previous >>157692805 chinese milf editionNow shenzhen open SF Blumpff vs WuNext Northern Ireland Open & International Championship
If I was Jimmy Robertson right now I'd kill myself
Drumpf thought the match against Selby was the final.That 4th frame was one of the worst between Drumpf and Wu.Looked like amateurs going for single pots every time and failing most.
>>158017032Wu literally left Drumpf an open red and he shat the bed so hard I thought I was watching Mark Allen pot the spotted blackDisgusting
>>158017013based Vietnamese thread starter>>158012378based final post
>>158017181thanks fensick clearance by Wu holy fucking smooth
Anime.This is me every time Jebb pots a ball, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
The decider of the other semi was great. He should have potted that final black, it would be 101-83.>>158017264I like to think that you're that Vietnamese guy who used to stream snooker matches on Youtube. I think he or his channel was called "Duy snooker" or something, not sure whether that's a name or maybe a word.
>>158017395Duy is a Vietnamese name but that's not me Snooker on youtube is an auto DMCA nowadays thoughYuan will get raped tomorrow, he's just there because for some reason his opponents are just so fucking retarded it makes zero sense
some nice zesting from the Judderbald this frame
it's Juddover
>>158017440>Snooker on youtube is an auto DMCA nowadays thoughYeah, those were good times. Snooker on YT, snooker on Twitch...>>158017580Wu may be the champion, but before that he is a Young Chinese Player. Don't underestimate his ability to choke.
>>158017636not if Judd is playing like thishe's gifting Wu chances as if he's Scott Donaldson
Today, Judd has been both potmogged and hairmogged.
what's next for Judd, he can't even win meaningless tournaments anymoreWorld Champ is already out of the question
Alright, we avoided the worst-case scenario for once.
>>158017030/kinocider/ that was
>>158017717>>>158017751Seniors world champ in a couple of years
>page 9
Not bad so far. It could turn out to not be an execution after all.
>>158035006It'll be 10-5 instead of 10-2
>>158017013I forgot this General was a thing
Nawty double from Yuan to win the frame
*steals you're frame*
>>158035365So, Sijun is going to win only more frame.
Alright, time for the final session. After this, we >wait 2 weeks, unless they stream the Asian Q Tour.
>>158041172>Aussie times ffs
>>158041268Yes, even worse than Chinese. But nothing to worry about, since most likely there won't be any streams.
>>158039954Well...
Saw this on boomerbook.
>>158042037It's not over yet.>>158042536Are the balls fixed to the baize?
Wu Yize getting into shape for the new season.I expect him winning more.
>>158042536>granite They can make gravestones from John Higgins? wow>>158042592WUUU
>>158035365>>158042037
>>158043021
>>158042536>Ronnie O'SullivanDidn't know he'd died, must've missed it in the news
>>158041172At least we should see the return of Mork>don't play>go up in rankings
>>158044872Damn, I must be in the top 16 by now.
This October:(O)pen the books that challenge you.(C)ondition your mind for depth.(T)reat your attention as currency.(O)wn your internal reality.(B)ury excuses in silence.(E)mbrace solitude and focus.(R)epeat until it’s automatic.
>>158046689thanks Peter, very cool!
>>158046689(O)nly listen to Hako.(C)reate many posts.(T)ry to finish a lot of games.(O)bviously post anime in each thread.(B)e full of vitamin C.(E)njoy snooker.(R)angeban tourists.
https://youtu.be/uiRHqFCuQGw
>>158052905>attack range +2Preparing for the time he finally snaps, huh.Interesting. I'll watch it later instead of snooker.
>>158046689Obtain Cue. Triangle On Baize. Eviscerate Ronnie.
>>158017013imagine if she took off a pair of tights she'd been wearing all day and shoved them in your face
>>158062221>Interesting.It is. I only started watching it to get the share link for /147/ but ended up watching it all. Always nice to see a craftsman at work.
>>158052905Was about to post this. YT recommended hivemind lel.
Am I turning into a gnelf or is this table a bit big?>>158066978Yep, very cool. It's satisfying to see the precision with which everything is done.
Only a couple of days more.
>>158076225For what?
>>158077261ɹǝʞoous
Snooker 900 is on, no waiting required.
>>158077261For >waiting. >waiting is the best part of snooker because when you're doing it, your favourite players don't lose.>>158079178Noo, you ruined it.>Moody, G'Day, Evans, Stevens, White, GnelfLmao.
this 900 referee looks like the Royal Unit
G N E L F C I D E RWhy doesn't anyone tell the ref to clean the kubol?
This is disgustingly unzesty. I'm eating my fifth lemon since it started, just to keep my levels at minimum.
>Jummy
>>158080161where are you guys watching this?ive got the 900 on on pluto tv, but its neil v higgins?
>>158080235I was watching the Russian stream until you mentioned it, which is when I realised it's not live. Lmao.But it seems to be available (even here) on Pluto's official site:https://snooker900.tv/watchBut it's Berry v Barry, not Neil v Higgy.
>>158080284im really confused, hahathanks for the linkwhere is 'Live Snooker Pluto Pro's Week Day 2' playing though?
>>158080318I have no idea what they're doing. This is their official calendar. You can't click anything for more info.Pro's Week should be on now. But it says "only on Pluto TV". From the picture alone Neil and Higgs aren't there and you saw them on the channel.On the other hand, Perry and Pinches aren't there either, and I was just watching them on their own stream. And now Hamilton v Lines starts.Really, this doesn't make any sense.
>>158080399i concur with all youve saidget it together pluto!
>>158080448Alright, below that stream it says "Replays from the Snooker 900 archive — a new line-up every Monday."So the live matches are only on Pluto TV.And now the Soviets are are streaming it again. Moody v White.https://snooker-live.ru/Are they actually playing right now? I have no idea.
>>158080583haha, i think youre rightive got moody v jimmy on my tv nowmaybe it was a break earlier?
>>158080602So that Evans v White match was actually live. I wasn't watching an old video like a retard.
>>158080602>moody v jimmyThat's what's on here:https://pluto.tv/gb_ie/watch/live-tv/#28997
Well, considering the participating players and the format, this isn't ideal, but at least it's snooker.
>>158087890Delightful
The Gay, as expected, is invulnerable to women, but Reannie E'Vans doesn't give up.
Gnelf strong.
>Gnelf immediately gets whitewashed
Don't you dare lose this, Gareh.
G N E L F C I D E R
He dared.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HaMZG5Ga8k4Is Judd now coaching football too? Looks like him
>>158101131There is a vague resemblance to Jebb, but I'm not sure if I'd notice if I didn't know what I'm supposed to see, to be honest.
What's the latest on Mork? ETA until withdrawal?
>>158111154Jordan Brown doesn't knowhttps://metro.co.uk/2026/10/06/jordan-brown-mark-allen-worry-belfast-magic-playing-heartache-29682870/
>>158111154He's stuck on the lap.
>>158111804>want to read?>pay us with money or your dataEvery time.
>>158111804>current master cue-maker Sunny AkaniHow didn't i know this lmao
>>158111804It's JBs Birthday today
>>158114691>Jordan Brown>Texture like Taom
>>158114691He lost one kilo too many. RIP.
Found this dude at my local
>>158117926Alu Inaś? Last name sounds Polish but I've never heard of him.
>Snooker 900, England: :[>Snooker 900, China: :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36vvGQ5Srf4
classic Tina
>>158017013Snooker is an interesting sport I wish it was bigger here
>>158139043Bar pool is just too ingrained in the american culture unfortunately
>>158139540There’s room for both
just seven sleeps until norf open
what's even the logic behind mark's absence? that he used a slightly longer than normal bridge for the missed black? its not like he played with his other hand to flex or some shit. he missed a pot, it happens.the manor of Murphy's defeat in the final was surely worse given how close he ACTUALLY was to the win.
>>158141858we don't know if it's due to the missed black, just assumed. and it was a pot to make his first world final, a massive thing for him given that people consider him the best player never to make a world final. type of shit that haunts you, like willie thorne's blue.
>>158142149surely missing a high pressure pot comes with the territory, especially as someone with so much experience and success. and it was a semi. and it wasn't the final frame, he could've still won that.
Page 10 barely 9 hours after the last post. Strange.
>>158155454handegg autism meeting divegrass autism
>>158017440>Snooker on youtube is an auto DMCA nowadays thoughI really wonder why how stupid YT has become since they are losing money for years now. Send all the vids to Rumble and Oddessey.
>>158155501Don't they start hibernating around September?
>>158163092no
>waiting for Australian Women's Open
>>158165732Looking forward to the Bai vs Vinnie Calabrese in a wig and heels final
>>158140434Americans love making things bigger so marketed in the right way it could catch on
>>158166871mork working the marks
>>158166871>Round 1 exit
>>158166871Is that his own reflection in the TV screen, or is he watching something with Ricky Gervais in it?
>>158166871It is. It's always time for something.Since he used those emotes, I think we can consider him alright now, whatever was going on. Hope to see him in 8 days.6 until snooker, by the way.>>158168928>Is that his own reflection in the TV screenWith that angle, it would be hard.At first I thought it was Hendry. But only for a moment.
Snooker loopy nuts are we...
>>158184956just five sleeps to go
>>158185443Now it's four.
>>158184956Loopy season is surely just around the corner.
>>158191731Shaun's boobs said that?
>>158191731"No."
Can anyone stop him?
>>158206821mogging the bald club hard fr
Here's your related video game for tonight.
>>158207335pre-santa willow on the left
>>158208032Looks a bit like Bruce Willis too.
>Wu Yize and He Guoqiang have both pulled out of the BetVictor Northern Ireland Open for medical reasons.Wu has that woninchinasocantbearsed-itis. Very sad.
Happy Birthday Desi.
>>158217828and are Terry. RIP.
We more or less safely reached the weekend and now we're 0 works, 2 sleeps away from snooker.>>158217793They want to give a Norfirish player a chance to win it. Very nice of them. Actually would be pretty cool if Mork won it. That could easily find its way into the Top 10 Anime Redemption Arcs.>>158217828GWAN DESEH
bloke who burgled Kyren's house got four years in the big house >>158219717lel he is a guru of rigging after all
>>158219952>bloke who burgled Kyren's house got four years in the big houseand bad karma _/\_
happy birthday to the Desinator
>>158219952>bloke who burgled Kyren's house got four years in the big houseSay hello to dotty for us, indiaanon!
>>158221082Kek.
when's snooker
>>158231852Tomorrow, I think. In Northern Ireland.
>>158231852Never again
Alright then. Time to get the last sleep over with so we can finally have some snooker.
Less than three hours.
>>158244500>waiting for a bit of dong in the morning
>Norf Open>64 players in Round 1>two (2) Norfs in the field>both meet each other >on Tuesday at 1pm local.WST is evil. EVIL.
>>158245180why is barold punishing them?
>>158245173DONGING IN THE MORNINGSEETHING TO THE AFTERNOONZESTING TILL THE EVENINGTHEN I'M GONEI'M GONEThis is my plan for today.>>158245180>inb4: w/o
>>158245266based and loopypilled
GWAN SNOOKAH>>158245323>only Si v Wang available in USRRThere goes my plan.
>>158245513>https://m.vkvideo.ru/@vitalsport_billiard This one has the dong match, looks like he's still out of form. Craigie playing well in fairness.
USSR*>>158245584snooker-live.ru takes their streams from the same place and they added the other table too by now.
>>158245600Re-streaming the re-streamers lel
ref in the guodong/craigie match looks like he's on the ozempic. sad.
>>158245627There are no laws in the Wild East.
Si ain't winning this match after that in off, pure psychological damage.
>ycps that are seeded in the top sixteen
It'd Dongver...
GWAN SEETHOGWAN GILLOI can gwan those two safely because one of them is almost sure to win.
Huang jumping the kubol over the brown instead of potting it lol
>>158246793Hill just did the exact same thing but with the black, kubol went flying off the table. Wtf lmao.
Anthony and Thep: IN.Now it's our time, Selboys. Although, Gnelf v Baranowski sounds okay too.
>>158248534Where do Seltchads fit into all of this?
>>158248711They don't.
wew that clearance
>>158249231It wasn't an easy table, well played.
GWAN THE SHARK
>lelby >killson
>>158249599Sorry about this.
>Heathcote can suddenly play snookerSo this is the power of Selby's aura that buffs everyone around him, excluding himself.
>>158249599I didn't even know he was sick>>158251235a lesson learned
>>158251478everything for Leicester
>Le jobs in the first round man
End of the weekend and I'll miss most of the snooker because I got the rare second shifts again, but my new hakos could arrive this coming week, so at least there's something to look forward to.>>158253867I didn't know he was from Lester too. Or, more likely, I knew but forgot.>>158254760He'll do better in the second one.But since I like Walden, this is pretty much the only good thing that happened today. If at least Burpy could get rekt...
Do the needful, Liam.
>>158257595Do not doubt the YWP
Morning lads, how are we? I have decided to be a Scott Donaldson and Liam Pullen fan for this tournament.
>>158264067>I have decided to be a Scott Donaldson and Liam Pullen fanIt truly is tough out there right now. You have my sympathies.
>>158264067For me it's Kubol man winning his first >Ronnie playing a Home Nations event ?
>>158264067Caring about fun more than winning is very admirable.>>158264520>Ronnie playing a Home Nations eventRoonning out of money? Scared of dropping out of the top 16 for the first time in years?
>>158264547That Saudi fraudsters 200k coming in clutch
>Wakelin v Jones>Pang v BurdenWell, at least it's snooker.On the other hand, Australian Women's Open ends tomorrow, with semis held in the middle of the night and the final very early in the morning. Mink (af), Ng (f), Reannie (f) and a Young Indian Player (af).>>158264600Fortunately, we're done with that clown country for some time at least.
>be in the Top 16>lose
shitters who still play for snooker when there's only pink and black left should have their tour card revokedstop wasting everyone's time faggits
>>158265221What u doing in Vietnam, Stephen? Looking for a new bride?
>>158265221I, too, prefer when players don't care.
Hawkbros...
>>158266069*sad bird of prey noises*
>>158217793Lmao, I thought WU Yize was getting raped by Donaldson, because in the live ticker it said 4-0.
It's time to admit that Ronnie is past it and should retire.
GWAN KA WAI
>>158267029It's kinda sad watching him these days
It's Rppver
>>158267142DarksydeRonnie says: thanks for the appearance money, stupid fucks!
why is everyone jobbing in the first round?
>>158268453Mork has been booked as winner
>>158268543I hope so
That was Bingham's 1,000 pro match win
this jpg is a souvenir
>>158269274
>Selby, Ronald, Shorn and Jebb all rekt in the first roundOh my lmao.
>>158269444I suspect these are the tables from the 2024 Worlds
>Liam Highfield match starting past 10pmLel Will they ever fix this awful scheduling for HN events? Robbo was complaining about it the other day so.. maybe but probably not
>>158269444all pieces are falling in placeJ. Lisowski - M. Allen
>>158269460Explains that nostalgic feeling.>>158269514It's 1-0 right now, kek.>>158269657That actually doesn't sound bad, compared to a lot of alternatives.
this is now a Martin O'Donnell thread
>>158272978They say he has never blinked.
New hakos arrived. I remember only 3 out of 4 items, so I'm going to enjoy the surprise.
You wouldn't believe the hakos I witnessed. And you don't have to, I'll post them all sooner or later.I finally collected all main studio albums. Together with compilations, lives etc. I now have 60 CD albums and 7 cassettes. A not bad start, if I do say so myself.Now to tag the songs from the new album. While watching snooker.It's a shame Rigward won, by the way. If both him and Willo lost in the first round too, it would be even funnier.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI forgot about the girls. Could've easily watched the last ~1.5 hours of the final. Which was between Ng and Mink. I'll save it for when there's no live snooker:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYNY3PLjsVc
Donaldson chads how are we feeling?>>158277317Impressive Poland, very nice. Now
>>158277343>NowI'd rather later if possible.
>>158277026>I remember only 3 out of 4 itemsWhat was #4?
>>158272978It always has been >>158277343The Thai's don't stand a chance >Changler 0-3 down to Ryan DaySo it continues
>>158277427Some kind of a co-op single by Hako and an actress called Shigeru Muroi. The title is 希望 (Kibou - Hope). It was still unopened and I liked the cover because the person there has a hako on their head.
Willer: I NBing(You) actually managed to win 3 frames and has an advantage in the decider now.
>>158277695>de gay
>>158277727>from 0-3 to 3-3>lose the deciderA true YCP.
>>158277757Ycp heritage
Mork is BACK :)
>>158278154Punished Mork arc has begun
>>158278181>misses black off the spot and loses the frameO
Mark Allen looks and plays like shitmaybe he should take another break I'm worried he might kill himself this time for real
>>158269444>ebb all rekt in the first round>Oh my lmao.the more important tournament is next week btw
>>158269657so much for that
Mark Allen says he's retiring
>>158278181About that
>>158278448>says he's just trying to survive >says he's retiring >on the brink of breaking down mid interviewWTF
>>158278899n-no...
What's the problem with Mark Allen? Surely it's not just missing that black?
>>158279179i don't know what else it would be. seems like it sent him into depression.
>>158279268>i don't know what else it would be
What the fuck is this thread doing constantly getting bumped? You’re all unironically sitting around watching televised professional pool? Are you retarded?
>>158279289he heard her shit commentary and decided to pack it in? understandable
>>158279308shut up fat
>>158279308Settle down, Da'quavius.
>>158279179if I was in his position I might already kill myself desu
>xintong outonly three top sixteen players left lmao
>Interviewed by TNT Sports after the match, the 12-time ranking event winner said: If I hadn't been playing Jordan I wouldn't have come back. I felt if I was going to play one last time, playing here at the Waterfront where it all started in 2005, against one of my best mates, I thought that was a better way to sign out.>I have been flooded with support but the problems are within. I just don't see a future in snooker if I'm honest. It's sad to say because it's all I have loved to do since I was 12. The last few months have been really difficult and it has sort of put snooker into perspective for me. At the moment I am just trying to survive."
>>158279652is he going to be the first no1 snooker player to commit sudoku?
mark bros is it really over
ozempic fucks you up
>>158279876Nahh no way he goes out like this
It would be hilarious if jegg won this again
>>158280215I want him to win it so many times they rename the trophy after him
Honestly feeling bad for mark allen. He always gives the vibe of depressed emoji.hope life again blooms for him in future. On another news i made a 16 lead break in my today's snooker match against my friend. 3 red 1 black and pink. I'm progressing pretty good as an amateur who is playing snooker for 2 months.
>>158280394That is good for so little time playing
What happened to Mark Allen, why he wants to retire?
>Theppy potting the red into bottom left and black into top right in one shot what a god
>>158280766
Caam on all good sirss. Do the needful.
Is mark perform the sudoku
>>158281103sorry but he has to job to Liam Davies on the next round
Based Kyren sir win>>158221082Ji sirss.>>158281290>Liam Davieswho sirss?
>Is Jack Lisowski the European Ding Junhui?t. Eurosport Germany (The Home of Snooker)
>>158281408Future World Champion, Liam (J) Davies.>>158281629Great to see such high level analysis on a paid channel... fuckin state of it. Anyway here's an elite table.
>Xintong is already outLmao, no more dominant player on the Tour?We WTA now?Also turns out that Wu did not miss much by forfeiting this tournament.
>>158281875Far too many tournaments on the calendar for any one player to be truly dominant
Peak Lisowskian performance this
Listened to the new album for quite literally the whole day. It's amazing.Thanks for leaving some snooker for me, by the way.>>158279652I hope it passes and he comes back one day.>>158282869>kubols a moment later, losing the frameHeh.
Has some checked up on Allen.
>current title holder out as wellKeeps getting lmaoer.
Meanwhile: Poland stronk.
>3-2Come on, Rickeh.
>>158280766He's good enough to win a World Championship (in my opinion) and he was world #1, and he is indisputably one of the best snooker players in the world. But he chokes in the World Championships every single year. He's shit whenever he shows up. This year, he reached the semifinals, against a random Chinese teenager of which there are hundreds, and he was close to beating him and reaching the final at last. >>158280884 shows him faced with an easy shot, and if he had potted that ball, he would have reached the final. No professional should ever miss that shot. And Mark Allen missed it, just like he always misses, and he went home and watched the relatively unknown Wu Yize win the final and be crowned the world's best player in his place. Mark Allen is literally turning into Jimmy White at this point. But he has faced other problems in his life, and this time, he didn't come back the following season for most of the other tournaments. He just didn't show up for most of them. Nobody even knew where he was. There was a bit where people worried that he might already have killed himself. But he finally came back, to the tournament nearest his house, and played another match, and lost that one too, to Jordan Brown who is frankly shit. Even though nobody's willing to say it out loud, basically everyone in snooker is worried he could kill himself at any time.He also used to be married to Reanne Evans, and that would take the smile off anyone's face. He still has to pay her child support. I'm worried about him myself.
What's your favourite Mark Allen meme?
Ania
>Wake up>Internet killing apocalypse occurred and I can't do anything to protect my dataCool
>16 players left>2 from the top 16Nice. I wish there was a morning session though. Now I can only watch Brown v Dolan.>>158289613You lost the moment you gave it to them.
tfw too low iq to be depressed
>>158284367Can't beat the original Bobbins
>>158289839>four seperate emails all with different passwordsI should be fine, but I fear I may have signed up on some stupid website 15 years ago and I'll wake up tomorrow with my Selby folder stolen.
I sense a Kyren v Jak Jones final
>>158290340Whoever gets your data, they won't do anything worse with it than google does on a daily basis.>>158290948For me, Baranowski v Brown.But a little bit more realistically, it would nice if the final was between two of the following: McGill, Walden, Dolanson.
>>158291025>bara vs brownthat would be good, bara would have a good chance to retain his card and jb would be guaranteed.
feeling a bit loopy tbqh
Kyren Wilson with his face like a bus driver from the 1940s
>>158291682He has the look of Blakey doesn't he?
>>158291824I went to see him in panto in about 1996. He came out afterwards and met all the parents who kept telling their kids what a legend he was. He’s insanely tall.
>>158291824Lmao he does. must have been subconsciously likening them.PELLEWCIDER
think we need some more zoom ins on pang's sad little face.. 100 isn't enough
BaraBros...
>minister of destroyed
Lads it's time to choose your midife crisis1. Date a 24 year old2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don't drink anymore3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?7. Get divorced to feel something8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands10. Get very into video games
>>1582950413 and 8 are my actual hobbies, but I would rather pursue 1 and 9.
>>158295041I feel like the average snooker player does at least five of these at once. But for me it's 9, Gardening and botany is basado.>Farmer v Willo QFNice
Alright, time for my first dose of snooker today. At least I get a match with players I like.GWAN SCOTTOGWAN JORDO>>158295041I've always been very into video games.
Just in case anyone hasn't seen Mark Allen's social media response to his harrowing interview a couple of days ago.
His comments take up two whole pictures, which is just unacceptable.
>>158296441>>158296453Mork, my brother...
>>158296441>>158296453never miss the black from the spot or you're going to have a bad time
>McGill v KyleNice.Also, this weekend is longer by a whole hour.>>158296517If that was the reason, Blorko and Ding would be wearing straitjackets for 10+ years.
>>158296517At least he didn't turn to crack, i suppose.
problem, ycp enthusiasts?
>Buyee "suspended its services to address potential system vulnerabilities">"we expect to resume services until October 31"Nooo, think about the hakos!
>>158305356now they will come to you as spooky hakos
Sending my energy to World Snooker Champion Sirss Kyren Wilsaar.
>>158305450Countering this by sending my energy to the baldies Arena is packed btw.. Cool
>three ball plantwew
>>158305356two weeks to update php?shamefur disupurei
>fouls and a miss>kyren wilson, four
>>158305672I used to do that as a job. Some websites rely on certain plugins which stop working if you upgrade Apache or PHP. It’s tragic to have it exposed just how many websites are literally one guy.
Koiren is so back
>>158305551>4-0Send more Sir.
>>158305955
>>158305955Pride of Bharat, 10 lakh crore strong. _/\_
elite snooker that was
>>158306154_/\_Kino Snooker by Mcgill sirss
>both QFs are blow out
Absolute jobber lineup.
Please end the suffering.
>>158306195Christ. Robbo if he was born in Norwich.
Wtf Mork has a beard now?!The welsh whizzard...
>>158307828>Mork has a beard nowI've heard depression does that
Davy G fucking loves that ice bucketThe man never stops shoveling iceAbsolute ice man
>giblet
gilbert what the fuck are you doing
the le farmer man looks and plays so fucking nervously come on grow some fucking balls this is one of your best chances to win another ranking title man
I don't know how they keep that lad stocked up on iceMust have his own personal freezer in the arenaAbsolute ice machine
>>158308210He looks like he despises himself when he's sitting in his chair
>>158308373looks real fucking depressed
Good pair of matches so far
>>158308414contender for saddest man on tour honestly. watching rob walker try to interview him is hilarious.
>>158308488yeah he's so miserablehis interview after the SF exit at the crucible is really really tough to watch
>>158308488https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BtKVWQEOvotough watch everytime, he choked the SF away btw
Cam on Mork score some fahkin points
Santa Cymru bringing cold kebab to all naughty players
>>158308609Probably thinking that was his greatest chance and he was likely right.Snooker escape into a fluke from Donaldson lmao
>>158308649you jinxed him
this is a good ad for why you should drink water over coke
Gilbert and Willow taking turns pissing the frame away, there's like at least 3-4 frame losing errors in each frame
>>158308669No, it was obviously just the sugar rush from the Coca Cola
gilbert's positioning has been abysmal today don't let the scoreline fool youwillow's also been dogshit but he can be excused since he doesn't practice anymore
>>158308842and his eyes don't work, or did he get them fixed?
>>158308927>or did he get them fixed?no
>>158308927nobut once again he reached World SF 2 years ago playing half blind btw
>>158308936>>158308948lel the half blind one is the best current perfomer of the three 92 lads
Wales bros we are BACK
>Sleazor>McIllCrage in the semis, wew.>4-3>3-3Please, sir, a crumb of snooker...>>158305672I also thought so but...>>158305826This makes sense. I was one of the admins of a forum once, before cancers known as social media and Discord killed them off, and updating the "engine" was always a problem because most of custom stuff would break.
Actually Mork's coca cola just kicked in so he's finally powered up
another classic choke from the farmer Gilbert
Three consecutive centuries damn
>>158309208Typical farmer pilot software developer snooker pro moment>>158309342Absolute cinema
What a pot down the railll
Well that was anti-climactic
>Fluk Jones
>>158309613>highest break of 47 >winning 5-4 el o el
>>158309643(af) tier
Jones pots a ballsy double and proceeds to snooker himself lmao
>>158309643Only 1 away from 147.>>158309848And another fluke.
Alright, time for the cider.
>>158309903>>158309915Kino
>>158309918If only that kino didn't lead to JJ getting into the semis.
>>158310028It was a good break but yeah would have preferred Scotty. Can't be missing that easy of a red in a cider. F.
snookerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7g_h02qfr0
>>158309643KLECK
>>158313402Nice carpet. They need to move the table a bit to the left though, it doesn't fit the pattern.
garish burberry-style carpet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4roPKJi00New stream but the matches haven't started yet. I think they should be on in ~15 minutes.
>>158316100anon you have to pay me to watch women snooker ... if I want to see a break of 20 I'd rather watch Qschool
>>158316355>watch QschoolThere are no streams. Women win again.
>>158316355>watch your favourite sport while watching cute girlsWhat is there to not like?Plus, half of this matches will have a higher break that the Prestigious Semi-Finalist of the Great BetVictor Northern Ireland Open Jak "The Silent Assassin" Jones had yesterday for the first 10 frames.
these* matchesReannieWinsLOL
No more streams, it appears, but that other match starts in 45 minutes, may as well watch it while >waiting for snooker (af).Oh, the Thread is up, by the way, if you want to grab something: >>>/mu/131941351
>>158313961-ERS is playing right now and has a highest break of 121
cragheads rise up
>>158317837Now this post finally starts to make sense.
this is a chuckle brothers frame
what is happening
>>158318862>>158318941TotalCragheadDomination
>>158318941You see, Kyren has been practising a lot lately with his new practice buddy, John.
>>158319004>the trick is to miss an easy pot then pretend a member of the crowd distracted you. It works every time.
gwan vache-ji _/\_
CAM ON CRAGGY
Caam on KOIREN.
CIDER
wtf was that
>>158319927X2
stop it craigie, you're not the boy
absolutely 囧
>>158320236he's remembered this is a ranking event before playing that shot
lmao
Incredible fluke, Kyren is fuming.
This is still tough table to win.Caam on Kylel
>>158320156>that pinkTurns out he is
Get these two jobbers out of here holy shit
It's craigver...
craigie lost it more than vache-ji won it, blimey
KYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEN
At least it was a long decider, as it should be.
how does he keep getting away with it?
>>158320844IndiaAnons inexhaustible energy supply
Alri, here we go.
gwan the welshmen
still can't recover from the sam craigie lostlad will have to wait another 10 years for such a chance like thatfucking retard
important announcement: Bai tummy.
>>158316404every qualifier match with Bai Yulu I watch is such a torturous experienceevery frame last an hour because both can't make a meaningful break
cringe
>>158322887he shot himself in the foot then in the head for good measure
>>158323022then another in the dick with the pathetic attempt at the yellowjesus christ no wonder snooker players want to kill themselves/feel depressed
Are we all ready for JJs third title of the season?
>>158323358I'm still not ready for his first.
>>158323660Rude
willo showing these youths how to pot sam facking balls
Absolute scrapyard frame
CAM ON MARKPOT SUM FACKIN BALLS
Well?
I for one am a firm believer in the beardsweep>>158327919Looks good as it is but maybe if he grows it longer he becomes even more powerful
>>158327919Cut it shorter. He's starting to look like a terrorist.
>>158327919Shaving is easier than to grow it, so keep it until it's annoying him
Decider
Easy miss by Mark
It's so fucking over
mother of god this is tight
Missed the crazy double, and the jakhammer advances to the final
Oh dear, the final will be legendary.
Jak is pretty successful this year, meanwhile Luca will clean toilets soon
Wish Mark would've won but I can't even be mad at that, that was poetic cinema
>>158328397Like an Israeli?
>>158337734Terrorism has many a bearded face.
>>158329889>won two ranking events (one being the cl i know) and in a final of another>18th in the provisional rankings wst need to do something about the awful ranking system, it's a complete joke.
I very /sp/-relatedly preordered an anniversary vinyl that releases in two months.>>158339008He's probably the most successful player this season, result-wise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EK4VFJU180Forgot to add the link.GWAN THE PLAYER WHO ISN'T REANNIE
>>158339340He is, and the rankings should reflect that.>>158339368>already overReanne has a birthday buff active
>>158327919He already looks terrible but shaving it off would be an act of surrender. His only option is to go full wizard. I want to see it plaited. I want him to tuck it into his shirt like people do with ties sometimes. I want it to wrap around his neck like a scarf.
>>158339598or turn it into a birdcage or some snooker related item
>>158339559>Reanne has a birthday buff activeHappy birthday, I guess.
>>158339008It's a two year system, and last season he was fucking shit, there's not much else to say (he's fourth on the one year list)
>>158339786My point is the whole prize money ranking system is shit and needs to be changed. Should back to the set points system.
>q-tour quarters >still no streams
>>158339874Oh yeah, totally with you on that, for want of a better word tournaments should be worth more points due to their prestige, a meme tournament shouldn't be worth as much as winning the worlds, ever.
>>158340012NI Open is yuuuuugeMillions of spectators buying ticketsProbably brings in more money than the worlds
>>158340012Bingo. They probably changed it to money rankings to give tournaments sponsors and organizers the feeling they have sway over the rankings thus pumping more money into the event.
>>158290948well well well
At this point last season 13 maximum breaks had been made. There have been 5 this season all coming in June and July. Hmmmmm....
>kyren first frame centuryjjbros...
cam on jack the nipper
Kyren Wilson's opponents stop gifting him easy tables (impossible challenge)
flukeGODS we are back
turned on the final fully expecting vache-ji vs willowtf did santa cymru lose to jj!?class of 92 officially gone or what
>>158341879>class of 92 officially gone or whatBasically.. All three are good enough to go deep and but not actually win anything anymore. Not to discount the bottle of Jones.
>>158342466nudda one by JJworrier needs to watch out
>135 and a 130 back to back
>>158342996the comeback will start any minute...
6-2, the most dangerous lead
At least the other YWP in a final right now is doing well https://snookerscores.net/scoreboard/match/01a1208b-4d88-73c6-b67d-9f4fed708b17>>158344185JJ will activate comback merchant mode for sure
>6-2Keep sending energy to Kai.
Rob "The Führer" Spencer
This is so over. gg no re.
Eurosport Germany (The Home of Snooker) invoking the 1985 Cruce copium that the match ain't over yet.
Yep, I'm thinking it's time for the greatest come back of all time.
>>158349629>>158349843You jinxed it
Worrior winning.Thank you all good sirss for sending energy. Cheers to all
final over by 8pm in the UK, shame
What a disappointing final. This was way too easy for The Koiren.
So whos turn is it to win a ranking event next week?
>>158350247some lass
>>158350495a (f) winning a main tour event, now that would be spooky.
Every frame was one-sided
>>158350980If it doesn't have at least one frame decided on the black, it isn't a real final.
Maybe it's time to finally cancel Norf Ire Open altogether. Both this and last year were a complete meme. Before that too. Kyle v Jebb, Jebb v Wokeloon. From 2018 to 2020 Jebb won in the final against Rodney 9-7. Three times in a row. Same players, same score, three years in a row.Norf Ire is also the only ranking title Mark King has ever won. Against one... Barry Hawkins. No idea how that guy got into the final, Marking aside.Even Ronnie's fans should agree, as it's one of the few big events he never won.This tournament just isn't right.
Why do people hate Koiren?Seems like a nice lad
>>158358072he's just a bit of a drip
>>158358072I don't think anyone hates him. I mean, there is one guy, but he's a tourist.
>>158017013Been watching a lot of Ronnie highlights
>>158365334They're the gateway drug of Snooker
when players walk out at the crucible they are in front of a list of previous winners. do you think they will keep that list or hide the 2006 winner?
>>158358072I don't, I just find his snooker to be very bland, you can tell he's good because he practices a lot, but he's not really "talented" or blessed with a snooker brain, he never does anything interesting or unexpected, it's all very methodical when he plays. I suppose he reminds me of a lot of YCPs, forgettable.>>158365853They don't show his name on the screens that show all previous winners' surnames, but I doubt they'd hide his name on that list, at most they'd just not have the list up.
Champion of champions lineup has now been confirmedChampions of Champions 2025:Mark SelbyWorld Championship 2026:Wu YizeThe Masters 2026:Kyren Wilson167 Riyadh Season Snooker Champs 2025:Zhao XintongGerman Masters 2026:Judd TrumpWorld Open 2026:Thepchaiya Un-NoohWuhan Open 2026:Chang BingyuWelsh Open 2026:Barry HawkinsEnglish Open 2026:Ali CarterScottish Open 2025:Chris WakelinBritish Open 2026:Jak JonesWomen’s World Championship 2026:Panchaya ChannoiShoot Out 2025:Alfie BurdenWorld Championship Runner-Up 2026:Shaun MurphyWorld Seniors Championship 2026:Ronnie O’SullivanHighest Ranked Player not yet qualified on 26 October 2026: Neil RobertsonRpmmie and Neyul get in thanks to winning meme tournaments
>>158368857>Shoot Out 2025:Alfie Burden
>>158368857>British Open 2026:Jak Jones>Shoot Out 2025:Alfie Burden>World Seniors Championship 2026:Ronnie O’Sullivan>Highest Ranked Player not yet qualified on 26 October 2026: Neil Robertsonwild last 12 months it has been.
>>158368857Can we just skip straight to UK Championship qualies thanks
>page 10What >waiting for snooker does to thread.
>>158379775it's the last week off until the secular end of year holidays winter break, two months of non stop q action
>ReanneWinsLol
I want snooker with the Christmas lights on again. >tfw work has 4chan blocked and I have to use my dataPricks
>>158381513
Only a bit more.
When you think about it, we'll need a new thread anyway.
>low ranked players forced to play amateurs in a bo11 then play either Judd, Jackson Page or Fan later in the day. >IF they win these matches they only qualify for round one of the tournament >are the top ranked players forced to play two bo11s in ten hours? of course notGreat idea lads.
>>158395550Surely the players who have to play their qualifiers in China get some sort of subsidy? It hardly seems fair that most lower ranked players get to play their matches in Leicester, then players like Hammad Miah have to pay for flights and a hotel in China just so they can get smashed by Wu Yize and earn £0 in prize money.
>>158395840I know that players get a flat 20k guaranteed every season, but there should be a subsidy if there isn't. On the topic of lower ranked players starving to death, I read this the other day:>Prize money is paid out after a tournament is completed, so matches won in qualifying do not deliver financially for quite a while.>It is especially difficult with Chinese tournaments as prize money is often not received until three months after the trophy is handed out, which could be five months after the qualifiers are played.How is this legal? Lmao
>>158395550>Round 2 matches and Round 1 of the qualifiers on the same day at the same timeThey finally went full retard.
Only a few more days.
>>158400418https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-qaPFHF_Fw
>Hawkins withdrew due to illnessHe does (un)well
>>158400485There's always some snooker, I guess.>>158401585At least it's Walden who profits.
>>158400418Until what
>>158406468Until the event
>>158401585blork memmo never ever
>>158406849Wow an Austriaboy? In this economy??
>Brecel withdrawn >Murphy withdrawn Is China going through a food shortage?
>>158406468I can't remember. I've been >waiting for too long.>>158401585>>158407222Alright, Barry is a price I'm willing to pay for the other two.
This thread is too young to die. It's not even a full month old yet.
Less than 24 hour until snooker.
>>158416280I'm still on Summer Time so I'll get snooker 1 hour before the rest of you.
>>158416280>waiting for Jester v Jimmy
>>158416575WST HATES HIM>>158417522The guy on the right is the luckiest snooker fan, having a picture taken of him with three world champions at the same time.>>158417652Lel.
>>158411171>Hello Poland. >You don't know me, but I know you. >I want to play a game.>Here's what happens if you lose. >The thread you are posting in, is filled with your posts above and below.>When the post limit is reached, the thread is slid.>Your thread will be permanently archived. >Think of it like a reverse thread. >Here, I'll show you. >There is no new thread.>Look around Poland.>I'm not lying. >Better hurry up. >Thread now or thread later, make your choice.
>whirlwig
>wake up>snooker on>Selby in>Szubo insnooker-live.ru has three tables, by the way.>>158423226>
>>158417652Dostoyevsky could have only dreamed of writing something as grim as Jimmy and his world final losses
>>158426118>Davies in>Robbo in>Ben Woollaston winning a match
>Vafaei had a break of 69 or more in every frame including two centuriesOkay. But why do you mention that? That's two centuries and four 50+ breaks. Very nice, but nothing groundbreaking.>>158426570And Ding is 5-3 ahead, which means he has 0 chance of winning now.
>>158427033>doubtding
>>158427468And Ben also managed to win, barely.
Wu on a mad one
>>158427681his dads post is proof that cyberbullying works?
>>158428331And yet, Zhao finished his match first, even though he lost one frame.>>158428385We should really stop being mean to poor Shaun.
Hamma miah! Points he got during those six frames wouldn't be enough for a century. Exactly 99.
>>158429075yeah yize really trailed off at the end
This is a boy thread now
>>158429290>5-3Tick tock.
Rob Walker is dancing in the corner of my screen, this site is too spooky today.
are y'all wearing the poppies? gotta wear the poppies, or else
