How many accidental pregnancies are going to result from parties tonight near you? And why aren't you contributing to them?
>>85868407FOMOi think you meanthere's two parties and oyu can't be at both unless you're most dancing
because im a 28 yo incel chud that lives at home with my dad
>Forced to go to halloween party because it's also my friend's 30th birthday party>I'm a known suicidal trainwreck across the friend group>Stay for an hour, stressed out during conversation I say some incel shit and embarass myself>Then some guy talks to me about steel ball run for like 10 minutes>Decide to leave since it's been an hour>As I dap up my boys and say I'm leaving I get jumpscared by some super hot exhibitionist girl I've been stalking on insta and using for deepfakes>Terrified at the idea that she might have busted me looking at her story or screenshotting her insta, I always do airplane mode when I screenshot so hope that works>Had to leave on the spot and couldnt even peep her halloween costumeIm 27 in a few months, spent all my life envying promiscuous people and party goers, I'm invited to parties, it's so close yet out of reach, because I'm a known suicidal wreck, because of my social anxiety, my ptsd and voices in my head also I'm pretty ugly and no point going to parties when your ugly, you'll just get roasted by some drunk people. My friends are like please stay but they are being polite, I know they don't want me around, the suicidal schizo ruins the vibe obviously, so I'll just ghost my friend group I think.
because i will have to either get a job or go to prison
College girls are getting cum shot into their guts right now. They asked their date to pull out but of course he didn't. They're thinking, "Oh, it'll be okay" really dismissively. Maybe it'll work out. Maybe not. But they've got enough money to have it taken care of at the clinic if things go the wrong way. So whatevs. But they're probably going to need a shot of penicillin. It'll be a learning or "teachable" moment in their lives. And there's no way her future boyfriends or husband will ever learn. It'll be her little secret.
>>85869518Crazy how this is reality. You'd think this is some retarded incel fantasy, but nope, saw a group of college age girls giggling over Plan B and lube in the aisles yesterday while I was at the store. Crazy shit. Like damn.
As an anti-natalist, the only thing I could contribute is abortions.
Because I got a girl intentionally pregnant. She's my wife
>>85868407I don't really care anyway. I like being a childless virgin.
>>85869529I got that from watching my roommate bring a girl back to our dorm as semester. He thought I was asleep, or he didn't care. He's a total chad and the total opposite of me. I discreetly watched the whole encounter and and it sent me into a depression. And yes the part about her making him promise to "pull out" really happened. Even with all the porn I watch I was amazed at how in control he was with her. Like he really knew what he was doing. Total confidence. I felt so emasculated.
