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I got Blue Archive players to (...) 10/31/26(Sat)05:21:36 No.13258089

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I got Blue Archive players to call me a degenerate Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)05:21:36 No.13258089

>>13258094 >>13258106 >>13258124

>be me
>terminally online autist
>scrolling twitter while chatting in a blue archive online chatroom
>come across a twitter post from a japanese guy looking at an interesting museum exhibit in japan
>switch over to BA chatroom
>"hey guys, look at this. Apparently this museum is having an exhibit on the reproductive habits of other creatures."
>"a-anon..."
>"I'M NOT EVEN BEING A DEGENERATE I JUST GENUINELY WANT TO LEARN"
>"degenerate"
>"degenerate"
>"AM I WRONG FOR CRAVING KNOWLEDGE? I SIMPLY HAVE A CURIOUS MIND"
>"degenerate"
>"a mind so deviant that the devil stares in shock"
>"come, let's get away from pervy anon"
>"THIS IS A NSFW CHAT ROOM I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT"
>"anon, you need to dip in holy water"
>"tell it to the judge, anon."
>"IS WANTING TO LEARN A CRIME????"
>"is being arrested over a succulent chinese meal? lol"
>"A SUCCULENT KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OTHER CREATURES REPRODUCE?"
>"succulent sex knowledge"
>"they showed the amount of cum a whale ejaculates with five buckets. That's the kind of interesting trivia I want to learn. Now I can tell people that whales ejaculate the equivalent of five buckets full of cum."
>chat descends into chaos
>I get several reactions ranging from disgust, to wheezing with laughter, to holding up a cross
>"DO YOU PEOPLE NOT CRAVE KNOWLEDGE?????? DO YOU NOT WISH TO LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD????"
>"anon is possessed"

Somehow, mods never got involved. I hope you learned something today, anons.