>spilling my spaghetti at the little girls coming to my door asking for candy>they said "Happy Halloween" and I unironically went "y-y-you too"I'm not built for this.
just dont open the door then. what are they gonna do
>>85868311children are so precious, and I love trick or treating and passing out candy. I don't feel a lick of any sexual anxiety or that I'm going to make a fool of myself in front of them, I just give them candy and say happy halloween, while I remember what it was like when I was a kid trick or treating. it feels good just to be nice sometimes, and make sure a kid has some happy memories before crossing the abysmal threshold of adulthood