/r9k/ - I always crack up at those guys that are looking f - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/31/26(Sat)17:22:26 No.85867616

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Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:22:26 No.85867616 Archived

>>85867628 >>85867629 >>85867691

I always crack up at those guys that are looking for pure untouched virgins. They live a dream world.

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)17:24:28 No.85867625

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:24:28 No.85867625

Past the age of like 15 there just aren't any.

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)17:24:41 No.85867628

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:24:41 No.85867628

>>85867616
im assuming they just didn't have haircuts at the time

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)17:24:44 No.85867629

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:24:44 No.85867629

>>85867640

>>85867616
>I want a woman who has never been horny and has never masturbated
>I will also lose my mind if said woman doesn't want to fuck me everyday because she isn't horny
You guys are fucking morons.

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)17:25:59 No.85867640

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:25:59 No.85867640

>>85867629
>I was raped by my relative at 5

"sluuuut! 1/10 do not want"

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)17:34:09 No.85867691

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)17:34:09 No.85867691

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>>85868104

>>85867616
How am I supposed to deal with the fact she lost it to Pickle Rick?

How do I compete with that?

Anonymous
10/31/26(Sat)18:35:00 No.85868104

Anonymous 10/31/26(Sat)18:35:00 No.85868104

>>85867691
By turning yourself into a pickle morty