>>85864500
She aint a lady unless she is 280

That is my motto. Also needs to be willing to buy me food and have no children

>>85864500
>short hair ideally, though exceptions can be made for cute hairstyles/natural hair
>slightly curvy or curvy ideally
>bucks societal trends or beauty standards
>cooks nice food
>shy/modest, kind to others regardless of benefit to her
>brown or black ideally
>minimal bpd
>introverted, neuro atypical, maybe autistic
>is willing to exercise/sweat, grow out her armpit hair and refrain from using deodorant and/or showering too often to cultivate her natural scent
>keeps feet cute
>has kinks/fetishes (doesn't matter what, just that she is a sexual being with unique interests that turn her on)

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>thats about it, what about you anons

Objective fairness
>my level of fertility
>my BMI
>in my standard deviation of height
>in my standard deviation of IQ
>my racial heritage
>my hair color and eye color
>my bodycount
>my amounts of piercings and tattoos
>has the same parental relationship status

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>>85864500
>virgin
>loyal to death
>in shape
>pale
>no ink stains/piercings
>similar views/interests/standards
>never smoked/vaped/did drugs
You'd think they wouldn't be that hard to meet, but so far, 22 women have failed.

i already had a girlfriend
do you think i am some kind of blueberry

>>85864560
I've had several but I still made the thread

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>>85865164

>biological chromosomal girl
>virgin
>cute
>adores me
>likes me for who i am

>>85864500
>biological female
>is alive

>>85864500
Loves me
I enjoy spending time with her
I enjoy having sex with her

>>85864603
>>85864608
>>85865160
Jesus, lower your standards, boys

>>85865164
so basically standards = large chance to find what you want