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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13253810
please watch my dotter catfishe

https://files.catbox.moe/duoxun.mp3

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13253810
beary eb;l is the only one of those strangers who is handsome and dark
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absolutely not ses, absolutely not ses, absolutely not ses
anyone but ses
hitler instead of ses
diddy instead of ses
crazy mom instead of ses
jepstein instead of ses
bateman instead of ses
catfishe instead fo ses
ebil beary may or may not be worse than ses, ebil beary changes, ebil beary still has feelings
ebil beary has bad and not so bad days
but ses never changes. ses NEVER changes.
i've dreamed of every person, those that have been, are, and will be. except one. ses.
multiple smol bearies have appears in my tea bags and cereal boxes and alerted me, as loudly as they could with their humble but kind shouts, they said
"ses fini"
ses is the end. the last dream will be ses, and the last dream will be a nightmare.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>13253831
He's the only one with fatherly experience
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>>13253843
ses is a bad pick i agree

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13253843
you seem confused or mistaken about this matter. perhaps you think that image shows six different people?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13253843
This is extremely cursed.
>>13253810
I put my trust in beary evil to be honest more then beary nice.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13253856
They are having ses

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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I maek better cookies. You're children will be well behaved when you return because if they get out of control I'll beat the fr*ck of them.
but I might drink all you're booze, too.
*sip*
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- with catfish he'll pass out in a drunken stupor and the kid will stick a fork in an outlet or some shit and die
- with beary ebil, she will immediately light their child on fire or something sadistic like that
- with dubsman he will only spare the child if he doesn't cause him jealousy or resentment, which given that it's a child that's a big ask
- see is too much of a wildcard to be trusted
you can't win.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13253940
Beautiful.
Steals one of your cookie.
I have ginger beer by the fridge if you need em.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13253952
Dude I love ginger beer
fever free *light* is my favorite, i much prefer spiciness to sweetness. I haven't tried too many other brands because they're always too sweet.
I've tried making my own ginger beer but it's never turned out that good :/

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13253964
Sorry to hear that, hopefully with enough effort you can do it. Bundaberg is my favourite, second is Saxbys since it taste sweeter. I'll go try make my own, hopefully it doesn't produce alcohol in the process.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13253999
very nice

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13253810
going with doublesguy
>>13253855
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13253810
ses cuz ebil BEETS KILDREN WTF???

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13253810
Why can't I just go with hitler?
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>>13254469
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>>13253831
all i know about diddy is that he is a black man and a paedophile

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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ebil gud wit chldrn
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>>13254469
Because Hitler has used child soldiers you retarded historylet.
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>>13254491
i doubt he'd manage to start another war and conscript your kids while you're out

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13253810
me top right
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>>13254493
You're a retard ain't ya?
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>>13254491
You see it's not like they would at least learn something
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>>13254469
he's the one who canceled on you at the last minute

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13253831
i love ses. i want ses
many dont know this

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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