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    I created a short survey to see what everyone here is like, it should only take around 2-4 minutes to answer. I included a lot of Marin Kitagawa in there to make it less boring.

    Survey link : https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdkKA0p64diZDJk0Bx3bDUrr4PA-wp-6Q3NXU2AuMx3eeQZWg/viewform

    You can see everyone else's answers after you've completed the survey! This is a tiny project of mine, and I'll be posting the results here after / if I collect enough results in some fun graphs!
    >>
    >>85864793
    post the survey as plain text here and i will answer your questions in a post here
    >>
    >>85864793
    I don't wanna do it, nope
    I don't do anything without propped motivation, what do I get for answering it?
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    >>85864793
    >I included a lot of Marin Kitagawa in there to make it less boring.
    You should include blacke-d Kitagawa to entice white and asian bois.
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    >>85864793
    >>85864810
    >post the survey as plain text here and i will answer your questions in a post here
    This.
    >>
    i love filling surveys :D
    >>
    >>85864810
    That's such a pain, but sure I'll post the questions.
    >Do you want to have sex?
    >Have you had sex?
    >How many times?
    >How many Friends do you have?
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    >Are you mentally ill?
    >How happy are you right now?
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    >Are you employed?
    >What's your income like for your country?
    >What's your savings like?
    >What continent are you from?
    >What race are you?
    >Do you workout?
    >BMI? (optional)
    >How old are you
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    >Gender?
    >Sexuality?
    >Height?
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    >How was the survey?

    I'll fill out your answers for you as you don't trust links.
    >>
    >>85864832
    Look if it isn't Lithuania's biggest lolicon
    >>
    >>85864817
    If karma is real you'll get some positive karma? Also you can look at the answers of others.
    >>
    Aaaaanyway, I'll be doing some IRL stuff, so I'll check back in a couple hours and answer any questions and such.
    >>
    >>85864861
    that's not really motivating
    but okay I'll fill it out for you
    >>
    >>85864844
    i might also like older women too, if only they gave me a chance :(

    >>85864861
    i just finished mine, refresh
    >>
    >>85864878
    Nice, thank you very much! Anyways now I'll really be going for a bit.
    >>
    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    yes
    >>Have you had sex?
    yes
    >>How many times?
    many times + 2
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    this word means nothing to me
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    3
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    no
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    1
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    yes
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    doesn't matter unless someone forces me to worry about it
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    5
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    5
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    yes
    >>How happy are you right now?
    i don't know
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    very little
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    U.N. morality
    >>Are you employed?
    no
    >>What's your income like for your country?
    i get neet bux below poverty line
    >>What's your savings like?
    a stack
    >>What continent are you from?
    NA
    >>What race are you?
    mulatto
    >>Do you workout?
    no
    >>BMI? (optional)
    26, i'm 5'9 and 180 punds
    >>How old are you
    36
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    3
    >>Gender?
    man
    >>Sexuality?
    straight
    >>Height?
    5'9
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    on and off from 2005
    >>How was the survey?
    painful
    >>
    >>85865018
    >>85865021
    I think I should just do the test using tor actually
    >>
    >>85865021
    >But at the same time, I have never heard of a great female "bodhisattva", figures like Jesus and Siddhartha
    there are factually female boddhisattvas (and saints too); however in general such selfless behaviour is just expected of women and doesnt attract any attention when it happens. its not special when a woman does that shit. its just your regular knitter grandma that bakes cookies for community gatherings and something. The nature of woman is to sacrifice her body and well being for the weak (children). Modern women stopped doing that shit because they were offered alternatives, but historically there werent any. You just let yourself be eaten and thats what female life is.
    >>
    >>85865032
    >such selfless behaviour is just expected of women
    Is it? Maybe for their children, but I don't really see altruism as a female characteristic. Maybe I'm just sexist, but in my conception it's the male who is expected to sacrifice himself for his community, women expects you to die for them in wars and such, and I don't think it really changed.
    >>
    Back from shower, heading to the store next, stopped by here.

    >>85865018
    >I prefer to use words, you can give a score to my opinion yourself in your research.
    >I have a negative opinion about their lack of ambition and their lack of variability between each other, I also think neoteny affected not just their appearance but their behavior too, which makes them more unpredictable and emotional. Exceptions exist and there are many women smarter than me but only retards use exceptions as arguments.
    >Their lack of variability makes evolutionary sense, since in every average chart you will see that man are more well-distributed than women (e.g there are more men smarter than the average percentually than women, but there are also more men dumber than women). Search about what's the "Greater Male Variability Hypothesis" if it made you curious.
    >But they can be really cute so I want to have one of them for myself, I'm just an animal after all.
    I'll rate you a 3
    >We are all competing between each other indirectly all the time. Men are hyenas that feel better at the cost of others' suffering, even if subconsciously. If women are snakes, men are in another category of their own. But at the same time, I have never heard of a great female "bodhisattva", figures like Jesus and Siddhartha, who managed to love everyone around them, were men. Men also have higher ambitions, creativity and etc, probably because of the already mentioned hypothesis.
    I'll put that down as a 2
    >>>Height?
    I'll put that down as <5'0

    >>85864906
    >>85865021
    Also about the mental illness stuff, I was too lazy to write them all down, but here's a pic. I just put you down as I don't wanna say.

    Anyway thanks for all the answers so far! We're at 21 already!
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    >>85864840
    im also gonna do it like this, i dont want my email info logged.
    >Do you want to have sex?
    perhaps
    >Have you had sex?
    perhaps!
    >How many times?
    ...
    >How many Friends do you have?
    2 online 1 irl
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    5/10
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    yes, because my relationship with my bf will last a very long time
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    1
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    i want the one im in to last
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    dont care as long as its not going up during the relationship
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    women are ok 8/10
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    men are ok 8/10
    >Are you mentally ill?
    yes
    >How happy are you right now?
    somewhat
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    idk how to feel about the future. i want to have hope, for marriage, for kids, but financial and mental struggles hold me back
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    liberal conservative socialist capitalist
    >Are you employed?
    nope
    >What's your income like for your country?
    im on neetbuxx and its pretty shit tbdesu
    >What's your savings like?
    i had $3k at one point but now its zilch
    >What continent are you from?
    australia/oceania
    >What race are you?
    white
    >Do you workout?
    yes
    >BMI? (optional)
    26
    >How old are you
    20, 21 soon
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    6/10 i think maybe
    >Gender?
    female
    >Sexuality?
    straight in practice
    >Height?
    5'9
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    roughly 10 years
    >How was the survey?
    i liked it
    >>
    >>85865079
    Also also, PATCH NOTES! I added an Other where you can type to some of the surveys as I realized they didn't allow for proper answers. I also included a new race "Slav" in the options and "Other"

    Sooooo uuuh, you don't need to change your answers and it won't affect the current one's. Just the next people that do answer will get those options as well. Sorry should have planned this a teeny bit better.
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    >>85865079
    'i don't want to say'? sounds like you have someone in mind
    >>
    >>85865079
    Hey, OP, can you post a pic of the results page on litterbox? I closed my tor window and if I do the test again it will be fake data @_@
    I did the test so just ignore my deleted reply.
    By the way, the mental illness part should be an open question but whatever.
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    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    Yes
    >>Have you had sex?
    Yes
    >>How many times?
    500-1000 times (mostly from my first gf, one average we fucked once a day through that entire relationship)
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    1 or 10 depending on how you define friends
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family?
    8, very close
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    Yes
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    4
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    25
    Lower preferred obviously. A girl who'd fucked 20+ would have to be otherwise perfect. My current gf has a bodycount of 1.
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    3 (1 being most unfavourable, I assume)
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    4
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    Yes
    >>How happy are you right now?
    Somewhat
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    It varies
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    Social conservative, economically left-leaning, extremely racist.
    >>Are you employed?
    Yes.
    >>What's your income like for your country?98th centile, but I only work 30h/wk. 99th centile fte
    >>What's your savings like?
    AU$150k
    >>What continent are you from?
    Aus
    >>What race are you?
    White
    >>Do you workout?
    Yes,
    >>BMI? (optional)
    24
    >>How old are you
    32
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    5
    >>Gender?
    M
    >>Sexuality?
    Mostly straight
    >>Height?
    6'3"
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    16 years
    >>How was the survey?
    Fine
    >>
    Can someone post the results page? I'm curious
    >>
    >>85865087
    >>85865119
    Gonna put these in after a bit
    >>85865109
    >>85865138
    Catbox is too confusing, so I just used this one I found. Anyway I really have to head to the store before it closes, so like 1> hour before I'm back.

    >https://yourimageshare.com/a/ZRuxoS5CcD
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    Yes.
    >Have you had sex?
    No.
    >How many times?
    Zero.
    >How many Friends do you have?
    Offline, none. Online, a few Steam friends who I barely interact with.
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    5-6.
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    I hope so.
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    Two. Both long distance and we never met and it lasted less than a month.
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes.
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    1 is too many.
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    5.
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    5.
    >Are you mentally ill?
    Yes.
    >How happy are you right now?
    5.
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    5.
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    Ethnonationalsocialist.
    >Are you employed?
    Not right now, no, but I have to find something in order to not get in trouble.
    >What's your income like for your country?
    A solid 0 Euros a month.
    >What's your savings like?
    I have less than 100 Euros on my bank account and I'm indepted to some family members. They probably don't care that much about me paying back but I hate being indepted to people and I won't be able to rest until I pay them back.
    >What continent are you from?
    Eurasia.
    >What race are you?
    Turkish.
    >Do you workout?
    Yes.
    >BMI? (optional)
    23.2.
    >How old are you
    24.
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    7ish.
    >Gender?
    Male.
    >Sexuality?
    Hetero.
    >Height?
    188cm.
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    Discovered it when I was in 7th grade so when I was 13/14. Actively started browsing and posting when I was 16.
    >How was the survey?
    I enjoyed getting datamined.
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    >>85865191
    >>What race are you?
    >Turkish
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    Yes
    >Have you had sex?
    Yes
    >How many times?
    Didn't count, but dozens, maybe above hundred
    >How many Friends do you have?
    0, if online counts then few
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    2
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    I wish I could
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    0
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    I hate hypocrisy so can't be picky considering I have something like 20-30.
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    6 I guess. I like them but too many of them have too many flaws. It's hard.
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    4. They are alright, I share struggle with them so I feel for them, but I'm not attracted to them.
    >Are you mentally ill?
    Just functioning sperg.
    >How happy are you right now?
    I feel neutral.
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    A little.
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    Hard to say as current day politics are shitshow, but my values float towards right with lot of freedom, including to make mistakes or be degenerate as private life is private matter.
    >Are you employed?
    Yes
    >What's your income like for your country?
    Decent. Probably a bit above average
    >What's your savings like?
    Decent. Enough for 1 rom flat but I'm saving for something bigger to be able to fit potential family in there
    >What continent are you from?
    Europe
    >What race are you?
    White
    >Do you workout?
    Only when in depressed mood because physical stress improves mood
    >BMI? (optional)
    24
    >How old are you
    Mid 30s
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    5
    >Gender?
    Male
    >Sexuality?
    Straight
    >Height?
    177cm
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    Around 20 years now
    >How was the survey?
    Generic. I'd like to think why do you even conduct one. Like, why do you want to know what is everyone like and do you have any error margin for joke answers like someone filling it with Hitler's stats? Also why Marin?
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    >>85865151
    >>85865119
    Having looked at the results
    I can add more detail
    I've got depression
    I work out twice a week
    >>
    >>85865151
    >Anyway I really have to head to the store before it closes, so like 1> hour before I'm back
    No problem, thank you for sharing the results. But I must say, some metrics really were a little disappointing to see...
    >>
    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    I want and don't want at the same time, for different reasons.
    >>Have you had sex?
    No
    >>How many times?
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    Zero.
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    I can't quantify, but not so much. Less than 5 for sure.
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    If I will, it will be only when I'm old
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    Zero
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Not sure. I think I prefer living like I'm now.
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    Mixed feelings. Sometimes 8, sometimes 4
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    2
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    Yes. OCD and social anxiety.
    >>How happy are you right now?
    It's a kind of quiet happiness. Not so happy, but a little.
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    A little. I think I can have a good future if I put some effort, but I am also afraid because many bad things can happen.
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    Centrism, apparently.
    >>Are you employed?
    No.
    >>What's your income like for your country?
    I feel like it doesn't matter how much one earns here, it still is going to be bad. Unless you earn 5.5x the minimum wage.
    >>What's your savings like?
    4k dollars, in converting to USD. I was an actor as a kid, so I have that much.
    >>What continent are you from?
    South America
    >>What race are you?
    White. I descend from Europeans
    >>Do you workout?
    No.
    >>BMI? (optional)
    25 (ugh)
    >>How old are you
    19
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    4
    >>Gender?
    Male
    >>Sexuality?
    Straight
    >>Height?
    170cm (kek)
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    4 years
    >>How was the survey?
    Cool I guess ^-^

    Sorry for being to vague.
    >>
    >>85864840
    retaking after i missed a few award
    Yes
    Yes
    ~30
    9
    4
    Unlikely
    2
    Depends on the day
    2
    5
    5
    Extensive history, and genetic predisposition. Not currently
    5
    5
    Kate hikes, nate higgers, right leaning socially, left leaning economically
    Student
    USA Median salary; ~60,000/yr
    Zero
    Asia
    China
    Yes
    18
    19
    It never even began
    Male
    Strait
    6'0
    4 yrs
    you already knew all of this, glownigger. give me a (You) at least
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    No
    >Have you had sex?
    Yes
    >How many times?
    A couple with all the same person. So does that count as 1?
    >How many Friends do you have?
    A good bunch. Maybe like 5 to 10. We are not super close though. They dont know my personal life as well, we just go jogging and hiking.
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    8
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    No
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    1
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    No
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    >How do you feel about women overall?
    5
    >How do you feel about men overall?
    5
    >Are you mentally ill?
    No
    >How happy are you right now?
    6
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    10
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    Apathetic. I dont think any of it matters. But I vote as a lefty anyway because I had a friend who used to tell me that voting did matter and we argued about it ALL the time. And then he died. So he isnt around to do it anymore, and I want to keep showing him that it still doesnt matter. Nothing is going to change anyway. I am voting against my own interests technically as I am a landlord and socialists dont like them, but it doesnt matter anyway. Nothing will happen. I still want to prove it to him but he cant vote for himself anymore. And they didnt bury him so its not like I can visit a grave. They burned him. So I can remember him by doing that at least. He was a stupid hippie guy.
    >Are you employed?
    Yes
    >What's your income like for your country?
    Pretty decent
    >What's your savings like?
    I have enough to splurge
    >What continent are you from?
    NA
    >What race are you?
    Black from Somalia
    >Do you workout?
    Yeah
    >BMI? (optional)
    24.2.
    >How old are you
    In my 20s
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    0
    >Gender?
    NA
    >Sexuality?
    NA
    >Height?
    NA
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    Since the pandemic I guess
    >How was the survey?
    It was okay. Weird questions.
    >>
    >>85865191
    >>85865195
    >>85865418
    >>85865465
    >>85865519
    Holy shit it took me like 25 minutes to put all those in, why can't you people have a little faith.
    >>I'd like to think why do you even conduct one. Like, why do you want to know what is everyone like and do you have any error margin for joke answers like someone filling it with Hitler's stats? Also why Marin?
    I wanted to know what kind of people post here, what kind of lives they lead. The error margin is in the amount of answers I get, I assume most are not just making stuff up for the meme. Marin because she is pretty and well animated.

    Also I made another album with the updated results, in total 52 : https://yourimageshare.com/a/oDDHSqbe9v

    Also also, the "How many times have you had sex" was suppose to be "How many different sexual partners have you had" but due to my ESL retardation I kind of messed it up. Anyway I'm just going to keep it that way as its too late to edit it as the results would be messed up. Thanks again for the answers, probably going to repost this thread a couple times to get everyone from different timezones & people who don't visit here everyday depending on how alive this thread is kept.

    Thanks for the answers! I'll make some nice graphs and post them here once I'm done with my gathering of surveys in probably a couple days.
    >>
    Minor issue but it's a pet peeve for me when body count questionnaires give a top amount for body count but them the last option is "doesn't matter" or "don't care."

    I care, but it's not going to be a dealbreaker on its own. There's a a lot of potential baggage that comes with it though, and it can be a yellow or orange flag.
    >>
    >>85865672
    *but then the
    >>
    >>85865660
    >why can't you people have a little faith
    Because I hate google. They don't deserve faith.
    >I wanted to know what kind of people post here, what kind of lives they lead.
    Well, I know that, but why?
    >>
    >>85864793
    I'm not giving you my email address you retard.
    >>
    >>85864793
    i don't fill out surveys uncompensated.
    >>
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    So many normalniggers and simps on this piece of shit board. What a disgrace
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    meh
    >Have you had sex?
    yes
    >How many times?
    3 times, three different girls
    >How many Friends do you have?
    3 that know me for how I really am.
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    8
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    no, and if I do it will likely end in divorce.
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    none, only ONS
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Never needed one before in my life.
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    more than whatever my bodycount is, I get to be the slutty one.
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    3
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    3
    >Are you mentally ill?
    No
    >How happy are you right now?
    5/10
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    Things will probably work out fine, I am set to live large.
    My mother has cancer though, and that sucks.
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    libertarian chud.
    >Are you employed?
    yes
    >What's your income like for your country?
    90k average last 3 years, 66% from job, 33% from investments.
    >What's your savings like?
    400k usd +
    >What continent are you from?
    USA
    >What race are you?
    White
    >Do you workout?
    For fun really, there is no schedule.
    >BMI? (optional)
    no idea, not fat and am well toned.
    >How old are you
    27
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    7/10 maybe 8/10 if I tried to look nice for someone.
    >Gender?
    man
    >Sexuality?
    straight
    >Height?
    6'
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    2013
    >How was the survey?
    okay.
    >>
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    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    Don't care that much desu. Wouldn't mind if I would be in a relationship and she wanted it.
    >>Have you had sex?
    Yes.
    >>How many times?
    Less than 200 times.
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    0.
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    5.
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    Don't know. I don't try that much. If it happens - it happens.
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    5.
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Depends.
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    Less than 10
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    8.
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    8.
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    I'm just an eccentric weirdo. Maybe mildly autistic (not diagnosed).
    >>How happy are you right now?
    I'm unhappy.
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    I'm clinging to it, despite failing massively. A lot, I guess.
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    Moderate centrist.
    >>Are you employed?
    I'm self-employed.
    >>What's your income like for your country?
    Above average.
    >>What's your savings like?
    Minimal.
    >>What continent are you from?
    European.
    >>What race are you?
    White European.
    >>Do you workout?
    No, but I will eventually.
    >>BMI? (optional)
    I have no clue. I'm extremely lean and easily gain muscle.
    >>How old are you
    30.
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    8-9. Can fall to 7 on bad days.
    >>Gender?
    Male.
    >>Sexuality?
    Heterosexual.
    >>Height?
    173cm.
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    4 years.
    >>How was the survey?
    It's shit, but you're lucky I was bored enough to answer it while sitting on the shitter.
    >>
    >>85864840
    >>85866599 (me)
    I was a bit rude at the end, apologies. The survey was alright and I thought it would be something worse than that. But it would definitely be shit if you didn't post the questions here.
    >>
    >>85864793
    why should i? whats the point? im not giving you information about me just because you want it
    >>
    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    Yes.
    >>Have you had sex?
    No.
    >>How many times?
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    None.
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    8.
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    No.
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    None.
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes but only if I wasn't retarded.
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    7.
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    7.
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    Yes.
    >>How happy are you right now?
    Fine.
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    Very little.
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    Leftist but I also like being edgy and offensive.
    >>Are you employed?
    No. I'm a NEET living off my parents.
    >>What's your income like for your country?
    >>What's your savings like?
    >>What continent are you from?
    Australia.
    >>What race are you?
    White.
    >>Do you workout?
    No.
    >>BMI? (optional)
    Idk, a bit chubby.
    >>How old are you
    20.
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    6.
    >>Gender?
    Man.
    >>Sexuality?
    Straight although I do like cute trannies and femboys.
    >>Height?
    6'1''
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    Since October 2023
    >>How was the survey?]
    Alright.
    >>
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    >>85866550
    Robotbros, what happened to gatekeeping normalfaggots?
    >>
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    >>85866764
    >thinking /r9k/ was always incel board
    I've been lurking 4chan for like 20 years. /r9k/ was made for original content because /b/ was spammed with greentext copypastas, hence why robot checking duplicate posts. People thought it's fun to catch people on old pastas so they made /b/ almost unusable at times with it. Basically it was attempt at forcing people to actually come up with new greentexts instead of reusing same ones over 9000 times. This led to people posting greentexts mostly about their experiences and feels. And what was the most common feel for 4chan dwellers? tfwnogf feel. That's how wojack came to be and later on adoption of pepe since original was some shitty pic of frog saying 'feels good' or something. And with years of being alone people simply turn bitter. That's how /r9k/ is what it is today: torn between anons shitting on women and simping for them because they are still lonely after all. desu this board is the closest to old /b/ before /b/ was turned into porndump, though not as random.
    >>
    >>85864840
    >want
    No.
    >have had / how many
    Yes, with two people. I'd estimate over 500 times. Could be more like 750.
    >friends
    None, zero.
    >family closeness
    2.
    >long term
    Probably never.
    ># of romances
    Two.
    >want romance
    No.
    >too high bodycount
    Idk, I'd start being concerned around four or five.
    >feel about women
    3, I'm basically a misogynist unfortunately
    >about men
    4 I guess
    >mental illness
    I hate branding traits. I would never admit to this.
    >happy
    No, not at all.
    >hope
    Less than none. I believe it's only gonna get worse.
    >politics
    I'm not politically active. In theory, I'm anti-tech.
    >employment
    No.
    >income
    I don't have an income.
    >savings
    I don't have any money left.
    >continent
    Europe.
    >race
    Scandinavian.
    >work out
    Barely
    >bmi
    20.5
    >age
    Mid-to-late twenties.
    >looks
    I say 3 or 4, strangers say over 6. Guess that means 5.
    >sex
    Male.
    >sexuality
    Straight.
    >height
    Six foot.
    >newfag
    Twelve years or so since I came here.
    >survey
    Many short trivial questions, could have asked in a normal sentence format to make it much easier and more natural to both read and write.

    I don't distrust google forms, I just don't want to bother with them.
    >>
    >>85866859
    I only just now realized you were entering everyone's answers into the google thing yourself. I apologize for the tedium, if you haven't stopped by now.
    >>
    >>85864793
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    Yes
    >Have you had sex?
    No, never.
    >How many times?
    Never
    >How many Friends do you have?
    0
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    6
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    No
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    0
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    I don't care.
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    4
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    7
    >Are you mentally ill?
    Yes
    >How happy are you right now?
    Not happy
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    None
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    I don't vote
    >Are you employed?
    Yes
    >What's your income like for your country?
    Minimum wage
    >What's your savings like?
    No savings
    >What continent are you from?
    North America
    >What race are you?
    White/Caucasian
    >Do you workout?
    Occasionally
    >BMI? (optional)
    20
    >How old are you
    20
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    6-7
    >Gender?
    M
    >Sexuality?
    Bi
    >Height?
    5'8
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    6 years
    >How was the survey?
    Meh
    >>
    >>85864840
    >>Do you want to have sex?
    Yes
    >>Have you had sex?
    Yes
    >>How many times?
    Four times
    >>How many Friends do you have?
    No permanent ones
    >>How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    7
    >>Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    No
    >>How many romantic relationships have you had?
    None
    >>Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Yes
    >>What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    Depends
    >>How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    1
    >>How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    1
    >>Are you mentally ill?
    No
    >>How happy are you right now?
    Not at all
    >>How much hope do you have for your future?
    None
    >>Where do you fall in politics?
    I don't care
    >>Are you employed?
    Yes
    >>What's your income like for your country?
    Middle class
    >>What's your savings like?
    $1M in savings
    >>What continent are you from?
    Europe
    >>What race are you?
    Caucasian
    >>Do you workout?
    Yes
    >>BMI? (optional)
    Healthy weight
    >>How old are you
    28
    >>Rate your looks 1-10
    1
    >>Gender?
    Male
    >>Sexuality?
    Straight
    >>Height?
    6'3"
    >>How long have you been on 4chan?
    13 years
    >>How was the survey?
    Shit
    >>
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    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    Probably like 70% of the time
    >Have you had sex?
    Yes
    >How many times?
    A lot of times? Mostly within committed relationships. Sometimes with people I've met from here or other online spaces
    >How many Friends do you have?
    Maybe 5 good friends. I know a lot of people in my area from work.
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    like 5 I'm kind of closed off but we get on well enough. I don't hide things but I don't really share a ton either.
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    Probably
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    5?
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    I think so
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband?
    More than 15 or so, probably. It's an annoying metric, desu
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    7, some are ok, a lot are annoying. I do want to put my face on them, though.
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    7, some are fine, some are feral. I want to put my face on less men.
    >Are you mentally ill?
    A little, probably. ADHD/Autism/Depression. Possible avoidant personality disorder.
    >How happy are you right now
    5/10 maybe. Work and irl sucks right now.
    >How much hope do you have for your future
    Not a ton. Just gotta keep my eye out for opportunities.
    >Where do you fall in politics
    Centre left, probably. I mostly just want to be left alone by government.
    >Are you employed
    Yes
    >What's your income like for your country
    Slightly below average
    >What's your savings like
    Better than most people my age, but unimpressive.
    >What continent are you from
    EU
    >What race are you
    White
    >Do you workout
    I do some weight sessions at home and I walk maybe 8 miles a day average because of work.
    >BMI
    27. Still shedding excess weight from before I started this job.
    >How old are you
    32
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    Probably like a 6
    >Gender
    Male
    >Sexuality
    Biscum
    >Height?
    5'8''/171cm
    >How long have you been on 4chan
    At least 10 years. Too long
    >How was the survey
    6/10
    >>
    >>85864840
    yea op nobody wants to click a google forms link on a lithuanian basket weaving forum, soz

    >Do you want to have sex
    yea
    >Have you had sex
    nope
    >How many Friends do you have
    irl, zero. online, idk, ~25
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family
    i'm no contact with my dad, live with my mom, love my sister but she's in another time zone
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship
    idk. maybe, maybe not.
    >How many romantic relationships have you had
    one
    >Do you want a romantic relationship
    yea
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband
    i dont really care about number, i care about behavior. a talentless womanizer with 2 bodies is worse than an unlucky romantic with 6.
    >How do you feel about women overall
    overall, 6, if i'm cherrypicking my best experiences (excluding my sister), 8
    >How do you feel about men overall
    overall, 3, if i'm cherrypicking my best experiences, 10
    >How happy are you right now
    bout 4/10
    >Do you have hope for your future
    yea, baselessly clinging to an idealized future that will never come true
    >Where do you fall in politics
    everyone heavy into politics is stuck in a reactionary ouroboros i have no interest in joining
    >Are you employed
    part time
    >What's your income like for your country
    idk. i'm american.
    >What's your savings
    i have none.
    >What continent are you from
    north america
    >race
    white descended from mountain folk and gypsies
    >Do you workout
    i bike everywhere
    >BMI?
    calculator says 21.8
    >How old are you
    24
    >Rate your looks
    uh. 8/10 eyes and nose, 3/10 mouth and jaw, 5/10 chest and shoulders, 9/10 waist and hips, 4/10 butt, 6/10 legs? how that adds up is subjective i think.
    >Gender
    foidberg
    >Sexuality
    i don't know. i don't get crushes consistently enough to tell and i don't really know where friend feelings end and intimate feelings begin.
    >Height
    5'6"
    >How long have you been on 4chan
    six years. i'm a filthy covid tourist. sue me.
    >How was the survey
    good outlet for my narc streak
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    yes
    >Have you had sex?
    no
    >How many times?
    none
    >How many Friends do you have?
    two
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    5, we just don't talk much
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    i'm hoping for it
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    like 3
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    yes
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    higher than 5 i'd be spooked
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    6
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    6
    >Are you mentally ill?
    maybe (undiagnosed)
    >How happy are you right now?
    i'm ok
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    el hopaness romtic
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    center, leaning slightly right
    >Are you employed?
    yes
    >What's your income like for your country?
    6x min wage (liquid)
    >What's your savings like?
    i don't know but prob good, i don't check them
    >What continent are you from?
    south america
    >What race are you?
    pale
    >Do you workout?
    a bit
    >BMI? (optional)
    overweight
    >How old are you
    30
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    6 maybe, on a good day
    >Gender?
    dude
    >Sexuality?
    straight as a pole
    >Height?
    5'11
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    like 12 years now
    >How was the survey?
    interesting

    hf, feds
    >>
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    >>85864810
    >Do you want to have sex?
    yes
    >Have you had sex?
    maybe, non-penetrative
    >How many times?
    5-6 with the same person
    >How many Friends do you have?
    2-3 depends
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    7
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    Yes
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    Official (serious) relationships none, but i had situationships with 3 women and a fuckbuddy
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    maybe
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband? (skip if you don't want one)
    5 max
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    4
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    8
    >Are you mentally ill?
    i have autism, ADHD and OCD
    >How happy are you right now?
    6
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    quite, 8-9
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    right, conservative, but not a straight up nazi (though i do not condemnt It)
    >Are you employed?
    no. i have two interviews this week
    >What's your income like for your country?
    not working, but alright, low-middle class
    >What's your savings like?
    0
    >What continent are you from?
    i rather not to say it
    >What race are you?
    aryan
    >Do you workout?
    i used to, i want to get back to the gym
    >BMI? (optional)
    idk
    >How old are you
    24
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    6
    >Gender?
    male, but i am a bit of a repper
    >Sexuality?
    bisexual
    >Height?
    6'0
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    9 years
    >How was the survey?
    kill yourself you wicked faggot
    >>
    ehehehe, i love dataminers :3
    >>
    >>85864793
    i'll tell ya, i'd answer your survey if my email wasn't attached to it. so i'll pass.
    >>
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    >>85864844
    >>85867028
    LITHUANIA MENTIONED www
    >>
    Not entering anymore fucking surveys, either click the link or don't. It takes too long to do it for you retards
    >>
    Honestly wasn't expecting this
    >>
    ! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE MARIN !
    >>
    >>85867947
    if you didnt use google i woulda
    >>
    >>85868019
    But apparently incels are exclusively far right. That's what reddit told me, at least
    >>
    what the survey missed is penis size xD
    >>
    >>85868019
    I will always vote left because they give me neetbux
    >>
    >>85868019
    >/r9k/ is to the left of most countries
    >>
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    >>85864793
    That was a fun survey, interesting results. Good job.
    Cool to see that the virginity hardliners are a smaller group than would seem. Definitely was expecting more female & trans, though I can't say I was surprised. Interesting that euros outnumber americans, probably because /britfeel/
    >>
    >>85864840
    >what race are you
    Latino
    Brown
    Mutt
    I'm latino. Does that not imply all 3? Like, what?
    >>
    >>85868892
    >Does that not imply all 3?
    Yes, we are all pokemons in latin america
    >>
    >>85864793
    Filled it out never seen this anime tho so it was pretty boring
    >>
    >>85864840
    >Do you want to have sex?
    Sometimes
    >Have you had sex?
    No
    >How many Friends do you have?
    20+
    >How Close are you with your immediate Family? 1-10
    8
    >Think you'll ever get into a long term relationship / marriage?
    No
    >How many romantic relationships have you had?
    0
    >Do you want a romantic relationship?
    Sometimes
    >What is too high a bodycount for your future wife / husband
    eh, I dunno. A woman with too many partners is probably not going to be a personality fit for me, but I have no idea what that number is
    >How do you feel about women overall? 1-10
    4
    >How do you feel about men overall? 1-10
    4
    >Are you mentally ill?
    I'm sure some quack would diagnose me with something
    >How happy are you right now?
    7
    >How much hope do you have for your future?
    My life keeps getting better so yeah
    >Where do you fall in politics?
    politics is for conmen and suckers
    >Are you employed?
    Yeah
    >What's your income like for your country?
    Top 5%
    >What's your savings like?
    breddy gud
    >What continent are you from?
    NA
    >What race are you?
    whitey
    >Do you workout?
    Yeah
    >BMI
    25
    >How old are you
    50
    >Rate your looks 1-10
    4
    >Gender?
    M
    >Sexuality?
    Str8
    >Height?
    178cm
    >How long have you been on 4chan?
    since that faggot m00t (rip) posted about it in ADTRW, so 23 years
    >How was the survey?
    was ok, questions like 1,5,7,8 should have been on a scale
    >>
    >>85869391
    wtf r u doing on here 50 years old XD
    >>
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    >>85869430
    escape is impossible
    >>
    >>85869430
    A fat 50 year old at that. Your heart's gotta be cooked.
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