997we know jesurun, just shut up.
>>158332050If it makes you feel like shit like that definitely no
>>158331993I've never felt this intensely about anything in my life
>>158331997Four relegated teams is not enough.
>>158332050everyone needs something to invest their emotions on, and a group to belong to. might as well be a sports team
So did cortinas descendatinho or not yet?
mija ai seu cobarchi
>>158332163not yet but soon
>>158331997Promotions as >we used to have is kinoer and more entertainingfuck chiqui tapia
>>158331993i unironically think it's not over for curintia, seedorf still didn't win any matches but he's clearly superior to diniz, 2 or 3 wins + a few draws can get them out of Z4, seedorf is stil getting the rythm of the team, same shit happened to dorival and he's a shit coach
what does 13 mean in brasil? it's the new "faz o L" of the annoying petistas in my vidya gaemz
>>158332163I think it's over.
>>158332201Aquí tienes pa que me las beses kkk
>>158332050>The main reason i started caring about sports is so i can have something to talk about with normiesfor me the main reason is because it's fun but i agree it's a very normalfag friendly subject
listening to BTS concert rn
Exército do Lula
>>158332246we're earning some decent money next week thanks to those gooks
>MESSI ENANO LADRÓN, ESTARÍAS EN UN SEMAFORO DE ROSARIO SIN INFANTINO Y LAS HORMONAS, ENANO DOPADOYeaj, normie conversations are so smart
>>158332234it's fun for me too, but being socially retarded and unlocking the power of "did you catch the game last night?" is life changing
>>158332282their fans are crazy
>>158332323I say this
>>158332473me too
>>158332323he's not wrong you know
>>158330888At least Flamengo won't have to deal with it anymore soon, r-right?
>>158332323that’s something I always hear from someone who knows nothing about football and whose only “sport” to watch is F1.
>>158330007Inter 2006 was spiritual payback for pussying out against CAP in 2005
>>158332741man, some people really do embody the "football it's all they have" meme. i don't think i could care this much about any hobby in my life even if i tried
>>158332663only shitskins and normalfags watch the F1. trve pvre blood schizos watch the FIA endurance championship. there is nothing better than watching cars go brrr for 24 hours straight!
>>158332808That's why you keep losing.
>>158332741I wonder if the new playoff system will make it harder for clubs to come back. Imagine Corinthians finishing 3rd and getting resenha'd by Criciúma and Operário in two consecutive years.
Today we learned that half of /copalib/'s traffic comes from neurodivergent Brazilians who don't really care about football but wanted to make small talk with their coworkers.These same posters will probably spend the whole sunday talking about politics here.
>>158332913should've been obvious considering half the posts here are off topic
>>158332830>cars go brrr for 24 hours straight!not if your name is Nyck de Vries
>>158332957>talking about the thread topicsos puto or que?
>>158332913dying website, dying thread, might as well go to plebbit if you actually want to talk football
and the other half?
>>158333011black and ashamed
>>158332835how's that? please explain
Neymar red carded lol
Neymar bros...
>>158332913>reddit spacing
>>158333052no blood on your veins, but semen on your mouth lmao>>158333003>dying websitecan it die for real please, so we are free once and for all?
>>158333052If you don't give your 100% for your team how can you expect them to do the same for you?
nerman verguenza nacional
>>158333079>>158333082Does he have colombian blood ?
>>158333079>throws the ball at an opponent, gets a yellow>violently pushes Ceni, refs ignore it>VAR realizes he did a potential racism, gets a redhe really, REALLY didn't want to play against Palmeiras
>>158333173so because i treat the sport for what it is, a hobby, rather than basing my entire identity on it, I'm to blame for the 7-1 or some shit like that?
>>158333201>>158333206he's a subhuman monkeyvery low iq
Why did Neymar do it? Why did he say the m-word?
>>158333206>he really, REALLY didn't want to playFTFY
>>158333279because monicius
>>158333139/copalib/ shuts down but Foro Promiedos comes back
>>158333290He'll be playing with his sister's pussy all week while you make funny posts on /copalib/ home alone. Who's really winning?
>>158333341I still win.
This Portuguese teacher is hot
>>158333314i just want this site to die but (((they))) won't allow it
Bom dia so Macaco Louco eu quero comer profesora gostosa no vota Lula amania ele e velho
cala boca macaco -Neymar Jr
>>158333226Correct.
"Santos sem Neymar é como Tarzan sem Chita" -Neymar 2026
Nice gramado Santos
>>158333640then i will become the most passionate twister of all just so we can finally get O HEXA
>>158333620Hi, neymar. Are you signing for velez?>>158333612Esse cara ai ta certo
Neymar racista você não me representa
>>158333704Yes but you also have to twist for your neighborhood team, no double camisetagem allowed.
>>158333713nao. com o chacarita porque sempre fui torcedor do são paulo
neymar peaked when he whitewashed himself
>campaz
/ourgirl/ had fun
Odds pizzaEven nothing
>O vídeo do momento em que o Neymar vai falar com o Nestor, que não estava muito afim de papo. Depois volta, coloca a mão na boca e o Nestor fala pro árbitro.>como não é mais permitido colocar a mão na boca em situações de discussão, o Neymar foi EXPULSOKkkkkkkk
>macaco gordo continues to fund motoqueiros
>96 years of existence>never got rebaixated and never willI'm a Palmeiras fan but I gotta admit, São Paulo is gigante. Corinthians é time midiatico, por isso tem os olofotes em São Paulo, mas quem entende de futebol sabe quem é o maior do estado e do país (sem precisar de ajuda da midia).
>>158334514I’m paying their university bro
>>158334757>I'm a Palmeiras fansure you are trikas, sure you are
>>158335142Kaguyafag and trikaschizo are different people.
Today they will pay
>>158335434i know, but i wasn't talking about trikaschizo, i was just calling him a veiled trikas
>>158334433Neymar is a fucking retard, Nestor was in the right
why didn't the CRAQUIS hugorila souza e gui chimpanzé save corinthians?
>>158336771it's complicated
>>158336771For purely socio economic factors
>>158335705
anyway, palmeiras will win everything this year. mulambos on suicide watch
>>158333082AI, Lula hacked into the var feed. You can see the glitching and watermarks if you look close. Typical corruption >>158335970A snitch nigga; that's that shit I don't like
DESLIGA O HAARP CARALHO
Big things gonna happen tomorrow, good night copalib, fuck Abel Lixeira and we will get LA QUARTA next monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0quhrKobrI
>>158338318:Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB1YAsxETqs
>>158334351>ser destrozada psicológicamente por 7 hombresThat sounds like the opposite of fun.
What could've Neymar told to that Rodrigo Nestor guy anyway?
>>158338800That the sun is going to explode anyway so it's all for nothing
>>158338776Foid brain is wired differently.
>>158339398No wonder she was surprised about the replies.
>>158339403They upload pictures of their tits and get upset about men talking about them.
quem está certo Rodrigo Nestor ou Neymar?
>Neymar terá de cumprir suspensão no clássico contra o Palmeiras, na próxima quarta-feira, às 19h30, na Vila BelmiroAgora entendi o Neymar desde o primeiro tempo buscava o amarelo pra nao jogar contra o Palmeiras
>>158339415Society
river vs boca > real vs barcelona
>>158339599Bover as a classic is overrated even within Argentina there're better classics.
>>158339616that is superfluous to the argument I'm making.
For me, it's meupau fc vs union seucu sociedade do regatas.
There goes my hero
Bover vs. Indecing today
I always hated neymarEvery inch of my body. Even today he was wrongBut I'll admit he has balls to say he will vote for Bolsoberg. 99% of players are afraid of declaring who will they vote for.
>>158339669pena q é jogador mediocre, só jogou bem em 2023 pq o trikaschizo ligou pra casa da mae dele
is today the day the beans are decided to be white or black for the next four years?
>>158339944Will he actually go to vote?
>Neymar is actually very brave for [minor irrelevant shit]
>>158339967he did in the first leg
>>158339967here in brazil we judge people's based on who they vote forIf our family members vote for Bolsonaro even if we love them, we consider them bad members of societyIf they vote for Lula they are good members of societyIf my mom vote for Bolsonaro she is a genocidal if she vote for Lula she is pro democracy and pro human rights
the name of the family? favelinho da silva do falecemento
> Homem negro aparece acorrentado em ato de apoio a Flávio Bolsonaro AEUEHUEHAUEHUHUEHEUHUEAHAEUHEAUHEAUHEAUHEAUAHEUHEUEHUEAHUEAH
I can already feel the bean fart cope stink, if they brought 4chong down after getting buquibroqui by boca imagine what will happen today after they find out they have to go back to being slaves for free instead of beans
>>158340000What if they don't vote?
just got back from the border, voted for bolsorochi btw
>>158340061dont vote = half nazi half fascist
>>158340061you're either with or against me, that's the mindset needed to fight fascism
>>158340000Stop making shit up.
Jewish hypnotists created through paid journalism and paid politicians the idea we are always in 1922 elections in ItalyThe elections are between liberals and fascists. Even if we defeat the fascists, they will come back next 4 years
Pelo amor de Deus, cala a boca. Chega. Já deu.
Our next president already votedLule still in his bed reeking of the whiskey he got from Vorcaro
God is speaking to us through InterYesterday Inter had to play their 4th keeper>Rochet and Anthoni injured>Matheus Cunha banned for being too shit So this young new keeper brought hope to Inter, his number? 22!That is no coincidence, his surname is Jesus, you know who else was named after our Lord and Saviour? The man , the myth, Jair MESSIAS Bolsonaro, it’s a very clear message
>>158340167essa ai nao tem cara de ex garota de programa
o bolsão won.it's over.
>>158340167Presidento Lulo will be retired today,
Neymar posted this
>>158340724ele tá certo mas ele ficou chamando rodrigo nestor de bosta sem motivo nenhum.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHO’S WINNING
>>158340724Ofc a blue flag had to sissyfy the game.
You guys joke but if bolso loses the cope will be much bigger. Thankfully that won't happen.
Juan Camilo Zúñiga is the greatest hero of this country
>>158340724>throws the ball at Nestor after a normal challenge>nestor dives and Nerman gets a yellow>puteates Nestor for the rest of the game>approach him to puteate him some more>nestor pushes him and tells him to go away>puteates him covering his mouth>redNerman walked into this, how the fuck is he such a kwab mentally is beyond comprehension Also after all that he pushed Rogério Ceni and tried to beat Nestor kekHe should be trialed by STJD, 2 match ban isn’t enough
>>158340919they would burn half of brasil claiming that lula stole the election with a fraud. and you know what? they probably would be right because you have to be absolutely retarded to allow electronic vote machines so they kinda deserve it
>>158340919It’s always fun to see leftists coping with defeat after the results of an election come out because they feel it’s the end of the world. After Petro lost, I went to twitter and reddit, up to this day they are butthurt lmao. Imagine if perro had actually been good>>158340941Even after sparing nerman from the 7-1?
HOLY SHIT
>>158341040>Even after sparing nerman from the 7-1?Yeah because he almost broke his spine
>Flamengo = Boca>Palmeiras = River>São Paulo = Independiente >Santos = Racing>Corinthians = San Lorenzo >Cruzeiro = Vélez>Gremio = Estudiantes>Atlético Mineiro = Huracán >Inter PA = Newell's >Vasco = Rosario Central >Fluminense = AAAJ >Botafogo = Lanústhoughts? (I stole it from xitter)
>>158341115before 2020 palmeiras was Velez tier
>OMG BOCA IS IRON MAN AND RIVER IS CAPTAIN AMERICAwho cares nigga we are deciding the next 4 years of the beaners
>>158341130>they had only 1 libertadores and 1 shitty milk cupthat's more of lanus tier
>>158341115Flamengo-Boca makes sense.I can see what they were trying to say with São Paulo-Bojo, Vasco-Central and Botafogo-Lanús, but the clubs aren't that much alike.The rest makes little sense and seems forced.
>>158341115i think you should jump off a high building
there goes my cheiro
Already voted, no fuchibol today, time to masturbate
>>158341305>no fuchibol todaywe got you bro. can't wait for barracas-estudiantes rc
>>158341464>>158341374oops. I really have to stop posting while high, maybe someday
>>158341040The official narrative is that Brasil would have won the WC if Zuniga didn't kill nerman and Thiago didn't got that yellow
>>158341374t. Paquetá
>>158341522Wrong. The narrative is that we'd have lost 2-0 and went out with a hint of dignity.
Is Palmeiras really River?Palmeiras doesn't have paladar negro
>>158341040There's a new Petro scandal today >Petro was paying sex workers with state contracts Can't understand how there is people that love that guy, he didn't even do anything for the poor other than raising the minimun wage (which increased informality and inflation) Never voting a leftist EVER
>>158341464there's 13 copalibs in 1 of these matches
>>158341716I thought that was clear after Juliana Guerrero and gabriela muñoz (I hate this whore so much it’s unreal)
>>158341859Not even the same, nigga was actually getting girls from mileroticos to work at the government
Just returned from Florianópolis with my 17 cousins who all voted for Lula.
Good morning /copalib/I invite you today to watch the grand finale of Federal ASan Martin de Formosa versus Club Cipolletti15:00Estadio Juan Pablo Francia - San Francisco - Córdoba
>>158341872>your favorite escort didn’t retire, she’s working for Gustavo PetroLmao, I can’t believe people think they’re smart because they defended that retard
>>158334351argies have steaming hot with women like this all day every day and yet all they wanna do is complain that chiqui tapia won't give chacarita juniors 100 million dollars a week. what a sad, sad country
>>158341978Saludos desde Búzios, Lula presidente hoy y siempre (tiengo doble ciudadania)
Ajuda
>>158340198>22 el loco
>>158340879>Vinicius Junior is argentineBig if true>>158341643Neither does River depending the era>>158342088>Juan Pablo FranciaThat really takes me back
muchachos 4000 reales y una bolsa familia solo por ir hasta foz y votar a lula jaja. un regalo
>>158342819>Neither does River depending the eraYeah some people have told me paladar negro died after 2011 and gabigolazo was the last nail
>>158342819Bro, just look at the skin color. Ofc he is
>>158342819>Vinicius Junior is argentineHe's a Central fan. He only pretends to support Flamengo so that Globo won't boycott him.
Trikaschizo makes 1 comment off-topic about buenos aires safest neighborhood: EVIL BAN HIM!Entire morning of people off talk: beautiful, decent, good, amazing, friendship, very nice
>>158341643>Is Palmeiras really River?Nobody is nobody. That post is very silly and most comparisons make no sense.
>>158343354The off-topic activity is pretty much restricted to conguito puto and the election faggots, and it's not like we don't complain. The only difference is that instead of playing victim they just continue to make dogshit posts.
>>158343354Stop speaking in third person bro
>let’s talk about vasco, corinthians, gremio and inter again despite no novelties
Arruabarrena or Javier Aguirre should coach Vasco da Gama.
Serie A might be the only league in the world where big teams aren't systematically protected and can get relegated
If you don't want to talk about football, you can always do something else with your life or post on a different board.
Teve gol de cria da colina na premier league hein
>>158343720>he doesn't know
Ai você fala de um gol de um brasileiro praticando o esporte fuchibol e ele fala que não conta pq ele tem birrinha com fuchibol europeu (eles são melhores)Você é um hipócrita
>What is bro culture
>>158343761What? Fluminense? Yeah but still, is not like here or the boludao which is impossible a big teams falls now
>>158343805No.I mean, not just Fluminense. Big clubs have been saved on and off the pitch multiple times even in recent history. The only issue is that there are too many of them and most are shit, so it's inevitable that relegations happen.
>>158343894How? Different from some reff ball here and there?
>>158343722I’m here forever, suck a dick
>>158343944Operação salva [clube] didn't come out of nowhere. And, realistically speaking, the chances of a big club losing a decisive escritório battle over relegation are very slim. Coincidentally or not, it never happened so far. Botafogo proves that ending the league is easier than relegating a big club by escritório.
Bom chia /colapib/Who wins today in brazil
>>158344132Yeah I can get thar, what I mean is that there is a realistic chance a big team gets relegated every 3-4 years, even with reffs helping you. No other league in the world have that, either the competition system is made to save them with points average like most leagues in south America, or the difference in level and money is just too big that it will never happen like in Europe .
>>158344162There are no games today because of the elections.
Coritiba has to do the needful tomorrow and rebaixate Gremio already
>>158344265It probably wouldn't happen if we had fewer grandes, though. Thank God for estaduais being the top level of Brazilian footy until the 70s.
>>158344269Precisely
>>158344316Or if they decided that the Brasileirao is now a 36 teams league with only 3 relegations by points average of 3 years, it would never happen.I can get that the big teams are the ones that produce the cash flow but at the same time the excitement of seeing a big team lose their category is just too good
>>158344420>but at the same time the excitement of seeing a big team lose their category is just too goodI agree as long as it doesn't happen to mine.
Mi humilde opinión es que va ganar el que obtenga más votos.
>>158340198I already know what's happening next wednesday
>Milei: Felicito al presidente Lula por su contundente victoria y espero que podamos seguir trabajando para el beneficio de nuestros paises dejando de lado las diferencias ideologicas.it's so over
I'm bored. Fucking elections messing with sunday fuchibol.
>>158344734W-would you watch the Chiqui Tapião with me...?
>>158344751Only if the score isn't 0-0 or 1-0
>>158344765But those are the best games!
>lulafags are throwing the towell already
the good guys win again
>HUGE VASCO NEWS! They are “winning” in a minor trivial subject against Flamengo (They just won galactic cup for the third time in a row)
I hate data-fifaI hate Pedrinho BotoxI hate Leila PereiraI hate EvangélicosI have macumbeiros e caipirasI dont hate argentiniansYes, we are not the same. I am probably morally superior to you
Parabéns Pedrinho por vender o clube dos negros e operários para quem cobra 900% de juros dos aposentados
Gf said this is “raw” I’ll show her what’s raw later this is perfect
>>158344917esa vaca todavia dice muuu
>>158344888>negros e operáriosBiggest revisionist psyop of all-time. Vasco is the club of tugas trambiqueiros like that tuga trambiqueiro that tries to steal Jeca's land in the Jeca Tatu film
least uncivilized mono btw
UM! DOIS!NÃO VOU DEIXAR PRA DEPOIS!TRÊS! QUATRO!TÔ COM FLÁVIO BOLSONAROCINCO! SEIS!TÔ CONTANDO COM VOCÊSSETE! OITO!QUE É PRA NÓIS LEVAR DE NOVO!!!!!EU SOU DA TROPA, DA TROPADA TROPA DO CAPITÃO!!!EU SOU DA TROPA, DA TROPADA TROPA DO CAPITÃO!!!NÃO FECHO COM LADRÃO!!NÃO FECHO COM LADRÃO!!!NÃO FECHO COM LADRÃO!!!
>>158344917Pô, amigão kkkkkO boi ainda tá vivo, pô kkkkkkAí não, né kkkkkkkAssa isso aí direito kkkkkkkValeu, abraço!
r/brasil is somehow even worse than r/republica_argentina. how is that crap the main brazilian sub?
>>158344863hello bap
>>158344984Why do you know what r/brasil and r/republica_argentina look like?
>>158344917Delicia ainda mais com o coraçãozinho ali
>>158344999hatewatch in election days ofc. also r/brasil was raiding r/argentina back in 2023 because of milei
Don't tell TSE, but you can still watch footy today. There are Ligue 1 games on CazéTV right now.
O Vasco é o clube de tugas rentistas que nem cazé e aquele tiktoker que faz vídeo falando errado perto do pai que é professorNinguém explica como o cazé nunca trabalhou, eles são da geracao Rentista que já estava no fundo do poço nao São mais ricos mas vivem confortavelmente Por isso tem tempo pra fazer live, TikTok ou comediazinha merda tipo porta dos fundos
>>158344943Tudo é mentira no Brasil ja reparouVasco clube dos negros = de fato era o clube dos portugueses e judeusPalmeiras time dos anos 70 e 80 = eles ficaram 30 anos sem ganhar nada até a parmalat chegarCorinthians do povo = Ingresso mais caro do país
Rentistasbros we finally got the recognition we deserve
Mais um resultado decepcionante do Mister Filipe, empate em casa contra o Lille do Ancelotti Jr, no momento ambos empatados no topo com 15 pontos mas Lyon e PSG ainda jogam entre si e estão com 14
Rentistas são os nossos judeus, são as velhas senpaiílias Cazé bate no fundo do poço, começa a fazer live na pandemia, o dono de uma empresa de marketing vê isso e dá uma moral pra ele pq ele vem de senpaiília tradicional, cazé por sua vez emprega todos os seus amigos rentistas vagabundos, todos eles recebem dinheiro do instituto Ford, Daniel Vorcaro e Globo, é um ciclo sem fim
>>158345148>casimiro>senpaiília tradicionalBig stretch.
ojala macaco louco no se devuelva si gana lula
>>158345169Gay bars will be banned under Flávio and macaca louca will go back to Antioquia
>>158345148magina é tudo natural, a Rede Globo e Itau, XP e Crefisa lucaram umonte nos governos do PT porque o Lula deixou o inimigo "agir" para provar que ele estava certo
hj e 13 kkkk
I'm still drinking the delicious corinthians tears
>60% of brazilians are low IQ compulsive gamblers>95% of brazilians are football addicts>lula decides to ban bets literally the engine of every serie A football club these dayshmm what was his plan again?
>>158345169I don’t think so, only not making it to usp would make me consider returning >>158345190I doubt I’ll ever go back to Medellin
>>158345289Save kekrinthians from relegation by brankrupting the other clubs and giving them Caixa money. But his efforts won't be enough.
>>158345329isn't depay one of the best paid players in the brasileirao at the moment? corinthians has the cash but it's managed by complete fucktards
A China abriu 24 mil restaurantes onde ALL YOU CAN EAT é 2 dolaresO que a gente tá fazendo ainda no Brasil pagando 60 reais patinho pro Joesley Batista e 40 kilo da carne moida de segunda
>>158345355>corinthians has the cashYou fool
>>158345355>corinthians has the cashTheir revenue is pretty high but they're asphyxiated by large volumes of high interest debt. Or were, now that Caixa did a magic trick.It doesn't change the fact that they're managed by retards, but the debt is crippling.
>>158345355Corinthians is basically a pyramid scheme, they constantly go all in but instead of going bankrupt the creditor renegotiate the debt at bigger rates, there’s simply too much political power holding them together as shown by Lula pardoning a billion in debt within a couple of weeks
eu votei 67que candidato é esse?
>>158345598In a serious league they'd have gotten relegated to Série D over their finances.
>>158345633them and 70% of the current série A
>>158345365Isso aí é coisa do Lule que decidiu que a JBS deveria ser dona de toda a produção de carne no BrasilÉ simplesmente impossível começar um negócio competindo com os preços de uma multinacional que ainda por cima é bancada pelo GovernoSe você fizer tudo certo, vai chegar uma proposta da JBS, você rejeita e mês que vem a Anvisa faz uma visita surpresa na sua empresa e diz que há “indícios de contaminação” ou algo do tipo
>>158345619choose onehttps://youtu.be/-FXCd0Ard48?t=27
>>158345687nao tem jeito vou ter que ir morar na argentinase nao der certo pego aviao pra china ou indonesia
>>158345681Série B would suffice for most of them. Corinthians' situation is absurd even by our standards.
Damn, Neymala is kinda scummyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/JnesGRgQc9s?si=KX5nTmz0ZRBgSpKK
>>158345808>kindaLol
Não vou mentir galera estou começando a ter a impressão que talvez o Neymar não seja uma boa pessoa
>>158345808He's a national treasure and they're treating him like a regular player. He's right to be upset. Respect Ney or stay home
>>158346102This is all part of a plot by TNT Sports and Brasília to diminish his legacy and turn all Brazilians into Messi fans.
>>158345808the splash sounds me lol in real life
Brazil already got better players than Neymar like Didi and Jairton Honorato from 1963 Portuguesa Santista
>>158346295All retconned out of existence by the previous TNT Sports plot to pretend like football didn't exist before 1990
Clube dos operários sendo governado pela familia que empresta a 900% de jurosO Brasil é uma piada satânica
>>158342088if you can provide a stream i'll be more than happy to watch
Coritiba needs to do the needful
Oh you are not voting? I'll vote twice for Lula then.
>>158344295>>158346772Aren't you an anxious little guy?
Top 5 Brasileiros1. Dom Pedro II2. Nega Maluca3. Mauro Galvão4. Leonel Brizola5. Lito Aviões e Música Menção honrosa: Neymar hipotético
>>158346856Dom Pedro era judeuLito morreu casando com uma putaEle ficou rico e achou que ia se dar bemkikikiki levei vantagi
O Brasil carece de um novo Brizola
>>158345062yes, nothing is true, so we go by with narratives
Elections? Yeah, I went to vote this morning. I arrived early in my section and voted NULO. As I was getting my comprovante de votação, I turned to the other people waiting in line and shouted "ANULEI ESSA PORRA". The mesária looked at me and bit her lips. I knew what I had to do. I told her to come with me and I fucked her in the bathroom. That's right, I fucked the mesária. Had sex with her. Hot rough sex and came inside her. When we were leaving, the people waiting were angry and saying stupid shit like "isso é uma falta de respeito".You'll say I'm lying because you're a jealous gordo fodido.
>>158347107When is the manga coming out
>>158346754can't find a fucking stream, it's on LPF play but it's paywalled
>>158347107i can confirm all of that
just voted 3 times for bolsochi, these niggas just let you vote
de onde surgiu a historia de enfermeira ser viciada em sexo? Nao sao técnicas de enfermagem?Eu sempre achei enfermeira uma profissao de respeito cuja maioria ou era freira ou era senhoras religiosas e nao vagabundas de instagram
>>158347511found onehttps://kick.com/benja-mercado
>>158346754>>158347511you just can't watch that kind of matches anymore. it's too "irrelevant" for pirate stream websites and the LPF put a paywall 2 weeks ago. you are forced to listen to radios like in the 80s lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciFPHBfV2Vc
What is the TV channel of the right and the TV channel of the left in Brazil
>>158347738>you are forced to listen to radios like in the 80s ComfyI either go to la cancha or just listen to the matches while shitposting
bro nobody cares about that shit, boca is playing in a couple bings
>1 bong and 30 bings> A couple of bings
>>158347757globo for both
>>158347785>nobody cares about that shitthe fuck are you doing on /cipolib/ then?
>>158347785We're all watching Aldosivi x Belgrano.>>158347757No such thing, dear americanised conguito.
Depois da Reforma Protestante, muitas freiras deixaram de cuidar dos doentes. O trabalho de enfermagem passou a ser feito, em vários lugares da Europa, por mulheres pobres, de baixa condição social. Em alguns contextos era considerado trabalho “sujo” e de baixo prestígio (risco altíssimo de infecção, condições horríveis). Em certos períodos e locais houve sobreposição com prostituição ou com mulheres que precisavam complementar a renda de formas consideradas imorais na época. Isso criou uma associação inicial entre “cuidar de corpo de homem estranho” e “disponibilidade sexual”.Entao foram os proto-evanjegues que transformaram enfermeira em puta
gooool de tapia kjjjjjjjj
gol de san martinfrom a fucker named tapia of all names
>>158347948and even then none of them will fuck you
>>158347803Argies can’t count bongs or bings, beans on the other hand
if only brazilians knew how terrible formosa is. ruled by a north korean caudillo since 1983 who started a cult to his personality "gildo es bueno gildo es bello" while their population live in the worst province of the entire nation.also that club san martin gets money from public provincial funds.
Today /copalib/ picks my food for the game. There’s only one rule, you can’t tell me to eat cock or dick.
>>158348075penis then
Maria do Rosário, Manuela D'ávila, Luciana Genro, Érika Hilton, Andressa Urach, José Serra Randolfe Rodrigues, Alexandre Frota, Xuxa Meneghel, Joice Hasselmann, Fátima Bernardes, Andressa Urach, Anitta, Leblon, Barra da Tijuca, Bairro Jardins(SP), Luiza Trajano, Tammy Gretchen, David Brasil, Andrez Sanchez (ex presidente do Corinthians), Jean Wyllys, Benedita da Silva, Banco Itaú, Odebrescht e familia Safra e Moreira Sales.
>>158348043google only shows a swamp
Nigger keep giving money to motoqueros
>>158348082That’s a synonym of the only forbidden word >>158348155Motoqueiros aren’t all evil. They’re just beasts behind the maneuver
>>158348141https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gildo_Insfr%C3%A1nhttps://www.ole.com.ar/futbol-ascenso/san-martin-formosa-historia-primer-equipo-primera-nacional-b-gildo-insfran-apoyo-gobierno-grisel-cardozo_0_kZ6aQxv3lc.html
>>158348075>you can’t tell me to eat cock or dickeat some bolas then
>>158348207>won eight consecutive gubernatorial elections in Formosa since 1995damn nigga
>>158348201it is notcock is a male hendick is short for detective
>>158348333And you are my heart>>158348318Don’t count
>>158348333Dick is short for Richard.
>>158341115Bolsolulo is going to win.
Brazilians don't even have their own cheese, and no, queijo mineiro nao conta.
>>158348746https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requeij%C3%A3o
god damn i can't wait for this day to be over and all election tourist faggots to slowly go away
there was no chance they could win with those stank ass bean fart zesty gay niggas
>log in at copalib.com any time>macaco louco is leading the most abhorrent off topic discussion of all time (so far)
>>158348892Iktf, I felt the same way in the second round. It was really tiresome, at least se peda lost. Now we’re stuck with the incompetent lesser evil
>>158348746As a connoisseur what cheese pairs best with donkey meat?
>>158348892They'll keep talking about it for at least a week
>>158348956as we've been talking since forever because politics are in everything ;^)
>>158348956i know, that's why i said slowly, but as long as it happens i'm happy
copalibi is dead I’m like 3 or 4 different postersA huge matchday like the muslerazo barely consumes 2 threads Copalib isn’t cool anymore because it’s full of grumpy grandpas nagging you because they don’t like what you’re talking about or because the women you post are slightly overweight
>>158348990This>>158348927You should value me more.
You don’t like fuchibolYou like to complainAmargura consumed you to a point of no return
>>158348927and you'll continue giving him attention, therefore enabling his namefagging
>>158348990i'm grumpy because I don't want to see the 300th bolsolula post in a row in my SOUTH AMERICAN football thread?
>>158348892Sadly conguito puto will stay here until he dies of aids.
it's so over
>>158349155my president
hello there the fart smell of my nightmarethe fart stank in the base of the morro the unsuspecting stinking of bean farts in the valleywe can live like dani alves if we wantwhere you can always fart meand we'll have feijoadinha on christmasand in the night we'll wish this never smellswe'll wish this never smells
>>158349155AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CORINTHIANSBROS DON'T LOOKHIDE AND REPORT
>/copalib/'s candidate was not electedShame. Shame on Brazil for such barbarity.
>>158349220Can you do one of these Twin Peaks themed? I like Twin Peaks, thanks in advance
>>158349275Vanderlei Luxemburgo lost too.
What if depay causes the third world war to break out?
i ate so much ice cream i might die today, thanks for all the good times
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>>158349281I got one for you>twin beans
If you didn’t hate an internet character, you lived a great life
>>158329770can a brazilian put /copalib/ back on track and stop the bostalib nonsense? i won't use promierda either
>>158349321this
>>158349287You guys are decreasing the quality of your candidates. Ten years ago you had Jardel, now you have Luís Fabiano.
>>158349401Agarramela con la mano kkkkkkkk
>>158349401Cala-te judeu do cabelo crespo
>>158349401kek
>>158349423>grabs it whit his manoWhat now, smart boy
blueflags be like>the parrot's pussy!!!!and expect us to take them seriously
>>158349675Now give it a lil kiss.
>>158344917imagine being brown, kek!
>>158349832You don't need to Ahmed.
>tá chegando a hora...
tá chegando a hora...
>>158349999Someone started yelling already
UOCAAA
el conguito
Te rompo el culito
bodied that freak
today is the day of good guys vs bad guyslula x bolsonarobarcelona x real madridmay the good guys win always
>>158350428You forgot Boca vs Independence
>they will keep voting until midnight
>>158349832I don't need to, Ahmed.
what a shitshow, 3rd round incoming
>>158350742What? Why?
stream boca - independiente?
>>158351113>buses not working in key cities (São Paulo, Salvador)>voting extended til 19:00, out of nowhere>results already coming with ballots still open
>>158351113polls were supposed to close at 17:00electoral court ordered at 17:01 for voting to continue in the entire country until 19:00both candidates asked for it to be extended but just for states where harsh climate events or public transport shenanigans happened
>but just for states where harsh climate events or public transport shenanigans happenedretarded idea, either do it for everyone or no one
>>158351149https://strikeout.im/argentina-primera/1/independiente-vs-boca-juniors-streammake sure you use ublock or some kind of adblocker.
painful reminder that we live in the third worldnot even in senegal something like this would happen
>>158351550I agree but honestly no one was prepared for it to actually continue in the states where nothing happenedimagine the poor mesários who will now have to stay for two hours more. They should've just decided it before 17:01. Like they should never have left to decided at the last minute
>>158349401Just like the quality of our football.
>officially sanctioned STOP THE COUNT
>>158351640nigger you can't even point to senegal on map
>>158351640>senegalLiterally same country
you better make bolsonaro win so the petrobras stock i bought goes up and i get the trillion pesos (5 dolars) i need to eat this week
>>158351733I can, look *points to bahia*
Not looking well bolsobuds
>>158351786this is disrespectful to senegal
>>158351736>hurr durr bozonaro>hurr durr luladraoo estrago ja tava feito desde 1551...
Os judeus viram que o Lula ia perder e resolveram tentar dar uma bagunçada Tipo os 2 penaltis do palmeiras ontem. Só pra garantir né
>>158351733When I say this wouldn't happen in Senegal, I mean it as a factthey don't have electronic voting in Senegal
>>158351572thank you!
>>158351929hi trikaschizo, where's the picture of your stray bullet wound?
The poor mesários look like corinthians players All clueless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaoSWcHye1s
Gente aqui é fio de futebol e cultura latina
>fio de futebolmetade dos posts falando sobre a eleição
>>158352457>e cultura latinasays who?
At least try to make your posts football related bro
>>158352588>>158352588>>158352588
>>158352457>cultura latinaPowerful
Lulaberg fez aquela fraude gostosaFlavio cuck
