You are locked in a Target overnight with this woman>What do?
>>85864023Not sleep because I don't know her and maybe she's a murderer
>>85864023Gaslight her into thinking she was the one who locked us in there. Fart audibly then convince her she did that too.
>>85864035Yeah but a hot murderer
>>85864023Nothing I'm just going to head over to the video game section and patiently wait to go home and hang out with my AI girlfriend
>>85864051Okay but what if she follows you and passes you and her booboes brush against your arm what then
>>85864055I'm offering a fake apology to avoid being taken into police custody
>>85864041I don't go around hoping hot strangers would kill me
>>85864065I mean she might not kill you
>>85864023Use my phone to call security so they can let me out of the Target and I can go home.
>>85864023Nothing. Move out of sight and browse the internet on my phone until I can leave.
>>85864023I dunno, nothing?
