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    >tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
    >tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family
    >tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods
    >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
    >tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode the attractions all day
    >tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the world
    I wish I were American. God bless America.
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    we're just good goyim
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    no, you're here to kil other robots. keep it simple stupid
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    >>85868479
    I wish I lived in america during 1990 all the way to 2012. Anything after that is goyniggerhell.
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    >>85868479
    I'm glad I'm not American because I can't stand their accent
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    I was always fascinated by the idea of "summer camp".
    That looked like a good time in all the cartoons I watched.
    Is it true that teenagers are hooking up there? How can amerifags be robots lmao
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    >>85868505
    You're here to have fun.
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    >>85868479
    >tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
    im privileged but thats all I got to say about that
    >tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family
    those were fun, yeah, but I imagine there's more countries than the US that can do that stuff
    >tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods
    camping yeah, hunting was never my thing despite having a lot of relatives who hunt
    >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
    yellowstone is awesome to hike around but the statue is overrated imo
    >tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode the attractions all day
    themeparks are the worst part of america, you never had to experience 1-2 hour long lines to have 2 minutes of fun, fucking sucks and you pay out the ass for anything you buy within the park
    >tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the world
    we're the most influential and richest, but hardly the best. you literally get no respect unless you make good money or some from money. that's why I'm so tired of immigration to this country, they get shit when they come here and that's not even a guarantee they can work themselves up to higher paying positions, so we just end up with more homeless and poverty stricken people that drive up the cost of living from all the programs that are propping them up, all because of retards like you who think america is stuck in the 1950s. we've been going downhill and towards a fascist oligarchy since WWII, many of our citizens can't get back up on their feet.
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    >>85868515
    American accents sound good though
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    i came to the US @ 22yo and i was totally dissapointed. besides new york city there's nothing worth up here but nyc for me it's better than berlin/london
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    >>85868479
    That's the experience of (higher) "middle class" Americans. Being poor in this country is awful. You don't get to do any of that. You only get the downside of having expensive healthcare, living in car centric suburban hell, having subpar food and environment regulation, having crumbling infrastructure, still using the imperial system, being overly religious for a first world country, and being uniquely behind in so many other ways.
    The US is still a first world country and definitely better to live here compared to third world countries, but it's definitely at the bottom of first world countries.
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    >>85868804
    Cute American girl. Sauce?
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    >>85868937
    I literally just pulled a random picture from rule34. https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8316739
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    >>85868957
    Thanks, it is helpful.
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    >>85868479
    >be American
    >get circumcised
    >eat all kinds of chemicals and fake food
    >endure public school humiliation rituals and bullying from ghetto thugs
    >still have to buy school lunch
    >cant afford anything. Insurance and other costs are too high
    >only 2 political parties. Both are rich Zionist pedos.
    >completely ruled by oligarchs and monopolies
    >get drafted to fight in a forgein land to protect muh freedums.
    >get cucked. Divorced and have to pay alimony forever.
    >have to drive everywhere
    >cant even walk around a city because theyre all dirty and full of dangerous thugs and gangbangers.
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    >>85869042
    >get circumcised
    That's good though
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    >>85868515
    Found the brit
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    >>85869064
    >That's good though
    only in your demented jewish and/or muslim mindset
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    >tfw telling furfags to YIFF IN HELL was the norm.
    YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG.
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    >>85869131
    It's not 2006 anymore
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    I did all of those things and they were awesome. I can provide details if desired.
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    >>85869295
    >I did all of those things and they were awesome. I can provide details if desired.
    Please, do so. Which one was your favorite activity?
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    >>85868479
    no mention of halloween? terrible thread
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    >>85869333
    south american furry ameriboo poster is one of the better threadmakers here. you will respect him.
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    >>85869281
    Yeah it's 2026 now
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    >>85869281
    Doesn't matter. Furfags shoukd be told to always yiff in hell.
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    >>85869042
    >be American
    >get circumcised
    >eat all kinds of chemicals and fake food
    >endure public school humiliation rituals and bullying from ghetto thugs
    >still have to buy school lunch
    >cant afford anything. Insurance and other costs are too high
    skill and parent issue desu. insurance is a scam tho that 1 is just true
    >only 2 political parties. Both are rich Zionist pedos.
    >completely ruled by oligarchs and monopolies
    pretty much
    but everyone else complains about being ruled by americans so im not sure what you can do about this
    >get drafted to fight in a forgein land to protect muh freedums.
    >get cucked. Divorced and have to pay alimony forever.
    ...what?
    >have to drive everywhere
    sucks for those who dont like it but for those who Drive its nice
    >cant even walk around a city because theyre all dirty and full of dangerous thugs and gangbangers
    i do this at least 5 days a week. skill issue
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    >>85869131
    This image is very old
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    File: YTMND5.jpg (675 KB, 1200x629)
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    >>85869608
    >we thought furfags were the worst thing ever during the YTMND era of the internet
    Jesus Dick-tickling Christ, we had no idea what was coming.
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    >>85868804
    GS misty is so hot
    i wish there were more porn of GS misty
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    >>85868937
    Misty is japanese
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    >>85870163
    >YTMND
    I never saw what was funny about that. I even heard people saying it public, like
    >don't tase me bro
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