Do you also believe that aliens used to deliver pizzas to ghosts in ancient Egypt?Okay so today while having a pizza party with my friends I stumbled upon a mind-boggling possibilityAfter taking their first bites one of my friends said>Pizzas are so damn marvellous that they touch my soul whenever I eat themwhile the other replied>Yeah sometimes they just feel out of this worldTheir statements sent my mind racing I figured out pizzas could be evidence of a connection between the human soul and the mysteries of the universeThe pyramids have long inspired theories about extraterrestrial encounters ie alien visitations and legends like supernatural wardens ie curse of the mummyAccording to archaeologists ancient Egyptians believed that after death the soul leaves the physical body and return to it for resting, hence they are mummified And let's be honest, who doesn't want snacks while resting? And since humans couldn't provide them, perhaps they contacted aliens to deliver some snacks instead.Interestingly, Italy, the birthplace of pizza, is also home to the mysterious Val Camonica rock engravings, some of which are believed to resemble ancient astronauts, i.e., aliens.This raises the possibility that aliens once travelled to Italy to prepare the pizzas, or at least collect the ingredients, before delivering them to the souls resting inside Egyptian pyramids.This would also mean that pizzas were an alien invention to satisfy human souls that humanity eventually learned to prepare.Perhaps every slice carries a secret history that the universe has yet to revealWhat do you think?
>>13253318this is all very interesting information, but where do the lizard people fit in?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13253318>And since humans couldn't provide themThat's where you are writing bud there is plenty of evidence to suggest that walking the things provided by the Egyptians for the afterlife was food especially little figs like yourself.
>>13253318Tomatoes didn't exist in ancient Egypt, and without a tangy tomato sauce, is it really pizza? Not really.
>>13253324Who do you think makes the pizzas?
i wish i was an alien delivering pizza to ghost.that`d be tuff.
>>13253680you're mom
>>13253677unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>13253318100% factually correct!