Have you ever had a naked day?
>>85863646What is a naked day? Is it a day where you are entirely naked?
>>85863671no it is a day where you are entirely nude
>>85864082Why is he simping. If the foid wants to get pepper sprayed or beanbagged, let her. How dare you take that from her.
There have been many days I have spent nude. None where I left my house, though.
i spent most of yesterday naked because i got food poisoning and the diarrhea was so bad i soiled 3 pairs of shorts
>>85863646I fucking hate being nude so no.
>>85863646i used to occasionally lol
>>85864233>Pepper sprayed coochie and anus That has to be some fetish
>>85863646Why do western women insist on doing all of this nudist activism? They just to accustomed to jeets and perverted grandpas recording them?
>>85865033>perverted grandpasMy wife and I are in our late 40's and she and I team fuck girls. 95% of the girls we fuck are between 18 and 24. Are we perverts? Sure. But the girls your age get dripping wet at the prospect of being the fuck-meat in a married couple sandwich for my wife and I. If you're not seeing that side of the girls your age, then I've got some bad news for you, anon...
>>85863646That's what we call a slam pig. might have been hot and skinny one day, but at her current heft she's too fat to be hot as a blonde girl. In her desperation, she will do anything for sexual attention.
>>85863646Ew look at those saggy cowtits
>>85865047me when i larp larp sahur being a kinky pervert reddit couple that's so heckin awesome bro
>>85865047Your fake gangbangs don't answer my question, grandpa.>>85865096I Kek'd
>>85865070Well bless her nude heart, because we love that for her
>>85865129>>85865096Anon, my wife and I get more pussy as a team than you will in your entire life. And this is because we're not autistic faggots like you.
>>85865165what's crazy is that even if your story is true, the only thing you're doing here is telling everyone that you aren't sexually satisfied by your wife and need other people to fill that void. But you aren't even aware of that, you just think someone would be mad about not getting pussy instead of them feeling second hand embarrassment from the self-described state of your marriage. bazinga
>>85865165early dementia RAPES hard
>>85865227Anon, my wife is great. She loves pussy as much as me. But you'll never have to worry about any of this given how repulsive you are to women in general. Never forget, however, that if a woman ever does settle for you, she's fucked a mile of dick. And she has probably fucked married couples like my wife and I, old enough to be her parents, before she decided to settle for you. In fact, the last regular girl we had broke it off to get married. She invited us to her her wedding lol.
>>85865244Stop shitting up my exhibitionist thread with your cuck fetish man
I want to go to a nude beach or hang out nude in the woods some day. Not for perverted reasons. It's just nice to be naked in nature. I skinnydipped as a teenager.
