Geriatric Edition
>>22436593Well, this thread died less than an hour after you made it.
>>22437481I guess pregnant women over 35 are a micro niche.
>>22437778Well, yeah. When you said 'geriatric" I thought you'd post 6 blank images.
Fuck OP's fetish autism, this is a regular preggo thread now.
>>22438216I appreciate you. You clearly understand what OP does not.
28 yo wife
>>22436598that poor baby is going to be indianrough
>>22440019Let's go
>>22440036Except she's Trinidadian... and she married this guy.
>>22438216Good on you mate
good thread my main kink have 10 on me, in hopes of keeping this thread alive
>>22441912
>>22441913
>>22441914
>>22441915
>>22441916
>>22441919
>>22441920
>>22441921
>>22441922
>>22441924Is this her singleton or did she get pregnant again?
>>22441916>>22441919More of these two?
>>22438593This is the best female form. You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.
>>22443667More
>>22443838
>>22443977
>>22443978
Let's get back on topic with Anne Hathaway looking radiant at last night's premiere of The Odyssey.
>>22445063she cute in a weird way
>>22445242her kid will be a retard but atleast she looked really hot while pregnant
>>22445292I love this shot of her cradling her belly.
This thread needs a lethal dose of pregnant Puerto Ricans
>>22447394>lethal dosethat mierda madre does make me want to die.
>>22447418Cry about it, turbofag
>>22436593>new cute female of similar age hired for other department at work>chat up in social event>good connection>older female coworker who wants to find me a match privately brought up the visible connection, impressed>suggests to check whether new coworker is single>turns out she's not single>turns out she got engaged or married a week or two later >don't interact with her since>offices rearranged>see her more>she has no memory of the first interaction, sees me as hallway stranger >still charmed by her>recently got visibly pregnant >it looks good on her, unlike other pregnant coworkers who look like limping hags>heart jumps and sinks every time I see her>wish she was pregnant with my childLife sucks.
>>22447394That bitch is dominican, retard.
Unfortunately, there are hardly any pics of Natalie Portman's current pregnancy, but I'm glad she posted this to her IG.
>>22436593>GeriatricAnon wants a downie + autism fucked up baby. Might as well fuck your sister since it will have the same effect.
>>22445292Why will it be retarded?
>>22458205OP hates women. Their only way of coping with happy women is to wish ill fortune on them.
>>22458206What if he simply loves Milfs getting pregnant, like I do? You sound deranged. If anyone is gonna be retarded here, it’s you.
>>22457802>>22458206Take your meds.
Now that /r/ is kill, where do I go to request colorizations and nude edits of pregnant women?Obviously can't do it here.
>>22459765>Now that /r/ is killGood
>>22457797nice
>>22459765correct, and yet you did anyways, faggot
>>22445443That accessory on her stomach looks so cool.
Stock image sites are a goldmine for this kind of stuff
>>22461237>that faceimagine the kind of downie she birthed
>>22461246Couldn't be any worse than you, anon.
>>22451993Lmao
>>22443821>>>22438593>This is the best female form. You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.Must agree
>>22451993You'll find yours anon, don't worry. Might feel shitty right now, but give it time. Someday in the future, you'll meet someone who you have an even stronger connection with, and you'll look back on this chick and not even care.She just came in your life to show you what you want/to solidify that desire. Keep your chin up, keep that dream in your heart, and one day, you'll have your own hot, charming, pregnant wife.
>>22438078>>22438216Newfag retards
>>22451993inb4 anon gets babytrapped by the first hoe who gives him attention and will have to pay child support for the next 18 years
I'm going to have unprotected sex with my wife while she is ovulating today lads
>>22470525Bold strategy
>under 2 weeks til due date>GF body looks amazing>constantly up for sex when she's not sleepingAma
Anyone have more of this beautiful body?
Can anyone tell me if Emily Bloom is pregnant or not, based on this photo of her recent stream?
>>22451993I'm sorry you sound so Indian
>>22458205Older women are more likely to have tard babies. Look at women you know with mong children. They generally are older, having frequently put off children until their career is in order.Eggs & sperm wonk out as folks age. Abortion is fine, so that we can have happy milfs instead of mothers of 4channers
>>22453262Sup with the photoshopped "daddy board"?
>>22461246Gawd, I'll bet it flaps, screeches, and beats the help
>>22445499wish she was my mommy
>>22472279Oh god please it be true
Wife
>>22471224Why haven't you put a ring on that finger of hers? You've basically hit the jackpot as it is.
>>22441912She looks Jewish. Which makes my dick even harder as I wanna fill a hot nerdy Jewess up with spunk.
>>22469361I've jerked off to multiple vids of her. Found her by typing ""Ugly/hairy" in to the search engine. My favorite is where she gets fucked on the side of a road by one guy, saggy tits flopping around, and then rushes over to another guy to squat over his face and piss in his mouth. Oomph.
>>22474817got more?
>>22438217Sauce?
>>22436593After working in an office for a couple of years, I have seen my fair share of over 40 women having second and third children. Something about seeing Brenda the office mom suddenly rocking some canons is a shocker. Even more when she complains constantly about her size and is fishing for compliments harder than full size shrimp boat.
>>22439689Incredible
>>22444337Nice bush
>>22466838I thought she would have had to take the belly ring out by this point
>>22479529Well it's AI
>>22478325Goodness, what is it about the image of a woman past her prime reproductive years defying the natural order and carrying a child to term? So empowering and sexy.
>>22479697I think it's a combination of a woman experiencing the most feminine process imaginable as she fills out in all the right ways. Also knowing that she's not a dumb 20 year old means she'll likely be a better mother. Anne Hathaway right now is my kryptonite.
Latina gf I knocked up
>>22480522looks like an extra from apocalypto
>>22480487Good news is Anne just keeps getting MORE PREGNANT
>>22436601>>22440044Don't post men on this board!!!
>>22440044Images of men don't belong on this board!!!
>>22481347Great belly on her, got more?
>>22456680I've wanted to see this ever since I saw Leon like 30 years or so ago
>>22451993Aren't workplaces the worst places for this stuff? I tried it before too. >new girl hired>she's kinda mid, but I never had a gf so I shouldn't see my standards too high>meet her first time, she seems uninterested, let it go and move on>months later she starts to make excuses to see me more often for like two weeks>she's still kinda mid, but again, never had a gf so let's see if she's interested>give her my number, she thanks me>never texts or calls>realize I got played by a mid girl>againShe's also why I refuse to approach girls who are mid. I already got rejected a few times thinking it'd be an easy lay. From this point on, I will literally never give a mid girl a chance, only women who I'm attracted to.
>>22487434>Aren't workplaces the worst places for this stuff?Yes. Only sad desperate retards try finding love through their workplace.
>>22458205Geriatric pregnancy.
>>22480522How desperate are you?
9 months
>>22489139I love it when women go full dr eggman during pregnancy.
>>22490064
>>22492997That’s incredible!
>>22457802>>22457802lmao mad cause ur not white having a WHITE baby with my WHITE wife (yes geriatric pregnancy) and all tests came back positivemaybe your fucked up genes go deeper than just ur shit colored skin
