what is it about english players that just screams crap?you just take one look and know they're absolute rubbishnot worth even a tenth of their spanish or south american equivalent
>>15817950060 years without trophies saps them of all aura and vitality
>>158180680*years of hurt
>>158179500Just look at England's list of "GOATs" and compare that to any other major football nation's
>>158179500All the best EPL players are foreigners. They're cucked.
>>158179500So why do they look world class when they go to any other league other than the prem?
>>158179500Something about Anglo culture puts physicality and athleticism above everything. This is true even for Americans to a certain extent.Germans have a similar obsession but in a different way, it seems to be more about efficiency than straight up athleticism, while Italians are more about intimidation, idk,The only ones I can't pinpoint are frogs because all their best players are imported so they all had varying styles.Anyway, going back to England, players who get picked solely for their physicality often look clumsy as fuck. We call them grosso here, it's that tall and/or strong dude who can barely control the ball but still gets picked just to be an annoying fucker
>>158190116They don't
>>158190580Its because they win every week in their age groups
>>158192437Yeah but that doesn't mean much, specially if its due to physicality. What you should be looking for is technical proficiency, specially if a kid can move up in age group and not feel the difference.
>>158192566yes but people dont actually care about developing players, they care about money/their job. they want to win so they get promoted to manager, not help a player who becomes good a decade later while they got fired 7 years ago
>>158192581Ah yes, same shit happening here now
>>158192348>Kane >Bellingham>Gordon>Rashford >McTominay (he’s British same thing) >Greenwood There’s a lot more too who may not be world class but immediately play important roles whereas in England they would be backups or bottom half shitters
>>158190580Spanish football is all players walking around really slowly, doing meme tricks like in those old adverts for Pringles or whatever. English football is basically just body-slamming and sprinting. No English player can control the ball, and the Ballon d’Or prefers players who do homosexual stepovers rather than just wrestling their way into the goal. But actual TV viewers prefer the English style, so why worry?
OP is a pajeet from leicester who's upset because people on /cric/ are mocking the country his parents abandoned because india lost at home to west indies in cricket, cricket being the only sport played by all 1.4 billy """people""" in that "country"
>>158197378>But actual TV viewers prefer the English style
>>158197169This is a new phenomenon though. Back in the days, english players used to underperform when they moved abroad. Even David Beckham, who was one of the biggest english players in the 90s/2000s, was kind of a let down if you compare him in Spain vs the Premier League.
>using a picture of Le Tissier to make their shit takehttps://youtu.be/lRwhiNf0YIY?si=PF4V84kXJPhdexAwCould use both feet, almost perfect penalty conversion rate, almost perfect disciplinary record, scored bloody sublime goals, and is always one of the first /sp. posters to respond with "vax status?" whenever a sportsman has a heart attack or dies young.
>>158201953Based. The absolute seethe from the media when he questioned the Ukraine war was amazing.
>>158197169None of these players are world class.
>>158201967ok ivan it's time to go back
>>158203638They all are and you’re wrong actually
>>158179500It's funny how he's gone from cult legend to fringe lunatic in the eyes of the British because he's isn't some NPC goycattle deemed palatable by the bbc propaganda machine
>>158197378What's it like being this stupid?
>>158204030it's challenging
>>158179500
Ironically Le Tiss would have faired far better in la liga than in the Prem.
>>158190116quite to the opposite actuallythey get exposed as soon as they leave the EPLel
>>158204813Trophyless Kane utterly exposed at Bayern he's no Wirtz
>>158179500Number of English players to win the Ballon d'Or>4Number of Spanish players to win the Ballon d'Or>2
>>158207775Give it time
>>158203994You're wrong and a retard.
>>158179500Island genetics
>>158179500They're just not athletic enough
>>158179500Who even is the GOAT of English football?
>>158251607Bobby Charlton
>>158179500look at that oaf lleeel
>>158225124>ad hominem I accept your unconditional surrender
>>158266631No, you're wrong.
>>158203638they're not world class
>>158179500No technique
>>158197169>Anthony Gordon>"world class"Any updates on this after that pathetic showing vs PSG? These shitters only look good in their farmers league.
>>158179500EPL playstyle is less technical compared other leagues so any players that can run and pass are thriving
>>158285717NO REFUNDS
>>158285717One of the worst performances I've ever seen from a Barcelona player
>>158179500Foden was great this week
>>158295190City was playing some shitter Greek club though and didn't even bother using Haaland
>>158179500if Harry Kane is your country's GOAT, well...
>>158179500>Tissis unfathomably based even after retiring
>>158251607Jon Otsemobor
>>158179500THe only thing your country doesn't produce is good coaches. Players? Nonsense, there's so many good players.England team 2004-2010 shoul«ve won something.yeah, yeah yeah i know Frank Lampard admited in the media there was no tam harmony, and it showed, but still...that team was so good, much bgger failure than Belgium
Gareth BarryStewart downingAndy Carroll
>>158251607Wayne Rooney
>>158190580How'd you describe the Dutch style
And Palmer, Dewsbury-Hall, Barnes, Bowen, Maddison, Grealish, Foden and Dibbling are all very technical players so its not like they cant produce them
>>158310179It's close to the German in the sense everything is thought out as a system and with maximum efficiency in mind, but that obsession goes beyond just making it, when they fail to execute their plans it manifests itself in the form of violence. They are on the other side of the Argenigga coin, when everything goes wrong, just start hunting for legs
>>158310207>Palmer, Dewsbury-Hall, Barnes, Bowen, Maddison, Grealish, Foden and Dibbling are all very technical playerslol what? Listing Grealish especially almost made me spit out my tea
>>158310207Palmer? Cole Palmer?
>>158309994Rppney was/is Irish though
>>158326068Harry Kane is also Irish
>>158204813>Sancho>Rapes the Not A Real League>Flops in a proper league>Kane>Breaks records after records are Not A Real League>Wirtz>"omg the new Rivaldo, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa">flops in PL
>>158309872>is good coachesThat's why we didn't have any English coaches in that 2004-2010 period, still failed to win shit.
>>158340193TRVKE
>>158309872>there's so many good players.meh
>>158340193kek
>>158179500Yet another stinker yesterday from Anthony Gordon
>>158179500We give them consolation awards like Balloon Doors to maintain the illusion that they're elite
>>158320288Grealish at Villa was something else>>158323225Yes
>>158179500Elliot Anderson is a fine ball playing centre mid.
>>158374184>wethe USA is entirely irrelevant in the world of Soccer.
>>158309872Good players < Good teamIt's why Germany win (pre woke era) and your country was objectively worse with CRap7Gerrard and co were all personal brands, 99,9% of those are toxic for the tan
>>158180680At least their womens team won something
>>158204320west-sissies...our response???
>>158375832Nope
So this new captcha killed /sp/?
>>158385050huh?
>>158385050Basically yes
>>158382283No one watches women sports
>>158204320lol
>>158179500if Harry Kane is your GOAT........
>>158207775Update?
>>158179500The OG shitter.
