Édition KWABseilleancien: >>157833641
WEEK 8/SEMAINE 8Friday/VendrediBrest - Nice | 8.45pm CET/20h45Saturday/SamediRC Lens - Paris FC | 8.45pm CET/20h45Sunday/DimancheMonaco - LOSC | 3pm CET/15h00Toulouse - Troyes | 5.15pm CET/17h15Angers - Lorient | 5.15pm CET/17h15Auxerre - Le Mans | 5.15pm CET/17h15OM - Le Havre | 5.15pm CET/17h15Rennes - Strasbourg | 5.15pm CET/17h15MAIN EVENT:PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS | 8.45pm CET/20h45KWAB of the Week Standings1. OM (3 KWABs)2. Angers (2 KWABs)3. Rennes (1 KWAB)3. OL (1 KWAB)
>>158306662WELL WELL WELL
>>158304964My bet is on Lens, on par with LyonI don't see OM crumbling at home against Le Havre, OL losing to PSG would be expected, but Lens getting their arse kicked by PFC is quite possible and slightly more KWABesque imo
The PFC meme has to stop
AJORQUED Npbody watch Nice Bre(a)st ?
Interesting gold kits
KWAB @ Nice GK
OHNONONONO
Cependant
>stoppedKWABWAB
>>158306708>>158306736wait, why is Paris FC allowed to play but not PSG?
Kek what a BrestThey deserve their entry in this week's poll
>>158309257anon......
>>158309257dude look up WHERE PFC is playing.
The Dujeux Derby is tomorrow.I BELIEVE (that we will not do well)
>>158316449how many today?
>>158318095Zero (0) (we play tomorrow)
>>158306662Mindbroken general
>>158306708so the only game today is Lens PFC?
i predict a good 1-1 tonight
>>158324093Lens 1 - 3 PFC
NO ERA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLL
quelle contre-attaque, quelle construction... ils savent jouer au foot le PFC bordel
Is it happening?
We at Hull City send our love and best wishes to the great Liam Rosenior.
Thauvinhogood goal
DAYUM
oh so now it's game on!
I hope this shit doesn't end in a draw
>>158325913it will
WTF
Holy fuck
>>158326188lol
>>158326264Most dangerous lead, anon
that's a terrible PFC KWABBing, they honestly say goodbye to the title (if it wasn't already a surprise that PSG would win anyway)
KWAB status: revoked
Where have i seen this again...?
>>158306662Why did Marseille fans say that Balerdi sucked? He's been on fire at Roma.
>>158332837>on fire at Roma>at Roma
Lille gonna get spanked
>>158338996Roma is better than any Ligue 1 team except PSG
RIP Fatty
>>158341245Glad I'm not into betting
Will OM redeem?
>well Jima Alevinah has some qualitieslollmao
>WeahAlways rated him
Caralhoooooo
>>158345297*record scratch**freeze frame*
>>158345385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yARrsQgR43s
Now THAT is a suck ass goal.
C'est pas facile.
NO ERA GOL
>marseille have the best attack in ligue 1apologise?
>>158346212on par with Rennes though
RCSA is now climbing the KWABOTW ladder, but OL will still be a tough challenger
i guess OM saw all our KWAB threads/posts
>>158346521We at SIDA (SCO Internet Defense Army) headquarters are rejoicing at SCO's unKWABing (look, we had 10 scored on us in the last two games, a 0-0 draw counts as a win here)
>>158346696>Genesio's pregame pep talk is just him showing the threads to the players>"Is this what you want ? Is this what you REALLY want ? People on balinese basketweaving forums are making up trophies to make fun of us.">dead silence>"If you can't play for pride, if you can't play for money, at least play so they shut up about us"
This tranny general is so unfunny
Is OM about to redeem itself in the KWABOTW race ?Choking a 4-0 lead would be magnificent.
We won 0-0 at home today.
holy fuck, how Le Havre has 3 goals?
no way...
>OMerde
awww... so close
>>158346760Better get a few good spankings condensed into a small amount of games than the regular couple of goals desu
>>158346854Help us out anon
i still don't understand why PSG tomorrow desu
just checked the stats, marseille were so lucky
>>158347495lyon pulls the strings
>>158347495something something riots 'n' sheeit
>>158347415In immortal words of Ligue Hein wisdom>vaut mieux perdre une fois 4-0 que quarte fois 1-0>it's better to lose 4-0 once than 1-0 four times
Stop seething for a minute and admit that you love watching us. We are the most entertaining team in liguain
>>158347589I for sure don't want marseille to get relegated. lyon fags are on suicide watch now that they can't play against ASSE
>>158347540Imagine all the free time Aulas has since he didn't get elected...>>158347589I don't watch OM play, sorry. Following the drama from afar can be either entertaining or exasperating
Best clubBest cityThe most SOVLBest weed and hash in EuropaMarseille 4 ever
>>158347674best delusion
>>158347674Based, lots of Portuguese tourists in Marseille nowadays you guys are fun
>>158347674best 0 points in UCL too
>>158347589I just like watching footyball :D
mboop just scored at the clasico
>>158352164that means barca will win
based dictator
>>158352164*2
on dirait que la tortue a enfin mog Yamal kek
>>158355532il a gagné un clasico l'année derniere
>>158355532>enfinYamal est nul, y'a rien à mog
Looks like we have some intensive shitposting tonight
>Pavel Sulc will be out for 4 months (knee)OL is fucked
>>158355532>le n'a que 19 ans mecQu'est ce que que je déteste cette fraude.
>>158365875Why would you be so harsh on a 18 year old ? He's honestly great when you keep in mind he is only 17. And you can't really expect full and constant perfect performances from a 16 year old. He's only a kid, he's just 15. Honestly something is wrong with you if you're having that much vitriol towards a 14 year old.
I'm ready for the inevitable spanking
mboop l'a ce soir selon vous?
>>158368748No it'll be for our boy Lepaul, obviously
>>158368748Back to back for Ousmane "El Traffico" Dembélé and you know it.Honestly as long as it's Lafraud Yamal, I'm happy.
90 degree (kelvin) take :They really need to stop doing these pre-game or half-time shows like this is the NFL.It's corny, no one cares and the only person on the planet who likes it is the bald sleaze up top.
>>158369620You have to be completely crazy to think Dembouz has a chance lmao
>>158369832It would be really funny.It's not happening.But imagine the SEETHE.
What have I missed
>>158369666Agreed, satan
>Vinicius behind Ferran TorresJej
>>158369892Not much.OL proving they have not been mindbroken by their european choke at least.
>>158370028Just missed a cheeky open goal(offside anyways)A relatively early OL goal would spice things up a bit
>OL's CFDire
LACHE LA BALLE PUTAIN
I'm surprised by the amount of chances OL has had, they will regret not converting one though
Lmao I can't believe I missed this.Our league is on another level when it comes to rigging fucking kek.
Place your bets anonI'll go for a cheeky 1-1
>>158370583I'm feeling a 0-0 that no one will know about because everybody is watching the Ballon d-Or.
>>158370685I'd be surprised if we don't see any goal being scored desu
Greif is on FIRE god damn
Both keepers are on fire
I wonder what subs Fonsecaca is cooking, or if he'll do his infamous 80'+ changes
>>1583705832-1 for lyon
Ogre
I blame Fonseca's lack of game management desu
I'm pleasantly by Duranville's game, he had not shown much quality so far
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODTSCA Y EST
>>158370933Ah ben non
MIKAGOATS
At least OL should win something this week!
MORTon
>el goblino
So... should i wait for Mbappé potential ballon d'or KWABBing, or i make the poll already with only L1 games?
>>158371627It's probably worth waiting 30 minutes, even though the award will probably go to Lyon
>>158371714alright bet, cause his reaction face is going to be funny and memeworthy
>>158371734Or when does this crap ceremony end? I can't wait to be done with this retarded shit
>>158371627>>158371714What the hell does Mbappé have anything to do with Ligue 1?
>>158371788We can always have an extra special KWABOTW d'honneur
>>158371788Aulas had last season a KWAB of the week, so was the Prefecture of Marseille, yet none of them compete in ligue 1
>>158371957
IT'S TIME
>>158372664Why is he so damn smug
Bordel à cul c'est long cette merde
>>158372742LMAO I just tuned in and saw this, I almost had a heart attack thinking he won again
>>158373036Same kek, I'm not watching but I check the headlines sporadically, it would've been top level banter
LMAO KANE?!putain les anglos vont spammer le board....
>>158373361The only contender that made sense though
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 8https://poal.me/xul86fhttps://poal.me/xul86fhttps://poal.me/xul86fhttps://poal.me/xul86f
>>158373417I want to see how mbappé's reaction before voting
>>158373417mbappé of course
RAPED
>>158373793>his smile and optimism: gone
>>158373793>>158373803forgot the webum
>>158373793THERE IT ISkek
>>158373793
>>158373793What is he plotting bros...
>>158373793Le Poulidor du Ballon d'Or.
>>158374048>>158374056>"I should demand a transfer to Bayern, surly if I get there I'll win the league and the C1 in the same season"
>dixit France Info :>Deux grandes compagnies chinoises rompent leurs contrats avec Kylian Mbappé l'accusant d'avoir "heurté les sentiments nationaux">Tout part d’une interview donnée à The Bridge, une émission animée par Aurélien Tchouaméni, coéquipier de Kylian Mbappé au Real Madrid. À la question : "Quel est le mème Internet avec ta tête qui t'a fait le plus rire ?", le capitaine de l'équipe de France répond, en souriant : "Celui où j'ai le plus rigolé, c'est une vidéo avec un dictateur chinois... Je l'utilise beaucoup avec mes amis quand je joue à la console." Un exemple, parmi beaucoup d'autres de montages avec des figures historiques, qui caricature le caractère prétendument autoritaire du capitaine de l'équipe de France dans le vestiaire.>c'est Kyky qui poste des memes du dictateur sur /esspé/Euuuuuuuh basé ?
>>158374048where was ester?
Ch'ti bros we're kwabooting hard.
>>158380772>rich as fuck>bend the knee to China for some extra moneyKWABOTY
>>158385903https://www.rclens.fr/fr/communique-officiel-rclens-2026102862, méfie te !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_uyJizq7Qs
Dedieu, ce bordel pour trouver l'arrêté préfectoral en question...https://www.nord.gouv.fr/contenu/telechargement/108602/760776/file/Recueil%20n°415%20du%2027%20octobre%202026.pdfBonne lecture.Also, picrel, lol
>gets an entire league banned in Chinabased
>>158398459>calls a spade a spade>get punished for itkinda grim
>>158399379Would've been based if he didn't apologize. But here it's just pathetic
>>158398459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
>>158373793>>158374048how he went from hero (clasico) to zero (china & ballon d'or) in 24h was crazy
>>158399405absolutely, but unfortunately just as Real and Liga, he doesn't have a spine.
does this retard deserve a new chance in the NT?
>>158395894>nord.gouv.fr
>>158409183pour remplacer qui
>derby du nord TONIGHT>friday evening multiplexWoah
>>158418599shit's about to get down
WEEK 9/SEMAINE 9Friday/VendrediLe Havre - PSG | 7pm CET/19HNice - Rennes | 7pm CET/19HLOSC - Lens | 9.05pm CET/21H05Saturday/SamediTroyes - Le Mans | 8.45pm CET/20h45Sunday/DimancheStrasbourg - Auxerre | 3pm CET/15h00OL - Angers | 5.15pm CET/17h15Paris FC - Monaco | 5.15pm CET/17h15OM - Toulouse | 8.45pm CET/20h45Monday/LundiMAIN EVENT:FOOTBALL CLUB DE LORIENT - STADE BRESTOIS 29 | 8.45pm CET/20h45KWAB of the Week Standings1. OM (3 KWABs)2. Angers (2 KWABs)2. OL (2 KWABs)3. Rennes (1 KWAB)
Who would have thought Nice - Rennes would be a good match
MAIS C'EST PAS POSSIBLE
Every PSG game this year will be the same I swear. LE will start randoms who will choke against the worst shitters and then the starter will come in and save the day.
>>158420417PSG can afford to rotate its team and have fresh starters for thw Champions' Lea-HAC !
GODTS IS ACTIVATED
NOT OFFSIDE
since it's ligue 1 mcdonalds I can talk about mcdonaldsjust tried the new burger, the boeuf beaufort and holy shit it's good.
Stade (pen)nais
>>158420533encore??????
>>158420562Wahi on a (pen) brace.Almost went to 2-2 just now.
>>1584205855 penalties en 2 matchs. normal.
holy shit hakimimasterclass
ANOTHER (pen) what in the fuck
KWAB
ELEVEN goals in two games.What.
lmao what a nightmare for the havre goalkeeper
>>158421070Not a great night for the Rennes goalie either.
No, seriously, what does he actually do ?
>>158421150another purple patch man. c'est fini.
>>158421150he was way too much fake stats. Got to his head.
>>158419298>not a co-win for OL and Mboopshame
le derby des handicapés en CL
feel like Lens will eventually win
Giroud !
>>158422070l’éternel
>>158422159But de Olivier Giroud !
>scores
Does anyone have that meme with Giroud riding in a go-kart?
>>158422176This?
>>158421786
Lens kwaboting over and over again.You love to see it.
>>158422070>>158422165>>158422166shame he's retiring this year. will miss him genuinely
>>158430958why not go to saudi arabia to spread the evangiles, get killed for it and become a saint.
>>158430958Did he confirm this?
>>158434518
>>158435252probable
>>158435252
>>158435497basedons honnête. Il a 40 ans, il lui reste très peu de temps.
>>158438883>basedonsOH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAH
