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    Anonymous
    I have no candy to give out     No.13259179
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    I have no candy to give out  No.13259179
    I've turned off all the lights and closed all my curtains. I am in hiding now.
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    Anonymous
     No.13259187
     No.13259187
    It has begun
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    Anonymous
     No.13259199
     No.13259199
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    >>13259187
    Tell me more anon
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    Anonymous
     No.13259202
     No.13259202
    >>13259179
    prepare to get tricked
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    Anonymous
     No.13259203
     No.13259203
    >>13259199
    well, there's a spooky cavern, and there's spiderwebs, and mist, and it's really dark, and you can hear weird chittering sounds in the distance and the ground is wet and you can feel something breathing on the back of your neck then something screamed
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    YEEEES
     No.13259204
     No.13259204
    >>13259202
    NOOOO

    Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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    Anonymous
     No.13259205
     No.13259205
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    >>13259202
    Did I fell for ebil?

    Your fortune: Average Luck
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    A post-modernist poem
     No.13259218
     No.13259218
    Children roaming the streets at night
    Donned like freaks
    Knock, knock, knock
    "Trick or treat"
    Highschool aged girl group
    Seeking sugar before their booze party
    Donned like whores
    But none of that happens to me:
    In my house, water pours
    From the horrid boiler
    Like a gooner's ejaculation unto the basement floor
    Or it did, ere I turned the knob
    I was pissed; my blood boiling
    Piss pouring gaseously (my peener was farting)
    One day I'll swallow that lead paint
    I'll follow my friends, die a devil's saint

    Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
    >>
    Jean-Michelle Foquepenis
     No.13259283
     No.13259283
    same lol I'm busy using my computers fuck those kids candy is the devil's temptation anyway

    Your fortune: Average Luck
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    Anonymous
     No.13259312
     No.13259312
    >>13259179
    it is sad that this what halloween has become
    the jews did this
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    Anonymous
     No.13259319
     No.13259319
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    >>13259179
    Give us candy or you're getting your house tp'd.
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    Anonymous
     No.13259320
     No.13259320
    >>13259312
    they don't have to chase them now, they just come to the trunk of their car in a parking lot.
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    Anonymous
     No.13259322
     No.13259322
    >>13259312
    I've been a non participant my entire life and people hate me for it (but I secretly love being that guy)
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    Anonymous
     No.13259323
     No.13259323
    >>13259319
    free toilet paper!
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    Anonymous
     No.13259333
     No.13259333
    >>13259322
    repeated integers

    i have grown too asocial and weird to answer the door or i would buy some off-brand candy to give to the children
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Wt-Sb0Brc
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    Anonymous
     No.13259336
     No.13259336
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    >>13259333
    three same numbers!
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    Anonymous
     No.13259337
     No.13259337
    >>13259179
    I bought some candy and hope I don't get any trick or treaters because I want to eat it all

    Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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    Anonymous
     No.13259355
     No.13259355
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    >>13259337
    Sometimes I wish Halloween was more of a thing in my country. I never got to trick or treat as a kid. But as an adult, yeah, I would hate the idea of random kids bothering me rn
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    Anonymous
     No.13259360
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    Anonymous
     No.13259369
     No.13259369
    >>13259360
    LOLE, u gott me :3333
    #torturefortune

    Your fortune: Bad Luck
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.13259434
     No.13259434
    >>13259203
    dnont get a bonner or the monsters will sucke yor dicke

    Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.13259442
     No.13259442
    >>13259434
    Don't let the demons grab you anon

    Your fortune: Excellent Luck
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.13259444
     No.13259444
    >>13259179
    GO TO THE STORE and buy mexican caandy, the poop shaped caandy is the best it's sweet and TART ^_^
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    Anonymous
     No.13259448
     No.13259448
    >>13259442
    too late anon they already grabbed me and made me install linux

    now my house smells like sulfur and command line
    >>
    𖠋𐀪𐦂here they come....𖨆𐀪𖠋
     No.13259852
     No.13259852


    Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.13259858
     No.13259858
    >>13259179
    they prefer carrots and celery

    Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
    >>
    Anonymous
     No.13259935
     No.13259935
    Thanks for sharing, Josh.
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