/afl/ kill yourself edition
>>158299330Bit rude innit old chap?
>>158299260>I've made a huge mistake
so thirsty
Anyone remember the teenage kings of Werribee and all the controversy around the DVD of their crimes they produced?
>>158299767yeah i went to the same school as them
keep seeing people saying fred and iggs should take bobby hill. the cunt is done. hasn't trained in 18 months. no one wants to take a punt on him.
>>158299161>make a blatantly off-topic post>get a warning
>>158299330
>>158299221do you just lurk in this group to screenshot these kek
>>158300112how is a photo of abbie holmes off-topic?
>>158299992Surely the minimum requirement would be a year of proof that he's been focused on football and training.. that's before anyone has a look at him
Jamarra Ugle-HagenIan “Bobby” HillTyson Stengle Tarryn ThomasDayle GarlettElijah TaylorHarley BennellChris YarranShane YarranLiam JurrahAlbert ProudAndrew Lovett
>>158300233yeah, and i doubt he'll do thathe's turning 27 and has put in 0 effort into footy in 18 months yet is doing all these interviews saying yeah i want to get picked upif he really wants to, needs to put his head down for all of next year minimum
>>158300269Paying my respects to elders past, present and emerging.
>>158300269bit in this
I got gyg for lunch and their burritos are noticeably smaller than zambreros but the flavour is better
>>158300269C YarranLovettHillBennellJurrahStengleJUHAnd then the rest were duds
>>158299992St Kilda should take him.
>>158300269nicky winmar
i refuse to believe that michellin star food actually tastes any better than a chicken parma or maccas
gaahappy friday to all those who observe
you should be having vegemite sandwich for lunch not a fuckin "burrito"
>>158300233pretty sure he has been training to be fair
>>158300807Why?
>>158300807>you should be having vegemite sandwich hello saar
>>158300994Bout time innit?
>>158301031oath
>>158300994>their
crazy how underbelly was released shortly before machete-wielding gangs of scholars and musicians descended on melbournealmost like they tried to convince the goyim it's always been a crime-ridden shithole
>>158300994Actually don't mind the Carlton Richmond match up, probably shouldn't be the opener but the last few years it's been a decent if not ugly contest
dead fuckin thread
Brisbane vs Perth tonight in the A-League, 19:00 AEST (20:00 AEDT)
>get everyone banned>complain about a dead threadrulespoof are you okay?
following this cunts feed and hes a winner
>>158302652no-one cares you worthless wog sperg
He’s been in Footscray for a like a week and already turned into a dero
>>158302747People like you make me sick. Where was the tip before the bet? If you don't give me the heads up on a lock then I don't give a flying fuck
lets go
>>158302934Enjoy no sports tonight while you reheat your readymeal butter chicken then
>>158303105never reply to me again giovanni you fat wog cunt, fuck off and never post here again
>>158303143No, I'm going to keep posting here
>>158303105>butter chickenI only eat euro meals
>>158302964>turned intoMate he already was.
>>158303231indian engineering is unmatched
>>158303600>ban evading
kek
>>158303641the only asd you should be concerned about is autism spectrum disorder, aus/pol/ blowcazzie fuckhead.
Tim McDonald is /ourbeta/
>>158303828Good, it's always been a rubbish programs
thoughts?
Long before the Telstra Dome,Where the Saints of football play,Lived a city that the damned called home,Hear their hellish roundelay...MelbourneHome of junkies, drunks, and whores!MelbourneTacky, overpriced cafes and stores!If you want to go to Hell, you should make that tripto the Sodom and Gomorrah down in Vic'!MelbourneStinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!MelbournePutrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!Melbourne ...Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!
>>158303893I'm gonna have to see a license for that line of questioning sir
>>158303993sneed
>>158302652Id unironically rather watch AFLW. Shame there’s no criccy on tonight
The d-generation was the peak of australian tv and comedy
>>158302964good luck not getting a stiffy
>>158302964Footscray is no longer feral. It's gentrified to being the Brunswick of it west.
>>158304283applied for another machete yet mate
>>158304283The surrounding suburbs like Seddon and Yarravile have been gentrified but central Footscray is still an absolute shithole, and it’s got a lot worse in the last few years. Most of the hipster bars that opened up have closed down
I've never been a fan of Eddie Everywhere BUT, in his true calling as a professional sports journalist, when it came to the VFL / AFL, you can never deny his expert knowledge, insights, promotion, nuances etcI think my being a non-fan goes to the fact that, in my Army days 1966-1996 I was a Carlton supporter & later, in retirement 1997-current, I'm a Brisbane supporter ... so ABC = Anyone But CollingwoodI still wish him well in the futureAs for the Nine businesses, they seems to be heading for destruction & penny-pinching won't solve the problems
>>158304328Eddie is pretty good guy I think and I generally enjoy him on the telly, just prone to saying some dumb shit. His wife tried to burn their house down when she found out he cheated on her
fiending for a half japanese, highly westernised gf this very night
If you take Eddie at face value as just a slightly autistic mad Pies fan he actually pretty enjoyable. He actually put passion into his commentary calls even when it wasn't his team. His Fred v Richmond call where Mundy goalies after the siren was pretty based, compared to the rest of the Vic drones in the box with him.
xander is pretty likeable too for a nepobaby that’s had every opportunity handed to him on a platter
whats his deal
>>158304328
REACHINN OUUUT
>xander is pretty likeable
love womens sports me
>>158304382>Diamond was born in Brooklyn, New York City, to a Jewish family.
>>158304397phwooooooar
>durrr his surname is maguire so i must hate xd
>>158302747that many legs for those odds is just asking for trouble>FUGGG 1 LEGG OFF
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbnn1BQhik7/
>>158304418>FUGGG 1 LEGG OFFbased politician
>>158303828What purpose did it fill other than having some retardant summarise the stories I read online hours earlier and then offering a brain dead, worthless opinion on those stories?
in hindsight was west coast giving pick 3 (jagga smith) for liam baker and matt owies a bad decision for a rebuilding side?
>>158304397Imagine the smell
>>158304538imagine being in charge of washing the team kits
>>158304536What do you think doofus? Is that a rhetorical question? Had it up to here with you
>>158304397
>>158304544just fed up of essendon and west coast making spastic list decisions and then having to hear them podner why they are fucking shit for a decade
Todd Woodbridge is a very boring individual. Not as boring as that bald fuckwit Larry Emdur though.
>>158304468ohnononononono
>>158304564price is right was based idiot
one day i may let you all have a look under the curtain for a brief moment, but that day is not today
>>158304569That was over twenty years ago
Got a wedding to attend tomorrow but I'm still getting blackout drunk tonight and hoping I dont wake up with a hangover. If I do I won't be pleasant to be around tomorrow
gone for the early lawn watering
Richmond vs Carlton is cancelled as the first game because there are concerns about the game quality. Bummers vs Pies on Anzac day is fine though to keep going.
>>158304653Money. That is all.
>essendon have only won 3 Anzac day games in the last 15 years>essendon haven't won back to back anzac day games since 2003/2004
>>158304615I got a wedding too bruv, gonna be hell but I'm close to going a full year sober this year then might get back on it next year
>>158304669essendon have been shit since the 80s really2000 was an outlier one off season
>>15830468393
>The 2026 season but it's just unhinged moments for 20 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7uAYefbWdg
>>158304683what are you talking about they got close in 99 and 01
>actually the last time essendon were good was the late 90skek thanks for proving my point
but you said the 80s
moloney rigoni carrazzo raso prestigiacomo fevola firrito ricciuto carracella rosa perrie petrie sylvia deluca rocca giansiracusa iacobucci
yep got em on a string again
welcome to the chanpions club, lachie neale
>>158304733beep boop malfunctioning wogbot
>>158304738neale has more flags than collingwood has in the last 30 years
>>1583047432 of those were asterisks
>collingwoods hopes are on a 34 year old neale carrying them
>buckley coaching a grand final for the lions against the pieswhat does he do?
>>158304755>imblying fagpies will make a grand finalwildcard if lucky kek
>>158304756yeah true i forgot the pies are fucking rubbish kek
>>158304755fuck it up
all this yank halloween shit can fuck right off
>>158304760Crisp
i dont like cricketi hate it
>>1583047522 brownlow medalists1 coleman medalistwho stops them?
>>158304397The emerging superstars of the Coca-Cola™ Sit-On-My-Face League.
Fuck off back to /pol/
>>158304564I always thought Emdur had no personality but he’s come out of his shell on Chaser. Guy actually seems alright and throws out some okay jokes at his and the Chasers’ expense.
fuck off back to r/worldnews ghislaine
>>158304752Is that what the old man is realising in the OP?
>>158304755I still don’t think he will get the Lions job. It will be Bruce.
is giga mega la nina or whatever the fuck it is still happening
How do I increase the girth of my erect Penis™?
>>158304807no the climate, um i mean science, changed sweetie>>158304809sex mostly
>>1583048095mg cialis
jesus christ there are a lot of moths outside
>>158304823I told my moth mates the orgy was at your place. Hope that’s cool.
>>158304823moth mostly
>>158304781>>158304784at least we're not singing horst wessel lied>>158304820trip on thaisperg iykwim haha
>>158302746>he's wondering why there isn't many posts in the middle of a work day
now that the dust has settledwhat was impey thinking
crazy how the thread comes to life when i get home
>>158304823I'm having a blast using my fly squatter to whack the shit out of them
jarman chimpey
>>158304869Enjoy your rangeban, champ
>>158304869your friend send you that? tell him i said nice
>>158304809turn back time, healthy diet, lots of exercise (play footy), lift weights and get lots of sleep. that's the only way to get a long, thick, girthy penis
>>158304886>that's the only way to get a long, thick, girthy penisthen how cum i can get one delivered on grindr within the hour idiot
>>158304397australian under 16 girls league tag team.this is NOT footy.
Going on a bender
>watching so much p*rn that you need drugs to get hardgrim grim grim
>>158304893>football is not football?>>158304901at least we're not taking pervitin
These 2 have the exact same iq
>>158304922and you have a lower iq than them both you seething faggotretire this shit mick
Tradies are the backbone of this country
for what reason would a tradie need to sneak off to do drugs for
dickbone*
>>158304930>country is paralyzed and in a death spiralsounds about right
>tradie hater is spending his friday night going on about tradiessad
>>158304966he's not me retard
Tradies are a pack of fucking retards lmao
>>158304897Dolly gonna cop a belting.
Friday arvo and this place is dead.Dead sport.Dead poomunity.
>>158304973go dons btw
>>158304397>>158304410>>158304538>>158304542>>158304787Nonce
>>158305031You got somewhere to be?
>>158304683they were good when they were on the gear
>>158305041yeah epic elim final loss they were an awesome team!
Friday night, what are you drinking and snackin on?
>>158305021see>>158304973
Is that picture really of a under 16s girls team?
>>158305065why would it change something?
BEEP BOOP!!!!
>>158305049I am drinking beer
>>158305108So am I.
>>158305077>U16's>all with visible celluliteit's over....
>>158305124Once they start getting plapped by chad thatll buff out
>be get to the choppah man (god help you if you don't know who this is)>including his dad, all dads on the block were an alcohol once they got back from warWhat's your excuse anon?
>>158305161I have a gf and when I drink I become a fiend for fat girls. I don't want that. Also dropped 7kg of booze weight this year. I miss it though.
Unashamedly love porkers me
>>158305174Fat girls are just more fun
>>158305161Dont know what you're on about
>want to see new Ali G>want to treat myself to some popcorn>don't want to choke from laughterwhat do
>>158305196BASED
reckon midnight oil’s alright, don’t care about the politics
>>158305200>see new Ali G>don’t want to choke from laughter There won’t be a risk of that
>>158305174>>158305187they stink like shit tho
>>158305218I make them shower before we bang. She MUST be clean
i wonder the difference of eating the asses of hot girls and hot fem twinks
>>158305211my name Borat. I show examples of a jokes from the films>"Where do you think the Durag originated from?">"China">"No it wa-->"But thats what is says on the tag"
>>158305227very little from experience
Reckon Brisbane have got this one, simply playing better football than Perth tonight
Love when ur eating a feebly ass and they pass outfrom the roytpnol and u killbthem
>Port 8.4 (52) def. Pies 0.4 (4)>professional athletes
>brisbane roar>perth glory>melbourne victorywtf kind of childish names are these
>>158305253grand final was 3 weeks ago mate
>>158305316Official team nickname branding is American drivel, they’re all childish
i love in big moments when a player kicks a goal when brayshaw yells surname, SURNAME
Sometimes I wanna discuss footy with you blokes but I know you won't take it seriously
>>158305354I haven’t taken this dying poofter sport seriously in twenty years
>>158305358Why not
>>158305316look who's talkingSydney! ...Swans!and don't bullshit me me by tell me its to do with elegance or some faggy reason
>>158305368i'm too drunk for this shit
>>158305362It’s a joke, over officiated, incompetent administration, social issue political shit infecting it , rigged toward certain outcomes. It’s dying and dead
>>158305368First of all, are you implying that I'm a sydneysider because I didn't mention whatever sydney's a-league team is called? Secondly, they are called the swans because they used to be south melbourne, who at one point had a lot of west australians playing for them. Try putting the piss away and replacing it with a book.
>>158305382>bookokay grandpops
>>158305374>over officiatedalways has been, scumps would pay like 100 free kicks in the 70s>incompetent administrationits not perfect but incompetent is too strong>social issue political shit infecting itwhat like saying yes to gay marriage 10 years ago? oh no the horror>rigged toward certain outcomesno evidence of this
>>158305417>>158305373
next afl team should be named something with Mumbai in the name because of all the Indians replacing the populace and how shockingly low the number of generations it took. The current trajectory is truly horrifying
>>158305368The only crime here is the Swan is an emblem of WA
got a mate that works at the yoghurt factory
>>158305211Good post.
did you lads enjoy friday night footy or nah?
>>158305497Give them more money. Support women.
>>158305497waste of time and money
>>158305503yeah women are like that but what about the footy?
>>158305448Is his name gurt
>>158305532no it's byron
I'm back after 10 days in the IP block hole
>>15830549750 milly
why are police taking so long to charge the pullman 5?
>>158305618Very intricate investigation with a lot of moving parts.
>>158305546>mention lord byron to gf last night>now this postglowie get out of head
>>158305618Until people forget how raped these blokes were
>>158305666Satan sees everything
the little maestro
harley reid requests a trade to the bombers by round 12
Harley Reid wins his fifth premiership with the Eagles and fifth norm smith medal cementing the Eagles as the the greatest team in the afl era and him the greatest player and he retires as a one club player.
>>158305751He just bought a house. He's not going anywhere.
>>158305764ive seen the script harley wants to play ion the big stage like anzac day
>gets stopped by a stepgood thing he'll never have to tackle the 3 steps of a GF stageKWAB
how about that wharfie time
>>158305807Nah he'll be being carried by his Eagles team mates on their shoulders like the Champion he is to accept his 5th norm smith already adorned with his premiership medal.
>>158305836Ashley & Martin time
Don't fight me over this.
imagine if dennis and bruce called the 2026 grand final
powah
>>158305972go port btw
port? What a rort.
port, more like fart
>>158305845Yeah yeah
lol
>>158306868one day champ you'll be harvesting potato's and then you'll see an long shadow looming over you and you'll know your days of shitposting on /afl/ are over
>>158305271>>158305497collingwood football club will be dragged before an inquiry into their lack of commitment to their aflw program at afl house
/horse/cox down back day lads best race of the year except it's not at the valley but that's okay
sargeant sleep didn't turn up to say goodnight and i had nightmares because of it
>>158309275
might post aus/pol/ blowie garbage at 8 in the morning on a saturday
Morning Israelites.
>>158307193It might be Sam Tucker
keep your voices down. sandgropers are still asleep
>>158309483
north melbs really blew their cap space on a meme winger
Bulldogs winning it all
fullflogs will be lucky to not win the spoonabsolute joke team, explains why they have 2 flags in 100 years kek
bit rude mate
shit kildawestern (lol) fullflogsnorf smellbumthe purple faggots, fred
Good morning alf
sucked my 2nd dick of the week last night. aiming for a new record of 3 dicks sucked in a week this weekend x
>>158309839Go pies btw
Slept in till 8.30 for the first time in over a year. I feel woozy and dazed. Is this what its like being a neet?
We're the Eagles, we're flying high...we're flying hiiiiiggggghhhhhhh
>>158305861
love her
>>158310504Unironically vegan energy.
every club having acadmies is the best way to have high quality teamsthe problem is there is simply too many spastic melbourne teams for this to happen
ac/dc is legitimately a top-tier band
thoughts on the new atlanta falcons logo?
>>158310717over 6 million dollars and they couldn't find less problematic colours? i'm so triggered rn now
Fold St KildaFold North Melbourne Fold Western BulldogsFold Essendon
>>158310717Surely they were fully aware this would generate some clicks through controversy?
where da fuk be everyone
>>158311386essendon is one of the most historically successful clubs in the league and you list them alongside joke team that have one flag in a hundred years like shit kilda and the flogs? im not a dosn man but they deserve to stay, fold the others thoughbeit
fold da klubs dat r bad xD
Reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>158312262u mad?
>>158312194>essendon is one of the most historically successful clubs in the leagueNTA but on what metric are they "one of the most historically successful clubs in the league"? Most premierships won when the league was in one state and only contained a handful of teams? 10 of their 16 flags come were from before the 1960s. In the last 40 years they've won 2 flags. They haven't won any kind of final game in 22 years. They used to boast about their membership but even that's just middle of the pack now with 5 of the 10 Vic teams having higher membership numbers. The suggestion to fold them is dumb because it won't happen but pretending it's by virtue of anything other than having slightly more members than the perennially struggling Vic minnow clubs is dishonest. Their success is all from almost a century ago and they've been one of the worst performing teams of the AFL era aside from a small period of dominance at the start of the century in which they could only win one flag.
>>158312376They've won two flags during the AFL era
>>158312404Which puts them behind 6 teams on performance and on par with Norf and Adelaide. How does that make them one of the most successful clubs?
>>158312438Most flags and most fans dickhead, do the math
>>158312438All things considered, aren't Adelaide generally considered a doing okay-to-good club?
weird how no one's covering up the hungry jacks logo
>>158312464>Most flagsThey're on a three way tie there and as I said more than 2/3 of those come from before the 1960s. Like saying Poort are the most successful clubs because of the flags they've won in their state league.>most fansAs I said they don't. They have only the 6th largest fan base from the Victorian clubs.
>>158312492Yeah, but they're also not in a state with 9 other clubs with half of those on permanent life support just to survive let alone compete.
>>158312513Membership numbers do not indicate the amount of fans you wanker
>>158312622Its better gauge than 'ive seen heaps' you fucking clown
The dosn of 2000 were too powerful so the AFL had to conspire to kill it. The only reason the same didn't happen to Geelong is because they infiltrated and subverted the AFL and the media like little hat wearing kikes.
>>158312622Oh yeah, a much better method that determining how many people are willing to pay to support a club is asking randoms on the street who they support or pulling made up stats directly from your arse like you.
>>158312786membership numbers correlate to ladder position not the number of fans how fucking dumb or disingenuous are you
>>158312915>membership numbers correlate to ladder positionSo why are Carlton and Richmond so much higher than Essendon then? Are Norf and Saints numbers set to jump past Essendon once they start winning flags?
all victorian clubs are bandwagoners or rely on another victorian club propping up the numbers as the away teamsee richmond getting 17k against gwsthe eagles would never
richmond are notoriously big fair weather fans
>richmond are notoriously big fair weather fans>has more fans than "big" club during time when it's stuck on the bottom of the ladder for years
crazy how essendon performed the same as now when all their players were banned and half the team was top up vfl playerslike if you were intentionally trying to sabotage the list management you probably couldn't fuck it up this bad
>most successful club in the league (VFL flags count as double the amount of nu-AFL flags)>largest silent majority fanbase in the country (would break all membership records if they were top of the ladder)>most aesthetic Guernsey in the league (black and red perfectly compliment each other, as well as being the best colours)yep must be the dosn
>>158313032thats the thing though they dontif they are playing a non victorian team they get st kilda type crowds
>>158313055And yet they still have more people willing to give their money to the club than big 4 club Essendon. Really makes you think.
>>158313074more people forgetting to cancel the automatic rollover from when they were successful a few years ago
>>158313122Extreme copium and dishonesty. This is how Essendon supporters convince themselves they still follow a big club.
richmond had no good grand final wins
>>158313306t. says merry xmas instead of happy timeyou hindiphobic shitlord
post some horse tips mateno point showing us after you have won hundreds
dont feel like it
>>158313738he shows the one that won not the 15 others that lost
>>158313490shut the fuck up mickhead you deadshit spastic blowie
I miss sucking dick, legit haven't had one in my mouth for years.
>>158313774make your own way
>>158313898fucking cunt
Essendon customers, sorry supporters since they don't or can't actually give any money to their club, need to adjust to the reality that they're no longer a big club and arguably never were.
hird would have injected 50k members into the bombers if he was coaching
>>158313922fav in the next
>>158313954more like 50k peptides into the team amirite LMAO
Would you blokes suck my cock for 20 bucks
>>158313995you took my subtle joke and ruined it mate
My gobbies are worth at least 100
watch the bikes, otherwise you could end up like this sad cunt >>158314031
the 5:15pm grand final is going to be based
>>158314060
im on syd r5 n5 not confident
>>158313738>horse tipswhy do you want anon to post not work safe images on work safe board and pony content outside /mlp/
>>158314467vax status?
>>158314467shitrag news.com.au are implying suicide
Oh my god I seriously just want to fuck somebody up
>played 36 games and kicked 31 goals for Port Adelaide between 2010 and 2013Imagine this was the summation of your life's achievements
this but oh my god I seriously just want to fuck somebody (pajeeta)
>>158314623i would rather play 1 game for port than 400 or whatever like dingleberry did for a scum plastic joke franchise like the fagpies kek
>>158314467literally who
>>158314623what have you done with your life cunt?probably an achievement if you even get up to put the bins out
>>158314802Shut the fuck up idiot
wearing my fxd shorts at the pub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Atmiyp8qQ
we need to normalise reading out video game achievements in eulogies
>anons life achievements>cert 2 in computing>applied for new start
surfin bird for me next at flem
>>158314887why? if you dont care about the 8 or 9 people who'll attend your funeral in life, why are you trying to impress them in death?
>>158314064Do you offer mates rates?
you need to go back to back to even be in contention about been discussed as a good sideeverything else is just a fluke season
>>158314802what do you mean by 'out'? outside my room? the kitchen? out of the house? YUKKY NO WAY, THATS WOMANS WORK HEIL 4 CHAN BASED BASED BAAAAAASED aww fcken meds are playing up. it makes me wank to tranny porn, but i'm not gay. post more i'm so lonely MUUUUUUUM
ok mate
>>158314887i only platinumed 5 games on my psn.. not sure thats worth reading out at me funeral
still got a headache from drinking last night which is making it hard to drink now
my right eye keeps twitching
its probably schizophrenia
nerve damage doctors tomorrow
do you fellas get the balls out when you piss
>>158314948you get 20% off if your dick is above 8 inches
>>158315147Yep
B: Brayden Maynard, Billy Frampton, Jeremy HoweHB: Isaac Quaynor, Darcy Moore, Harry PerrymanC: Sam Swadling, Ed Allan, Josh DaicosHF: Beau McCreery, Dan McStay, Jordan De GoeyF: Lachie Schultz, Jesse Hogan, Jamie ElliottFoll: Darcy Cameron, Nick Daicos, Lachie NealeI/C: Oscar Steene, Jack Crisp, Dan Houston, Will Hayes, Pat LipinskiEmerg: Angus Anderson, Tim Membrey, Roan Steele, Charlie WestGenuinely who stops this team?
last digit is my coxy bet
>>158315230>Genuinely who stops this team?whoever finishes 7th
Daniel Stewart doesn’t even get a black and white photo with his birth and death years on the afl website, that’s how irrelevant he was
>>158315230>who stops this team?adelaide, brisbane, carlton, essendon, fremantle, geelong, gold coast, gws, hawthorn, melbourne, north, port, richmond, st. kilda, sydney, west coast
>>158314998Depends. Which 5?
>>158315292and western bulldogs*knew i was forgetting someone haha
Next one of you blokes that sets me off is going to get bodyslammed onto concrete I tell you what.
>>158315300the fullflogs will be lucky to finish 15th. their backline is dogshit and a plodder like butters won't change anything. worth 15% of their cap now btw.
>sets me offyeah i bet you have a heap of triggers you big autistic spastic
The Western Sudos + Butters
only thing you're picking up and slamming is a block of chocolate you fat, pre-diabetic idiot.
western suburbs is for faggots
my pets have never worn collars and never will
>>158315347pretty sure politicians have a dress code
Have you guys decided on your entail method of suicide yet? I think I will swim out into the sea
My addiction is neeting
my addiction is weed gambling and blowing hot sticky loads into my ac compressor
>>158315372I'll be suiciding by natural causes at the age of 87 in bed surrounded by loved ones.
i eat pieces of shit for you for breakfast
>>158314907he's not me retard
>>158315391You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
cox plate without the valley turn is legit soulless
>Ribs for dinner>Sticky date for dessertNow if only I was making it for two instead of one....
>>158315408>eating meat
Micksperg how's your CIT course going?
>>158299895What did they actually do to that retarded girl? I just remember sexual assault and vaguely something about two of them peeing on her while she was blowing someone or something but I don't know if I'm just misremembering that whole thing. I do remember people being mad.
Do you guys remember those people that used to walk around disinfecting all the street poles during covidAnd that retard that said you had to duck under the footy if it came towards you at a game
>>158315454never happened
>>158315454>And that retard that said you had to duck under the footy if it came towards you at a gameWho was that clown shoe? The SA premier or something?
1 month wharfie time anniversary
>>158315426I don't want to talk about it
Only 20,000 people died of covid in Australia
grand final of racing is on lads
>>158315476Meaning they died from something else while having covid.
>>158315470SA health woman
>>158315372do it soon questionsperg
>>158315478this but the a-league
asics are the best football boots
>>158315484Knew it was something SA.
pikeysandcopers win it
Cox (plate) out west
I didnt know anyone that died of covid, but I dont know many people at all
>>158315491and burley are the best football balls
I had a yellow burley that I was very fond of
They should just have a designated dero carriage on the Frankston line
>>158315508ive only ever kicked a sherrin, i got a cheap used training ball after an afl game once and my local state league uses sherrins (i am on the eastern seaboard and not a sandcoper)
Car racing absolutely sucks
>Ask Dad to get me a footy as a kid>Get given a Kookaburra and not a SherrinHe didn't love me, did he?
how the fuck did fremantle thin they were ever gonna win anything with mason fucking cox
real alf hoursyou guys are the real niggas that bring me back<3
>>158315548In fairness Mason Cox is one of only three players on Fremantle's list to actually play in a premiership.
If the grand final had been hawthorn v fremantle it would of been a slurper, hawthorn would of won by 70 points
Say thank you to based brisbane for giving you a classic grand final to cap off the best threepeat of all time
Hawthorn will be a runaway freight train steamrolling everything in their path. I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t lose a game next year
>>158315540This, fuck cars
>>158315565Their run not over yet. Still a chance it ends up a fourpeat.
>>158315580I think their list has at least one more flag in it but it won’t be next year. Staying up for four in a row just doesn’t happen. Due for a down year.
thank you based brisbane for the threepeat and giving mckenna flags
king and merrett make hawthorn worse
>>158315580>>158315588I'll be cheering them on for the fourpeat all year long with banepoof, i wanna see it
I'll be interested to see Merrett play for a great team after he's being playing for the worst club of all time his whole career
you lads gonna over analyse meaningless praccy games next yeah or nah?
Coming upA crash course in depravity ...Sydney Swans and the butt slap!
>>158315599genuine trvkealso greene and ridley make cheatlong worse, neale and hogan make poolingwood worse, and butters makes the dogs worse.
merretts a selfish tumourenjoy your hack kicks and mouth breathing
there are grown men itt without a drivers licence
>>158315632Wrong, except ridley he is useless due to his injuries
>>158315653Me
>>158315599Merrett is a definitive improvement but they still need Day to actually stay fit for a majority of the year to get full value. King is one-dimensional but kicks lots of goals so will probably end up a valuable recruit. Don't like hawks but their list looks primed to challenge for the next few years until Sicily and Barrass hit the wall.
>>158315653no need to worrydriverless cars are in our lifetime
>b-but he made essendon play better 4.5 times per year when he wasnt injured
>>158315656low footy iq detected
reid > reid > reid
>>158315668all the other shitter hawks mids wont try as hard with merrett in the team so its a net loss really
>>158315688I'd like to see someone argue against this.
Collingwood will be wildcard chads for the forseeable futureThey'll probably make a few prelimsDeal with it
>>158315702they will crash and burn west coast style and will be a laughing stock like them for at least a decade as well.
>>158315702>Finish high as possible on the ladder without actually achieving anything>Avoid all possible chances to get high quality youth into the club>Bottom out suddenly when all your old players retire >???>Profit!
Darcy "he never married" Moore
pies lost a wild card final to a rubbish side who then went on to lose to another rubbish side, said rubbish side then went on to get belted by 10 goals in a semi
>>158315742Surely old, regret-filled Neale and Hogan on one foot will shoot them back into premiership contention.
Darcy Moore will never be gay, no matter how much you fantasize about him
darcy "chutney ferret" moore
>>158315782Jamie Elliott is actually unironically gay
>>158315800isaac quaynor too
yeah my cats not wearing a bell when hes outside unsupervisedmy cats not a poofta
my favourite 4chan mod is gwsfan
darcy "cat bell" moore
but does he fight like hell until the final bell?
>>158315800I'd fuck him
What do you reckon?
>>158315491I have been wearing asics gel nimbus and they are great for my feet
>>158315835Jamie Elliott is relentlessly handsome
>They're trying to blame GTA for the guy that ran over the politician that made Albo seethe when she pointed out his corruptionPathetic.
>>158314640Crisp
>>158315869Good
>>158315833
>noooooooo not muh hecking video game
>>158310504Kind of crazy that Ben Brown kicked 3 goals in a winning grand final
>>158315894Won't even be playing it because I don't have a PS5 but it wasn't the videogame.
>>158315869thank fuck thought they were gonna come for my medical cannabis
I almost just sharted
Got ciggies from the shop before and there was a chinese bloke serving me about 20He had trouble finding the ones i wanted and I said trying to be social id get confused too mate they all look the sameHe sort of stopped and looked at me with an angry expression and didnt say another word after that
>>158315909Apparently it may only be a few months (2-3) delay between console and pc release, not the 12-18 months rockstar usually takes.
got no interest in gta, never have
>>158315957same, i tried gtav on ps5 like last year and couldn't get into it at all, dunno what boomers see in these games
i need to drink, because it’s my medicine, but I just can’t force it down anymore. But it’s my medicine to make me feel better
>>158315957normie shit
need rc more than ever
rc is clinically dead mate
>>158315996F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
I need to do a arsehole stretching toilet blocking shit
I’ve been singing that south park song, there are too many minoritiiies, in my head all day
>>158316012Looking good mate
>>158314467>born after me>dies before mefeels good, all that hard work to make it into the AFL and "make something" of yourself was all for nothing cunt, in the end I won.
>>158316015thanks boss
What has happened to this place?I don’t recognize it anymore.It used to be so funandspecial.What is lifeworth living for?The dream is dead,our land is gone;There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on
>>158315653me and also AI cars so not even going to bother
what are you lads thoughts on ethan klien having an affair
breakup sex with matt owies
passionate anal sex with jack viney
letting willem duursma grind on your cock and balls
>>158304283the mall/plaza.whatever resembles those streets of Philly with all the nogzombies and generally creating skidrowscray. thew fucken MAYOR got clocked by "an unhoused sudanese-australian activist and community voice" a few weeks ago, in the middle of the murder mile. arrested, but no charges laid. whatsoever.HONK HONK
the janny line is +15mins
is harley still fucking his team mates sister
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/i-could-release-the-footage-iconic-melbourne-suburb-divided-over-crime-as-traders-walk-away/news-story/2679d1a545a6d7ee29da35b98608b411
>>158316066no now’s he’s just fucking his teammates
>>158304755>10 HARD HITS ON HIS THC VAPE BETWEEN ON GROUND INTERVIEW AND THE BOUNCE>Gummies and worms throughout each quarter>cheeky bump of K once each term starts>modafanil other than that, who knows?
>>158316093you’re thinking of goodwin
janny line bros...
>>158316098I'm thinking of Bevvo. add some DMT to the mix and yeah, bevooooooooo checked trivagooooooogotta check trivagooooooooo
>>158316142this is hella gay unc
>gayfl
knobGOD has earned my respect knob on knobGOD
what happened this time
>>158316183related to paul foot?
what’s the name of that sexy vfl boundary ump?
>>158316183related to sore foot?
https://www.instagram.com/gretamiller_/Corr blimey she can throw my balls in any day of the week
>>158316220seen her at a 'burg game
>>158316228I’ve seen her at windy hill, she has a nice bum
I am unemployable because I can't be trusted to do any job, or even show up to begin with
WHERE'S THE NEW FUCKING THREAD
i am a incredibly lazy slovenly slob cunt
>>158316220cute blondes are my weakness
people always ask where is the new thread and never how is the new thread
i did a shit
its off season we dont need to sperg out every time we hit 500
AHHHH WE HIT 500 ARGGGGG AHHH WHERES THE NEW THREAD
i want to fuck one of yous in the bum hehe
>ahhhhhh me thread
Just saw a tree full of beautiful rainbow loorikeets, there’s at least 15 of them
you're all a bunch of dumb cunt deadshit spastic fuckheads
for real though why are there so many fucking mongs in the bayside suburbs?
>>158316310all me
god i miss footy and all the sperging
ill make the next thread if someone gives me thr image
>>158316327
>>158316336>>158316336>>158316336newy here and now
>>158316331>>158316341
FUCKHEAD SPASTICS
