I've never agreed to any social contract. The terms are not acceptable.
Then face banishment.
>>13256938Begone then! Banishment!
>>13256938Really the only issue is that the means by which to honor your end of the deal are choke points that you have no say in.Like a job.
>>13256938I don't even know the terms
>>13257007Follow da rulesWork a jobSupport the communityIn truth very few people do all three. But some do. Untarnished bastards
there really isn't much of one anymore
>>13257049Oh yeah? walk into a mall and piss on the floor and start screaming and cryingYou won't say that againYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>13257054I just did it, someone took out their phone and recorded it then everyone else started applauding I guess it changed without my knowledge
>>13257066congratulation, you also got dubs :DDDDYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13257066>then everyone else started applaudingI cried a little bit too because I was so inspired.
>>13256938sex is extremely important and not a sweet nothing, this is confirmedYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>13257087Sex is just a memeYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>13257088but everyone is hyping it up like it's the second coming of jesus so you have to be prepared to have your whole life changed over the one timeYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13257069>69nice
>>13257079thanks for the gold kind stranger