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How would you deal with having a wife like this?
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>>85864091
They already exist and they're the kind that will make you pasta every day in a little box while you're drowning in debt and working yourself to the bone at the factory
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Get her to eat healthier, cut back on the junk food, prepare some low sugar desserts for her, and get her back into a consistent training routine. She seems to have been neglecting it lately.
The bare minimum for a woman who gave me her virginity.
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i dont know, id probably be a mix of upset and relieved
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my stay at home wife is like this but she's trans
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i would buy her different blankets to wear
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>>85864101
lol thats called being a wagecuck on your end, ggs tho most of us will go into one or two lives like that
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She hasn't worn clothes in over a year. At this point she's just completely ruined. Clothes will feel unbearable on her body, like they're made of cacti. She has been turned into a permanent hikkiwife.
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>>85864091
Divorce. She is fat.
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>>85864119
>but she's trans
Based
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>>85864203
Fat women are more valuable. They can use stored calories to make milk and the calories they store come from excess food which is a form of wealth. Stop being clueless
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>>85864091
I mean, a nudist hikkiwife is kinda ideal, I wish she'd work out her body more, if only so she can get sweaty and smelly
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>>85864091
id deal by trying to make her tits get even bigger by secretly feeding her supplements and what not.
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imma bout to nut
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uhhh buy her new clothes at an XXL shop or online.

Go on 15 minutes with her outside, then 30 mins, then mutiple times a day.

Play board games with her.

Eat her out.
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>>85864469
Why does fat lady pussy smell so good bros
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>>85864469
*walks with her
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>>85864091
id put her on a diet of my cum and water for the foreseeable future
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>>85864396
so... fat women are only valuable as hucows? count me in!!!
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>>85864540
Let us imagine that you were a pirate, colonialist, or a survivor in a doomsday scenario. What would be more valuable than a gigantic fat woman? She provided warmth, strength, and nutrition. It is simple biology
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>>85864091
If she is gonna be my lazy housepet then she better get fat as fuck and be free use.
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>>85864091
>wife no longer feels the cold
>get to keep the house temperature low for my own comfort and save money
Outstanding. I'll buy you more cak
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her when she realizes i love her
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>>85864954
Fat girls hate the cold.
The body burns energy to generate heat, fat girls dont do this.
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>>85864091
>haven't worn clothes in over a year
perfect woman if she wasn't fat
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>>85864988
I can confirm thin girls are allergic to anything but roasting hot, so fat girls can't be any worse, surely
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>>85864471
Sweat carries pheremones.
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>>85865013
This. I'd get her into nude yoga at home.
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