this weekend, men will be breaking in prime pussy while you'll be indoors staring at a screen
I've had sex more times on Halloween than every other night combined. I'm feeling hopeful.
>Normgroids will be too busy having sex to use the internet>Can download (stuff) at 500 MB/minute>Foids, normie males, Chads will overdose on all kinds of drugs, choke on their own vomit, and die>No foids will be posting here (same as any other day)This is bad because?
>>85862014cumming inside tight, wet pussy matters more than your little computer time
>>85862014>no foidsi will be posting here. ive never even been invited to a halloween party. sorry.
>>85861936>>85862046>>85861946Dear god humans are more obsessed with sex than any other animal on this planet. Do you care about anything but sex and pussy? Do you have souls?
>>85862053All foids love Halloween, it's a law of nature
>>85862116>more obsessed with sex than any other animal on this planetbait used to be believablealso, souls aren't real, Christcuck
>>85862053>i will be posting hereSorry, he meant the kind of foid that doesn't have a penis
>>85862155>souls aren't realOf course they are, and every time you fuck a new person you lose a bit of your soul until it's completely corrupted. That's what "1000 cock stare is", your soul is gone forever and there's nothing left.
>>85861936Speak for yourself, Anon. I'm working on a few leads.
>>85862186it's kinda weird how nobody has made a new one of these since like 2015. you'd think we'd have some more OC about it
I had forgotten about Halloween
>>85861936I had sex with my girlfriend like three hours agoShe's going as bride of frankenstein so I'm going as Chris Hansen
>>85862586why are you on this board if you have a "girl"friend
>>85861936you think I envy them? lmao, pathetic shallow people.
>>85861936prime? like 18 year olds? If not, then it's not "prime". I don't need Halloween to talk to teenagers, I do that quite often outside of Halloween.
>>85861936after this weekend, how many men and women are going to have their first std?
Bro the girls getting their roast beef smashed at halloween parties are already 2+ digit cock count
>>85863509girls of all ages attend, and every year brings a new batch of pussy to break in. that's all i'll say
>>85861936Who is the girl in this very picture
Had a big Halloween/House warming party at my house tonightFirst time Ive had my friends and family over since we moved in
>>85861936I couldnt give a shit about western degeneracy. Im not a goy
>>85862321Irl trannys are 0.25% of the population, you've been psyopped whilst elon musk steals all the money
>>85862046Does it though? Think about it.
>>85861936I am way past envying the promiscuity of normalfag.A day where I don't have to work and I am able to play vidya, watch stupid horror movies and masturbate to whatever I want, while being comfortable at home, it's already good for me.Would it be better if I also had a partner? Yes, but that never was in the cards for someone like me.
freshman, invited to my first halloween party everwish me luckki hope i am one of those men this year
>>85861936>I'll be comfy at home with things I enjoy while simps are out doing the humiliation ritual for blown out pussySounds gud to me
