why did the cia think naming booze "moonshine" would make people not wanna drink it that sounds bad ass ass fuck i want some moon juice....Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
It's called moonshine because bootleggers mostly brewed it at night. It's actually an interesting part of American culture. It's said NASCAR was created because bootleggers put crazy str 6s into their cars to flee policeYour fortune: Good Luck
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS OFF BY ONE WAAAH I WAS SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13253223alboholic
it was the FBI the CIA wasn't invented until the 40s
>>13253245i invented ur mom in the 40's
>>13253239but alcohol takes several days to brew and more if u dont want 0.3% abv pissweiser. i thought it was because ppl used to think nighttime = evil and moon = insanityYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13253264no, the moon is your friend
>>13253262When you volunteer for isreal since 1796
>>13253223because the cia are nerds and thought "moonshine" sounded spooky but accidentally made it sound like wizard fuel for goblins