LuKEK editionPrevious: >>158311092
KEK based meme
>>158316711dubs confirmed it
The Blazers are demons but they'll get bodied in the 'yoffs
Ty Jerome is a sniper imagine if he was always healthy
>>158316706Whatever happened to the OgayZ skitzoWeap wya
Harper couldn't guard Amen.
>>158316706
Retarded faggot splitting threads btw. real is here>>158316697>>158316697>>158316697
>>158316747glad he left philly i hate that gay prick
Austroon begging for it
wemby is a BUST he isn't in anyone's head
>>158316769They should give the keys to Harper he'll be the real star
>>158316773lmao that cuck isn't doing shit
>>158316769he's 10ft tall but plays like he's the same height as an aussie
>>158316706Bam is holding Giannis back, they should've traded him last season.
OKC will RAPE the LACucks and LuKEK will go home childless and wifeless
we are going to start a dialogue
>>158316711stay thereread the memedon't runYou back
>>158316809Yung Jerome is a sniper
>>158316809Ty Jerome already outplaying Luka
>>158316809grizz got a decent team tbf jjj was washed
>>158316706Bye bye thread
Amen and JT bootyblasted the league tonight
>>158316835pleas we don't need the celticschizo to wake up
>>158316809Now compare his box score to SGAy
>>158316797NuBA is too zesty for me what's the difference between this and the wnba??
>>158316727>The Blazers are demons but they'll get bodied in the 'yoffsit's been 2 games....
jazz gon win da chip
>>158316873blazers*
The Spurs are gonna fire Mitch sooner rather than later, aren't they?
>>158316873my spursies...
>>158316876nah i had it right
>>158316877I like Luka and Brunson but I hate LA and NY fans so I approve of this message slightly
>>158316879As long as they don't DEI hire Becky Hammon
>>158316898That needs some refining but KEEEEEEK
>>158316879Who would they even get
>>158316706someone needs to teach wemby how to use his length
Taters carried the Tics btw
>Dalton KnickAha....
>>158316706Kerr needs to be fired, his style of play doesn't suit the modern NBAYou need to flip like OKZ
>>158316706outdated not funny anymore
>>158317006Shut up OKZaggot
Best Slav in the league
>the all-white Lakers are 2-0 and look incredibleThis is the funniest possible outcome, Luka banishing LeBron and making Los Angles the whitest team in the association, and then it actually working.
Chris Smoove
>>158317062It won't work
>>158317062>and look incredibleThey barely beat the Darius Garland Clippers
The Foreskin Clippers
this is a sport for black people
>>158317129You're blush
>>158317197gms!
Gonna be a slow thread after all the bans given out
i'm still here
The Miami Heat have allowed 259 points in the last two games, a franchise worst
>>158317455but tyler herro was the problem
>>158317455I feel bad for the Greek man, Bam is not a player you build your team around but the Heat are insistent on it.Klay just fucking STINKS.
>>158317019I love how little he gave a shit when he won a chip
>>158317467$50 million for two made shots and 5 fouls
>>158317474based
>>158317467klay was already starting from the bench when he was in dallas idk why they decided to make him a starter again, might as well start THJ and hope his chucking works
Klay got Space Jam’d, how do you completely lose your shot after being the best in the world?
Remember Bam punched Herro in the face for calling him out
they should've traded herro AND bam
>>158317646based fuck that wigger nerd
>>158316850there are fewer Y chromosomes in the NBA
I could go 2-11 from three in an NBA game
Vic got his shot blocked by Amen Thompson? KWAB
Spurs three/four guard lineup is shit
>>158317467>demand team fire coach>demand team fire coach again>demand team hire Doc fucking Rivers>demand team hire all 27 of your brothers and build a clothing store for them next to the stadium>demand team dump Jrue (Milwaukee's ONLY other defensive player outside of geriatric Brook) for Lillar>get injured every season now because you're the entire team's defense>demand team "do more" when they have no money and cause them to lose 5 first round draft picks via cap circumvention for a zero defense mediocre spot shooter>demand a trade to a title contender>pretend that everything is better in Miami and that you have a new lease on life>go 25-57Kek you get what you deserve. Fraudannis Fraudtetokoumpfraud.
If there are no dynasties to go through 2020s rings are less valuable than those from the 90s and 00s
unironically what's stopping nugshits from cutting both zeke and tyus jones from the roster to get KPJ
>>158316706Do the OKC Thunder really have gay orgies in their locker room
>>158318216He beat his girlfriend so teams are weary of him
>>158318205No dynasties just means all titles pre-2015 are invalid because there were so many plumbers and garbagemen on the rosters that any "superteam" that stacked 3-4 good players could threepeat.Prime Michael Jordan is basically just a worse Landry Shamet and wouldn't make a modern NBA roster.
>>158318240Jordan is Derozan with better defense, if Derozan is on an NBA roster in year 18 why wouldn’t Jordan be?
looking at the last 2 games, it's clear curry can still be a 20+ ppg player, do you think he can still make all-star?
>>158318205Warriors technically counts they had the same team since 2018 just without Durant + Jordan Poole
Should Curry just retire for a year? He's too injury prone to be playing dead seasons.
17 TO's in 2 games, fucking fat cunt.
Darius Acuff dropped 33pts the most from a teenager in Kings history
>>15831831727 TOs for the Laketroons in 2 games
Yaxel lost
You are now aware that Yaxel is the same age as Luka Doncic.
>>158318393and both are ringless bums
Hopefully the Aussie troon will be a trans of his word and stay out of this bread.
How did they get everyone except Tyrese Maxey to just start playing defense
Lebron is gonna dog walk the East again isn't he?
>>158318355he's in good hands. his development coach is darvin "DJ" ham Jr from the ham family
>>158318453The Craptors are the 2nd best team in the east and Kawhi will disappear with a fake injury before the playoffs so yeah. Lelbron gets a free trip to the finals just like in the old days.
>>158318453>thinking embitch won't disappear through injuries again
>>158318493Nice
>>158318393Luka ain't 24
>>158318502Lebron is used to his robins disappearing
>>158318355And I still wouldn't want him on my team. Undersized guard who plays 0 defense.
>>158318592>Undersized guard who plays 0 defense.yeah but NBA wouldn't be complete without this archetype
>>158318453And then get pissed on by shai
15 of Wemby’s 27 points are from the FT line he’s shooting 23/20/75
>>158318694Guy got sonned in b2b games by his 2 most famous opps kek
what the fuck is silver doing why is there not an early afternoon game today
>>158318894Better question: why is he even still commissioner.
you now remember yang hansen
>5 games in 1 weekfucking die Silver.
wuffs
if the 76ers traded embladdybasterd and got a different fanbase they'd be a rootable team
The motherfucking dusty ass Warriors. Shout out to Celtics and Tatum. Fade Knicks early and often. We're gonna bounce back today. Let's smash those bookies.>Bucks +12.50-2 underdogs playing 2-0 favs are 9-3 ATS since 2016. Bucks aren't as terrible as they look on paper. They can score, averaging 220.5 pts in their first two games. Winless teams that scored 125+ in their previous game are 10-6 ATS since 2016.>Nets +11.5Double-digit road dogs early season (first 20 games) with 3+ days of rest are 24-14 ATS going back to 1995. This is just too many points. Remember Cavs were one of the absolute worst ATS teams last season.>Rockets-Hawks u227.5The under is 5-1 in this series going back to 2023. Rockets were 17-11 under last season when coming off a previous win and under. Both teams on no rest, I don't think we see much scoring in this game.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>Darius Achuck Jr>AJ Didnotplaya>KIngston Faggot>Brayden Bustries>Caleb Wilson
Don't bet at all. It's designed for you to lose money. All of those promos and advertisements aren't made out of the kindness of their hearts.
>>158319108These draft classes are getting worse at a faster rate than Bron is. He's gonna be top 50 until the league goes bankrupt.
why isn't ben simmons on the kangz bench with the team hanging out with my boys raynaud, leaky and nique
>>158319193yeah youd think a "generational" draft would have a few NBA ready players
>>158319214LeBron was a generational draft pick back in 2002 and he still isn't NBA ready
>>158318371he should calm down before i rek him with a meme i got locked & loaded that he won't ever recover from
We really need to kill all stat nerds
>>158319412If you can't hit a 3 and have a 7 foot giganigger who can get to the rim at will then why the fuck are you taking 50 fucking 3s. Holy shit I hate the nuNBA so fucking much.
Tyler Herro is a white punching bag
>>158318371His trajectory is similar to Knecht. The team will eventually figure out why he was a 23 year college athlete
Surely Denver beats Pelicans that are on a b2b at home
nba stat nerds vs hoop fans is a hilarious rivalry
>>158319412They just got lucky we missed 37 threes or we would have won!
HBD
>>158319622My favorite people are the ones who see something that is egregiously against the spirit of the rules like LaMelo's 6 step and say>Here's why that's legal and why you should like itand then they post clips like this
AVRA
You know what you never see anymore? Great teams with high draft picks. You used to see that shit all the time thanks to the Cleveland Cavs but it just never happens anymore. Closest you get is an off year for a normally good team, but you never see like an ECF participant with the 4th pick
Heat have this and are still trash
>>158319784thats what happens when your starting PG is Davion Mitchell
no cap?
Ceiling of the white boy Lakers?
>>158319784>>158319479>>158319412Great game out of the greatest modern scorer of all time
>>1583198992nd round at best. Goober, Jokic, Hark, Adams/Sengun will shut down Kessler
>>158319799well yeah duh, both of those cats are alive
>>158319784>"put me on a contender">the contender gives up the whole team to get him>now the bucks are the heat and the heat are the bucks>>158319899they could win the chip if they stay healthy and get a mickey playoff bracket. they're probably too small to handle okc but luka beat okc before with a nico harrison team so who knowsbut the floor is also very low because if one of their guys gets hurt they are done. and all three are injury prone. maybe sexton could step in for reeves but kessler and doncic are irreplaceable for them
>>158316809interesting...
>>158319088Also, I want to try a little something different for my parlay fiends. I've had good luck in baseball doing these small plus odds parlays. Try this:>Embiid 25+ points/assistsBelieve it or not, Embiid averages 28ppg/11 rebounds on 2nd night of b2b. LeBron load managing tonight, so he won't have to fight him for rebounds.>Maxey 15+ pointsAgain, with LeBron load managing, Maxey should get even more opportunities to score.>Trae Young 10+ assistsHe's averaged 12.5 through the first two games and the total for this game is 244.5, meaning books are anticipating a lot of offense.This should get you around +125 and actually has a good chance of hitting.
>>158319794they could get GAYBE
>>158319412>luck adjusted score
>>158319412all that just to say that the pistons are better than the heat. fucking faggot nerds.
wemby better get his shit together tonight
>>158320213i done been known bout the luck adjusted score actually i'm the one who made it up in the first place
>>158320581he didn't even turn up to the playoff games, goofies
Orlando Magic star Paolo Banchero has sustained a low-grade right high ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN. This injury diagnosis typically carries a timetable of 4-to-6 weeks.oof
why does KAT always look like this when he posts up
Heaties really thought Giannis, Bam, and a team that was a perennial playin team in a weaker east that was gutted to get giannis would be a top team in the league because of spo or something lmao
>>158320838Worst training/conditioning staff in the league ong
>>158320874maybe that's just the face he makes when he's putting force into something
Do you feel bad for giannis?
The modern NBA is dogshit and I will never watch a game for the foreseeable future. That said, this general is like a hot shower after the faggotry of /nfl/ and especially /mlb/, so bless you anons.
Acuff Jr is throwing blood gang signsits over bro
>>158320874Is New York gonna wear the gold all season? I hope they have the nuts and guts to do it. I really want someone to break out uniforms that say "WORLD CHAMPIONS" like that one NY Giants team 120 years ago
>>158319846That block was filthy as fuck, amens a scary guy.
>>158320356flagg vs wembiiii looks like the big game of the day today
>>158319794I thought Miami had the best scouting department and could just sign G leaguers to fill in the gaps
>>158320874
Why does steph choose to rot on the warriors, hes done enough for them
what does he even do?
>>158321659wilt
>>158321538lmao
>>158321659Thats Mr 83 points to you
So sick of this ref bias against my ducks
The spurs look terrible. Man I love castle and Harper and Devin… Wemby is just not what he thinks he is and it’s gonna hold us back. I will like Reed and Q when they get minutes but the rest of this roster needed upgrades and this organization was too passive in the offseason. Tobias being the only move is lame AF
Skitz really died and nobody cares
lakers fans slowly backing away from this snowime team. Looking like the 80s celtics
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>158318443They must be giving LeBalco extra EPO.
>lebron resting vs Milwaukee ahead of Sundays match up vs Detroit
s-surely the Heat get their first win against the hornets today, r-right?
It’s impossible for Banchero & Franz to be healthy at the same time.
Steph can’t carry a team anymore
>>158319899hard to tell, anywhere from 1st round exits to a finals appearance seems possiblethey've only beat the warriors and clippers, but on the other hand in both of those wins luka played careless and like shit so kinda hard to fully gauge themkessler being good isn't really a surprise, the biggest surprises are ziare and thybulle, they've both looked great, laravia and his new shot looked good for the 2 seconds he played, so hoping he can come back soonso far only real need looks to be a backup center, I doubt looney will be able to keep up when the pressure ramps up
Who will LeSciatica be giving the backdoor stare to tonight?
Suggs apologizing to the whole fanbase and then still being ass is a pretty good bit, you have to admit
According to Stathead the most Field Goals Attempts in the first 2 games to start a career since 1975-76:1. Darius Acuff Jr: 50 ()2. Ron Harper: 473. Kevin Durant: 454. VJ Edgecombe: 415. Dikembe Mutombo: 40
>>158321138fuck nonever forget the bucks were like 30-13 and he got adrian griffin fired because he wasn't a pushover
>>158320874that's just the photographer taking 40000 shots then picking the one frame that tells the story he wants to tellu didn't fall for it did u?
>>158320874he's dominican and even worse, he's from jersey
>>158323299Damn Acuff cuh, pass the ball.
Thank him for inventing this sport
>>158323299Why was Dikembe taking 20 shots a game at any point in his career?
who we watching today
>>158323665Valkyrie vs Dream
Orlando Magic same old basketball, might as well extend Johnathan Isaac
Giannis could be playing with Tatum…but he said fuck it I’ll play with Bam
The Miami Heat through their first two games:Giannis: 35.5 PPG on 63% FGEveryone else: 73 PPG on 36% FG (12 players combined)Miami traded their entire team for Giannis, and now their entire team is Giannis
Here we go again...
>>158323665heat @ hornets and then rockets @ hawks (someone's 0 has got to go)
>>158323665College football
Kobe not even a top 5 Laker
This guy is good he just needs to stay healthy
Yo Brooks imma need you to get into lindbergh's ear
Kessler has the same wingspan as Aday Mara so the Lakers are equipped for Wemby
>>158324049if yaxel gets sonned tonight his career is overthat's the thing with talking shit, u have to win at some point, and when ur talking this much u have to win right now
>>158324022Yeah top 5 Lakers are1 Slava Medvedenko 2 Mark Madsen3 Kurt Rambis4 Alex Caruso 5 Adam Morrison
>>158324299Sandro Mamukelashvili
>>158324299Based.
>>158324299>no mention of steve blake or chris kamantrash list
>>158321983The guy honestly just stumbles everywhere
>>158324444Gotta win a title to get on my greatest Lakers list son
>>158316877Yeah, but did Brunson ever reach top 500 in Overwatch?
>>158324444holy quads
>>158323598That was back when the Nuggets led the league in scoring and finished with the worst record
>>158324490Sasha Vujačić
What happened to Hugo? The Celtics aren’t even giving him minutes
>>158316747WHYS HE SO ZESTY
>>158324572He won in life by getting to bang prime Maria Sharapova
>>158324648yawnpiss trade failed so they stopped pretending like he was a valuable asset let alone good
>>158321211Either you missed the 80 /pol/ posts from the last thread or the other generals are generationally ass
>>158324730I thought he was in their plans. He was one of the main guys in the preseason games
For all the Hugo hype and seemingly media attention its weird how they don’t even play him
>>158324748Nah there was only one poster and it was the OP of this thread. Not sure how he didn't get banned to be honest. Then dumbfuck OP started a new thread after another thread was already made
Alright if the Heat don't win tonight, I'm afraid Giannis might go defcon 1, Putting up 35+ points in two losses might make anyone go insane.
Luka: First place in the entire NBA and undefeatedYaxel: Never won a single NBA game in his career and on pace for 0-82. Also got punked and humiliated on national television in front of millions
>>158325106also Yaxel: Made Luka go 1-6 when guarding him as a rookie in his first game.
Not even Wemby the Thunder now have a Jokic stopper. Jokic hasn’t been held to 13 points since his rookie year
>>158325134yaxel should try making his team not lose by 30 since he's so good
>>158325311the whole world can see that GS team is ass bruv.They'll be lucky to make the play ins
How does Victor Wembanyama get his shot blocked on a potential game winner????????
>>158325134Also Yaxel: needed 7 years in college just to get in the NBA and not even the first pick despite playing against teenagers
>>158325571Cuz he a bitch ahh nigga
>Luka makes you seethe so much you make being a yaxexual your new personality
why is this dude crying over yaxel so much lol
>>158325571If he was a few inches shorter he wouldn’t be in the league
Funny how Yaxel's entire NBA career is going to be summed up with getting a halfcourt shot on his dome after talking a lot of trash
>everyone pointed at yaxel and laughed>but anon pointed at yaxel and said, "my hero"
>>158325637>Luka goes 1/6 on Yaxel>that one shot is the one that matters You don’t think you’re a little biased?
I remember Ruben "Kobe Stopper" Patterson running his mouth then this happened. This was the last game of the regular season and Lakers would win the division title because of Kobe Stopperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79y_YCkHhso
>>158325664Motherfucker when you search for Alton Lister tell me what it says. Until the end of time Yaxel will always be punked for life for getting embarrassed like that
>Yaxel's career highlight is holding Luka to a team best +31 and having the whole internet laugh at him
>>158325698I don’t even have to use Google to say Reign Man wasn’t 1/6 on Lister that night
TateGOD thread BTW
kicking my feet and giggling knowing yax getting that brooks bantz tonight
Imagine a random player being hyped as a Wemby stopper because of their height and then in the 1st game facing him and nba career thats what they do
>>158325720it's ok he gets to play the worst team in the league tonight so it's all up from here
>>158325742Well see you don't remember when Lister punched Shawn Kemp in game 2 just like how nobody is going to remember 1/6. They'll only remember the 1. The Lister Blister was game 4 and that's the only thing anyone ever will remember of Alton Lister's career. For fuck's sake the fucking name is Lister Blisterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GaAWdHwsw
>>158325843aura
>>158325861Or that player isn’t any kind of star and his only advantage is the mobility for his height
>>158325860I wish NBA would go back to allowing taunting. It was so much better when they'd get revenge like this and taunt the guy back
>>158325860Poster dunk by an all time dunker is always going to be more memorable than a jumpshot/heave in a regular season blowout game. We’ll see anon
>>158325843Aday Mara? I don't get it
How many times did Tim Duncan go 1-13? Face it Spurs fans it’s over
>>158317862Maybe if you played 82 game bricking up shot after shot, in one of those games you would get 2 to drop.Dwight Howard could hit 3's in practice. Doesn't mean he could hit them in a pro game
>>158325932I knew he was a fraud from his first preseason game. I thought it must be some kind of joke but he learned how to dribble some
when wemby stops doing his kd larp it's over for the league. We keeping receipts
Why is everyone calling mitch a shit coach?
>>158325995I’m 6’1 245lbs and used to play varsity basketball, if I get 11 shots I’m hitting at least 2. There is no difference between me and Klay at this point
>>158326002*Summer league
>>158325134>>158325664ask brandon knight on how "insignificant" one shot/play is
I will always defend Wemby against you zionist pigs
>>158326072Why didn’t Wendy defend last night?
>>158326070Ask Knicks legend Frederic Weiss as well
>>158326029Good luck shooting a 3 with nba defenders in front of you. The gap between the best defender youve ever faced and luka is 10 times the gap between luka and kawhi.But i am rooting for you to get a contract
>>158326072whats wrong with being a zionistpersonally I think he can still contribute to a winning team
>>158326136I feel like if I was on the floor I’d be wide open until I hit a few like 2k
>>158326029>6’1 245lbsholy fatso
>>158323598He had an underrated offensive game, i still remember a Hook shot he scored over Shaq.
whats the deal with Branden Carlsen
>John William Rogan was 8 feet 9 inches tall and was pulled by a wagon with goatsWhat would he average today?
>>158326029>There is no difference between me and Klay at this pointKlay is 4 inches taller than you and weighs 45 pounds less. That's a notable difference
>>158326406He looks a little malnourished
>>158326406>8 feet 9 inches tallBiblical giant ahh
>>158326070lebum came back from it
How do we fix the Miami Heat?
>>158326406>could not walk or even standIn the modern NBA he's still grabbing at least 10 rebounds a game.
>>158326406He would completely take Wemby out of the game
The man ranked 1st in the current MVP rankings Team record 2-0 Average 36.5 points, 59.6% win rate
>>158326694Ty is invited to all the cook outs in Memphis.
>>158326511Hope they start playing better... And if that doesn"t work, rebuild.
>lakers new sideline reporterChopped or gagged?
>>158326837not nattychopped
Did the Knicks just get lucky?
>>158326493yeah because that's lebron you disingenuous faggot, he's got hundreds of accolades, records, and dozens of his own momentssomeone like knight doesn't have any of that, and yaxel has even less as a rookie who just started out
>>158326837Too thin
>>158326837Girls like this are so fun for sex. You just pick them up and use them like a fleshlight
>>158326837I've never seen her before but she did something to her face and likes weird
>>158317862Maybe, but they'd hunt you all game on defense and you'd get dusted by NBA level offensive players on repeat
LeBum never recovered from JJ Barea destroying his fake legacy and humiliating him in the Finals
>>158327086I feel like they could hide me as a post defender à la James Harden, I’m shorter but stronger than most NBA guys
>>158327135So LeBron losing in the Finals is bad but Jordan going 1-9 in the first round without Scottie and Phil is…. good?
>>158323598his rookie year they wanted him to score
>>158327243Never once did Michael Jordan lose a series he was the favorite in. Meanwhile LeBum has lost 3 times in the Finals being the favorite alone 11, 14, 15. Then he lost to Denver in 23, Phoenix 21, Minnesota 25 while being the series favorite. You zoomers are so fucking stupid trying to argue with people who watched this shit as adults
>>158327394That’s where you’re wrong, I’m in my mid 60s and LeBron is the greatest to ever play specifically because he’s never lost a Finals series he was favored in
>>158327243You disingenuous retard making up fake narratives and numbers. Double check your fake facts
>>158327457I'm 120. Kick rocks kid you lost. I fucked your mom and grandma
TIL Mark Eaton is the greatest shot blocker of all time? Wah
>>158327457>LeBron is the greatest to ever play specifically because he’s never lost a Finals series he was favored inHe was favorite in 2011, 2014 and 2015. Go fuck off now now just like your fake GOAT narrative
How do Lebronfags reconcile this
>>158327603Fun fact Mark Eaton was guarding Kareem when Kareem broke the all time scoring record
>>158327638>B-b-but he only had 3 Hall of famers on his team not 4!
>>158317474same. I made sure to upvote every post that I saw about it.
>>158327638I saw the new LeBron philly nike ad on opening night.Talks about how philly is a tough city and winners city.But there was a key line in this Nike-LeBron adIt ends with "If we lose, we get back up" or some shitIt's rare to have sports ads have "defeat" baked into the productThe copy-ad writers room, fully expects failure from lebron, and wrote a line to spin itLeBron Lose JamesMan, he loses a lot.
>>158317474He should of because he probably won’t win one again in Denver
For me it’s Knicks legend Jeremy Sochan
>>158318357>>158318317>2-0
>>158327890>won a ring and ended up in the g-leaguewtf...
Brandon Miller is lucky that nobody gives a fuck about the Hornets to perform thst poorly lol
They be making up illnesses for bron like nothing
>>158327180How short? If you're th 6'1 250 pound guy you're probably slow as all hell, they'd still dust you. Even then, being fat doesn't mean you're "stronger" especially against guys like Durenz Sarr, Davis, Kat, Jokic, Gobert etc. i've been at open gyms with D2 players are they are literally never missing, blowing by everyone and dunking every other possesion. I can't even imagine what D1 guys would be doing, let alone NBA guys.
>>158327906>played two absolutely awful teams
You can tell who are the retarded zoomers because they post stats instead of watch the games. It's how their low IQ brain tries to reconcile what they don't understand by watching
>>158327890WE MADE IT MA
>>158328002>Spends his entire Saturday shitting on LukaBrother you've been at this since 8am. Give it up because you look fucking pathetic. Your ass should have been banned for pol posting in the last thread
>>158327976They're on a back to backThey play the pistons tomorrowIf it wasn't early in the season, other guys would have mystery illnesses on the first leg of a back to back as well Those other guys need to get 65, can't waste up the sick pass this early, might need it later
>>158328037the fuck are you talking about?quiet on the creek ass nicca
The Miami Heat threaten to play Basketball tonight
>>158328083>Guy asleep during all the NBA games tries to argue online about games he didn't watchWhen did you realize how low IQ you are?
>>158324985KEK You're still mad I win
>>158328112I got shit on deck PUSSY.
>>158328126See>>158328112
>>158328144See >>158328126
>>158328143do you know the scores before you watch the games?
>>158328143>Admits he was asleepTop kek
>>158328183you think I'm staying up past 1am to watch two irrelevant teams?
Why is this faggot in our thread? Ahmed go watch your own gay ass "sports" after you pray to your cardboard box
>>158328241>He's so cucked he watches American sports
Yaxel
LeBron weirdly feels more like a 76er to me than a Laker…yall feel the same?
Giannis wasted the last 5 years of his career on a shit team choking and embarrassing himself and playing hard to get and this shit is what he settled for dawg...
>>158328278Played good against the Suns think he had 13 rebounds, still makes no sense the Warriors didn’t take Mara over the 24 year old future journeyman
>>158327890he can still be saved
What would've been the best team for Giannis to go to?
>>158328596Celtics still would have had enough for a run if they traded Hugo and Baylor
>>158328596unironically the Lakers
>>158328596OKC or Spurs.
time for the heat @ hornetsi hear bam has been doing mikan drills with a'ja wilson before the game so i expect a HUGE performance from him as they try to get their first win
>>158327890>alleged lockdown defender who's quirky and reddit loves himhmmm sounds familiar
>>158328596lakers, literally all they're missing is a big 4only problem is yawnpiss would have to defer and let luka or AR handle the ball, and we saw how well that worked out with dame
Ant and Melo are uniting lightskins and darksins to end the craKKKer menace once and for all
>>158328889But lightskin niggas are more feminine
>Melo's number gets taken by Jokic>His Knicks time slightly overshadowed by the two months of Linsanity being all anyone really talks about regarding the '10s Knicks>His time on the Knicks definitely overshadowed by the 2025 Knicks team>Goes out sad on the failed superteam LakersWho did Melo piss off for this.
um Heaties....?
Imagine being an Orlando Magic fan
>>158328481I swear
>>158328596He should have just waited until he was a free agent to sign with another team instead of forcing a trade to happen but he is too low IQ to think of this
>>158329066>oral daleyneed a pronunciation on that asap
NAZZZZZZZ REIDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>158329066>>158329257chase bad bear and notorious grooms robbed of 1st team
>>158329281But not Ryder Bush?
>>158328796The Lakers have nothing they can offer Milwaukee aside from Reaves and Reaves had no intention of doing a sign and trade to Milwaukee
>>158326406 holy Kino Transportation method
shannon spake is 50 now but still looks good. kind of reminds me of kristen bell
>>158329304both of those on their own are relatively common plain, whens the last time you heard a mr grooms or mr bad bear called at the doctors
>>158327983I’m 240 and powerlift, the thing about players today is they don’t get in the weight room. I’m not saying I could start in the NBA I just couldn’t be pushed off my spot in the post
A reminder Doc Rivers is one of the best coaches in NBA history.
They lied for years an said jordan never stacked his team or RECRUITED ANYONE!!!On top of that jordan NEVER PLAYED A GOOD TEAM IN THE FINALS. HIS HARDEST COMPETITION WAS UTAH JAZZ. GTFOH!!! Byron Russel ?????John Stockton the second best player???
How was a manlet guard like IT still able to average nearly 30 in the modern NBA?
>>158329400They actually do anon, it's just they no longer lift for weight and they're more focused on repetitions
>>158329494Magnets
Run+dunk man washed af
>>158327509I already knew this. Nobody would ever admit it though
>>158329494For me it’s Muggsy Bogues. Drafted in the lottery at 5’3 that nigga must have been really balling
I've talked to a lot of pro athletes in my life and have an idea of what their training regiment is like. In the offseason they go all out in the weight room and do a lot of strength training to be ready for training camp. Once the season starts, they'll lift before practice just to get warmed up and keep some muscle strength, but they're more focused on the team skills aspect once the season starts
>>158321438>flagg vs wembiiii looks like the big game of the day today>Mavericks' Cooper Flagg out for home opener with mild left shoulder sprainhe ducked it
>>158319088I'm gonna add on to this because I didn't realize Steph and Draymond were out today.>Warriors +9.5No Draymond doing cardio. No Steph chucking. Suns are in a big look ahead spot as they play the Thunder on Monday. This is a lot of points.
>Warriors 0-3 incomingCan't wait to boo Yaxel in his own stadium next week
Real Knick fans are not gonna panic over the 0-2 start. It’s 80 more games
>Mavs don't have Coop or Kyrie.fucking pathetic, Wemby getting a free win.
at this rate, Miami will have nearly 60 freethrow attempts to Charlotte's 16
technical fouls for those thugs portis & miller at the end of 1Q
>>158329188If he had done this, he would've lost his bird rights. He wants to get paid while playing in a low taxes state.
I can kinda see the vision with the hornets but they're placing an awful lot on Kon and Coby
>>158329745Brandon Miller's contract is going to hold them back
>>158329494Brad Stevens is the greatest coach in history
>Giannis getting punked by Diabate.
>>158329771Moussa is a certified demon
Why is Brandon Miller shooting so poorly as soon as he got an extension?
>>158328596blazers
>Bam has two travels already.
>>158329847In every other pro sport, as soon as someone gets paid they don't try as hard so don't be shocked to see this in the NBA. The New England Patriots had a 18 year championship window because they refused to pay anyone. It's easier to replace guys in the NFL, but you get the idea
>>158329876Hes trying to be aggressive
>>158329405he's like the lebron james of coaches
>>158329935Yep, teams win in spite of him and teams choke because of him
>2/3 woman refs
>>158329935>>158329943
Why doesn't Miami just le run and jump better?
Aja Wilson must be secretly a man or has a Y chromosome
I bet on Miami to win it all. How fucked am I?
if kalkbrenner played for the lakers he'd be in the hakeem/kareem conversation
Amen
>>158330005not looking good bruv unless Giannis starts playing selfish again cause these niccas suck.
>>158330005Tough to say but it seems pretty unlikely so far anon
dont know if you losers heard but I am a hornets fan now
Heat got worse. Spoelstra is officially on fraud watch alongside Jannis.
>>158330005dependshave you tried applying for disability checks on account of severe retardation?
>Klay airball
>>158330010Wemby is such a punk
Larsson can’t win with these cats
KK? Grayson? Liam? Fontechi? what is charlotte building
>>158330086>Pelle Larsson
>heat culture
Not playing Hannes Steinbach or Liam McNeeley. Why even draft them?
riley had a good run but time to take him out to pasture
Cryami Weap "fans" really thought they had a contender with Giannis and Klank Thompstain KWAB
They should have an NBA team in Baltimore.
>>158330197What would they be called?
Daily reminder, this is a 3 point league no matter how much you don't want it to be.If Heat shoot a good percent on 14 from 3But Hornets shoot a good percent on 22 from 3Guess who is winning right now regardless of famous star power....but rebounds. Yes, you need more opportunities to take more 3's than the other team.
>>158330207Baltimore Clippers
we playing unselfish tonight bros
the heat are going to need a lot of undrafted white guys to save their season
It’s Flaggs and Kons fault for why they’re keeping these players on the bench
>>158330207Baltimore Vultures, to keep with the bird theme the rest of the Baltimore teams have. And also I want a team that are called the Vultures. Shit would be cool as hell.
I see the vision. Maybe this Heat team just needs time to gel
I've seen enough. It's time to star Pelle
I looked at Kesslers draft class thinking he went at least top 15 He was a borderline 2nd round player
classic
>>158330262They messed up the fusion dance and now they have to wait 30 games to try it again.
>>158330405This guy Giannis and Bam are would be a scary big 3
Darius Acuff is going to save the Kings
>>158330429
>>158330258Yeah they gotta pick that gay ass name because the king of all birds is already taken by my Bakersfield Condors
>>158330467his first game was horrendous but this one was a bit betterstill remains to be seen defensively though
I’m beginning to think that the NBA would just prefer if white players were completely out of the league
How's the number one pick looking so far?
>>158330587um he's hurt chuddy
>>158330472lmfao
The nba don’t value they white people like they should
Naz Reid, I miss you buddy :(
>cold
holy shit the heat
>>158330492Yeah cause no team has ever reused a name before
Remember when Mike Brown got fired from the Lakers after like 4 games? Spo you better lock in twin
>>158330467Darius Achuck
bam adebayo subbed out of the game 2 minutes in the 3rd quarter for bobby portis. that seems strange
It’s time to admit lamelo was holding the hornets back
I need me a Nubian queen.
>>158330645Nowadays you can't bro, you'll get denied in the trademark office. They blocked Wahington from using RedWolves in the NFL
I will never rate Gianpiss 2021 ring :)
>>158330075They had him training with the monks like he was Kareem
>>158330654Brown had to go on a whole coaching training arc after that shit. Went into the time chamber as the Warriors assistant coach and came out a new man. I've never seen a coach lock in like that and actually change his shit up for the better.
>>158330699All 2020 and 2021 rings should be stripped and given out to emergency health workers
See, every ring is a mickey mouse ring for every team I don't like, and every ring is the hardest ring for every team I do like.
WHY ARE WE SO ASS
>>158330731As a Lakers fan and emergency health worker, I accept my championship and immediately relinquish it to the Lakers
Who is even on the Hornets?
How bad is Jeremy Sochan? Nobody wants a 22yo 6’9 3 + D
Is Sion James, Lebron's kid?
>>158330387He was buried on a team where Day'ron Sharpe was the backup center and then transferred to a team where Jabari Smith got all the credit
>>158330770theyre paying this guy $200m
>>158330771Probably has a bad attitude. Polish people aren't exactly the friendliest
Brandon Miller is nice with it.
Drafting Steinbach #10 just to be your 3rd string big is a choice
HUM DIDDLY DEE
>getting blown out by the Hornets
>Heat about to go 0-3.
Bros how do WE fix the Miami Weap?
>>158330770Naz Reid appears a solid starter
OH. MY. GOD. This hornets game.
davion mitchell is always going to be just "6" ft
>>158330771What do you mean? He was just drafted #1 overall in the g league draft lol. Why the fuck does the g league have a draft?
>>158330753No refunds
>>158330844That NCAA championship game got him millions cause hes been shit shince getting drafted
Giannis is getting clamped up so badly lmao
why are the heat so bad?
What game to watch? Spurs/Mavs, Wizards-Bulls, or Cavs-Nets
>antennadoodoo
>>158330812Steinbach should average a double double his rookie year
Miami needs to cut all these overrated vet roleplayers and go dumpster diving in the gleague for some dawgs again
damn theyre just chucking 3s and making all of them
Shitty team blowing out even shittier team
yeah I'm thinking giannis is out of the top 5 convo
>>158330968Miami used to find random undrafted G-Leaders and turn them into atud all the time. They've lost their touch
>>158330961I believe in his game, but he can't do that if he's buried behind 2 other capable bigs.
>>158330983
>>158330992Turn them into studs*
>>158330981Everyone paying attention to the Hornies knew that was always the plan this season. Hornets playing 2030s ball while the Heat are playing 2010s ball.
>>158330983Hornets are a top 4 team this year
>>158330957i gotta refill my hopium by watchin the spurs beat up the hospital mavs, line is -15.5
jannis bwos...
>>158330957Of those choices… go to bed?
>>158331060I just woke up
>>158330686Wildcats
>>158331042Top 4 in the draft maybe kek
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Was Lamelo Ball the problem all along?
>>158331104Hornets are 1-1 you stupid fuck.I'll smash your face in you moron.
>>158331104they got naz so it was a win win trade
>>158331000Who Naz Reid that’s a big that shoots 40% from the field?
Gape lamelo glazers
They need to make Naz Reid better in 2k
>>158331149You need to play a better game
Bam and Giannis are the same player
>>158331166There’s nothing comparable to the GM mode in that game
Does Giannis look at himself in the mirror after this and realize Milwaukee didn't win because of him?
Embiid cooking
>>158331137Naw that nigga is a "small" forward. Steinbach is behind Kalkbrenner who should be the starter and Diabetes.
Hornets have looked solid, especially defensively, but the Heat look diabolical.
>>158331149Yeah it's weird. Normally a big who can shoot 3s is usually unstoppable in 2k
>>158331120So yes
Brandon Miller is killing these niggas
>>158331234Figuratively of course
>end quarter reel is a shot of giannis looking confusedlmao
RECYCLE>>158316697>>158316697
>>158316909It's interesting how he just... forgot
