Space Puck - editionprevious >>17080735
>>17084028Glass the Earth, demigod war eventually
https://x.com/colossusmag/status/2116545878114906258>What it’s like to run President Trump’s science and technology office.
>>17084033Truly the best space President
I have returned, with gifts from the past.
I have been ignoring /sfg/ for a year now, but i'm drunk and bored, so let's post some old shit from before all you newfags came along.
>>17084042
>>17084042>image rocket lab 2035
>>17084042I'm also drunk. Here's the first image I saved from /sfg/.
this looks to be the oldest filename i've got
>>17084056bro!
only two more weeks for ship catch
i miss the old /sfg/
What could have been...
my oldest Clear
one of the earliest i found, not sure if it was from a sfg thread though
The original Neutron.
>>17084040>I have returned, with gifts from the past.Remember when the catch tower was first announced and /sfg/ went crazy with speculation on how it would look?Good times.
I still want the aliens finding space telescope, dammit
>>17084077Time has gone on long enough to show this probably would have been a better plan.
https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/10/analysts-find-looming-launch-crisis-is-more-severe-than-anticipated/another berger doomer article
>>17084078I kind of went overboard with it all. It was (and still is) an absurd path to take.
Elon vs. Jeff, the greatest rivalry of our time. Now racing to be the first to have his lander ready for Artemis IV.
>>17084081Imagine if space force gets ULA an exemption to buy russian engines.
This was back from when the skylon engine was not dead yet.
>>17084080yeah, neutron is going to be obsolete on arrivalbut should still have plenty of business because SpaceX has found even more stuff to launch for themselves (way more)at this point the only reason SpaceX would have to launch other payloads on Starship is to basically stop the talk about launch monopoly, but paradoxically that makes it more difficult for other launch competitors to actually get higher margins from launch I guess SpaceX could price external Starship mass to orbit just slightly below whatever Neutron et al price it at
slop
V1
Also V1
https://files.catbox.moe/sizodh.jpgwon't let me post this historic image. probably filtered
what % of you secretly hopes to see a live 4k hd disaster on launch/reentry?
>>17084095
>>17084096>https://files.catbox.moe/sizodh.jpgLMAO. Jannies are communist so anything anti-russia makes them butthurt.
>>17084071It still hurts...
>>17084097
>>17084098I don't.
>>17084094you now remember the mask mandate
>>17084089other view
>>17084120
>>17084123lol.
Is there a cleaned up version of this?
>>17084131did anon ever get his thumbs fixed?
I want a ban or a shitload of (you)'s in the morning.
>>17084135you'll probably get neither, sfg is dead
>>17084135Post Krystal porn and you'll get both.
>>17084137that's sad.
The curse of BLM
Scariest space stories, try not to get scared:Imagine Blue Origin hls v1 won the primary award!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztup1nOdKc8
Remember the eternity it spent tumbling before the aero loads finally killed it?
>>17084143Flap-chan never gave up!!
>>17084143ridiculously strong rocket
>>17084145I wish I could have seen that one live, I was under an internet outage that day.
>>17084134
>>17084145Fantastic reentry footage in the recap, too. The whole thing looks so much more spectacular when the heat shield is ablating.
>>17084147it was a really "holly shit" moment, from my POV and many others this was going to be another fireball, And then half burned away flap moved and starship did a flip.
>Shit keeps breaking>Keeps on truckingMan what an event IFT-1 was
>>17084138i'm happy to outlive that piece of shit.
>>17084141>Jeff Bezos litigated billionairely into the conference room, his shiny reflective scalp blinding the NASA officials, forcing them to avert their gaze from the listed names of companies competing against his.>Gradatim Ferociter, he said lizardly and mysterious...
>>17084155>obliterates pad>house-sized chunks of concrete flying through the air>engines dying left and right>decides to simply not do stage separation>tumbles aggressively>FTS blows holes in it>ignores this>also ignores aero loads that would rip apart any other rocket immediately >does 6 flips before calling it a dayShip 24 and Booster 7 came into this world to cause ruckus
>>17084162>>house-sized chunks of concretenot really.
>>17084140The first pan up always gets me
>>17084140Is this the funniest thing a rocket has ever done?
>>17084085remember when normies thought it was Elon vs. Branson (lol) in the space race?
why is berger suddenly such a fag?
>>17084140This is the one and only time I literally laughed out loud during a rocket livestream.
>>17084170He's always been like that, really. There's a section near the end of Reentry where he's just hand-wringing about Elon turning politically inconvenient. Bad Take Berger shows up rarely but is always lurking beneath the surface.Despite this, he remains the best space journo.
>>17084170he's not a faghe'll write a fluff piece for any company ready to pay
>>17084140>>17084166>Rockets go up>Engine goes out>Rockets go slideways
>>17084118was it ok?
>>17084140>TWR of 1.000... A rare a beautiful thing.
>>17084156Fag, Krystal is /sfg/ culture
Let this sink in
What is this for?https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/2116722145137229906?a=Enq2UvF3ur4Ior2Divs&s=19
>>17084217Fun
>>17084217we have to solve the secret message
>>17084067Whatever happened to that guy with like a thousand screencaps he was gonna post when Starship launched
>>17084235anon you literally replied to it
>>17084078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAsTYmnst_g
>>17084236oh I am retarded
>>17084094
