>>35451282
I wish I had access to a greggs here in the Netherlands

>>35451282
Oi you got a loicense for this thread, chap?

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>ASL
29 M North West
>Looking for
Chat/meetup if you have similar interests.
Music I like: https://rateyourmusic.com/~unsunsunsuns
I party every month or so, I like anything close to techno.
I am into programming, interested in learning how interpreters and Linux work lately. I started working as a webshitter a few years ago and now I wanna understand it all.
I like smelly old TV like X-Files and The People vs Jerry Sadowitz.
>Not looking for
Anyone who is under 25, clingy, an actual edgelord, a gooner, or at least a 50% mess.
>Contact
Discord: unsunsunsunsunsunsunsuns

Anyone in the Lincolnshire area knows a young little slut called Joyce hmu

Kik- JimJamSham
TeleGuard - RLJCQTGVF

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.
High bodycounts prefered.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
Those overseas.

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - [email protected]

>ASL
29/M/ Greater Manchester
>Looking for
Friends primarily , especially those interested in live music, and possibly dating (heterosexual) if theres a connection
>Not looking for
Super high maintenance relationships as I work hospitality so variable hours and availability, I can usually at least shoot a text back but I am not always available for calls and meets. Also not looking for gay dating opportunities
>Contact
[email protected]

I want to try emails as first contact, it encourages long form content to begin with. Will move to personal discord/WhatsApp etc if we vibe and I trust you

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>ASL
41 M Essex

>About
6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.

>Looking For
I have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.

>Not Looking For
Men, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or boring people.

D'cord & T'gram: alexb011

>>35451298
Alsof wij geen goede worstebroodjes hebben

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>ASL
21. Boytoy Waifu

>Sexuality
Femboy (Dom) Switch

>About you/toxic traits
I'll make you gay as fuck

>What you're looking for
I'm looking for Sugardaddies and those that have always wanted a little femboy secret in their life. I'm looking for married men, or young & older people alike. I have a thing for people cheating on their partners & picking me over them, especially full time straight men. I love obedience & expect daily worship. What happens between us stays between us. I'm interested in doing stuff online & IRL meetups. I love to travel and I've found that it's a good way to do so.

I also enjoy teasing simps & dominating your sex life, it gets me hard knowing you're worshipping my ass & genuinely devoted. I have a footfetish and I'm always looking for more foot slaves :3

>What you're NOT looking for
Sad, lonely, rambling in-celibate men who expect something for nothing. Idiots who message me pretending they don't know what I am and haven't read this or "were not expecting this and that". Or weird larpers who insist they're going to meet up with me in real life upon immediately messaging me. I will block you if you annoy me.

>Discord/contact
Discord: itsyaboijess
Telegram: itsyaboijess

i like 9 inch sausagerolls ;3

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>ASL
35m near Reading

>About You
Total weirdo, happy go lucky, jokey, quite nerdy.

I'm more of a darker-minded person, so I'll say fucked up things for a joke, not always or relentlessly but I want to be able to say retard with you and have an inappropriate sense of humour.

That being said I'm not an incel chud. For example I have a job, I like people and talking with them, and I'd like a nice person to connect with.

I'm not particularly pulled one way or the other politically, I find both sides highly retarded in different ways so I enjoy hating on them equally.

I'm a big film enjoyer: wild at heart, fight club (I know, but it is good), children of men, In Bruges, four lions, under the skin, ghost in the shell, Akira, anything by Satoshi Kon, most things with Jackie Chan before Rush Hour 2, and any slop really.

Good stand ups like Louis CK, Patrice O'Neal, Doug Stanhope, Shane Gillis, Stewart Lee. I find a lot of stand up awful now. Dudes riffing is usually funnier, like cumtown. Or Norm MacDonald's podcast.

Love music: aphex twin, tool, death grips, Biggie, 2000s Nu metal, and pretty much everything except modern pop-slop, it makes me want to reverse Harikiri.

Gaming, D&D, gooning, reading, writing, dog walks. You know, people things

>Looking For
I'm open to all kinds of people. I'm just hoping to make a half-decent connection with someone. If you think you could vibe with me then you probably will.

>Not Looking For
There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch (nah, Dutch people are fine)

>Contact
Discord: motokospike
Snap: fat9-11

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>ASL
A: 30
S: M
L: South Wales

>intro / about me

Fucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games and work out, go to work, come back, go to work, come back. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too.
>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
Men (I have enough male friends)
>Contact info
tag: panchothe2nd

pic is a pretty job I went to

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>ASL
19m, north east
>Looking for
I like dressing fem and would love to have a sex partner who is into that, who tells me what kinds of looks they want etc. We could meet and fuck and more than that if that's what you want.
>Not looking for
I don't mind if you just want a friend etc. My main condition is that you're close enough we could actually meet.
>Contact
Yonyonsonwisconsin on tg

21 SissyFemboy uk.

Seeking 30+ owner that is very serious about finding long term realtionship that plays some of the same video games as me : ) I need a daddy for life guidience using many techniques to make me a better girl

About me: im paige im 6ft0 dark medium hair growing it more again. White. Average body type. I get told nice legs and bum. I am pretty sure im depressed. I am a looser and failure in life. I dont like my life or the skin im in.i hate my parents yet cant escape. Im hoping ti find a purpose in life an identity and that would be serving you.

Video games: overwatch, league, cs2, valorant, rocket league, runescape, I also have game pass for things like the f1 game and for fun coop games we could play together. Also open to any free to play x

Looking for: a man 30+ very dominant controlling femboy enjoyer. Must play 1 or 2 games in common. Genuinly committed to find your long term perhaps forever person like me. Prefered experience. Looking for some TPE as well with bathroom control, outfit approvals, food approvals, who I can talk to., what game I play, bed time and when I wake and other things like that.. I need someone to help improve my life. Perhaps using things like blackmail to help me.say clean my room or go a walk or somthing like that. Theres probably more here im just forgetting

Not looking for: vanilla inexperienced men. To tame to put me in my place. Someone who doesnt enjoy a large veriaty of kinks. People that only want to talk for 1 day or be friends.

Kinks and things id enjoy to be a key part of ownership. Tpe as mentioned. Blackmail as mentioned. Humiliation online. exposure online. Traffic light system early to get to know eachother easier. Pain and cbt, sensory dep, breathplay and some things ive wanted to try but never have like info hazards assume punishments.. And many more things id love to try x

Please send me your introduction as your first message please be as detailed as possible

Discord kittenkisses15

We are a long distance couple that meet up a handful of times a year to cross things off our sexual bucket list. Neither of us have done a MMF threesome before so it's next on the list.

Being near Glasgow or Birmingham would be ideal, logistics wise.

No gay stuff. Purely doubleteaming a slut. Drop a disposable email if you're into it and we'll go from there.

>asl
43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

25 M
Secondary teacher tired after a long week with teens. Looking to wind down by chatting with any F.
Disc: mr._anon
TG: LXR3PZ4H3

havent been on this dump in ages and somehow its even more full of degenerates than i remember

f/20s/london

>about
reformer at 7, superday at 9(ish), rave by midnight, breakfast at smithfield.. between rounds at plumtree? court i'm on the thames foreshore with a mudlarking permit pulling out clay pipes and the odd tudor pin :s got a ham radio licence and mostly listen to fishermen arguing about the weather. i can date a london brick by looking at it and nobody has ever asked ^_^ gerald my raspberry pi has been dying since march..

looking for: your most niche hobby. the more obscure the better

inb4 tits: i said niche

throwaway disc: pinmoney.

Sharing my ex. You can come from any angle you want like worshipping, degrading, insulting, praising etc

>Bonus points for long-term chats and people that love non-nude pics too. Please actually have a conversation and don't ask for more, I'll already be sending.

If you want you can also do things like saving all her pics, showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats etc. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do!


Teleguard: 3Q9S9GDV7

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>>35480299 >>35481645 >>35483142 >>35495283

[email protected]
Looking for someone like this to be in a relationship with. I know I'm looking for a unicorn and I'm willing to compromise on the smaller things like being a year or two older but I'm only interested in a very specific type of man and would appreciate only mailing if you fit the bill or come very close to it.

>>35474048
that's amazing,, what are you doing on your pi?

> your most niche hobby

DDR, street skating. revived one of my fakename blogs recently with a post about filesystem internals.

looking for: true hackers in this city. probably futile - if you can afford to live here you are probably not a hacker,,, but those that are, go to the same 5 events (only 1 is any good, so I'm running my own)

>>35477996
>KHHV
Why do you think that is? Were your parents very overprotective?

>>35480299
Not really. Like I said, I went to an all girls school for secondary and I didn't have many friends or know anybody outside of school. By the time I went to college I stopped trying to talk to people and nobody spoke to me aside from to tease me. I'm not very attractive and probably give off an autistic vibe so I was an easy target.

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>Asl
28/m/southwestern ireland then east sussex
>about you
tall(6'2" or 188cm), and I'd say handsome looking redhead. I'm into aviation, reading, anime, japanese lit, classic sci-fi, classical music cooking, wine and brewing. Also I am Anglo-American, I know that's bound to throw some Irish folks off.
>What you are looking for
other people to chill with in Ireland. I'm here for a photography course. Maybe looking for someone to share a drink with. Always looking for other gingers... allegedly this is the land of our people. Also anyone from southern England(East Sussex) since I'm will be back there soon.
>What you are not looking for
crazy schizophrenics, drug addicts, people who are too young, friend collectors and people who share none of my interests at all.
>Contact
sigkircheis

>>35478541

>that's amazing,, what are you doing on your pi?
running teletext on an old crt telly
> fakename blog about filesystem internals
drop it

>looking for: true hackers in this city. probably futile - if you can afford to live here you are probably not a hacker,,, but those that are, go to the same 5 events (only 1 is any good, so I'm running my own)
can't afford to live here either so i might qualify. what's the event

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>asl
19 troon(s) greater manchester
>hobbies
into graffiti, old cod games, photography, cooking, milsurp, retro computers and cameras, hockey, raves, and guns
>looking for
anyone in the north of england to go drinking with
>not looking for
normgoids, retards, SEX OR RAPE
>discord
autogynephilicdeer

>>35477996
Emailed because you never know

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>>35483221 >>35487611 >>35489927

>ASL
25
F
Nw
>Looking for
Bffs in the north west to meet in person [eventually]. I plan to visit heritage sites,
lately I’ve been to some pretty neat castles. I’d like leave my home more often and would like company doing so.
I have autism & anxiety, I’m looking for open minded & patient individuals. I am shy and quiet but open up when I’m comfortable.
>Not looking for
I do not drink, smoke or do drugs, it’s unlikely we’ll get along if you do. Relationships /anything adjacent to, I want platonic friendships only. Men who only add when they see f need not apply.
>Contact
ginsengstrip2026

>>35477996
Damn, 15 years ago that was 100% me

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>>35482773
>plan to visit heritage sites
On the first Sunday of every month between October and March, entry to Historic Scotland sites is free.

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>ASL 28 M Essex

I had wrist surgery yesterday and can't do much more than sit around and chat to people. Come keep me company!

Outdoorsy, like reading and board games. I'm a history and art nerd

Disc sisyphus.exe

22/f/Newcastle

Discord: Brooke17611

33 M UK - Gloucester

Just looking for the sloppiest of head desu

Telegram: ixxy93

21 f uk
Discord: Caits11233

38/m

Live in NW but all over the UK and Ireland regularly with work.

>looking for

People to chat to while I’m on the road, maybe a femanon to meet up with at my hotel and let me eat her pussy and ass all night.

>not looking for

Nothing springs to mind. Add me and if it’s not my cup of tea, I’ll tell you directly.


Kik: SpecialFrizbee

>>35482773
Your contact isn't working, which is a shame because I'd like to meet friends in the North West.

If you want to send a request to me instead, my discord username is elvishmarkedhog and my asl is 24/M/NW.

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>>35485448
>>35486412
bumping for manpreet lol

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>>35489927

>ASL
24 m north west
>about me
pretty miserable and depressed. in my final year of uni, not sure where im going with my life. i like writing and listening to music like weezer, morrissey, phil collins. working in uni just for a degree. i can be funny. right wing but it isnt my whole personality.
>Looking for
i have 1 irl friend and i wanna find people irl to spend time with before uni ends. but vc is fine.
>Not looking for
people who must text for ages first before vcing and then dissapear without vcing. people are completely different in text vs vc and it is retarded to evaluate people over text. gay / bi men - please please please do not add me. if i get a whiff you are gay i will swiftly block.
>Contact
j3d3a

>>35482773
I'm interested but not sure what platform your contact is for, I'm >>35454405
but have now made a discord too (UK4non)

>>35487611
If you're looking for male friends too please shoot me a message

>>35488785
Sent you a request

>ASL
>Location
NW England
>Looking for
Unrealistically cute, petite gamer girl that's in the North West who also likes getting a good spanking then going for a drive or a run and laughing about it.
>Not looking for
Guys really.
>Contact
Ask for it, no one ever messages if I put my contact anyway

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.
High bodycounts prefered.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
Those overseas.

>Contact:
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - [email protected]

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looking for more brits to join our discord

18+ gaming and social server with active vc, people playing all sorts of games, streaming films and anime, or just hanging out.

mostly PC gaming, anything from hunt, cs2 and dota to stellaris, total war, wow and l4d2.

everyone welcome, just looking for more UK people

https://discord.gg/hDmH46tFWK

>>35474048
M/23/London
My most niche hobby is olympic weightlifting, I barely have anyone to train with and my uni doesn't have a club :_)
Feel free to add me : _1089

29 m Bristol
Thinking of finding a bro to regularly goon with and generally milk each other stupid lol. Not too experienced with guys so would love to find a guy who I can get on with and who’s up for spending time watching porn and practising some sloppy head on each other

TG: X3AXBZJPW

I've made a group on telegram to DEGRADE and dirty chat about my hot slutty 22yo british chav NIECE while i show u all pics of her, and yes, i have plenty of NUDES. Goon for this slag with me here:

https://t.me/+jeovEm4QB4Q0ZmU0

>>35489927
>get add
>"are u woman"

Never change, /soc/

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>asl
22/m/thames valley
>about
i am a curious and independent person, pretty easygoing and down to earth.
i enjoy learning new things, exploring new places and spending time in nature and with animals.
i am currently studying computer science and spend alot of my free time exercising, outdoors, gaming or planning my next trip.
i enjoy joking around and having both lighthearted and more indepth conversations. i like getting into random topics and learning about new things. i also appreciate people who are curious and can bounce ideas off each other.
>interests
lifting, cycling, martial arts, travelling and foreign cultures, nature and animals, gardening, photography, history, geography and geopolitics.
also into video games (like rpgs, marvel rivals and pokemon), reading, tv/movies and computers.
>looking for
kind, cool friends around my age who share some interests, can hold a conversation and genuinely want a lasting friendship. would be nice to potentially meet up and hang out someday too!
would really appreciate a proper introduction and where you added me from (if you add me and just say hi hru im gonna assume youre a bot or scammer and unadd)
>not looking for
anyone who uses or has used this board for nsfw reasons, people who put no effort into conversations/low curiosity, friend collectors, people who havent read or forgot my post, or are constantly negative.
>tag
candorous

>>35467791
[email protected] Glasgow

Any women are free to email

>>35474048
You need a loicence for a HAM radio? That's fucking dumb but then again so are a lot of our laws.

>niche hobby
Don't know if I'd call it niche but I melt metal and make little ingots

>ASL
20s, troon, take a wild guess

>Location
why does this appear twice

>Looking for
someone in his like, 30s or older, a few inches taller than me (i'm 5'8), politically aligned (i'm very right wing), stoic, will listen to me and take care of me, masculine. basically not a manchild or a drug addict at minimum

>Not looking for
communists or younger men

>About me
i'm sad and lonely and i want to be loved. apparently i'm cute but too crazy to be tolerated. i wish i could just be held

>Contact
my discord is justwhateveratp

>>35478541
>>35481032
Both of you seem really cool. I'm really into tech and cybersecurity and it would be nice to make more friends in that space.

[email protected] if you ever want to chat

>>35477996
Damn was about to mail you, I thought I'd fit quite well because I yearn a lot and I'm a loner virgin male who got a lot of bad luck with love so far, but then I saw that hard requitement and I'm not a brit, even though I've been often on the Isle and know my way around and ig I wouldn't mind moving someplace else. A shame innit

>ASL
28, M, Staffordshire
>Location
... See above
>Interests
Airsoft, cooking, gaming... the usual stuff really
>Looking for
People to text well I'm wage slaving, those into airsoft, down to earth peeps, anyone who can help me with tor, possible drinking buddy... just want friends really
>Not Looking For
Gooners. Literally just that, no I don't want to trade porn, no I don't want to jerk off on cam with you

ngl guys idk what to put about myself, I don't talk to people much. Only got like 2 friends lmao

>Contact
Discord: burntout2much

-28 M Bi
-Leicester
-Smoking, Games, deviant behaviour
-Bi experiences
Slim, long hair
Tele @TrophyCoconut

Hookups
Entertainment

Why is the UK so gay anons?

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>ASL
31/m/Northants
>Looking for
Chances of me finding a girl here are slim but ye, gamers I guess, WOW, League (Eune),POE 1 and 3, some friends slops. Ive spend most of my time doom scrolling or working nights so kinda bored. Im Also Polish so there is that.

I am 5'4, chubby guy, around 103kg in, slowly but surerly losing weight (was 110 few months ago) I like post apo stuff, urbanexploring was fun,
>Not looking for
Gays, Men
>Contact
asleepen (discord)

>>35495023
sorry I don't feel like making another email just for this purpose but for now you can contact me on discord (fuck discord) at aelson.friend

Sharing pics of my ex for you to use as your cumdump.

You can save and share her pics if you want. If you do, show me


>Teleguard: 3Q9S9GDV7

>>35499296
Aww that's ok. I don't use discord currently but I'll add in the future!

>>35499402
I will probably delete that account by then. If you know any cool things or fun and niche activities to do in London, feel free to list them here

>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

>>35499439
I'm not from London sorry. I just wanted to chat because I also like tech and hackathons.

>>35499890
I wish you contributed something to this thread on the topic ;-;

>>35499981
I mean, this is a thread for british anons to find other british anons to talk to. I'm british, I have a contact, I tried finding someone to talk to. How's that not on topic?

>ASL
31 / M / North West

>About
Chunky puppy owner and wannabe gardener. Would be nice to have someone to chat to regularly about whatever. I work from home full time so I'm always available during normal UK hours.
I'm into running, making game mods, gardening

>Looking For
New friends of any gender. Would be cool to meet up if you're nearby but obviously would need to work around the dawg.

>Not Looking For
Sellers, pol residents, nigel fans

>Tag
discord: mibble.gibble

28 m South Wales
Friends to chat to, idm horny but I'd rather chat about random stuff we think of or enjoy

I play games but mostly to chill and not get annoyed at. Been playing No Mans Sky, ultrakill, sins of a solar empire and command and conquer.
I love electronic music, if you have any acid house recommendations I'd love to hear them! I've been trying to make some myself recently but I rarely have the time or effort.

Not looking for
Sellers, homophobes and racists

Discord
Ike2703

>asl
30/M/Bristol
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic, or expect instant replies at all hours of the day.
>tag
Captain0ppai

44/m/Liverpool

Been edging all weekend, who can help finish me off?

Kik - kevess

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>ASL / description
20/M/Nothern ireland
I work full time in construction and i am a stoner who smokes a lot and drinks a lot too. In my free time I like to watch lolcow content (mainly DSP) and listen to Music. I enjoy lot of different music but mainly Metal and Rock
>Looking for
Someone fun to talk to and possibly vc. I dont play much online vidya but I play DBD. I dont really talk to many people so just looking for a good friend with similar interests.
>Not looking for
I'm open to talk to anyone
>tag/username
Disc: esh.bosh88

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.
High bodycounts prefered.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women
Those overseas.

>Contact:
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - [email protected]

35M Bi. Looking for older man to be my Daddy.

I'm looking for a purely sexual relationship, IRL. With all the kinkiness attached.

I don't care if you're already in a relationship ship. If you're unsatisfied then reach out, we just might get click!

Come and say hi!

London/Kent area x

Teleguard:

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25 M
Teacher finally on half-term break. Looking to wind down by chatting with any F.
TG: LXR3PZ4H3
Discord: mr._anon

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>>35525731

>ASL:
28-M-Hampshire
>About me:
Short, chubby/fat, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time.
>Interests
Movies, TV, some gaming, D&D, Warhammer 40K, writing, generative AI,
>Looking for:
Someone I can:
- Share/trade porn with on a completely irregular basis (I travel a lot so barely get a chance to sit down)
- Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.*
- Not have to stress about the state of the world with.
- Maybe meet up with while I'm stuck in the south.
>Into:
Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome.
>Not into
Scat/Piss, Findom, VC.
>Disc:
throwawago

>ASL
22 M Midlands

>About me
Engineering student, love books + music. I like to think I am pretty interesting, and can maintain a conversation about damn near anything, but you'll have to put that to the test.

>Looking for
Fun conversation with interesting women that has the potential to turn into more. Age + location are irrelevant

>Disc:
either.or.

early 20s f london
bored as heck
im black
disc: u01794

>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent.
>Looking for
Biological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness.
>Not looking for
If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

>ASL
25/M/EU
>About me
Tall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job.
Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more.
Interests
Gaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things.
>Looking for
A girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point.
>Not looking for
Drama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird.
I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones.
If any of this sounds fun to you, my Discord is vrykolakaic. Thanks for not being weird. If you're the guy above, try not to use my account to catfish people again. Thanks!

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>ASL
22 M Manchester/North West

>looking for
a gf or at least some insane bpd girl who will go on a few practice dates/get fucked up with me in town

>about me
i like making music, going to shows and everything artsy even though ive been told i dont seem like that type
pretty outgoing, listening to people waffle about their lives is fun
retarded enough to look for a girl on here but at least i can actually hold a conversation unlike half the people that post here
idk just add me and ask me anything idc

>Not looking for
sexfreaks, trannys, men, the obese, rapists, ekittens

disc: ihatemusic_

>ASL
28 M UK East Midlands Leicester
>About
BI Curious hippie with an aim to please had plenty of online experiences but would love to graduate to something real
> Looking for
Some guy looking to chill, smoke weed, play some games and maybe get your dick sucked and anything else you might have in mind or just chat and share if you're boring
> Not looking for
Time wasters, nervous or uncertain people
> Contact
Tele @TrophyCoconut

>>35514887
You got a disposable email address?

>>35514926

Into BWC at all?

Striaght M 38. Looking for hotel meet in Nottingham to be made to crossdress and suck. Never met before but can't stop craving this.

Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB
Kik is TriggeredCDchloe

>>35514926
never responds cause like 500 other niggas DMing her like any other foid who posts here. ignore

>ASL
24 M North East (Newcastle area)

>About Me
Just moved up to the area but not completely new to it.
I enjoy cooking, reading fiction, psychedelics and most forms of electronic music. I also have a film camera I neglect for months at a time.
Occasional drinker/smoker, 6'2 white british, not attracted to men but open to mates.

>Looking for
Friends or whatever from the nearby area, I'd enjoy playing games, watching whatever, pool down the pub, raving, random explorations or even just fun chats. I'm down to try new things also so lmk.

>Not looking for
People over 40, sellers, hateful individuals, anyone against recreational drug consumption

>Contact
Disc: phenethylamines

30/trans woman/south east
>About me
recently moved back to the country and looking to make friends/date/fuck/whatevs. Interests include reading, especially classics, going to museums/galleries, and ive recently been teaching myself to sew and draw
>Looking for
Anyone rly, I'm bi and open to anything tho you need to be dominant if looking for something sexual/dating. Bonus points if ur a trans guy because i'd love to give st4t a go

msg me on discord @ morganspaces and let me know what ur about

>>35522873
She seems sound?

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do you like hot troons?

are you a hot troon?

do you like based memes?

(we also have a role specifically for brits)

just for you, mate~

https://discord.gg/JeW9GkQcsb

25 M
Teacher, half term break ending soon. Looking to end my break chatting with F. Down for anything. Do not add if M
Teleguard:LXR3PZ4H3
Discord: mr._anon

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>>35514867

Bumpdate

>ASL:
28-M-Chiswick
>About me:
Short, chubby/fat, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time.
>Interests
Movies, TV, some gaming, D&D, Warhammer 40K, writing, generative AI,
>Looking for:
Someone I can:
- Share/trade porn with on a completely irregular basis (I travel a lot so barely get a chance to sit down)
- Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.*
- Not have to stress about the state of the world with.
- Maybe meet up with while I'm stuck in the south.
>Into:
Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome.
>Not into
Scat/Piss, Findom, VC.
>Disc:
throwawago

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>ASL

30, F, North-West

>about me

staunch nationalist always looking to make friends with likeminded people


>looking for

see above

>not looking for

non-Whites

disc - Keese5384

How's everyone doing in this storm? I'm all cosy in my room drinking tea

>>35525758
Been working all day

Tree fell on both main roads to the town I had to go to

3/10

>ASL
18F NW

>About
I love films, writing and any other creative hobby that will eat up my free time! And I obsess over anything historical or a bit morbid. Generally I have the same tastes as an old man, so if that’s in any way appealing..

>Looking for
Had a brief stint with dating apps where I was met with a lot of shallow and weird people, so returning here with the hopes of finding better! Though I’m not necessarily looking for a partner, more just hoping to at the least make some friends.
Idk if we have similar interests or you have something interesting to say, drop me a message!

>Not looking for
Your dick, men *much* older than me (sorry) or generally hateful/entitled people

disc: allthedonutsintheworld

>>35525758

Been on the road all week avoiding fucking branches all over the road. Kind of glad it’s calmed the fuck down now.

>>35525977
I added you, but you've yet to add anyone back. I'm also in the North West though. My Discord is vrykolakaic.

>>35534638
They added me back, but I was too old alas, so they're active

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>ASL
24 uk m
>About You
i am a sensitive young man. i write and drink rarely. talk to a friend irl and vc with buds online. i like music like radiohead, weezer, britpop, all kinds. i like goodnight punpun and doodling, going on walks. im writing a few books and made some films in the past. i spent 16 months living in ukraine during the war.
>Looking For
friends to vc with, i love to vc, texting is gay 90% of the time. i dont care where you are as long as you can vc around the same time i can (evening GMT time)
>Not Looking For
trannies, gay men, people who insist on getting to know each other via text instead of a vc, dry ghosters
>Contact
j3d3a

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Active UK discord , we got fun shitposting we got people who meet up, always bumping chat and lewd channels if youre into that. Join now

https://discord.gg/kZmJ2cb8Gr

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Enjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.
High bodycounts prefered.

>Not looking for -
Non-Biological Women
Those overseas.

>Contact:
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - [email protected]

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>A/S/L
33/M/Norf East
>ABOUT
Ugly, fat, short, misanthropic, loser NEET, with issues such as social anxiety, probably autistic etc. On the plus side I am very loyal, a good listener and patient.
>INTERESTS
Old anime, movies (big fan of horror), tv, youtube, documentaries, history, youtube, schizo conspiracies. Love nature and animals, would love to go outside more if I find the right person.
>LOOKING FOR
A woman looking to build a connection and hopefully find a lifelong partner. Ideally someone with issues like myself, if you have the patience for me, I will have endless patience for you.
>NOT LOOKING FOR
Men, lgbt-leftists, ghosters, underaged
>CONTACT INFO
Disc: sisyphus7253

>>35517488
Bump

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>>35543234

24 F southeast UK

im a masc lesbian looking to be broken by a strong man (especially if you're white). if you're in my area it would be nice to meet up tonight :)

teleguard: ZXJW6QLHS

>ASL
36/M/EU
>about you
Just an ordinary anon who struggles to accept the fact I have no one irl or online friends.
Its hard to make friends post 30 as it is, and the more time goes by i wonder if its even realistically possible to still find true friends at this stage in life.
>interests/hobbies
Cars and motorsport, electronic music, movies, cooking, history, geo-politics, science, sci-fi, books.
Im also into swimming and mountain biking as im trying to get back in shape.
>looking for
Prefer people located in the EU/UK but anyone outside of that are welcome to add me as long as you are ok with the time difference.
Im looking for an online friend i can talk with on a daily basis and be open about any subject, without the fear of being judged - someone with whom I can try to escape reality, even for a short while.
We can share our interests, daily life struggles, past stories, hopes for the future, talk about current events or just rant to each other.
Im genuinely open to any topic/idea you have in mind so as long as we can have a respectful conversation like two adults that dont have to necessarily agree with each other.
>not looking for
Friend collectors who add and never respond, sellers and most importantly, people who cant hold a conversation.
>contact
void_manta

>>35543129
> Fat girl pussy
I 'd genuinely give every spark from my soul.
If it was hairy the highlander music would start playing

>>35543234
I'm tarded.
I did play modded morrowind so ....ya know tardeded. I am Tarv yn on discord.
haha dont send me like chicks with dicks haha
I am

Secondary Teacher, last day of half term looking to spend it chatting with F
Tg: LXR3PZ4H3
Dc: mr._anon