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Lance Franklin and Harry Sheezel
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It's a Bane world and you just living in it.
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lol
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empowerment (male) :@
empowerment (female) :O
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>That OP
>That lack of information and news
>That absolute disrespect for our /alf/
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>>158282236
fuck off nrlsperg
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not happy that they're bringing back international rules, it was a stupid gimmick the first time round and it's not any better now
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powah
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you guys feeling alright?
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keep getting dandruff
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>>158284223
wash your head
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He'll get the top job this time, right?
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we're back spackies
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Ive been so lost. A wreck
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Be honest, how many times did yous refresh the site while it was donw
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Good morning alf
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Fucking WOODSIDE ENERGY those chumps ruined Fred's chances
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/fremantle-dockers-captain-addresses-controversial-push-to-cover-sponsor-logo-on-jersey/news-story/3dfb9e8fdd3d127b4c1f1982223499ab
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Matthew Owies, the former igg
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voting for yung lean and bladee in triple m top 1000. hope it makes it.
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sarrr the php
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>>158285626
>jersey
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH IT'S A FUCKEN GUERNSEY FUCK YAS
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Good morning alf
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>>158285654
>>158285703
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>>158284223
WASH YOUR PENIS
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php
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>>158285757
It’s a jumper
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>>158286448
it's keev
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What would you blokes do if there was footy on tonight?
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>>158286607
meth mostly
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>>158286607
fiddle with my bumhole
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>go into disabled bathroom at work after woman walks out
>see a pube on the seat
Dare I….taste it?
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>>158278901
bit soggy, surely you can sort that out.
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The main problem with footy is channel 7
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new gf comes over
>cook and prepare delicious venison stew, home baked bread, delicious wine
>absolute triumph, gf dead impressed, sex is fantastic
this could be _the one_
>days later asks me why I have a safe
>what safe? oh, that. its the gun safe
>visible ick face
>starts to not answer texts, making excuses to not meet
this hasn't happened before, shes not even a lefty type.
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>>158286875
r/ThatHappened
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had a good day off spee yesterday
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>>158287045
As difficult as it must be for you to believe, o redditor, people do have sex.Just not you.
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my flatmate has a date tonight
I hope he brings him home so I can listen
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>>158287045
he literally says it hasn't happened, are you stupid?
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>>158287136
what a-league team does he play for?
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nerds, would a bounty get paid out to the ai program who found/created this vulnerablility?
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>>158287136
Are you gonna touch yourself if you hear them?
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>>158287212
based bug chaser
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cox plate looms
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>>158287055
Crisp me eating a drumstick right now.
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>>158287212
it would go to openai if anything since they are the ones that found it
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>Former All-Australian delisted after six seasons at Carlton

kwab
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I, for one, think open source AI should be banned and a global counsel set up to decide who can create AI
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>maths should be banned
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>maths is racist
remember how the media tried to pull that one off?
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the goyim have truly lost the plot
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>>158287505
Why didn't Allah save his career?
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>new, improved recipe
Has this ever been turned out to be a good thing?
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>>158285664
Based Leandoer
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>>158287988
kek
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>>158287988
>tfw no sluts
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>abos next door had a screaming match at 6am this morning after getting drunk
Kek classic aboscum can’t handle their drink. WILL be calling the cops and reporting them for child endangerment
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>>158288104
>abos next door
where tf do you live?
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>>158288151
living next door to Alan
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>grog ran out at 6am
>cenno doesn't come through until 5pm
>bitch wife blamed me
she gonna learn today unna. Gonna make that bitch skip.
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>>158287716
Has been done before during WWII and it was threatened during 2020 election meetings too. It's how they keep all the good tech and breakthroughs under wraps. Literally forbidding research.
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*hands you the blackpill*
https://youtu.be/Pnq1_3BXIqA?si=ttYGE-kQLrqT9i4f
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>>158287927
a bounty should be paid when we find it, then a subscription fee should be charged from then on. they obviously can't be trusted with it. unmoderated and unsupervised.
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>>158287988
checked and job bluth-pilled
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bigfooty down too
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cant stop thinking about the large western bulldogs i just did
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>>158288104
>WILL be calling the cops and reporting them for child endangerment
It’s the right thing to do. Even more so if they actually have a child.
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>>158287988
Why would Pies use this photo? This genuinely looks like a man filled with regret. What were they intending him to look like?
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>php is the stagehand behind the theatre which is the internet
jesus abc, leave me out of this you hipster cockheads
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>>158288588
They’ve got a few running around. Hopefully it costs them their child payments from Centrelink too, dumb fucking useless abo cunts.
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Why is this whole php thing impacting the internet so significantly? Sites being forced to address security issues? Fucking lol that it was an Indian company AGAIN.
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>>158286875
Only literal faggots like guns, like going to the gym - you're feeding into a literal homoerotic masculinist fetish spruiked online as codes of 'manliness'.
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>>158288633
>abos being denied tax-payer funded gibs
Yeah, nah, dunno about that. Not likely imo.
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>>158288104
ECARL is the go-to, they literally by law have to document and look into everything with the power of the State.
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draft in 4 weeks
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>>158288664
fuck nevermind that's just an sa thing apparently
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>>158288636
It happened like 6months ago I remember, 4chan down for ages along with every cloudflare website
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>>158288638
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
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Fuck woman are pathetic, just work with in an office and you’ll see when they can’t hide everything behind social media how fucking faggoty and pathetic and stupid they are. I hate women so much bros, wish I was a faggot
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>>158288638
not everything is related to sexuality, much less gay sexuality. but i'm sure you can make it so if you really want. I hunt, I use firearms to do so, like my dad, and my uncles and some of my aunties and cousins. and only because you felt in important to mention gay sex, the sex I had that night was heterosexual, like all the sex I've ever had. btw, whats the gym got to do with it? I was asking for advice/insight into female psyche, of which noone here had any. but you bringing up gaysex speaks volumes. youre the guy who bangs on about tradies as well I suppose. well, good job there champion.
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im more skeptical about the venison stew

where does one acquire such meat in australia hmm?
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>>158288804
A bit in this post. You seem to not be aware that many modern codes of manliness tie back directly to homosexual niche fetishes that somehow came accepted into contemporary masculine cultures. Many also go back to WW1/WW2 recruitment propaganda but that's another issue.
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every accusation is a confession
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>today's bridge of lies contestants are ebglish roses who've known each other for 30 years
imagine being ridden by those milfs
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>>158288860
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>>158288624
there aren't really techlets who still don't know what php is are there?
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>>158288871
did you dig through the archive in preparation for me posting that again? lmaoo rattled
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>>158288836
You get deer all over the place, it's a little exxy at the butcher but if presumably anon has guns for hunting, that'd be where he got it
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>>158288901
the abc has some guy with the glasses and the haircut straight out of hipster nerd casting. idk, I just know some wiggy clapped and laughed when he said it, i died a little inside and want to go home. I hate rehearsals.
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>>158288901
there are and they post among you
>>158288636
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>>158288845
You have a source for these claims?
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>>158288929
yep. at you can parse a sentence. hold a workshop for some of these dudes, its like esl 101 in here. Macedon and thereabouts good Sambar , pest rated so gtg
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>>158286875
she's doing you a favour mate
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>>158288981
Crisp pisshead
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>>158288636
the indian company is a separate issue, but no surprises they were jeets
>He also explains that the private keys were incorrectly generated and could be retrieved from the certificates.
>“The private keys are effectively all-zeroes apart from the last byte.
what could go wrong
but at least it's encrypted! :^)
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>>158289001
word salad, and you started with the personal attacks btw. had enough of you. piss off.
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>>158289014
I can simplify the language if you would prefer. And I didn't. I started with an appraisal on who likes certain behaviours/actions. Nothing was said about you. Evidently, you chose to take it personally.
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dogsperg is a flogsperg hahahaha
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>>158288959
Knowing what something is and why two particular vulnerabilities have necessitated security updates and measures aren’t the same thing.
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>>158289033
>Only literal faggots like guns, like going to the gym - you're feeding into a literal homoerotic masculinist fetish spruiked online as codes of 'manliness'.
so you reply to my post saying that and then claim through your mouthful of broken teeth that you were not calling me a faggot. I see. try that getting away with it in real life outside your "command centre of tolerance and justice" smarmy passive aggression like yours, and then denial of its existence does not go down well, cunt.
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>>158286875
what's in the box? oh that's just my option to family annihilate you at any moment, better do as I say, haha.
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shut up you seppofied gun loving fuckhead
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>you like X that means you're gay
>you dislike X that means you're gay
weird how faggotry is seen as the highest virtue until they use it to shame normal blokes doing normal bloke stuff
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>>158289075
You obviously have guns. There is no evidence in your post that you like guns. I discussed the liking of guns; I said nothing about your ownership thereof. It is entirely possible to have guns and not like them.
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inb4 soijacks
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>>158289095
another brilliant insight from professor pedophile
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>>158289095
blokes use gay-shame to enforce a 'manliness' that the gays themselves had a large part in developing
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>>158289128
>professor pedophile
i'm not jewish mate
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>>158289104
thats the first post youve made (also the shortest) that is right. I was going to add that you mentioned the internet; i've been shooting longer than the internet's been everywhere (yes, I am an oldcunt )so it's not the cause or reason I shoot nor is it for it's benefit aka likes or w/e
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>>158289131
thats a prawn
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>>158289189
Do NOT let Mick see this post.
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>>158289188
Your dick is a prawn aka shrimp.
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>>158289050
anon is still a techlet for assuming both those issues are the same
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>>158289155
>manliness is some paranoid preformative larp
extremely hebraic viewpoint
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>>158289195
>implying i'm going to fall for that
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get used to shit like this php thing happening from now one. AI had a breakthrough recently so you will see all the AI companies using AI to find exploits in the internet before any competent hacker with a claude subscription brings down the whole internet.
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left: performative australian manly man
right: alpha male
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>>158289293
based
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>>158289189
if you post your email and credit card details in the name and option fields, gets you a platinum 4chan pass too. fuck yeah.
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>>158289331
they/us/we glow in the dark, and dazzle in the day, me ol china. some of them/us/we have been shitposting when you were just lil wrigglers in your mum's anal cavity.
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>300k donated to save the children foundation
probably shouldve donated to save a leg foundation
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how many of you work in jobs that could be replaced al most entirely by AI?
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>According to eMudhra, a flaw in the script used during the key generation ceremony created a second, weaker key pair, which was mistakenly used to create the certificate signing requests because its labels were similar to those of the original keys.
>“Some additional context – these issuers created were meant for export to our US and European data centers to solve data sovereignty issues for some of our customers (but never ended up operationally in production except for one),” the CA said.
>“There were human errors in multiple steps of the process that resulted in significant flaws in the key lifecycle integrity process for this KGC. We are now digging deeper for code flaws, process gaps, and maker/checker controls specific to this issue. Over the next week, we will reverify every key ceremony we have done,” eMudhra added.
at least we're not coding in german
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iggs boomer and his nonechucks on the piss n shard again. no php = no innanets = no trannyporn = melty to 11 = goes to harrass his local mp = handcuffs
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>>158289388
neets is hard job
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shut up you dyslexic faggot
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>>158289325
Oh cheers, thanks for the tip
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>>158289388
current gen ai, no. not even aspects.
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>>158289399
hse not me retard
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>>158289400
found kelli's alt email for gay porn lads
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>>158289404
slit your throat micknonce you worthless tranny freak
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uh oh banesperg melty
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I'd like to see AI bang a hammer
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>>158289435
you really will wank to anything ay?
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>>158289131
massacred her face with makeup
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>>158289388
ai isn't magic. most people aren't going to be replaced by some godlike skynet shit. it'll be people just like them but who have leveraged their existing domain knowledge with ai instead of going through the motions doing the same shit they always have done.
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luv 2 c ai lay a brick in 38 degree midlura heat fukn pussy
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on a SDS drill bit. smartest tradie
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>>158289524
LOL
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>Mod
>tradie
it's a jeet
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>>158289442
It's an interesting discussion your honour
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>>158289524
mine have 5, that'd be fun to see him compute what sort of space-drill uses that
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>>158289530
>brisbane
banechod has arrived
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i miss banechod, not mickhead with an indian vpn but the original
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Is there some scam where people get others to sign up for phones or plans at Optus or just normal crim shit?

Saw some black Yemeni dog outside Optus coaching two deadshit hoodrat girls on what to say to staff and it sounded dodge as fuck. I don't usually snitch but he was black so I put in a tip to crime stoppers.
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>>158289524
>precesses (wiggles)
fuck he englishmogged us
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Love to lay a brick into your head you painful, fat idiot.
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>>158289524
fuck up cunt
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>>158289623
you're the guy who mutters threats to himself on the 86 tram aren't you? that doesnt narrow it down I know but thats how I imagine you. and stinking of stale urine.
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>>158289636
tradiesperg's lollyween cozzie's lookin good.
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>>158289665
Disturbing face. Like someone shrunk it to 75% in MS Paint
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>>158289665
i dont know who they are
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>>158289665
OH BABY
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r8 my council
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>>158289681
too many whites and men there. try to take inspiration from this small indie company
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>>158289703
an Indian Indie Institution headquartered in India...well, thats not very vowel-diverse. I'm indignant and incensed
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>>158289751
>>158289703
interested in internship?
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>>158289703
>powered by ChatJeetPT
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>commiepoof (who is a collingwood fan) discussing gender theory
is commiepoof actually legit darcy moore?
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>>158289681
Real or?
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>>158289636
fukken saved kek
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>>158289795
>women front and centre
>men strewn around the sides and back
a very melbourne image
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Watching food content on tiktok
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A man with a massive tool collection is the same as a woman with a massive makeup collection
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https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2083449
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There’s bad things in store for a few of you blokes. I don’t forgive and I don’t forget.
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>>158289795
assuming thats my council, idk, they do zap us for annual rate increases so assuming there is someone there but i couldnt tell you if its something/someone other than a drinking bird
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>>158289820
just in case of landcruiser/BYD Shark of peace. bullet sponges dont come cheap (they do actually ahahaha sluts)
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wheres the clint
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>>158289841
or a mechanic or a hair n makeup artist (WHAM) BUT NEVER are they some neet meatbag telling everyone else what they are whilst remaining fat and above criticism xerselves.
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>>158289636
>tradiebros, isnt it le relatable that we just want to bash everyone we dont like??
violence is low iq
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>>158289472
um she doesn't look brown enough to be doing that
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>>158289869
*clit
>>158289665
based dwayne idk who the woman is though, daughter?
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Classic fuckhead tradie resorting to violence. Tradeniggas are the scum of the earth, low iq fuckheads
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>>158289293
I have seen tradies park there when they don't have a trailer like its some special parking just for tradies so fuck them its a free for all as far as I am concerned
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>>158289874
maybe i'm the dumb cunt (actual tradie but w/e) but I interpreted that
as the apprentice internally raging at the senior/master craftsman/journeyman/"boss" because "its fukkin boomer shit fuk jus wanna get hi and watch tiktoks with me mates ay", much like the tradiesperg (s) in here. bit of a self own, depending on the context of how/when it was posted
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>>158289887
thanks for illustrating my point so quickly, bailey.
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>>158289888
checked, but does that explanation work when you have to deal with the wheel clamp guy? asking for noone because it doesnt affect me and my bunnings trade card + window decal -posessing self
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>>158289900
>getting stuff c&c
just get it delivered mate
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>>158289892
Tools down bra!!!! Smoko time aye hahah get in da hilux on $90k finance and go grab a pie and eat it watching da surf aye???? Cunt, neck yourself
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>Saints gun (Jesse Tawhiao-Wardlaw) among two dropped after failing to meet club standards
>It's understood neither player has been dropped due to form or fitness, but having failed to meet deadlines on mandatory tasks required of every member of the playing group after all matches.
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>>158289902
its not your twice daily ubereats order you pelican. your mum will park where she is told, as will you when you can drive.
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>>158289917
I've already won, m8. calm down.
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>>158289918
>pAy uS thE SAme As THe mEN
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>>158289925
You’ll win my fist across your jaw if you ever try and tell me what to do again mate, sort yourself out and then come back and apologize before I fucking sort you out myself
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fucken oi fucken ay cunt fucken oi cunt yeah ay fucken…
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eternalblue was a bigger cyber exploit scenario than this php shit
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>my jeetcode can beat up your jeetcode
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*crashes $90000 Ute trying to overtake someone in a school zone because the local servo is running out of chocolate oaks and four n twenty traveler pies*
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don't know what this php shit is and don't care either
>>158288624
i hate journalists
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>>158289917
show us some more sweet karate moves m8. grab that broom there and do some lightsaber staff stuff like the meme fat kid.
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*fingers 16yr old drunk girl at party and brags about it to mates*
Nah she wanted it ayyyyyeee haha lads nah her eyes were shut and she couldn’t talk but she wanted it hahah would have said no if she didn’t aye brah hahahah
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you can go out into the world and live an entire life and then come check out /afl/ and this lad will still be seething eternally about tradies kek
would love to hear his origin story
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Crisp mentally ill poster
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>>158289931
I read it imagining you thinking you're tough, if you put a modicum of effort into your real life as you do into your pissy little threats here you might end up alright. but you won't and you won't.
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>>158289951
I’ll dust you cunt, keep running your fat mouth and watch what happens. Plenty of blokes have paid the price from this general. You won’t be the first, but you can be the next
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>>158289959
bullied out of an apprenticeship within a week because bants v bullying, probably told his mum, who complained or something. now he's got a rageboner for tradies and authority.
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>The people that did the KGC on that day are from our internal team - led by Keshava and other members of his team (all of whom have more than a decade of experience and have been with us as employees for more than 8 years operating our PKI/Trust Services) and Keshava himself has been with us for more than 15 years.
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2083449#c10
imagine having all that experience and still doing one of the most rookie mistakes
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>>158289964
start with your figurines and your bookshelves. dunno how you can breathe in your room with all the dust and semen. disgusting.
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>>158289920
im down to one a day champ
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>>158289985
why do you hate brown people? they only want a better life (than yours).
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>iggs just delisted owies early
KEK
jagga would be looking good right about now eh
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For me, the issue is their hubris
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>owies
the most popular trade in eagles history
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>>158289959
Who the fuck are you dark skinned faggot?
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>>158289982
I’ll start and end with putting you six feet under mate, you’ve come for the wrong guy
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>>158290038
wouldn't
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>>158290038
A teen could be 19 if you think about it
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>>158290044
he was below the age of consent in SA (17)
https://www.noticer.news/south-australia-police-cadet-teen-sex-charges/
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>>158290034
why are guys coming for you anyways. bit fruity. I'm staying in drinking this beer. carry on ya unfunny wuss. same every day with hyou/
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>>158290047
>The noticer
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>>158290038
GIWTWM
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may allah smite down he who first sold the concept of tofu to women inshallah
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>>158290047
she'll get 1 year if that because she's a woman more like 2 months
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>>158288360
GOB
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>>158290061
Hi Jake, how’s Moorabbin with all the infidels?
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>>158290042
poofter ay? this guy>>158290034
wants you to come for him.
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>>158290062
that's because she's a harmless woman not an evil dangerous loner elderly man arrested in Sydney for allegedly posting Nazi symbols online
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You’ve been blessed by the fat fuck Dwayno of commentary! Say “give us a Twix Dwayno” and your team will finish minimum top 8 next year
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>>158290074
>Twix
He’s got Twirls, you fucking blind nonce cunt.
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>>158290070
depends if anyone verified the gender they identify as
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>>158290081
calm down fatty
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>>158290081
Your team will finish bottom 4 now you fucking smartarse cunt
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jokes on you my team always finish bottom 4
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>>158290091
go saints btw
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>>158290109
>109
>saints
oy vey
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>>158290091
Don’t think so, mate. I don’t barrack for the Bombers, Tigs, Aints or Poort.
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>>158290088
>spotted the camera
>starts to swing her hips and pull up her wedgie
very strange
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>>158290123
>very strange
Only if you know nothing of women
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Post aesthetic vaginas.
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>>158290088
More like this
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Indian for dinner and not the hsgf kind
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>>158289681
>>158289703
>>158289795
Councils members as well as politicians usually look like dysgenic freaks because politics in general mostly attracts only weirdos and social edge cases.

The simple fact is that for the most part normal people don't get involved in politics. They have too much else going on and better things to do. And the average person doesnt usually get off on the idea of forcing the rest of society to do as they say. So you mostly only get religious types of political extremists who go into politics because these are the only people who actually want to dictate to all society. Then suddenly it seems like your country is falling off a cliff because there are seemingly no normal people to be found anywhere.
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She wears it because she likes it and is comfortable stop looking it’s not for you and certainly not for attention you sexist chud rapist shitlords
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I wonder if she'd be comfortable taking it all of in front of me
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>>158290143
Haven't had Indian takeaway in years and it's not even because I've grown to hate Indians and want them all to go home. It's just so fucking expensive now. Use to be like $12 a curry, $4 for rice and $2 max for naan.
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>>158290148
I’m normal looking and I’d like to get into politics, I reckon I’ve got some pretty good ideas
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>>158290159
The Indian place that i used to go to about 10 years back all died in a car crash in India. I think a relative took over the business but it went down hill and I stopped getting take away from there
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>>158290148
pretty pretty prettttty good
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Reckon if I started a right-wing green politics party it could do quite well in a country whose population wasn’t apathetic and retarded
Go Crows, I look forward to 7-13 on the ladder next season
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>>158290159
>>158290165
north indian diner on king st newtown was famous for its cheap 3 curries and rice, when i was at uni we'd do that, happy hour followed by few jugs of beer at kellys, the marley or the shakey (or all three) and you'd change from 50 bucks. X was the last gen to get it guud.
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>>158290161
You have to also do the hard yards then to start with. You have to join a party. Do campaigning and letter box dropping, be there on election days handing out the how to vote cards, attend the functions and party meetings, then you can maybe start as a staffer for a more senior politician and maybe if the rest of the party like you enough they will let you start off as a long shot in a seat they arent expected to win so you get a taste for the campaign trail and actually running for election.

If you do well enough and win that's great, if you do well as far as the party is concerned and lose they might let you run in an easier seat next time.

These is generally how it works.
Especially as far as liberal and labor are concerned....well maybe not the liberals anymore, they are pretty short of people willing to work for them these days. But in the past this was generally the path youd take.
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Business idea: tradie male thong underwear
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wonder what the geelong people put in sodastream cannisters
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Thinking about making some nachos
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>>158290178
Nah, it’s usually just private school and family/business connections and they only accept nepotist ties.
The political class are the new aristocracy
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the soda stream bubbles are talking to me
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>>158290165
I have several within walking distance, including one that is genuinely very good (or was, might be shit now), but I watched their price continue to creep up over the years until it finally hit unreasonable levels and I just stopped going there. It's now $19 for chicken curries, $20 for beef or prawn, $21 for lamb and $23 for fish. $8 for a saffron rice? Tell em they're dreaming. I'll bet it costs even more if you have a jeet deliver it to you.
Fuck that and fuck them.
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>>158289887
>>158289917
>>158289435
>>158289524
>>158289887
>he's STILL seething about tradies
Sad life he has, I feel sorry for him
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>he
>I
what position do you play mate
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>a bloke at work starts showing you pictures of his missus in slutty clothing
What compels a man to do this?
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>>158290178
the labour guy for my area is a private school shit who's cv is >intern at hs>paid gig whilst at uni + src >shoehorned into inner-city lefty council > easy alp win seat for state elections, he looks like he's 12, white omo is my guess or his last name is beazely or keating or some shit
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>>158290148
this
politics attracts psycho power obsessed types, and local is even worse since it's the people who weren't smart enough to get into politics main
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>>158290208
To make you jealous bitch
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>>158290208
attention? a kink? acceptance? ask him yourself.
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>>158290210
>>intern at hs>paid gig whilst at uni + src >shoehorned into inner-city lefty council > easy alp win seat for state elections,
Why on earth did you type like this?
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Pretty sure corporate world attracts far worse psychos than politics
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>>158290208
its a requirement for platinum tier collingwood footy membership to keep incels and paedos out
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>>158290219
I genuinely doubt there's a great deal of division between the two.
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might download satisfactory
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>>158290214
My misso is supermodel tier and I don’t show anyone pictures of her
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lmme smash that pusyy babygirl
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>>158290228
only major diff is commercial >politics>commercial, not politics>commercial>politics
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>>158290235
crazy we used to do that
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>>158290229
is it good? i was thinking of getting it, i've cycled through a few of those types of games
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>>158290235
The debit credit card for the account that has fuck all in it? Sure.
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>>158290242
it's satisfactory iykwim haha
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If i got a office job i would be bullied by corporate spychopaths because im dumb and awkward
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>>158290242
yeah, its a good game
i've never played factorio so dunno how it compares
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>>158290239
it's not like anyone's listening to you
you're not a paranoid conspiracy theorist are you?
reckon you've been listening to too many fact-checked real american traitors who leaked 2 million documents, no sorry i meant 25000 pages
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I reckon I’d get raped in gaol
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>>158290249
below, or above satis..adequate
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>>158290253
Jail is a pretty diverse community so probably.
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>>158290253
stuff your arse with crushed glass if youre going to commit crime. thats what the policeman told us in primary school.
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I would hate to be a pretty boy even if you get pussy
I would rather be a ugly cunt
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My old man looks like a vicar
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>>158290193
Multi quoted me cunt, sort your pathetic life out
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>>158290251
they are
I am
I'm just getting started
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>>158290261
the vicar of dibley?
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vicar me leg
lol
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>>158290263
>tradiesperg telling anyone that
oh lawdy
>>
In Australia
Surfers: Estimated at roughly 1.7 million to 2 million people. Surfing is a massive part of Australia's coastal culture, encompassing everything from casual weekend longboarders to core shortboarders.
AFL Players: Officially recorded at around 625,000 registered participants (including Auskick, school programs, youth, and senior community leagues).
In Australia, casual and regular surfers outnumber organized AFL participants roughly 3-to-1.

A closer look at the breakdown reveals distinct dietary habits:
Argentina: Heavily dominated by beef, which makes up roughly 45 to 49 kg of that total per capita. Pork and other red meats make up smaller portions, keeping beef as the undisputed king of the plate.
Australia: Features a more balanced red meat split. While its beef consumption sits lower (around 22 to 27 kg per person),
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spergentina might be fun to visit.
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>>158290275
I know only 1 person who surfs
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You’re sitting on solid cock
You’re getting your, bussy pound
You’re tonguing some, niggers hole
And your arse is gaped
Cocks blowing on your face
>>
>living on borrowed time
>70000 years is borrowed time
>>
https://x.com/bioware/status/2112953618093535510
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My ADHD misso talks way too much and then gets passive aggressive when I zone out
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>>158290314
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>>158290314
Get woke, go broke. They were sufficiently warned.
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>>158290314
crazy how they take the credit for the og bioware work
>>
>LucasArts
>Bioware
>Troika
>Black Isle
my childhood is dead
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>>158290314
This really isn’t a big deal. Most of the original devs left ages ago. A sporting analogy, the Essendon football club taking credit for things that happened 50 years ago
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>>158290314
>supporting one another through this transition
bet they're used to doing that iykwim haha
>>
>>158290249
factorio is more autistic and less visually flashy if you get me than other games like that so depends whether you like that or not
i'll try it when it's on sale thanks
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>>158290323
>>158290325
>>158290330
>>158290335
>>158290336

t. freshie casblow culture war tourists
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>>158290335
just like retards saying back 4 blood was l4d3 just because turtle rock was behind it
i experienced great joy when that game was DOA
>>
>>158290343
FUCKING THIS
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Modern Family really shits the bed in season 5
>>
>>158290128
this
you see it all the time on certain /gif/ threads
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>>158290343
retard
>>
I remember modern family becoming unfunny in about season 4
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sarah hylands feet
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>>158290384
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>>158290384
She looks like she smells bad
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>>158290394
You're an ignorant retard so I could see how you would think that
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>>158290314
>>158290323
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I've never played a bioware game, but I plan on playing mass effect
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I have been turned on to read only mode due to needing emergency girl friend sex update.
>>
Anyone ever fuck their own arse with a dildo?
>>
with me
alf stops
>>
Anyone else wash out their condoms and reuse them?
>>
>>158290038
why do i never see news about hot females sexually assaulting 38 yr old men like me?
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>>158290428
I have a couple of times
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I win a big argument on /afl/. The next day 4chan goes down. Coincidence I think not.
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where the fuck was the sharty thread last night
>>
Where the fuck did all these moths come from
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>>158290428
You're gay kid.
>>
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>>158290548
>>
realised i have no one else to talk to but you lads
there was so many moments last night where i saw something funny and my first thought was to go and share with the lads
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>>158290548
Imagine bending Hinkley over and tonguing his balls and arsehole
>>
I haven't had a beer all day.
>>
Anyone else here objectively good at their job?
>>
>>158290563
just share it in the whatsapp chat bro
>>
Genuinely fucking love you lot more than life itself
>>
>>158290428
yeah
>>
>>158290528
What was the argument?
>>
>>158290533
I checked for one, guess I coulda made one but wasn’t that despy
>>
yeah bro you made me so mad i exploited php globally
>>
Started to embrace samefagging a lot more.
>>
>>158290563
Me too
>>158290528
It was the thread split that broke the internet
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>>158290579
BOILING
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>>158290573
Who is Collingwoods most important player Daicos or Degoey?
>>
if you got raped by a bloke would you rather have to suck his cock or get fucked up the arse
>>
>>158290591
Not sure it would be rape?
>>
trvkies for next season
aints will finish lower than iggs
pies will scrape into wildcard at best and suffer major injuries to one of their old cunt "star recruits"
dogs will also struggle to make wildcard because their backline is still dogshit
cats will probably finish top 4 but will lost in a prelim because their new recruits are not that good
>>
>>158290591
Can I choose both
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All right afl continuity plan:

Emergency second home in the likely scenario 4chan goes down.

Any suggestions (not sharty).
>>
>>158290595
forgot
sydney fans being arrogant in march
bane cant win the flag in june
oh shit bane wins the flag
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>>158290601
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/forum/533
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>>158290601
The 4chan IRC, they'll LOVE the Aussie ruckus
>>
>>158290602
i don't see bane winning 4 in a row but they're going to be a serious threat for a while
>>
>>158290601
reddit but we post in limerick form to throw the scent off
>>
>>158290591
Obviously rather it up the arse
>>
>>158290601
Honestly ausneets should let us have threads on their board
>>
>>158290601
Whys 4chan going down? What’s this about?
>>
Brisbane won't win the flag next year
They have no chance
I give them a 0% chance of winning the flag next year, it just won't happen
>>
>>158290159
North Indian Cuisine in Glenelg have a deal 3 curries with rice $14.90. But only takeaway, its more expensive to sit in for some reason
>>
>>158290626
your farts will never be the same though
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>>158290624
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>>158290640
ok mate
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>>158290645
cope
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>>158290632
I meant like a intermittent outage like say a week or more.
>>
When did the 'chan come back online today fellas?
>>
You blokes getting these huge fuck of moths coming in too?
>>
who up watering dey lawn
>>
>>158290655
turn the porch light off before shard fiend steals the bulb
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>>158290655
Like most love interests in my life, they left as I got attached
>>
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>>158290664
>shardfiend
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>>158290655
i dont open windows or expose myself to the outside world
>>
haven't done a solid shit in 24 hours
>>
>>158290677
The moth is within.
>>
Soaking in my 1 hour of sunlight.
>>
>>158290686
that better be you running to the er
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>>158290655
Ive had 3 bug black moths in my house in the past week. Never seen one before this. I think the rapture may be upon us
>>
>>158290564
ken's mum would know. she's in the phone book (tassie has phone books)
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>>158290694
actually was running to the et'
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Vale for all the souls lost during the outage.
>>
>>158290625
that sounds more reddit that reddit. no, I'll just yell out shit out my back door like every night. no jannies,certainly no cool down, and no worries.
>>
Are Tasmania going to struggle to attract players because Hobart is a boring place?
>>
>>158290655
I saw a giant wood moth on the road the other day and I moved it out of traffic
>>
is it time to fire the cord up?
we just have to make sure all our usernames are anonymous
>>
>>158290712
So that's how carpets are made
>>
>>158290710
ELITE
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>>158290710
ginni is so zoomy he doesn't know melbourne had the reputation of being the most dull place on the planet for years. tassie will give any afl player the green light to do whatever they want, like a footy babylon. try that in melbourne ginni, you lil prickfaggot. you got caught b4.
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>>158290695
>>158290712
It’s these ones they’re everywhere around town the birds are having a field day, the really big ones fly like the old key from Harry Potter 1
>>
>Fremantle Dockers captain addresses ‘controversial’ push to cover sponsor logo on jersey

>A growing group of Dockers fans including author Tim Winton, musician John Butler and Fremantle’s Federal MP Josh Wilson have put their support behind the movement against the club’s deal with Woodside Energy, Australia’s largest oil and gas company.

>Woodside has been the major front-of-jersey sponsor for Fremantle since 2010 — their current deal expires at the end of 2027.

>“This is a hard question to answer, but I’m really glad that it’s a it’s a topic that’s discussed and it’s controversial,” the 31-year-old Dockers captain said.

>“I think it does show that within the community, we can have we can have influence on who sponsors our teams and who sponsors different areas within our within our community.

>“Often, these decisions are made at boardroom level and are out of our hands and are out of the fans and members’ hands.


https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/fremantle-dockers-captain-addresses-controversial-push-to-cover-sponsor-logo-on-jersey/news-story/cbd7bd5c0ec445334328db82fa7dde38
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>>158290728
>ahhhhh me leg
>>
kayo is begging me to come back kek
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>>158290727
Its a Southern Old Lady moth apparently
>>
>>158290601
any answer but sharty is a waste of time
>>
Working on a poem for the morning shift ampol girl:

your mind i admire
your body is fire
for you i feel a fire
your heart i desire
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>>158290739
Never giving my money to "them" ever again.
Price rise after price rise and the quality drops. Do they think I'm dumb? I'll show them
>>
>>158290743
But why, that site is terrible
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>but why, that site is terrible
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>>158290751
her
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>>158290762
Cute
>>
>>158290762
what sort of porn have they watched to get this idea
>>
>>158290762
This pic makes me feel, not horny, but something different
>>
i came to pump up my tire
from the air hose i admire
now im left with a quadmire
my love for you grows like a fire
your soul all that i desire
>>
>>158290762
>>158290767
>>158290772
Nonce
>>
>>158290762
thats pee
>>
im thinking i go oin buy a coffee and pay, then slide the poem across the counter and walk out silent. then stay away for few days for her to ruminate
>>
>>158290601
Sharty is gay as shit but unfortunately it’s the obvious back up. Not sure a better alternative exists.
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>>158290710
kek rekt
>>
>>158290800
reddit
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>>158290739
They do this literally ever year fit me. In fact I think their algorithm has learned my habits because they now start offering me discounted months before the footy season ends. Still don’t take it.
>>
>>158290768
Rough, degrading, gangbang porn’s primary audience is women.
>>
>>158290807
You need an account and they even want you to verify your age just to browse pages now. Pass.
>>
>>158290824
ive never been asked to verify my age, and have never used a credit card on that site
>>
its crazy how much the arsehole stretches
>>
>>158290601
ausneets endchan
>>
Are you blokes watching the fucking cricket
>>
>>158290867
can i say the n word there?
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>>158290870
yeah
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>>158290840
I guess it’s different if you’re a long term regular user like you.
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>>158290875
yes my noongar
>>
>>158290628
>>158290867
>ausneets
> 1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.
>To contact the Board Owner please email:[email protected]m
So an entire board of sadsacks, wonderful
>>
>>158290870
Why would I do such a thing?
>>
>>158290885
Perfect for spiritually NEET posters like myself.
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>>158290885
>So an entire board of sadsacks, wonderful
where do you think you are right now?
>>
Statistically speaking I’ve already lived almost half my life.
Doesn’t seem real.
>>
>>158290942
i get panic attacks in bed thinking about this at 37. Need to set my shit life on fire and at least try to live.
>>
>>158290942
>>158290962
are you losers really this old kek
>>
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>>158291016
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So are we in all agreeance on ausneets?
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Fuck he’s a sweetheart
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>>158291083
No, I'm not
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Claude knows I’m a pisshead
>>
>>158291094
I hate how ai chat bots say swear words or things like mate to seem relatable, I use them as a google search essentially then they say all this cringey preformative shit
>>
>>158291108
stop dissing my mate like that
>>
>>158291108
I asked him to talk like a tradie
>>
It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gS3YhNTylY
>>
>>158291194
That’s your video?
>>
how come no one has 69 has their jumper number
>>
>>158291206
Yeah mate I made it. Like, share and subscribe.
>>
>>158291253
Isn’t the biggest allowed number 52?
>>
>>158291264
saar you're thinking of 384-bit private keys and akshually they can go as high as 237 and as low as 4 trust my team saar we all have over 10 years experience
>>
I have seen Sydney Sweeney's boobs but never watched a movie that she's been in ama.
>>
>>158291274
shut up you dick
>>
>>158283856
If I saw someone this annoying looking walking down the street I'd smash their fucking head in.
>>
>>158289803
>monkeyAvatarFag
BAKA
>>
>>158291293
We'll see a lot more blunder from indian I.T companies
>>
Why do you blokes hate me
>>
>>158291016
Nigga, half the people on this site started posting when they were in their teens and early 20s and are still here because even if you could leave we have now have nowhere else to go.
>>
>>158291447
You stink
You're ugly
You're annoying
You have no style
>>
>you get off the screen and go meet people in real life !
>go out in real life
>everyone is on their screens
>>
>>158290751
leave a block of chocolate when you buy your petrol or 2 dollar coffee or whatever, see if she says "love you daddy" over the intercom. it's in an ad, chicks love taht shit. love it more than poems.
>>
>>158290768
porn? probably just breakfast television .
>>
>>158291536
deep bruz thought about the rap game?
>>
>>158291503
and he has a funny face
but he can hand stand when he needs to
>>
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
>>
GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES, AND COCNUT SHELLS
>>
Moving to Mount Gambier lads is there any Aussie Rules there
>>
>>158291716
meth mostly
[not a mickpost it is a bit of a meth addled rustbelt, like a mini adelaide]
>>
Women can smell you're a virgin.
>>
Keep typing "agl" in the catalogue filter and now I'm reminded almost daily of a shitty company
>>
applied for some tape to cover their label yet mate
go green btw
>>
>>158290038
where were these cops when i was a kid!!! ;_;
>>
>>158290038
what is the charge? assaulting a boy? a succulent teenage boy?
>>
>>158292357
reckon she was still in school unc
>>158292362
trip on joffa iykwim haha
>>
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wake the fuck up you lazy fucken dog shit pig fucking cunts!
>>
8am. *be's firing up the jackhammer*
>>
Spent the morning shaving my body head to toe
>>
thinkin' dark and stormy's tonight
>>
>>158295817
7am is legal during the week so i don't care if i wake people up
>>
Good morning alf
>>
>tradie hater complaining about people starting work at a reasonable time
>tradie hater complaining about technical professionals using the correct tools
>>
>hating tradies before 8am
>>
>>158295919
I thought I was the only fella who shaves his toes. Nothing worse than the toe hair getting entwined with the sock fibres and pulling on the toe skin.
>>
fuck off ITDF
>>
>Tradies are scu-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgSfeVjuE6Q
>>
watching the nfl later
>>
>>158297295
not me i’m not
>>
>>158297304
wasn't asking you, champ
>>
>>158296160
You gotta get your hands on Goslings rum, it's got a seal on it and it makes a mad Darknstormzy
>>
>Charlie Smyth (born 26 June 2001) is an Irish professional American football placekicker for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He has previously played Gaelic football as a goalkeeper at senior level for the Down county team, before joining the NFL's International Player Pathway Program (IPPP) in 2024.
This isn’t good lads, what can we do to stop Irish GAA players from going to the NFL? And surely the AFL deserves some kind of compensation when it happens?
>>
>>158297397
afl players are better, that's why the sea hawks have a former afl prospect as a punter and won a superb owl with him
>>
>>158297397
>earn tens of millions in the USA which is closer to home or go to Australia to earn a fraction of that
Gee, hard decision
>>
>>158297397
this is an important discussion that has huge and wide spread ramifications for afl. if this continues then nrl will over take afl. we can't allow this to continue
>>
>>158297657
The nfl should be compensating us when irish players go there instead of here
>>
When Wharfie time?
>>
gaa players will still come to australia as australia is a better country than america, simple as
>>
Why would someone report a SFW photo of former Australian rules footballer Abbie Holmes, and why would it be deleted? Baffling
>>
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>>158297761
>Wharfie time
>>
I’m hungry.
>>
I ruined my life.
>>
I’ll kill myself
>>
I can’t dance.
I can’t talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
>>
Might as well go back to bed.
>>
Why does the entire internet seem dead?
>>
ANY BAKERS
>>
>>158299221
It’s funny how you can instantly tell how wealthy a British woman’s family is by her attractiveness.
>>
You dickhead
>>
It’s all over for me and this thread.
>>
I still have armies in the Ukraine
>>
So hungry
>>
>>158299147
New

>>158299260
>>158299260
>>
The only paint is Taubman’s and it’s got it going on.
>>
Iggs
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