FUCK NIGGER I wasted like $10 worth of ingredients and like 2 hours of my time trying to make crab Rangoon because I saw a fucking instagram recipe…I had a year old pack of imitation crab in the freezer and said fuck it why not, that shit was fucking mid too, the texture fucking sucked bc of freezer burn and I used wonton wrappers and that shit was too fucking thin and I didn’t have enough oil to get a full deep fry nor had a pan that goes that deep either… a whole tub of cream cheese down the drain too smfhAnd the sauce was so fucking mid too, vinegar, sugar and ketchup nigger what the fuck was I even thinking lmao Fuck instagram fucking nigger app, I wish everyone’s phone would blow up and kill them
Blaming everything else but yourself again just because your ass can’t cook
>>13252547I'm sorry that happened. cooks.com is probably the oldest recipe site on the interwebs though and the recipes are actually good.Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>13252598Checked the crab Rangoon recipe there and the recipe is informative enough… Admittedly, I didn’t finely chop nor shred the crab and mix the cream cheese finely enough however even if it was, the ingredients were subparRestaurant quality surimi isn’t typically found at regular grocery stores, also most restaurant vendors would have their own flour/dough… I’ve tried making chicken chow mein with the specialty Chinese grocery store noodles, it just wasn’t good compared to the restaurants recipe. They have it down to a T, from their vegetables, meat and even sauce ingredients. It’s all gatekept and I’m tired of even trying at this point, success is a delusion. Failing just to learn the very thing you’re striving for is unattainable is too cruel>>13252596Lole? U don’t even know what to eat
>>13252646with experience you can find the good of one recipe and put it in with the good from another and have your own recipe that is superior to both. I have been cooking a long time and have crafted many of my own recipes this way. a recipe is more like guidelines. Majority of restaraunts buy from vendors like urm, cash & carry, costco, and gordons. just look for restaraunt supply stores near you. the foods are usually bulk like costco, but the prices are fair and the quality is superior to the megalomarts.Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
never do instagram or tiktok trending recipes. there's a reason why there is hundred year old culinary traditions from all around the world. you really think some jerkoff influencer is going to innovate anything? you deserve to have wasted your money.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Meh, it probably would’ve been better if I used fresher surimi and chopped and mixed it more, and also deep fried it But it’s a fucking appetizer/party food anyways not a fucking meal
>>13252682Yes it 100% would have been better if you had better ingredients, followed the directions, and used the right cookware. Instead you tried to cut corners and half-ass it and are surprised it turned out badly. You can do better next time
>>13252685Nah, I’m tired of cooking and eating my own fucking food. It’s been like this for fucking years now and I’m beyond fatigued and sick and tired of this fucking bullshit. After all my trials and tribulations, I deserve to drive somewhere nice so I can enjoy a decent fucking meal that someone else fucking prepared for me so I don’t have to worry about cleaning the fuck up. I made a pathetic breakfast burrito with the cheap bullshit from the fucking discount store after my humiliating Rangoon incident. Just eggs, cheese and hash brown… Flavor fatigue is all too real, im not even enjoying the local Japanese grocery store food as much.But what do you fucking expect when I’ve been eating the same fucking bullshit for years now. The only thing I enjoy lately is buying overpriced fucking $20 Erewhon smoothies and their $6 cookie just so I can check out the girls there. I don’t even like raving anymore, and I force myself to go out because I literally have nothing else to do in this nigger fucking life. My existence is miserable and I fantasize about doing great bodily harm to anyone all for the sake of my amusement
>>13252731you should shut the fuck up whining bitch, you fucked up your crab rangoon nigga and you dont deserve shit!
>>13252731>Flavor fatigue is all too realHot sauce. You need hot sauceYou also need a hobby that isn't just straight consumerism. Preferably something that is good for you, like hiking or working out. Drawing is a good hobby but it seems like you're not getting much enjoyment out of it
who eat a crab
>>13252731So, your tranny ass goes out regularly to spend $26 to creep on girls? LOOOOOOL
>>13252752More like I tried to salvage it as with anything else and it turns out to never be worth the effort per usual, when will I ever learn?>>13252762I made my own hot sauce too it’s hot as fuck, and yet another lesson I learned is to never buy iodized salt because it’s fucking useless other than a means to make your shit salty and apparently doesn’t work for fermentation>>13252777Not me, there’s no crab in imitation crab anyways and I shouldn’t have even tried considering it was year old discount imitation crab>>13252813More like once a month, I wouldn’t waste my time here if I had disposable income to pursue my interests or have hobbies. But it’s not like you people aren’t kidding me anyways, fools
>>13252547Why did you trust anything with ketchup ? Your fault honestly.
>>13252832The homemade dipping sauce wasnt bad, the stupid fucking ai recipe instructed to put garlic, soy sauce and Worcestershire in the fucking cream FUCking cheese crab mixture when it shouldve gone with the sauce instead. What was I ever expecting from an ai generated google first result recipe anyways, it didn’t even say to finely chop the fucking crab either. Fucking useless
The fucjing mixture shouldve been thicker and white too, not FUCking brown and runny. All around lose lose situations
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>13252547>I wish everyone’s phone would blow up and kill themvery israeli impulse
there is a portion of the population that is very susceptible to instagram and tik tok ads. they will be out downfall because they'll believe anything. they probably unironically let cable news shape their worldview. i know because about them because my mom is one. she started doing chair tai chi and buys health products via Youtube ads. I wish I could save her but alas there is no saving these types. something something ignorance is bliss.
>>13253437It’s unironically their fault bc they endorse that water wasting ai powered fucking bullshit propaganda machineNvm what the fuck nettanyuhuuspend postsIt’s all so fucking terrible >>13253442Theyre not even ads at this point lol it’s all a fucking ruse and a scam and I’m tired of pretending everything is all fine and dandy
Time to spend hours sweating in the kitchen cooking fucking pork and beans
Bitches think they pussy worth more than sime rep strutter jeans and hog toes hoe I hope you kill yourself
u not even worth a home cooked meal much less a candle lit dinner you creamed cottage cheese FUCking stink hole
And fuck u to the ppl who publish recipes saying carnitas needs a bottle of coke, I just made the best batch ever on the stovetop in a Dutch oven with just salt pepper and hot sauce
>>13253892do you know what samefigging is?do you know what saging is?You are doing one but not the other.namefigs.. amiritelole
Ohh a reply! Ohh… a reply.
Don't expect replies if you are going to use slurs and curse words. This is the nice board, maybe read that fignewton guide and attempt to change the way you post here.Then I'm sure you'll get lots of replies :^)
Spent over 5 hours just to inhale a burrito in less than 5 minutesWanting to make sense isn’t even reasonable
>>13253898Kek.I've been cooking and egg fried rice is quite simple.Its a poor mans meal that fits any desire.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13252547>crab RangoonAll that for $10!?Your fortune: Outlook good
Cook egg in butter, add rice, stir, then add soy sauce and some ketchup/hot sauce.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13253907That’s tricky because you need to use high heat for fried riceAt least now I have like a weeks worth of pork and beans
>>13253910I need naught to be reminded of my humiliating defeat, my form was perfect but I didn’t get the mixture consistency right, if I simply did a half fold instead of a tradition quad fold wanton. It wouldve turned out decent if the oil coated every part of the wanton rapper
>>13253914It is my error, I beg your pardon.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Wanted to go out and walk but there’s nowhere else left I am tired after cooking the rice beans and pork
>>13252547Sayaka wouldn't say that. Sayaka wouldn't say any of those thingsYour fortune: Average Luck
always wondered what it was like to be lauded and flaunted online like your ideal hypergamous nigger boyfriend
Wish I was a crypto scammer instead of a starving artist
U niggers don’t know what the fuck it’s like being a lolcow, walking miles to the nearest 711 to try the newest Coke Zero flavors, cherry float and creamy holiday vanilla, only for them to tell you their not accepting ebt, even grabbing the last one in stock and having to just leave it because you can’t afford 7.20 for 2 beverages…And I couldn’t even run out with it because they’d call the cops and I don’t even have room for bad karma even though it’s not even realSo Los dysphoric
>>13254266>7.20 for 2 beverages…Can't imagine why you're poor
I need to remind you stretched nigger fuckholes that the only reason I’ve been stuck in a 31 year dry spell is due to YOUR FUCKING BIGOTRY
>>13254568sorry i'm checking my're privilege rnYour fortune: Good Luck
>>13254579I don’t give a fuck about your privilege when I never got shit I deserved. Fuck you nigger
>oooo im greedy oooo im arrogant oooo im narcissistic Great now I’m just like you after all you fucking nigger die
Whenever I want to fuck a girl in the pussy I usually call your mom
I never call your mom I just shove it in
>>13254266 (Dubs)Bro why are you telling us so much
>>13254620Now u wanna reply and that’s what the fuck you say? Lmfao kill yourself you nigger fucking faggot
