[s4s] - IT'S UP!!! https://youtu.be/beY6AsIg6SI - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

10/29/26(Thu)20:27:43 No.13255782

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Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)20:27:43 No.13255782 Archived

IT'S UP!!!
https://youtu.be/beY6AsIg6SI

IT WAS OVER
10/29/26(Thu)20:30:02 No.13255788

IT WAS OVER 10/29/26(Thu)20:30:02 No.13255788

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>>13256639

no no no no no no no no no no no

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)20:40:48 No.13255798

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)20:40:48 No.13255798

Sodario

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)20:48:12 No.13255810

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)20:48:12 No.13255810

AI is creating a lab monkey crisis.

in 2019, a lab monkey cost $3,000. now they're $20,000+ each, and it’s about to get way worse. That's because AI can now design endless new drugs to cure diseases in humans. But a lot of these new drugs need to be tested on monkeys first before they can go into a human, because they're one of our closest living relatives. So the more drugs AI designs, the more monkeys we need to test them.

But we were *already* running out of monkeys before AI showed up. It started in 2020 when China (who supplied 60% of America's lab monkeys) banned exports. So labs switched to Cambodia, until the US found out in 2022 that monkeys there were illegally being caught in the wild and sold as farm-raised, so American labs stopped buying

The obvious fix would be to just breed more monkeys, but a female monkey only starts having babies around age 4, and after that she only has one baby a year. So supply simply can’t keep up. Even China, which kept all its monkeys for itself, is now sold out at about $26,000 a monkey (roughly 12x the 2019 price)

This is why this startup (Safer Human Medicine) wants to build a 30,000-monkey farm in the US. The plan is to start with 500-1,000 macaques (the main monkey used in drug testing) from farms in Asia, then breed them up to 30,000 over about 20 years. So eventually, American labs can finally stop relying on the (increasingly expensive!) 20,000 monkeys imported every year.

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)20:50:33 No.13255815

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)20:50:33 No.13255815

>>13255830

Its both amazing and horrible at the same time

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)21:01:04 No.13255830

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)21:01:04 No.13255830

>>13255815
that's life

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)01:05:35 No.13256130

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)01:05:35 No.13256130

we'll do it live

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)09:54:16 No.13256639

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)09:54:16 No.13256639

>>13255788
yes

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)09:55:33 No.13256640

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)09:55:33 No.13256640

Start again

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:13:21 No.13256652

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:13:21 No.13256652

hey guys scott here

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:14:23 No.13256653

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:14:23 No.13256653

Scott the nigger

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:15:23 No.13256654

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:15:23 No.13256654

Soda the nigger

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:27:47 No.13256662

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:27:47 No.13256662

Please don't call Soda the Monkey a nigger

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:28:17 No.13256664

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:28:17 No.13256664

maybe Mario should stay missing

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:34:03 No.13256674

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:34:03 No.13256674

>>13256689

mario is a nigger

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:36:59 No.13256688

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:36:59 No.13256688

Mario Kark.

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:37:13 No.13256689

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:37:13 No.13256689

>>13256674
he is Italian, so you're right

Scott Woz here
10/30/26(Fri)10:37:53 No.13256690

Scott Woz here 10/30/26(Fri)10:37:53 No.13256690

>>13256708

~~Your fortune: Very Bad Luck~~

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:49:22 No.13256708

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:49:22 No.13256708

>>13256690
Hey scott
All here

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)10:51:08 No.13256710

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)10:51:08 No.13256710

Hey, All. You got a license for that?

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)11:35:24 No.13256763

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)11:35:24 No.13256763

Licensed Mank Poster Apprenticeship
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Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)19:55:58 No.13257456

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)19:55:58 No.13257456

>>13257587

just sign my shit up fam

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)21:45:21 No.13257587

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)21:45:21 No.13257587

>>13257456
lesson 1: you must never give up

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)22:48:30 No.13257644

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)22:48:30 No.13257644

Social media users are calling for a boycott of restaurants booking Big Groove, saying his content leans into stereotypes and ruins the dining experience

Anonymous
10/30/26(Fri)22:51:45 No.13257646

Anonymous 10/30/26(Fri)22:51:45 No.13257646

So, about that

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)03:37:33 No.13257965

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)03:37:33 No.13257965

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)09:01:07 No.13258316

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)09:01:07 No.13258316

Everything is normal, in the monkey thread, today.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)09:09:48 No.13258328

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)09:09:48 No.13258328

it's been a while since i've been able to keep it that way

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)09:10:56 No.13258330

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)09:10:56 No.13258330

protip: nothing is normal

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)09:17:16 No.13258336

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)09:17:16 No.13258336

ay keef's callin

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)09:34:27 No.13258349

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)09:34:27 No.13258349

We'll be right back.