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That wasn't the smartest baseball.
How the fuck do you hit that into the dirt that’s an easy line drive pitch
HOWEVER
>>158314136He is offStill play
>>158314157
the fuck are you swinging at boy
i turned the game off the last retarded moments
Doyers!
>>158314261I don't think so.
Rays just lost the game twice, 2-0 Brewers series lead.
GODDAMMIT
They thought they had it in the bag kek
florida baseball teams in playoffs are nothing but choke. rays wont win a world series even if they played in the WS for a billion years in a row
dodgers
Brewers 1(1)-0
They Rays bottom 5 hitters are all hitting below .200 KEK
apologize.
>>158314318kek o KEK
16,077 days since the last WS game win is crazy
brewers win is a hypothetical loss for doyers
>Pato Lucas
>>158314136>that height differenceHoly mole
>>158314331Ahem..
The very tip of his cleat hit the base in the slightest bit Avoided a mega ref jewing
>>158314331>nothing but chokeMarlins are 2-0 in the World Series.
the 9th inning was the only good part of that game
>>158314369They got the call right. Pratt fucked up, there was no need to rush he had the guy at 1st beat by two steps. Stop with the persecution complex
BREW CREW W
>Brewers winBased. gg rays
>>158314331Are the Marlins a joke to you?
>>158314381>Stop with the persecution complexthey'll never stop.
me enjoying smart baseball (brewers)
I'm still salty that this was canceled and ended up watching a snoozefest Game 1.
GG, Rays.
nu bru cru here
Your 2026 World Series MVP!
>>158314369You are blind and your image is trash. Why are even upset? Did you lose a bet???
wisconsin can be gay and lame most of the time but its nice that we have good sportsball teams
>>158314354spiritually
>>158314381Wrong. There’s literally a piece of dirt that calls off the tip as it touches at the end very slightly By the blind boomer eye he lifted it too soon. Actually looking closely he got it by a millimeter and couldn’t be overturned
why these niggas only talk to yeli
>>158314430He's the captain and really the only one the media cares about.
So, if at the last play (or second to last) it was only one out, the runners at 2nd and 3rd could still run the bases, couldn't they? While the Brewers were throwing at first, Tampa could at least tied the game.Even when they corrected, the Rays got screwed by the refs.Am I right, or this isn't how the rules work or, it wasn't feasable to reach home in those conditions?
Kevin Cash should be fired for how he managed this game. How in the fuck is Williamson starting in any game ever? Deluca is ice fucking cold right now while you have Palacios on the bench, a righty on the mound, and Palacios is hot as fuck these playoffs and has gotten us clutch hits all year long. Makes zero fucking sense to allow Deluca to bat there. Hell I would have even taken a fucking Mullins pinch hit over Deluca.
>>158314430Because there is no other star representing the Brewers than him
imagine committing federal offenses to acquire Shohei Ohtani and you lost to the fucking Brewers from little ol Wisconsin
rate game 1
>>158314443Smart/10
>>1583144436/10
>>158314443Slop ball but the ending was kind of cool
>>158314440He should've been fired after the blake snell fuckup
>>158314436I mean if the ump called the runner safe at second there’s no way a second runner would have went home, the 1st baseman would just fire it home and he’d be out by a long shot. It’s unrealistic to expect a runner to advance from second to home on a 4-6-3 play
>>1583144438/10
>>158314443i thought it was a good script for game 1
>>1583144435/10
>>158314450this is the right answer
>>158314443small market/10
>>158314443It wasn't very exciting until the 9th. The Brewers felt largely in control and little pressure there way.
Even before today I gave the rays little chance to win the baseball championship but tomorrow is a must win for the Rays with their ace of spades Drew on the hump
>>158314443pointless game until the 9th fuck up....both interesting points of the game were umps, with the fair ball and the call at the end. pop quiz flyoversomalis, who scored the first run?
>>158314443pretty mid but the ending was certified kino
>>158314476The baseball rays had a real chance to land a blow to the Miz in the first inning, he was getting hit hard. Just got a bit unlucky with a line drive double play
>>158314488and thats why they call it luckswing
>>1583144436/10. If it weren’t for the 9th inning I wouldn’t have even had to change my diaper. 1 diaper games are snoozers
>>158314306eat shit YOU LOST
watcha broors bros drinkingfor me, its longbranch whiskey mixed with coke zero
Why did Ryan Braun retire early? He could have won a World Series with the Brewers right now.
>>158314136
>>158314365>CHADriners out of nowhere
>>158314523I like bourbon with ice tea
Yelich legacy redeemed?
>>158314488They got to Miz a little, but it was mostly disappointing especially when compared to the ALDS when they pounded Cam and his fielders costed him runs. I get that the Brewers have a real defense to protect their pitchers, but I was expecting and hoping for more.
We win again, suck my fucking cock FAGGOTS hahahahahahahaha
anus
GG Rays, hopefully you’ll remain competitive (but still let us get the Ws)
>city of milwaukee has won a world series before>$50 million higher payroll than Tampawe are not the same
>turn game off after the "incident">everyones still shitposting>turn game back on>mcuck strikes em out
Why did people ever think this ugly mutt was good looking?>no jaw>fat unshapely face with a little double chin>used to have nasty nappy mutt hair before going bald Cringiest most overrated fag ever
>>158314592The brewers don’t get to claim the Braves World Series, they are not the same team. Still, stankeedoo’em!
>>158314511CHECKED
Jacob Mogsiorowski
>Dominican Mathnot racist, Big Papi said it himself
>>158314614He was overrated in his prime days, but it's been so exhaustively talked about he is no longer technically overrated as we now know he was not great defensively. He was good looking when young, so you can cope about that all you want.
>>158314614What is Northernlion doing on Fox?
>>158314614He was a clutch hitter and a shit defender. He sucks cause he’s a humorless turd tho, why do you care what he looks like?
>>158314443I watched 3 innings and then the top of the 9th. So I'd say 6/10 for the last inning kino. It was tight throughout but not often dramatic (from what I saw).
>>158314599based windowlickerchad
>>158314318kek they really did
>>158314318I quite like that this meme has been appropriated to the Dodgers this year, it's good bantz
>>158314757hey mate can you tell Carl Ulberg to stop being a fucking pansy and get back on the horse
>>158314757They posted it all year and fully deserve it
>>158314794it was probably a yankminican posting the jays moments but they deserve it anyway
>>158314589Bro fuck that. I want to steamroll them.
lot of seething doyerpacos kek
That was such smart baseball, no one will mind me making a pot of decaf at 9:30 and using it for hot cocoa.
Can’t stop thinking about doyerpacos
>pls don't dunking on us!
>>158314783I'll do my best lad, no promises though x
You think Front Row Amy sends tittypics to young Brewer players after a win? Imagine that
>>158314157Yeah
Based on the crowd at American Family Field, there were hardly any Pacos or Chinese people.
>>158314878for me, it's Yeli's mum tbphwy
>>158314890hardly indicative of the "american family" then, is it?
>>158314890>>158314900its called miller park you fucking chuds
>>158314890>the so called smart baseball team
>>158314894Ball knower.
Manfred should lockout baseball tomorrow and make all the NERDS seethe!
It's called the Flyover Dome you danged coasties.
Brewers actively trying to give their fans heart attacks
THE BREWERS ARE CHEATING!!But I can’t prove it
Why does a shithole of a city like San Diego get a MLB team while a city that has sovl and culture such as New Orleans does not get a MLB franchise?
>>158315101bro thinks he's Doakes
>>158315113for the same reason florida has two hockey teams and wisconsin has none
>>158315113is baseball popular in Louisiana?just finished rewatching True Detective with the misso and that one character comes up that used to pitch for LSU, and it made me curious if it's a big sport that far southwould love to visit New Orleans too
>>158315101They are cheating tho.
>>158314488Mesa shouldn’t have tried to steal. That catch attempt was really difficult for DeLuca, but Walls failing to field the next hit blew it. Easily could’ve been a Rays W, but I didn’t expect to win game one. Martinez unfortunately looked nervous and wasn't autistically rocking into his wind up until the third inning. Close game. Johnny, Simpson, and Hicks are due for some hits.
>>158315124If a city is below the red line, it shouldn't have a hockey team.
>>158314440Williamson is a better fielder than Palacios, but I did expect a Palacios sub in the 7th or so. Mullins wasn’t going to do shit pinch hitting in the 9th with two on, two out.
>>158314637Rosenthal is a manlet too, so that enhances it
>>158315163and cities above the red line should not have a baseball team.
>>158315143SEC loves baseball
>>158315206East coast chads own ya
>>158315143No, baseball is only popular with whites. Louisiana is inhabited by blacks and wiggers who worship football and nothing else.
>>158315206>A sport that’s played in the summer should only go to sweltering humid shitholesYeah how about no
>>158314943Damn, what a milf
Padraygers got this... We got this.... I wonder how broo crew nord feeling now....
>>158315280Who the hell is the gers in padraygers
>>158315309the 2023 world series champions
>>158315315shit teams
padraper
Are we all rooting for the brewers or rays?
>>158315489we're rooting for smart baseball and we're winning
>>158315489we're all rooting for a clean, fun and smart world seriesmay the best team win!
>>158315496>>158315498>smart teamsThis doesn’t check out, the Dodgers lost
>>158315400???????????
those two sets of big tits up front behind the plate were the best part of the gameI also liked the shitty AI generated stats pages and the ad about the drug that can make your intestinal lining fall off
>>158315685watching US broadcasts is a fucking joke
>>158315163america is strange, the northern border east to west is all states worth living in, the south border east to west absolutely no states worth living in
>>158315764I looked and only found fox sports streams. Do you have a better option?
>>158315795iie
>>158315795sounds illegal, /mlb/-kun
palacios
>>158315785>North Dakota is a state worth living inwell thanks for proving you aren't some white/black guy stationed at OkinawaI have also heard people defend Arizona IRL but I don't believe them
>>158314637>tall RussianChecks out. I'm so jealous.
why is mlb broadcasting so shit, what the hell was this?
>>158316253my first thought was that they did pat murphy dirty with a bad-guy scowl, but AI cleaned up the wrinkles on both of them while still making them look identifiable and also gave only kevin cash stupid Pixar eyes so I think Murph comes out on top here
>>158316333also my follow-up thought was, "why does this look so shitty even compared to other AI generated images and graphics I've seen?" like the food plate scams on facebook look like they're using a more premium model to generate their pics than a national television broadcast.after pondering this, my new working theory is that all these black people selling fried chicken and mac'n'cheese plates are buying consumer-level licenses then cranking the Effort to Maximum for their FB ads, while Fox executives simultaneously ordered their graphics design teams "You need to be leveraging AI so we can stay competitive!" as well as "Don't increase the Effort! It should be set to minimum! It's not like anybody can tell the difference anyway!"
>25 minutes of highlightsjesus christ NOBODY CARES
can the right fielder not smell their food? that shit oughta be distracting as hell
>world series>multiple attempts to steal 3rd with 2 outswhat has baseball become?
mitt hinry
>>158316365Good enough for boomers, they're not going to be able to match a basement lair dwellers ability to see the pixels.
>>158316453The Brewer who got tagged out at third was pushing for a triple on his hit and it was the second out, not the third.
>>1583164772-out attempt to steal 3rd by the brewers. didn't say it was a failed attempt
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mjIyehCmRFE
omeko
sneako
ososo
>miguel rojas went to WS game 1 to flaunt his Dodgers WS ringholy shit how embarrassing, they really thought they deserved it more
small ball best ball
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UCTLSyPH7gA
Japan Series Game 1 is on. Yokohama is gay and annoying so they're the perfect team for /mlb/.https://www.qie.tv/10197632https://tver.jp/live/special/leub1wc2x8 (with Jap VPN)
Long live Doyers and Dragons
>>158315596Dumb team that thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158316456>>158292386
>>158317250Dumb clubs like the Doyers and Stankees.
>kept fox on after the game>the segment following the postgame interviews was just a bunch of Dodgers postseason highlights and jerking the dodgers offuhhh.... the media knows they got swept right?
>>158317424so did the yankees btw
Maybe Fox can buy the doyers in tue inevitable Walter liquidation
>>158317443Yeah they both got swept by smart clubs. Not a single win between them (0-7).
JUST
can't stop thinking about em kek
Thinking about them getting swept embarrassingly while the owner goes bankrupt KEK
>wait until october bro>dodgers don't even try until the postseason bro*gets swept*
>wake up>first thing he thinks of is the doyersrent free
>$600 gorillion payroll funded with grandma's pension>gets swept in a half empty stadium
Don't forget about me.
>>158317506>>158317620doyers and stinkees made it deeper than your team
>>158317769>Skubal>Yamamoto>Snell>Glasnow>can't win a single game vs poverty club
>>158317784KEK
>>158317620@grok is this real
gm
Today is a huge day for college football. Fuck povertyswing.
>>158317723kek they did say that didn’t they
>>158317889>watching the amateur flag throw circuit
>>158314136Shohei Ohtani say take day off work
>>158317913Ole Piss at the Texsaars Longhorns will draw more viewers than Game 2.
>>158317860gm
>wont somebody please think of the ratings?!?
>>158314318>They thought they had it in the bag kekWhat hitting your first HR in 2 months while down 0-3 in the series does to a mf
>>158317928Shohei Ohtani say drive arone, waste gasorine
I don't care if fox loses ad money. Smart baseball won. Dumb baseball lost. Bigly.
>>158316645They thought they had the threepeat in the bag kek
>cum shitterkek
Alysa Liu here
truthnukehttps://youtu.be/-Zsa3HsetTg
in the end dodgers won
gonna learn some python in the offseason!my next project will be simulating a little guards + rays action
>>158318489I got a python for ya
I watch for she
>>158318549SHE TAKE MY MONEY
Royles deserve everything
>>158318580Based
>>158318580Hot flippin ... 'ow that's what I call Based.
I'm so hungover
last night’s game put me to sleep. what’d I miss?
>>158318618Teh Raep
>>158318618You'll find out when you sit up
the doyers going back to back really did mindbreak the genny
>>158318580It would be perfect if there were a double peace sign, too
Am I a bad Cubbies fan if I want Milwaukee to win?
>>158318580I liked the Kate Middleton pictures a lot more.When are you selling Bobby Witt?
>>158318757>Diaz is blatantly on steroids>"stadium" is a soulless disaster>Caminero is a complete clownRays are the bad guys.
>>158318757yes you are and you should feel bad
>>158318781Never idiot, hands off
Booby Shit Poonior lol
Fuck Wisconsin
>>158318981Don’t say that.
>>158318985
>>158319014My bad
I’m not the only one who thought Milwuake was a state, right
>>158319029I'd never even heard of milwaukee before this series
What's next for the failing doyermoshes?
>>158317797my team took two games off of the team that swept yours
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST ALLOW TWO SMART CLUBS WHO DOMIMATED ALL YEAR AND SWEPT THE DUMB CLUBS IN EMBARRASSING FASHION THINK OF THE TV NETWORK AD REVENUE!!! MANFRED DO SOMETHIGN!!
>>158319178what team?
>>158316072pictures look big and quiet. nice place to be in peace. Texas could be similar but too hot. Not worth it. will get worse as heat keeps going
>>158319162>defers it for 50 yearsheh checkmate
>>158319162Money stuff makes no sense to me and sounds like latin
The ratings were terrible last night. How do we fix this?
>>158319323topless amy
>>158319323We told you. Nobody cares about these shit teams. The world series this year was basically cancelled.
>>158319323but reddit told me it was higher than yankees dodgers
>>158319196This but it’s a contrarian diatribe about how le bunting and le singles are heckin more kinerino than home runs
>Genny is deader than in the offseason during a World SeriesAll you need to know
>>158316072It's 65 and sunny and will be like this till April. az IS nice
>>158319323no more east coast teams
>>158319323People joke about this, but advertisers are losing money.
>>158319692perhaps we could start a goyfundme
kek o???
>>158319634barf
The answer to MLB is a salary floor, but the owners would never.
>>158319922o kek!!!
>Since the end of the 2026 regular season, fans, media members, and former players have questioned the Cincinnati Reds’ direction.>Now, Joey Votto is raising concerns about where the organization is falling short.>"I think there is an underinvestment in the easy wins," Votto said on Foul Territory. "I think that there can be ways to improve the organization as far as developing your minor leagues, as far as snagging the best talent. These are the things that very clearly the Brewers, Guardians, White Sox, and Tampa Bay Rays are crushing. Why pinch pennies on things that are quite a bit less cheap than that $18 million or $23 million qualifying offer. What are we doing here? You could take a qualifying offer for a guy and completely overhaul everything about your organization."
Adjective = input("Type an adjective: \n")Verb = input("Type a verb: \n")print(f"The Cleveland Guardians are {Adjective}.")print(f"Next year, they should {Verb} Steven Kwan.")
Good sports is when the most goyslaves are watching
>>158314511you upset
for me? its ballgame's
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>158318981Fuck you
I'm a Cubs elf
real talk, how many sewers and gays regulars are there here throughout the season? 2 each, maybe 3?
>>158320500I'm a brewers fan that has posted here for like 5 years but yeah I bet there's like a dozen of us and not many regular posters
>>158320500who cares, it's an anonymous image board. no one is taking attendance
*takes attendance*
*keeps the scorebook*
>>158320524>no one is taking attendancewrong
Please pound me
>>158320524I am!
>>158320388I’m sorry I’m just… I’m no good.
requesting more umpkino tonight
>>158320533present!
>>158317729It's been a week and you can see how well the dodgers mindbroke /mlb/
>>158320339>projecting
>>158320961>mindbroken
>>158320998every post a projection, why else would you instantly reply to me? lmao
>>158321058ironic :^)>mindbroken by the dodgerslmao
>>158320957This is 100% pure unfiltered copium
>>158321076this is a case if you going 'no you mad'better luck next year lmao
>spams blue jays may mays for an entire year>”erm ackshually it’s been a week since we got booty blasted by the sewers and you’re mINdBrOkeN for making fun of us”
>>158321170I say this
doyerpacos kek
>>158321200every other post you have in this thread indicates that you are brown and coping thoughbeit
>>158321303ok retard
>>158321327i walk like this and post here
>>158321327luv me umpkino
any umps ITT?
>>158321362wassup big dawg whats the move
>>158321327Post webm of fair ball call >>158321362>>158321374We taking attendance?
>>158321374I got a big one planned for tonight, the genny's gonna be seething afterwards.
damn what will umpies do during a lockout #whatwillumpiesdoduringalockout
Are the umps enough to save the ratings disaster for this world series?
>this might be the last 6? games of baseball until 2028how do we cope /mlb/?
>>158321327umpies own ya
>>158321509copious intoxicant use
>>158321532the umps.... they're too powerful....
>>158321550
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ec_SxcBZeps>OH YOU DREW A LINE>BOOM GOODBYE>YOU'RE NOT DRAWING A LINE>OUT
Guys the wnba finals is on. The world series ratings are going to tank
>>158321170They do be like this kek
>>158321787Trail Blazers are underrated.
>>158321856I meant undefeated
every "cubs fan" here is a false flagger.boystown bum squad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw>they're really really behind you here
I'm a girl! A cute cubs girl!
Guys there is a cricket game on, ratings are going to plummet
Kevin Cash the Rays need Palacios tonight
>>158322046This will be a legit concern in 10-20 years time
Guys my son's elementary school talent show is on tonight. The world series ratings are going to take a nosedive
BOOM goodbye
>>158322132did you bet on him using kalshi/polymarket like you're supposed to?
You gotta eat at least one hot dog during the world series.
>>158322468and some 'nuts (peanuts)
for me it's front roy amy's friend
yeah I meant to write front roy
>>158322572>>158322595Saar stupid bloody bitch autocorrect is on
How will the brewers and rays organizations attempt to give their fans heart attack tonight?
fuck you, /mlb/
I fucking HATE front roy.
man i love nosebleed joe poop's first two albums
kek they really thought they won after that homer
>>158322816He has sounded too commercial since making the WS.
>>158322757Timeless post
which team spiritually won yesterday
https://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
>>158323013still the brewers, just excluding Megill
>>158321327>the virgin ump
>>158323116lel
>>158321362
>>158323019
>>158320110Its always funny to me how the cheap owners completely miss on the profits from spending that 20ish million on the minor leagues to at least build a team thats decent and make the money back from more ticket sales and such. I sometimes wonder how these people came into their money when they miss obvious investments.
>>158323214the castellinis have a virtual monopoly on parts of the produce trade. which may or may not have come from old "family" connections ;)
Was that the first time a team prematurely celebrated a WS or playoff victory? I am amazed it didn't jinx them
>>158323479Its probably happened before. Not that its uncommon for a team to think they got the win before the umpies got involved.
I still can't believe all of my favorite characters are coming back for Avengers: Doomsday!
>>158323285Gotta love old money in the hands of people that dont know how it got there in the first place.
>>158323479It sort of happened in the 1986 World Series. For game 6, Shea stadium was ready to present the trophy to Boston with only 1 out away from winning it all in the 10th inning. It was already placed in Boston's clubhouse.Then suddenly the Red Sox pitching collapsed and the famous Bill Buckner's error happened.
My wife is hosting a housewarming party for the house we just bought and the amount of performative cleaning she’s doing is impressive. It’s all her own messes that have been growing since we moved in but now they’re finally being cleaned. Never get married to a woman and never host a party and never own a house.
dead genny
waiting for baseball game to start
>>158324048got it
>>158324048I'm a girl
how do we fix the impending world series ratings disaster?
>we
>>15832460058 year old fake crone tits from the front row woman
>>158324600sounds like a job for Reddit
>>158324732they're real and they're spectacular
>>158324600Give Ohtani a golden at bat opportunity for both teams.
>>158324732is this what a typical housewife in milwaukee looks like
>how do we fix the impending world series ratings disaster?
>>158324600By not being jewish
>>158325128how would that fix anything
>>158324048She's already courting one of the guests and likely fucking him on the side. Enjoy hosting your future ex-wife's new partner.
>>158324915seethe more faggot lol no one but you is still thinking about the doyers
>>158325184doyerpacos seething kek
>>158325142Just means we don’t have to care since we don’t own the means of production
>>158325200eternally rent free
>>158325211eternally seething kek
>>158325173Unlikely since it’s mostly her family and work friends, who are female
>>158325216can't stop thinking about em kek, even when they lose the dodgers win
thinkin the Rays will pull of the dub tonight
>>158325296pretty based
>>158325247The Dodgers fucking suck! - Abraham Lincoln
>>158325296
>>158325296kek they thought they had it in the bag
thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158325468>doyerpaco living in the pastkek
>>158325468they really did kek
I'm a Cubs ghost
My social circle contains a much larger than average number of baseball fans compared to most americans. None of them have any interest in watching the WS tonight. Honestly MLB is lucky the WNBA finals was a day game otherwise they’d be really embarrassed when the time slot ratings drop. I think the lockout won’t get stuck on the whole salary cap nonsense, but the huge loss in revenue when these broadcasters realize nobody will watch the WS with only flyover teams without fanbases. Not like the NFL when people will watch a Super Bowl regardless of where the teams are located. If you don’t force Dodgers or Yankees or Cubs every year, it’s a financial disaster for broadcasting. Who is seriously paying those inflated WS ad prices? Besides James Talarico
>my social circle
>>158325223Cope
reddit has better baseball discussion
Stankees kek
the only teams left are two small market clubs that nobody gives a shit about what are we supposed to discuss
>>158326706cheese
we should have given the cubs a chance and now its too late...
>>158326706>the only teams left areare the two best teams in baseball, best record in the AL, best record in the NL, facing each other in the World SeriesBaseball isn't for you. Please feel free to go back to playing Splatoon.
>>158326706fat fake tits of the woman in the front row
>>158314136ohtranny kek
>>158326771
>>158326700KEK but also the doyerpedros
everybody loves somebody some time
>>158326706How dumb clubs like the doyers and stankees got bootyblasted by smart clubs with fractions of their payroll
Dumb clubs such as the stankums and doyerbakas
>>158319196As a dodgers fanatic I look like this and say this and my cousin Eli who is a huge yankees fanatic also looks and says similar things.
>>158326871The Yankees and the Dodgers have spent almost the same amount of money on payroll over the last ten seasons.The Dodgers won their division nine times in the last ten years. The Yankees won it only three timesThe Dodgers went to ten postseasons in the last ten years. The Yankees went to eight.The Dodgers went to seven LCS in the last ten years. The Yankees went to four.The Dodgers went to five World Series in the last ten years. The Yankees went to one.The Dodgers won three World Series in the last ten years. The Yankees won none.The Dodgers AI and the Yankees AI are not the same.
>>158327000.
>>158327038That may be, but the dodgers do have a court ordered revenue sharing carve out and insurance fraud that no other club has. So they are even worse, especially after all of the gloating over some asterisk rings.
0-4tani, for a split second, thought he had it in the bag kek
I'm jewish and I think the Dodgers and Yankees should be in the World Series instead of the clubs that swept them. Think of the network ratings.
>>158327224Right on target with this take.
Go Brewers
how early are we gonna make the game thread tonight, vros?
>>158327686im baking now
dodgers mindbroke the genny going back to back
Smart baseball calls for a smart dinner, and to that end I'm prepping some chicken and sausage jambalaya in time for first pitch. Hopefully the smarty-pants Rays can even it up.
so like, why are people excusing the brewers blatantly cheating by deploying the fog/smoke machine at the end, making it harder for the rays to see the pitches?
Doyerjuans spent their fraud money to outspend smart clubs 3:1 and still got swept in front of their half empty stadium. Let that marinate.
>>158328132that's the least egregious example of the brewers cheating
>>158328273Wait - they lost EVERY game? Not a single win amongst Skubal, Yamamoto, Snell, or Glasgow in the NLCS?
>>158328273dodgers mindbroke this anon in particular
>>158328301'fraid so (confirmed by grok)
Where did all of the smug tranime avatars go
>>158328358I think you know
>>158328308Where is he wrong?
>>158328301not a single win, no
Im rooting for the brewers only cause the logo is so much better then the rays one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZluoYsaxC8
>>158328445not because it makes the doyers seethe?
>>158328280Name one other cheat >we've done besides braun doping
who else here jombie?
>>158328684>Braun made public his accusations of anti-semitism by the testing facility employee administering the urine sample in the 2011 test.why are literally all of them like this
>>158328696Jomboy. Jomboy!
>>158328696
Over/Under 250 posts in the game thread? Reminder college football and NBA are on and these teams don’t have fans.
>implying everyone in /mlb/ is a brewers or rays fan Just watch the game bro sorry your high value shitters under performed
>>158328658Why would the dodgers be mad if the brewers won?
Dodgers had that shit in the bag.
Forget about the salary cap/floor, shorter season. The best thing MLB can do is NBA-style playoff seeding.
hidden mickey!
doyer fags are still in denial about getting capped
>>158329233The Dodgers had the Brewers on the ropes and would’ve beaten them 9/10 times
>>158329262>flips bat>loses series
>>158329262True, the sweep was just a fluke
>>158329218It's easy enough over 162 to manipulate your own seeding.
you can tell how big headed the doggiedoos really are when their players are going to the world series anyway just to flaunt their rings over the teams that literally swept them kek
>>158329219>all of the other teams' logosUNIRONICALLY RENT FREE KEK
you can tell the dodgers players unironically are seething tremendously about the fact that they got swept, they genuinely thought they deserved it more than any other team. meanwhile them and their fans will be like "nuh uh guys i'm totally not still thinking about how we got swept, we're being comfy and chill because we're honorable fans who totally don't care that a bunch of cheeseheads who have never won anything in their life swept us, we're totally not mad that we lost a winnable series.... no sir, we're chill because we're the best fans in abseball!"
>>158325408KEK!
Doyerpacos were so ready to brag about being the third team to ever threepeat, they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158328813>El Gary played last night Time was ago…
why is fox showing college footballam I on the wrong fox
>>158328696haven't seen this unfunny meme since last season
>>158329512thats a lot of built up seethe buster
>>158329512no he didn't KEK
>>158329572I was thinking about it all season and now it's finally here :D
>>158329512Dodgers players were already thinking about how good the threepeat was gonna look on their resume, the documentaries they were gonna be part of, the stories they would tell their grandkids. They really thought they were gonna threepeat kek.
>>158329591kek they really did
>>158329414I manipulate my own seeding over 365 if you know what I am saying
haters still obsessed, dodgers won
>>158329512grown men with barely Middle School levels of education get paid millions of dollars to swing pieces of wood in grass fieldswhy are you so mad
>>158329607they got swept actually
>>158329219kek o!
>>158329616he had to endure an entire two season stretch where the dodgers didnt choke in the playoffs, it was very traumatic for him please understand
>>158329625Run the simulation and 9/10 times they win.
Doyerpacos thought they were about to witness a dynasty kek
>baskin roberts trust fund team >turned out to literally be built on fraud
>>158329652kek they really did
>>158329647glad we live in that 1/10 simulation
Shohei is washed and they are gonna try to get him on the mound never year and destroy whats left of his 2 or 3 surgery arm. Mookie is getting old, Freddie is getting old. Muncy is probably done. Tucker is a bust. It's over for the pacos so buy your modelos and go back to the jobsite kek.
>>158329512
>>158329690>it's just like my capeshit
>>158329512you really posted your rage bait eleven seconds after my rage bait, took all of my (You)s, and think you're going to get away with it? brother, do I have news for you...
>>158329512kek this got em seething
>>158329731go back
>>158329647it was a sweep.
brew crew herechadres were a more worthy opponent than the dodgers, doyers were fucking boring frauds
>>158329747but cape shit comes exclusively from LA…
>>158329625you can't stop thinking about them, dodgers won and dodgerchads still run the genny
trolling used to take effort
>>158329787i'm pretty sure they got swept by the brewers
>>158329747>it's just like my capeshit>>158323522
>>158329797and yet they still won kek back to back really did a number on you
>>158329731o kek try this one out!
>>158329568pls understand, college football is being twisted into the biggest goytrap oat, you will get your baseball right at first pitch, think of the advertisers investment
>>158329568College football pulls more viewership than baseball
>>158329816they got swept lol
smart baseball wondumb baseball lost
>>158329731Holy cope, literally every Dodgers fan wanted the threepeat
>>158329903two years of non stop seethe kek
these fucking special ed retards keep disrespecting my fucking team and i’ve had it for the last time. they’re literally a bunch of autists. I don’t understand why anyone would use this webstie ever!! we are nice in gamethreads then get treated like this we don’t the repsect we deserve and then this doggie doo fucktard came out of no where and just started saying “doggie doos kek” as if he was hot fucking shit. i’m about to shut down these SEETHING retards with the bants and then after that i’m using other websites
>r-ratings!
flyovers pre-seething about their shitty ratings lol
kek doggie doos
>>158329924kek!
>>158329946We get to watch the game so we don't give a shit about rating lmao
>>158330055no one else is watching kek
Smart baseball got lucky. Real baseball will be back with a vengeance.
>>158329832>>158329869there is so much time wasting in that semen slurping sport jesus fucking christthese retards can stretch 30 seconds of game clock to 3 actual hours its fucking retarded
matchie blessed by trips>>158330111>>158330111>>158330111
>>158330115many are thinking this, few are admitting it
>>158329731>literally empty stadiums for the postseason because they weren't winning>the people that were there were crying and fighting each other in the stands because they were so mad about how their team performed>"B-B-BUT WE'RE NOT MAD THOUGH, WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE MAD, YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND THAT WE'RE TOTALLY NORMAL AND CHILL BRO"
>>158330113means nothing to me, call us flyovers all you want it only means something to coastal elites who whine because they don't have the spotlight 24/7. Being from a smaller city provides zero barriers to watching and enjoying my local team
>>158330122atleast its not boring like boreball
>>158330504its way more fucking boring because the only thing that happens is cycling between shots of them doing nothing and ads
>double OTMormon bros you've let me down...
/vg/ here. So is this the world series general or do I have to find that elsewhere?
>>158330754see>>158330123
>>158330754this is the comfier option but there's one in the 'log
>>158330766>>158330767Appreciate it. I'll occasionally come here when my team is doing alright. Past few years, not so much.
I need afuckin
>>158330854behave
>>158330854we have company!
/mlb/ cares about attendance but not ratings, interdasting
doyerpedros KEK
Attendance?
GODDAMN John Travolta is looking good
>>158331028It's a tad surprising game 1 got the viewership it did. Considering it's the smallest market and one of the lower 30 markers competing. America is sick of the Dodgers.
Why didn't the dumb teams just implement smart baseball, instead of overpaying bums 2-3x! Are they stupid?
cum shitter kek
>>158331062but the 5th inning is the middle of the game..? do doyerjorges really...?
nu >>158331123
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28PuZygwgyg
