Saw an ideal bf/gf thread where you post your ideal bf/gf but I've always preffered the ones where you post yourself. Here's a template or something.
I'll start I guessLooking for skinny/slim/fit White BIO women to share music, watch movies/anime with, talk about spooky shit to, and send pictures of every cute animal and plant I see. I'll even give you rocks if I really like you. Cool with lewd stuff too if we click.I did recently get out of a IRL relationship so I may be a hint emotionally distant at first, but who knows. I also might be travelling to places without signal for decent chunks of time, comes iwth the territory in field geology. Discord: foxmulder99
>>35383791>ASL21/M/USA>About meI'm a Catholic man looking for a woman to exchange emails with, maybe even be pen pals with (over snail mail) and hopefully marry someday. I attend Mass on Sundays and go to Confession on a regular schedule too. For more info, see my image!>Contact[email protected]
>>35383803Your post is so cool! I recognize that background, lol... it's from that one album with the really sad song. I wish you well in finding a rock-loving gf!>>35383868I've seen your post before, it sort of reads like a list of affirmations. Not to throw shade, but someone made a pretty funny drawing parody of it (picrel)
>>35384052Thanks, those are pretty rare but here's to hoping.It's from the album Stratosphere by Duster, one of the top 5 albums ever made lol.
Just wanted to show >>35380092 completed
>>35384786>wants a labra-cadabra-door gf>is a shit show of a personHmmmmmmmmmm
>>35383791>asl18, “non binary”, usa>looking forgirlfriend/fren?, age 21-34, NOT A MORALFAG, mature?/parent-like, tellsme about her day or anything random, monogamous and loyal, tolerant/ok with me sperging out sometimes discord: 77dogyears.
Here here!Disc: zenithalecho
>>35384976>nb >immediately makes it known that he is maleWhy must you put on such a performance?
hey-uh-uhm
>>35385852Sounds adorable. You should fight very hard against your embarrassment and drop a contact
>>35385852Could you drop a contact and an ASL?
>ASL22/M/EU>Looking ForFs (cis or trans) in Europe, between 20 and 30. preferably one who's a bit autistic and nerdy>Not Looking Forpeople who are looking only for friends and nothing more, hypersexual people, people outside Europe>Discordmiyu1516
not really hoping for much but fuck it discord: riderwaite
>ASL29/M/Maine, US>Looking forBio F in the US between 20 and 30 who doesn't need to be a model but at least takes care of their body and health. Within my state is ideal but open to looking nation wide and international for the right woman. I want to build a loving home for her and our children. Having some hobbies we both like would be lovely, being a gamer, gym going, and crafts being just a few.>Not looking forWomen who are promiscuous, trans women, women with children (Sorry, I need time to prepare for fatherhood), Women who treat servers and other service related job workers poorly, materialistic women, women who want to be in the big city, OF women, women who obsess over cosmetics and looks.>Discordmatua_kuaka
>>35388152Now we wait to see if I fucked something up somewhere and feel embarrassed by it.
>looking for preferably white male but even wasian is fine, just don’t be a total loser and/or go ghost if we chat. im open for any fems as well :p. big points if you’re knowledgeable on mysticism or astrology in general, i hope to learn more. i like to stream my weird shows so bonus points if you could stick through those as well HAHA>not looking for trannies, obese (chubby is okay), neets, bums, super pessimistic individuals, self absorbed individuals, too mentally ill to function, boring, doesn’t like to vc>contact gininyourheart, tell me your favorite movie and why you added me heh
>>35388152Genuinely asking, do you think anyone who's rude to service staff is going to admit that?
>>35388438Ya I know, but worth saying at least right? Can't hurt to say it.
>>35385852I've been with someone who was like this, secretly very horny but too embarrassed to say or do anything even remotely sexy. Also too embarrassed to even have a regular conversation. Any question or topic is met with a blush and an "I don't know" or a shrug.
>>35391135im tired.disc: sweetrollzszsz
>>3538585228/M/US - MST timezonediscord: playerjnuo
>>35391135Did you use AI to make this?
>>35391641if you have to ask....
Discord:wingedscavengerTelegram:@flyingscavengerSignal:samhain.11
>ASL42/M/MO>About meGlasses, brown hair, white, fit, and youthful (for now)>mediaGames: Killer7, Knights in the Nightmare, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Postal 2, Toby Fox/Earthbound, Silent Hill, Harvester, SMT seriesMovies: Todd Solondz joints, Synecdoche NY, Blue Velvet, Ghost World, The Substance, Koyaanisqatsi, Repo Man, Street Trash, Mom and Dad, and old school anime like Galaxy Express 999, Berserk, and EvangelionStreaming: Mad at the Internet, Kino Casino, Blackpilled, autistic retro game and tech channelsMusic: Boards of Canada, Hooverphonic, Tribe/Dark Wheels, Himiko Kikuchi, Radiohead, Slowdive, Akira Yamaoka, Drab MajestyBooks: A Clockwork Orange, Corrections, Uzumaki, Crime and Punishment>looking forPetite, <30, has travel plans for us but is fine with a quiet, homebody, suburban life and being taken care of. >discordm00ns1ddd3Voice message and pics required first chat -- sorry, too many psychopaths. Don't bother if you're unwilling to meet, outside of the 'states, a dude, a prostitute, or a jerk.
28m wa/usa>discord__dia
Hi, here is my email:tr219844gmail.comSometimes i get called homosexual which i am not, historically i must be called "gay" or just neurotic. It's my first time doing this...
enemy territory but add discord madamudazai
I always see so many of the same names in these threads.Have you not considered that you are unlikeable? Why not grow and change as a person so that you aren't miserable to be around or associated with?
19f from the netherlands looking for friends, bf broke up with me for watching porn lol and now im lonely asf so just wanna meet some interesting people and chat, be cool, don't be weird pls thxEnglish is fine, Dutch is preferred <3my kik: esmeegaatmee
>>35395254Sometimes it's not their fault, adding people from this place is not effective, as you don't get that many adds and most people will ghost you in a few days. But some people from here are very insufferable for sure though. I stopped adding people a long time ago because of it, and would rather make a post myself, because I'm genuinely replying and talking to the small amount of people who add me.
>>35385852Add recoveredshitbag if you're still around
33/m/USA[email protected]
>>35391135George Floyd?
>>35392927Damn looks like our tasted woman is woman is nearly identical
>>35395254>Have you not considered that you are unlikeable?every day. when i realized i had failed my ex it was already too late and i can only assume fault despite what my inner circle tells me.>Why not grow and change as a person so that you aren't miserable to be around or associated with?it's not always the idea that we're insufferable, that's not the only handicap that 4channers struggle with. personality flaws and habits can be worked on, yes. on that front, i certainly have some issues i still need to work on too. i've grown a lot since my first post on /soc/, and i'm continuing to grow right now. maybe it's not for who i wanted to grow for, but my thruster's been lit and i can't afford to stop now lest i burst into shrapnel and further disappointment.i believe my biggest struggle with meeting new people (romantic, platonic, doesn't matter) is how much i struggle to put myself out there. i'm comfortable with my frens. i'm not comfortable with new people. cliched as it may be, i think it applies to a lot of us: we need to leave our comfort zones.
>>35395376This is cope. If they weren't boring, miserable fucks, they wouldn't be stuck here scraping the bottom of the barrel. For several months, I might add, because again I see the same losers in these threads constantly, and given there's a new one of these threads every few months, that's really sad.There's more to life than whatever video games or anime you're obsessing over. Get a haircut, take a shower, get a job that doesn't involve a cash register, go lift some weights, and find at least one hobby that doesn't involve you sitting in front of a screen. This won't automatically get you friends, but it'll make you feel better about yourself which can lead to better social interactions in the long run.
>>35388152>women who treat servers and other service related job workers poorlyway to out yourself as a server, goy. now go get me my steak.
>>35398066its incredibly difficult to meet people in the real world for someone who's formative years coincided with the lockdown, so like <25 yos. none of my coworkers who are around my age go out/socialize in real life, it's just too foreign of a concept. all of my friends are coworkers, and we're really good friends, because none of us know how to meet people, despite having plenty of "go outside" hobbies. i'm sure if you're pushing 40 you wouldn't understand, because you experienced a normal social life at some point in your life, but i digress.
>>35398972I mean, I usually do work at welding garden art and helping a local farmer with his hay and firewood. I don't get how that outs me as a server, but believe what you want.
>>35400856tsk tsk, you'll get no tip with that attitude.
. : ∞ : . . : THANK YOU : . . In the beginning , about , the day after . I read this book . I sit . outside pondering , ¿about? , the usual ... what next . . . . Then I see A snail walking Across infinite concrete . . . . Where ಄ happy , maybe over there . . Where ಄ was , not good enough . . Where ಄ goes, might be better . . Report . SeAeD . SoAwN . WaHtR . . If beany hungry , find my garden . . : KAH < > OUY : . .
>>35403039Is your discord the file name of your pic?
>>35391135George Floyd ass nigga.
39/m/usadiscord:mcboots
>>35383803Are you hot? Post face I'm begging
>>35407305Bro has no redeeming qualities
>>35409435Once again, the primary thing that women filter for these days is looks. None of your text matters.
If you're within an hour of portland you should add me regardless, I need friends. I am into women as well, crossies are just my white whale.
>>35419372I am within 1hr of Portland but I would not add you since f2"m".
>>35419412Unsure why you felt the need to announce it.
>>35419419Because its true. If your skin is so thin something like that frazzels you, you are going to have a very bad time.
>>35419507I am feeling unfrazzled.
>>35383791>snowyn1ghts
>>35419514You commented on it so it affected you somewhat
>>35419601I take the (you)s I can get
>>35383791
>another year with no gf>getting older>meanwhile all the girls want the same age range>as in younger than meI'm losing hope. Maybe I should just kill myself now.
>>35419753I also have a classic car but I'm from the uk
>>35419926I become sick thinking about the years I have wasted fearful of failure.
>>35420016One can only hold onto hope for so long before it starts to feel like a waste of energy.
have u guys ever thought of maybe dating within ur own age range?
>>35420055There's nobody in my age range that isn't already a (single) parent.
>>35420059thats just a lie, how old are u?
>>3541992639 KHHV here. Still holding out for my 17 year old cunny, if it's legal. Or 18 if illegal. Whichever is younger.
>>35420078And thats why you are single. Got it
just lookin 4 a loney femcel neet to adopt with my girlfrienddiscord is _squidman_ for the copy pastefags
Me>33/m/Canada (southern Ontario)>laid back>vidya, anime, netflix, documentaries>can make fun of everything>will absolutely remember that thing you said 5 months ago for gift ideas>10/10 advice>enjoys brightening your day with little things>would enjoy having a travel partner, it's pretty hard to organize large scale friend trips nowadays>white, 5'11, average body, long hair, usually get complimented on my appearance but I'll leave that up to youLooking for>bio female>18 - 35>I don't expect a super model body but at least be average (I'm average too)>I'm 5'11, so anything equal to or shorter>prefer longer hair but it's not a deal breaker>tattoos and piercings are fine by me but also having none is cool, I don't have any>into nerd shit, or at least tolerates it>can watch shows/movies together and talk about it as we watch>likes traveling once in a while, day trips and weekend trips too>loves talking about anything and everything with me>gets excited to show me a dumb meme or tell me a little anecdote about her day>enjoys telling me about her hobbies even if I don't really partake>isn't obsessed with social media or being a clout chaser (posting shit about your life is fine, I just don't want someone glued to their phone)>likes being horny as fuck with me>enjoys being lewd often, I have a high sex drive>likes doing cute, loving things for me because she knows I'll do the same>caring, genuine person>friend to animals>likes guys with long hair (spoilers I have long hair)>patient and understanding, we all have trauma but I can't be the only one empathizingBonus points if you're within a few hours of driving, discord dating is fine to start with though.Vulcanore on discord
>>35383791HMU
would like to make SOME friends now that I have gone back to university......
>>35420070>>35420059If they're not single moms at our age, they fall into one of two archetypes: hyper lefty quirk chungus who looks like fried shit, or Lainey Molnar clone. Millennial men and women also just hate each other; we are not spiritually on the same page at all.
>>35421096I don't understand BPD chicks.You're always disappointing to interact with.Not heartbreaking, but disappointing.Do you have no self-respect?
>>35421279>Do you have no self-respect?It's irony. That's all there is on /soc/.
>>35421096Discord?
https://discord.gg/tzXu5HMs2<3
Me: 36M, white, 184 cm (just over 6 ft), kind, friendly, honest, showers and changes clothes daily, has jobIdeal gf: Kind, friendly, honest, wants marriage and children
Forgot to put Discord: theserosesofyesterday
>>35403039Disc? If still around
Discord: december4478
>>35392622Bump
disc: cemeterywars_28851i put my username in wrong last thread lol
Discord: Nukevictim
https://discord.gg/6xQgc7szf<33
>>35403039i hope you can restore your vitality, i would much enjoy reading your completed writing>>35435079this might be the SICKEST image i've seen on these threads yet !
>>35403039Beautifully written poem. Your emotions are so deeply embedded in the words.I don't usually post here. I think this is only the second time I’ve seen you, but every time you post, it’s a total cryptic mystery for everyone else. To be honest, sometimes it feels like you're mocking others like they're low-level creatures, but then also your sweet stories will help others know the meaning of true love and its beauty.Your observation of the snail was beautiful too. The way you extracted the trajectory of life from it and turned it into such a simple poem was amazing.If possible, please post more. I’d love to read more of your poems, love stories, or just anything about you. Everything you share feels so new and pure to me. I know you might not be comfortable sharing all that, but thanks for this post anyway. I just hope you aren't lurking here looking for a diamond in the mud. I dunno, I just really like your poem. More beanies will come if more seeds are sown and watered. Thank you. . . : EAT<> ALAG : . .
>>35403039Your poem makes zero sense and has no profound meaning, but horny retards will tell you otherwise to get in your pants.
21/f/usi like fat white menao.kyu
I'm hurt, I'm tired and maybe I'm beginning to not see the point in this but if *you* exist and you see this, please please please, text me. You can't even begin to think of all the things I'd do for your sake in order to make you happy.dc: flvffinvicta
>>35438717thank you :)
>>35442793>Your poem makes zero sense and has no profound meaningmust anything remotely interesting have to make sense, or contain in itself a profound truth? does any curious arrangement of words fall under the automatic label of poem?if so, that would be a wonderless world
>>35446829for what it's worth, that anon's "poem" wasn't quite whitman or dickinson; but it was at the very least more interesting than mechanically listing the objectively banal details of their personhood (which they also then did in their image but... whatever)
>>35442793Art is subjective chud
>>35403144>>35425482>>35438717>>35439368>simping over a random dude's amazon review for The Last Book. The Diary of The Last Earthlinglollmao even
>>35447182Giggling. I thought it was very sweet and out of place. I've had it saved since I first saw it.
>>35447369Now I feel the need to apologize for tricking or misleading people into thinking I wrote that. I like snails and thought it was cute.
>>35383791Plus one of my ideal types>Discordexxtraneus
>>35383791Adding mine here, I'm not really interested in being added or putting my discord, I did this more to see how I am with my requirements and legit, I think I'm so easy. Like, so many girls fit this. It just sucks that they aren't interested in me. I had one girl who fit all this and she was my ex of 5 years.I guess if this makes anyone interested, I'm 30m from the EU, you can reply with your disc. Cis females only
>>35447607You should add "illiterate" to your bio.
>>35421096Recently went on a date with a girl like thisWe hooked up within an hour of meeting up on our first date, and by the second date she was hinting at living togetherShe was exciting, cute, and sexy but it was a little too fast for meEven though now i think about her all the time
>>35451616Men are dying from thirst in the desert and you're complaining they gave you the wrong brand of water at the hotel.
>>35451616Did you meet her off /soc/? It seems like a common personality type here. I used to think it was all the same person using alt accounts.>Even though now i think about her all the timeThey flood you with that "what if" energy. In reality, the "what if" would almost certainly be her losing interest in three months.>>35451621It's something you have to experience anon. I'm the thirstiest and most unstable of them all, and I was like nope.
>>35453010Didn't meet her on soc, but i did meet another girl here a few years ago that pretty much went the same. We dated for a couple months though, and it ended kinda messy. Maybe that's part of why i pushed this girl away, i was afraid of it going down the same path which isn't very fair to her. But you make a good point. If she gained interest that fast she might lose it just as easy
>>35453710It's vulnerable narcissism or BPD. You have to be careful.>which isn't very fair to herYou guys went on two dates, and you weren't feeling it. Nothing unfair about that.>If she gained interest that fast she might lose it just as easyIt's love bombing, not interest. Hinting about moving in together on a second date isn't normal.
>asl19, male biologiclly, us>abt meim 5'3,.. 160cm for euromutts... my genetic complexion is anglo + scando lappid, my shoulders span about 14 in, which is very small, but i am not a skeleton, my thighs have more circumference than my head-jungian wise im an istp, my hobby includes 3d vector math, low level systems computer programming, cpu cycle optimization, i play guitar, and piano, and synthesizers, .have been into furry art since i wa ss 10 years old, no, its not something u can get rid of, its akin to being homosexual, i am not cluster b personality, but that doesnt stop me from being bitchy, or so my friends say,bands i listen to (teen suicide, carissas wierd, duster, hello shark, title fight, radiator hospital, neutral milk hotel, julia brown, starry cat)i put korean serums on my face every day at 12am, im on a bulkng diet to make my butt more plump, hairmaxxer, looksmaxdsxxer but for boys igi dont have autism, ive been tested 3 times>looking foreu, civ, hoi4, or contor strik playerbf, or secondarily an acquaintance, im not going to just trade nudity with you, at least day 1,before yu add me make sure your skin is not black, nor brown, nor even turkish toned, if you act like a jig, im probably going to ask for a wrist check>cdiscord: urtsk_69889
>>35392927Oh, what a shame anon. I'm 32. Not sure what else to say since I'm sure you have your reasons. Don't really mean anything else by this post, but lament what could've been.
27 M canada, I live alone and I am looking for a female roommate. I mostly wanna talk and live together, have a solid relationship, everything consensual.Kik:SorrowX7
>>35460137Oh just add me.
ideal me and ideal partnerfeat. images ive saved on pinterest!disc: scientist_lady
>ASL25 m korea>About YouBWC, transgirl lover>IntoBig beautiful cock worship>Not IntoSmall cock>Discordansungjun_>kikantoo3081
> ASL28F California> About youI'm a PhD. I love dressing up, taking care of myself, cooking, travelling, gaming, etc. I'm bisexual and I've only ever been with other women in real life, but hopefully that doesn't scare you away. I'm mostly looking to explore some interests anonymously here so that there are no repercussions on my actual social/professional life.> Turn-onsI'm a footfetish princess. I really like the idea of dedicated, ongoing worship of my feet — actual consistency and focus on my feet rather than one-off stuff. Something about the power of that kind of attention is a big turn-on for me. I'm also into the taken angle. The thought of someone putting my feet first over their partner in a serious, ongoing way is hot, especially when it feels like it could fully cover that part of their sex life. I enjoy being above other women while being only a small part of somebodies life. Ideally, I'd like to completely take away the burdens of worrying about having a sex-life from you and have you completely satisfied by my feet every day.> BoundariesStalkers, insane or dangerous to be around people, etc.> ContactI have a group chat, feel free to join it to contact me if you're interested in being my footboy!Telegram: t.me/yourlittleaureliashould make a feet thread for worship
19ftm/usaemail: [email protected]I can give up my discord or number from there if i like u
>>35469819>I'm totally not a woman guys I like [INSERT THE MOST FEMININE SHIT IMAGINABLE]
>>35447397The only snails that I find creepy are African ones (giant snails), other than that I find them among the cutest animals even despite I used to hate them due a childhood trauma.
>>35469882I dont think or really talk about my gender at all. I just am who I am and like the things that I like. Even my appearance is abstract.
>tfw no druze gfwhy do we live, just to suffer?
>Me33/m/south us5'11Lifts regularly.Economically left and I think trannies and Jews AREN'T evil's essence leaked from the wuhan laboratory.Two tattoos.Into so many things that I forget what hobbies I have. Hates anime, will begrudgingly watch it with you while I demean it.Aggressively horny.Asks too many questions about you.Willing to put you through a wall.Creative enough to never be boredGift of gab.I hate shit and I don't go outside.Prefers to preoccupy the time of exactly one person. Cannot multitask.Big huge smelly cock that stinks and unfurls like a butterfly proboscis.Has a useful and semi useless degree >YouAny size (EVEN FAT. ADDENDUM: CANNOT BE SHAPED LIKE A WAFFLE CONE) If your body dysmorphia is beating the shit out of you, it will be very apparent.At least economically left funny (intentionally or unintentionally)Creative and will do fun art stuff with meclearly on some spectrum but not a chicken tendie smiley fries eating retardIntelligent (if not, willing to learn with a good attitude)Asks questions about me and is interested in the things in say :)Likes smelling a little funky and will let me huff her noxious fumesmotor mouthAny race Big noseBig buttBig eyes (at least one of the three)Poor eyesight and posture I can take advantage ofNot a total loser (if a total loser, can be used as a fleshlight that folds clothes)AffectionatePrefer anxious attached over avoidant. Secure is the best but obviously this is 4chan.Subby little bitch. No mommy dommy women, because they stink and use that awful anime voice. Will VC a lotWilling to move or meetup semiregularly Will wear cute dresses (whore gear) I pick out for her.If I have met you before, chances are I did not think you were a good fit. No hard feelings.Discord: ultraracistpenismonster Picrel is what I crave to molest
I’m happy to make new friends too, not looking strictly for a partner.
>>35384042Why are u on 4chan if you're catholic?
>>35420266i see you everywhere and i'm curious, why hasn't your girlfriend kissed you?
>>35474530Rules for thee but not for me
>>35387804very cute and cool drawing
Looking forward to meeting someone new
>>35414695This is basically a vent thread. The people taking it seriously and actually expecting anything are doing it wrong.
>>35480359vuh nobody gonna add you if u cant even be bothered to make a fucking image without le epic AI
>ASL(f, 18, Jamaica,)>aboutim autistic, i like playing games (ow, rblx, rimworld, mc, injustice) but i have a love for colony simulators, reading philosophy, arguing, politics ect… also i’m willing to learn your interests and genuinely engage with them if you are patient. i’m 5’7 to add.>Tag (dc)bowtje
>>35486504i saw you beforeyou probably don't want an atheist who's a bit on the perverted side?
>ASL21. Boytoy Waifu lf a gf ;3>SexualityFemboy (Dom) Switch>About you/toxic traitsI'll make you gay as fuck>What you're looking forI'm looking for Sugardaddies and those that have always wanted a little femboy secret in their life. I'm looking for married men, or young & older people alike. I have a thing for people cheating on their partners & picking me over them, especially full time straight men. I love obedience & expect daily worship. What happens between us stays between us. I'm interested in doing stuff online & IRL meetups. I love to travel and I've found that it's a good way to do so.I also enjoy teasing simps & dominating your sex life, it gets me hard knowing you're worshipping my ass & genuinely devoted. I have a footfetish and I'm always looking for more foot slaves :3>What you're NOT looking forSad, lonely, rambling in-celibate men who expect something for nothing. Idiots who message me pretending they don't know what I am and haven't read this or "were not expecting this and that". Or weird larpers who insist they're going to meet up with me in real life upon immediately messaging me. I will block you if you annoy me.>Discord/contactDiscord: itsyaboijessTelegram: itsyaboijess
>>35486518kek, this can’t be who i think it is
>>35383791I'm on top, and my theoretical ideal gf on the bottom. Feel free to ask if you have any questions. Discord: soldier69
19f i'm too unstable to date i made this because i'm bored mercee boocoo if you read my call into the void
>>35486504me gettin' de pumpum in jamaica right now man
>>35487961How long did it take you to make this?
>>35487961What’s the disc though?
>>35488006a couple of hours maybe? i just kind of picked at it for a good while while browsing stuff on my second monitor. a lot of that was just adding random bullshit or thinking of something else to add. quite a fun little mspaint project to busy myself
>>35487961Should my prolly autistic ass investigate all the pic to find a tag to add or I should just send mine? I'm desperate to add you because you seem like a person I would yap to 24/7 and I wanna try to reach you into the void >.<
>>35488031I see, when you say very fat how fat we talking?
>>35487961Also Ran told me you should really let me add you, if not she will be really sad and Yukari will get Chen's custody out of her, so you know the stuff... -w-
>>35488051post yours i suppose? i probably won't say much for a bit because i think i will pass out soon ghghghh>>35488055300+ trying to lose some weight tho because i want to be better at walking for longer to look at things longer
>>35488098There’s honestly nothing wrong with being overweight, like yeah workout and make yourself physically able but it doesn’t fully disqualify yourself from the social world, especially online.
>>35488098Add me at pururinpurupuru!!It's an alt, but I'll give you my main when you add me there! :D
>>35488098Please lose weight. There is no way this can be sustained for long.
>>35488215that is what i said? you're repeating it as if it's novel to me
>>35488238I did 300lbs and 150cm height. It made you like 126 bmi. I changed it to be 150kg and 150cm height
>>35488248
>>35487961Add me, nobody.mister on discord
>>35487961>i draw fat fetish slopMALE OR FEMALE WG? POST IT, SHOW US, I BEG, t. fellow fat fetish enjoyer
>>35487961I know I probably won't get added from this but I really like ur art!DC is Jester_Bird
>discordmarms
>>35480359you are not a real person fuck off
Bump
wow
>>35501022I love how this is such a joke they didnt even bother stating m or f, and posting a contact
>>35501214I am a balding incel.
>>35502392you should make more of this stuff i really like it
It may be slop but it's my handcrafted slop
I tried and gave up
>>35510573You didn't even try
discord: im_in_your_areayou want to add me so so so bad
>>35511702>you want to add me so so so badNot even a little bit. People that make their entire personality how dysfunctional they are, are insufferable. Anyone worth a damn steers clear of garbage like this
>>35509579really enjoyed your slop. honestly cant tell if youre a dad-boded straightlaced dom or a skinny dreary femboy
>>35512101he said he's blond and skinny
>>35512815forgot disc: anonchanalso on fluxer now: anonchan#8839
>>35512801how could i have missed that lol
>>35513224what the fuck is with this retarded puppygirl trend? grow up.
>>35513236*Pees on your carpet*
>>35513224>>35513247not even a throwaway contact... rip the dream
>>35513260Are You a whitefat-anon with a body count under 2?
>>35513268Not that anon, but I am.
>>35513268Early 30s whitefat no friends recluse with a body count of one with an awkward backstory... why am I even posting this...
>>35513224white, brown hair blue eyes, body count of 2, 6'1, into your kinks, NOT fat but I'd let you fatten me up and you sound very cute
Just how much weight are you guys willing to put on is The Real Question
>>35513342Now I think you're baiting
>>35513342If you're loved forever by your loyal puppy wife why does it matter how much fatter you get...
>>35513342I'm 6'3" 330 if that works for you
>>35513347I may have failed to mention a feederism kink along side my cnc one . . . >>35513348That’s Awfully sweet, And how big are you as of now?
>>35513360That’s really sexy, What’s your contact?
>>35513366bluesnow333 on discord
>>355133625'9, 240 with a cnc kink who never wants kids and wants a permanently collared puppywife who I can call over to hold it when I pee every time, but I have quirks like dry humping making me cum more easily than normal sex...
>>35513224Just looking for irl, or online friends too?
>ASL24/MtF/East Coast USA>Hobbies and interestsGaming, reading, spirituality, among other things!>Looking forNice people, new friends, and genuine conversations!! please message me first i dont want to fill out a captcha .w.>about meim 5'6, and ive been on hrt since i was 16>Not looking forfriends, and a bf desu, but also just seeing where things go!!!>Discordmadidolli
I don't really use socials, including Discord. I just felt like making this because I'm so fuaaaarking bored. If, on the small chance anyone is actually interested, I MAY make an account somewhere to chat.
>>35515682You should make an account somewhere, I'm interested.
>>35515682you've got tits and a pussy, like 10 people will ask for your contact
25 M USA, EST Here!Long story short, I have a tiny penis, barely 4 inches, and I love porn. I love porn so much that I know I need to limit myself to only censored porn and clothed girls. No more naked porn. But I need a sort of porn master, with a huge cock ofcourse, to mentor me and force me to only look at the porn images he sends me. Now I am also looking for a friend, so we could definitely discuss our interests, but please if this interests you at all, and you want a longterm realationship, please hit me up! Please be 7+ inches, 25+, in the USA or Canada, and looking for longterm! Hit me up on Discord:)Discord: lilbrim
39/M/Midwest6'4" white guy in the process of losing weight and getting fit (gone from 290 lbs to 225 lbs so far this year), outdoorsy, travel around a bit for events, learning to socialize and be happy after ~15 years of isolation and depression. Limited enjoyment of games and anime after developing anhedonia at the start of the year, but I still identify with and participate in the subcultures.>>35513224I have no intention of getting fat again (I'll still weigh twice as much as you, though), and I'm going to have female friends, but I'm interested if you can overlook these points (and the age gap).>>35515682Interested in talking to you, too.Discord: 4chanonymousOthers are free to add me, as well. Don't really know what my 'ideal' gf is, so for now, I'll talk with any (biological) girl that sends me an add. Dudes can send adds, too, but only for being bros.Freshly made alt account because my main is kinda public facing and I'd rather it not be associated with stuff like this when people search me up.
>>35515682>>35515699Lardlass on discord>>35515739touché
i used ai to make this with my picture i forgot to mention on it that i am republican, thank you for reading :)
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>>35419753says the username doesn't exist :\
>>35515990i was just trying to be nice<\3
>>35489674female wg
>>35516043i know im just messing with you
my discord tag is brouillardmeurtrier
>>35515935don't have snapchat but got my email[email protected]
I made this many many years ago. I've been very happily married now for a long time. I love belonging to my wife. Finding her was like winning the lottery. She is extremely wholesome, intelligent, hard-working, and honest. When I look at this pic, I see her, and it reminds me of that wonderful year long ago when I first met her.
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>>35523733based wifesimp
>>35523870>wifesimpI know it's easy for people to see me as a "simp" because my primary identity is that I belong to my wife.But I look at it using a financial analogy: It's like owning a stock that always doubles in value every month. Naturally, that gives you a powerful incentive to spend every dime you have purchasing that stock. Some people are going to tell you that you're nuts to take on that much stock risk. But once you become a multi-millionaire from the stock, you really don't give a shit anymore what the critics say about your risk, because you've now got 100 times more money than you'll ever need in your entire life.For me, giving everything to my wife -- all my love, all my loyalty, and all my attention -- is an investment that has paid off massively, because it produced an extremely strong, happy marriage. People will always say that I'm a fool for making such a risky investment, because "all women are evil yada yada yada". But when I look at how happy I turned out to be, I simply don't give a shit about all the haters and doubters.I doubt that even 1% of guys will ever stumble into the kind of good luck I got. I had a weird life -- I was a miserable (but professionally successful) khhv until age 38, and then I met my wife, and then my life immediately turned awesome. It all feels so freaky, very much like winning millions of dollars in a lottery. I have no advice for anyone else, because nobody is ever going to stumble into the kind of luck I got.
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>About meHi! 22 m us I really like everything to do with the outdoors and also nerdy stuff like video games, reading, photography, I’m also a little chronically online half the year through the winter and I really like nature and history im a stocky 6,2 dude with longish hair and a big beard >Looking for A bio female 19-25 who also really likes the outdoors and is a bit weird like me i don’t need someone that’s super crazy about it but it’s always a plus i want you to have your own friends interests and hobbies and what’s most important to me is that your driven and passionate in your own pursuits thanks for reading!>Not looking for Lame mean bigots and people who are boring and forget why they added me Discord: troutiest
>>35512101thanks anon just blond and skinny
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>About Me23/m/norcalI struggle with high expectations and anxiety. Every day is starting to feel like the same since I work on the same projects (game dev, game hacking, getting a job) every day and play the same few FPS games.I don't have any close friends who I talk to about this.>Looking forLooking to make some friends who like coding or art or games. Ill be on this discord for the rest of the day, after that IDK.>Contactnameremover
>>35384042Performative male final boss
Testing my luck..Heh
>>35534071Why did you choose to upload this?
>>35534209I want a sex slave. That is of age to procreate. Japanese age of consent.
>>35534209Please. just leave me alone.Why do you even care to ask?Just leave me be.
>>35534468>>35534469Hey buddy this isn't the mentally ill thread
>>35383791 (OP)recreational submission>>35436086did your other disc get band>>35487961wonderful
>>35536421Banned for "child exploitation" taking place in a server I never even verified myself in let alone talked in. Punished for joining servers in a server joining program amazing game design The attosecond I run out of alts made before id verification I move to xf1re
>>35384976nice, yume nikki bg ) hope u find the one
>>35536657Banned for associating with people who partake in child exploitationFixed it for ya buddy
>>35536657oh sorry to hear thati am going to add you on steam
>>35536806But I didn't associate with them though. Thats like saying I'm a crack addict because I walked into a 2000 unit apartment complex that has a drug dealer
>>35536906Correct but in this apartment complex was a warehouse and the bad stuff was being done in the toilet.You are guilty by association.
>>35536922I didn't know about the warehouse though. They should have either used their Fourth Reich level spyware to actually figure that out OR they should have directed me towards the bathroom so I could make the ban justified with my own two hands. Discord did neither of these things because the star of david cares not for the customer
>>35516599>I need a sort of porn master
ASL m20s disabled New Zealand Looking for my first gf never had one my ideal gf would care for me message me everyday actually be interested in my hobbies im not conventionally attractive and i use a wheelchair but i think i have a great personality cause its the inside that counts right? I want a girl that likes me for me. I love movies videogames tv show music cars all of those things if u are a big lover of all those things pls contact me on discord: whattyyyatalkinbout
