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    Anonymous
     No.17056672
    Gut full of bacteria? Checked.
    Mouth full of bacteria? Checked.
    Skin full of bacteria and fungi? Checked.

    Feels good, man.
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    Anonymous
     No.17056673
     No.17056673
    Just make sure you only have good bacteria on and in you.
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    Anonymous
     No.17056929
     No.17056929
    >>17056672
    >>17056673
    I am literally soaking in a warm tub of yogurt as we speak, frens.
    Going to go under and open up my mouth and anus to the probiotics.
    Smooth and creamy me. Inside and out.
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    Anonymous
     No.17056938
     No.17056938
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    Mites living in your eyebrows? Checked.
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    Anonymous
     No.17056944
     No.17056944
    >>17056938
    Most people shave their eyebrows and get eyebrow replacement tattoos these days. Pubes too, for the crabs. I got some fancy pubic tattoos in my pants.
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    Anonymous
     No.17058123
     No.17058123
    >>17056944
    You got "Black dick only" tatted on your anus
    Brave.
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    Anonymous
     No.17058383
     No.17058383
    >>17056672
    suppose an alien species gets your DNA data and grows you, are there any chances you can survive in their lab? provided they feed you everything your body needs, but they have no bacteria
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    Anonymous
     No.17058405
     No.17058405
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    >>17058383
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    Anonymous
     No.17059517
     No.17059517
    >>17056672
    How about anus bacteria?
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    Anonymous
     No.17060311
     No.17060311
    >>17059517
    Did someone say anus bacteria?
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    Anonymous
     No.17060315
     No.17060315
    >>17056672
    I am crawling with tiny life forms. I am a colossal ecosystem. They don't even know that they are inside me or that they live on my surface. I am a god to them, which they can't even conceive of.
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    Anonymous
     No.17060331
     No.17060331
    >>17056944
    >Most people shave their eyebrows
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    Anonymous
     No.17060332
     No.17060332
    >>17060315
    They worship their God, and one day they will consume him.
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    Anonymous
     No.17060334
     No.17060334
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    >>17060332
    Sounds good I'm just about finished here anyway
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    Anonymous
     No.17060353
     No.17060353
    eyebrow mites should be eradicated
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    Anonymous
     No.17061683
     No.17061683
    bump
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.17061687
     No.17061687
    >>17056929
    OK, Frens. It’s been eight days.
    My rectal passage is reckt. I poop 13-18 times a day. Explosively. Each time.
    I have used an entire package of Costco toilet paper. I am afraid to leave the house to get more.
    Wtf did I do and how can I fix this?
    Asking for a friend who sometimes uses this phone, OK.
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    Anonymous
     No.17061688
     No.17061688
    >>17061687
    I am not joking. This is not a larp. I ate, bathed in, and had a yogurt enema. Not the same tub. Different yogurt, each time. Plain, full fat, live cultures.
    Carbonated loam. It’s like Diet Coke/Mentos/Loam rocket science.
    Help.
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    Anonymous
     No.17061691
     No.17061691
    >>17056672
    Based bacteria is always welcome.
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    Anonymous
     No.17064417
     No.17064417
    >>17056672
    Doctors hate him!
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    Anonymous
     No.17064425
     No.17064425
    >>17060331
    ok this made me kek
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    Anonymous
     No.17064429
     No.17064429
    >>17061687
    >>17061688
    can u ptove it? so we rofl @ ur death and all
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    Anonymous
     No.17066818
     No.17066818
    >>17056672
    Bump
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    Anonymous
     No.17066825
     No.17066825
    >>17064429
    PepeFrogTubgirl.jpg
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    Anonymous
     No.17066899
     No.17066899
    >>17056672
    They're called opportunistic pathogens because they're kept in check by other bacterial species competing for resources. Yes, Neisseria gonorrhea is a natural species in your mouth.
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    Anonymous
     No.17067977
     No.17067977
    >>17066825
    Nice proof
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    Anonymous
     No.17069443
     No.17069443
    bump
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    Anonymous
     No.17069448
     No.17069448
    >>17056672
    the average healthy human body has 4 TRILLION viruses in it
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    Anonymous
     No.17069910
     No.17069910
    bump
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    Anonymous
     No.17070749
     No.17070749
    >>17069910
    Cute dog.
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    Anonymous
     No.17070849
     No.17070849
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    >>17070770
    the Earth really is just a giant petridish with 8 Billion human bacteria running around in it.
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    Anonymous
     No.17071868
     No.17071868
    >>17070849
    Yes, Earth is flat.
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    Anonymous
     No.17073209
     No.17073209
    >>17056672
    Feels good man.
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    Anonymous
     No.17074597
     No.17074597
    This message was brought to you by "Frogs and Pals"
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    Anonymous
     No.17075863
     No.17075863
    >>17056672
    Yes, what is natural is greater than science.
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    Anonymous
     No.17076998
     No.17076998
    >>17066825
    Cute frogs
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    Anonymous
     No.17078448
     No.17078448
    Medicine is a waste of time and money
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    Anonymous
     No.17078827
     No.17078827
    >>17069910
    I woof, therefore I am.

    Philosophy is so stupid yet impressive at the same time.
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    Anonymous
     No.17080275
     No.17080275
    >>17078827
    "God made me, therefore I am" is less egocentrical and foolish.
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    Anonymous
     No.17082008
     No.17082008
    >>17078827
    Philosophers are a bunch of egomaniacs, what else is new.
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    Anonymous
     No.17083647
     No.17083647
    >>17056672
    Imagine life without doctors.
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