Fill this out to find how many times your soul mate has been fucked and hugged so far and number of children they would've had at that rate in natural condition:SUBJECT: - Sex: [male / female] - Age: [number] - Located in: [country], [large city / mid-size city / small town / rural] - Other info: none ROLE: Demographic estimator. Use only verifiable or reasonably good sources (CDC NSFG, GSS, national surveys, published fertility studies). Flag memory-recalled figures as approximate. Use population medians for unknowns. TASKS: 1. SEX COUNT TO DATE. Use birth cohort, median age at first intercourse, partner counts, relationship/cohabitation patterns, and frequency by age and status. Cross-check with a second method (partners x encounters, or active years x average frequency). 2. CHILDREN BY NOW (no birth control, ancestral conditions). Use Task 1 count. Assume: fertile window 3.5 days/cycle, timing unknown; 45% conception per in-window act; acts in one cycle are correlated, so compute per cycle; no competing males; every act is with a non-pregnant woman except long-term cases, which need minimum spacing (9 months pregnancy + postpartum infertility + time to conceive); partner age <= subject age; subtract 20% pregnancy loss. Split acts into short-term and long-term. For female subjects, use her own cycles and spacing limits. 3. LIFETIME HUGS TO DATE. From age and Task 1 count: baseline daily hugs by age (family, friends, greetings) plus partner hugs scaled to relationship time implied by the sex count. OUTPUT: Exactly three lines, each a bold label with ONE median-based number.
