3AM>Browsing YLYL threads on /b/>Laugh so hard I shit myself>Whoops, special baby needs a new diapey>"MAAAAAMAAAAAA">Hear frantic footsteps running down the hall>Mama opens the door winded. She can't forget what happened last time.>"Baby boy made a messy messy">Lay down on the bed with my feet up in the air>She's changing my diapey>Wait. What's that feeling?>Those aren't wet wipes...>Oh my God...>She's using fucking TOILET PAPER>Kick her in the face>"YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHAT IS THIS SANDPAPER SHIT? IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPECIAL BABY? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!">By this point she's shrunken in fear>"I-I'm sorry anon b-but I forgot to get the w-wet wipes when I was out getting your t-tendies">"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE">Go on a full blown rampage>Roll down the hall spewing rancid diarrhea>Knock over Gramma's ashes>Knock over the wine rack>Roll onto Mama and crack her femur>"TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES AND WIPEY WIPES">Take a deep breath>"NOWWWWWWWWWWW">Limps out to the car>Rushes out to go to the store>Go back to browsing the 'Chon>15 minutes later she's back with the wet wipes and 4 boxes of tendies>The nearest store is 20 minutes away>"A-anon I have the wipeys you wanted">"TENDIES NOW REEEEE!">Makes me three whole trays of tendies>Gives me wipey wipes and makes me a special bubble bathShe hasn't looked at me in the eyes since. That's what she gets for neglect.
>>85862302I love sucking dick and worshipping Satan every day
