This is what resultsGo on date with fat chickWe go on a date. We have a conversation and 3 drinks. She never gives any inkling that we're having a bad time. We walk to our cars and I say goodbye. Make a comment that you need to ask consent for everything nowSo I ask for consent to everything even putting my arm around herLiterally ask consent to make out with herShe says she felt pressured because I made a comment about needing to ask consent for everything.Not that I physically pressured her or anything to that effect. Just supposedly that she was pressured by that comment.It is absolutely hell to be a man in 2026.
>>85860366In Islam you only need the father's consent.
>>85860366These women are insane, useless, and hopeless. If she can't control her weight than how can you expect her to control anything else. Men develop PTSD from getting their limbs blown off in war. This weak fat bitch got trauma from a kiss? Give me a break.She is culpable for her retardation. But her simp father also raised a weak ass bitch.
>>85860366tell her the only things that were being pressured were her internal organs
>>85860366>Get invited on a Tinder date>She insists I come and says I will enjoy it a lot ;)>I drive 20 minutes>She texts me, "oh btw my daughter will be there.">WTF>I get to the park>Help her daughter feed the turtles, she's kind of cool.>We sit on a bench while her daughter plays.>"Hey, can you watch my daughter for a minute?">She leaves for a fucking hour.>Desperately want to leave but idk where this girl's mother is.>She finally shows up and I run away
>>85860366>trauma processing listwomen are not okay
>>85860366>This is what results>Go on date>Date with woman in 2026you are just inviting torture
>tfw forgot to green text
>>85860632 When she got home I texted her to see if she got home okay and then she sent me a pic of herself. It's literally bizarre.
>>85860366My experience has been slightly different>Get tinder, go on a date with a bookworm type of girl, bit fat though>She shows up to our first date with a container of brownies she'd baked for me. Think our first date went well, go in for the kiss, she stops me. "Anon, I've never kissed anyone before, can we take it slow">Kiss on the third date>By the 5th date she's sucking my dick, rimming my ass and begging me to choke her out>Still don't fuck her properly until 2 dates later.And that's where we're at now. We've fucked a couple of times and, damn, for a girl who bled the first time we fucked and appeared genuinely inexperienced with kissing, she likes it rough. I can only assume she's been reading a lot of online smut.I wish she'd lose weight though
>>85860444I'd just take her daughter to the police station and explain her mother abandoned her
>>85861048Or to be safer, just call the police. Don't want a kidnapping charge. My police station is next to the park is why that came to mind first
>>85861036This makes me seethe for some reason, even though there's no chance I'll ever encounter either of you and it's as if we don't exist to each other beyond this board. Rimming before sex though. Damn, that's some guy's future wife
>>85860366rofl at the recieved and read "damn you're insane" OP, block and remove all dating apps my boy.Move on from the batshit women on those platforms.
>>85860444you should have actually reported her to CPS.She had zero clue if you were a serial killer or something.
>>85861071It's nobodys future wife.A woman who does that shit will never admit it to a man she wants to marry.She's only using him to experiment.
>>85861036She sounds like a freak who knows how to develop a healthy relationship. Congrats.>>85861048>>85861054I was about to do that before she showed back up. I was worried I'd end up there all night waiting for the cops to show.>>85861083Not a bad idea in retrospect.
>>85861071>Rimming before sex thoughThat was partly on me. I might've been able to take things all the way then but I was still seeing my ex at the time and I didn't want to take this girl's v-card when I didn't know if I was committed to seeing her long-term.
>>85861102>virginShe'll be accusing you of shit or become extremely needy and clingy when you get sick of her.
>>85861102Please rate yourself on a scale from 1-10Are you funny, handsome, rich, skilled, lucky? How does one obtain this power?
>>85860366BPD is a hell of a thing.
>>85860366I tried Tinder once and all the girls wore too much makeup and looked the same. I swiped right on a few women, got one match, and then never looked at it again because I felt stupid. If you do the math it takes like 1000 matches to even get one date as a guy. And how many of those dates turn into sex or a relationship? It seems like a scam.
>>85860444How old was her daughter? Anything above 14 must have been awkward.
>>85861158kek she was around six. Not old enough to be left unattended at a park.
>>85861155Tinder works if you're attractive enough to get more right swipes on you than left swipes. You'll be pushed up the algorithm while the others get hidden only to be the static women have to push through if they're not premium if at all. Paying for premium to be seen is the only way to escape this pit and you won't be guaranteed a date and your poor ranking will still limit who sees you to a degree. Used to be a free platform without these gimmicks
>>85861201>attractive enough to get more right swipes on you than left swipesThis is literally impossible for men. They've done experiments.
>>85861095>It's nobodys future wife.>A woman who does that shit will never admit it to a man she wants to marry.>She's only using him to experiment.Ehh, she spent a lot of time asking me how serious I was about the relationship, whether I wanted to be with her forever, etc. She's made me promise that I'm not just using her for sex and I'm not going to leave once she's fallen for me. No, I think a bigger concern is that she's got all these ideas about what she thinks she'll enjoy based on smutty fanfic or literotica but the reality won't live up to expectations and we'll have to break up because she turns all vanilla.>>85861110Maybe. I'm not planning a pump and dump here. I'm 31, I'm starting to think about marriage and shit.Still, I'm fucked if she does make a false accusation. Her dad is a judge and a multimillionaire to boot, two of her brothers are law enforcement.>>85861121Lucky probably. Can't be that many virgins on tinder, especially not one's whose search preferences go past 30.I don't know how to rate myself. Sometimes I think I look like a 3/10 frog with a recessed jaw and puffy cheeks. Sometimes I think I look alright. I've had a few gf's tell me I look like a nerd and one supposed "lesbian" I hooked up with told me that I'm "the sort of guy lesbians will go for, good-looking but not like intimidating or threatening. The posh accent helps too", found that kinda offensive but whatever, she swallowed my cum.I'm socially awkward, introverted and talking to people often feels awkward or like a lot of effort. I've been assessed for autism and was told "it's borderline, you you meet some of the criteria but overall your IQ is high enough that you're able to use that to compensate and I don't think there's any value in labelling you with the diagnosis".I'm tall, work a high-status job and have a number of hobbies that make me seem interesting/cool.
>>85860366>i be on tinder and bumble for 1 year swiping modestly , not everyone just people who might be a good fit for me. >get some matches , but zero conversations. NONE at all , my time and effort all for nothingSo after i rank up and unlock the ability to chatting to someone this is what i have to look forward to? I have more interaction with cashiers at the supermarket each and every week. Id get even more interaction popping molly and going out on a friday night. >trauma processing list You dodged a bullet without even trying. Stay away from these kinds of people , they are no different then the incel extremists (whom i sympathies with at least on some levels)
where do you even find fat women online in my area on the apps all the women are 7/10s who go to the gym and take care of themselves
>>85860366That's just how women are nowadays. And it's not just dating apps. Three years ago I got led on, lied to, and fucked over by a woman I had known 15 years and have mutual friends with.
>>85861036>Hey guys read my humblebrag fanfiction where I pretend I had a virgin sucking my cock and rimming me after after a few dates!cool larp, fag
>>85860366why do so many bitches have therapists these days
>>85860366Tinder is dumb shit>I'm just looking for my person ;)>"Has 3 kids"Your "person" was whoever you left treat you like a cumdumpster for years, ffs. So fucking tiring seeing worn out single mothers act like they're still in their searching phase
>>85862233Hey, it's true. And yet I'm still fucking hung up on my ex.I've got scratches on my back from the girl I'm seeing now and I spent all of this morning moping about the apartment listening to a playlist my ex made for me. It's over, she's blocked me on everything, I'm seeing someone else and I still feel like stepping off the balcony or driving over to her apartment and hammering on the buzzer until she talks to me or calls the police.The fuck is wrong with me?
>>85862241you need special training to agree with dumb bitches on the type of shit they get up to these days
>>85862913Just be a woman. Most of the shrinks are.
>>85860444She didn't answer texts or nothing? Wtf
>>85861036Shut your mouth. Your experience as a sex haver is insignificant.
>>85863014she was getting fucked by chad
>be me>get tinder>swipe at least 1000 women>get 0 matches w/boost>uninstall tinder
>>85863014I think the onus was on her. She likely nodded off in the bathroom doing drugs.
>>85861214Yeah even artificially optimized ultra chads don't stand a chance. Here's a blackpill for you>women only want to fuck the top 1% of menTake a mid size city of 1 million total pop. Half male, half female. We'll take half off again to say "men within suitable age range">250k men remainingLet's say 20% of those are on dating apps, excludes the devoutly married and whatever else. I made that number up but it sounds good - could be worse than this, it's possible a majority of good looking young guys are at least on the apps to some degree and 20% is way undercounting.>50k men remainingNow we can cut 99% of that off and leave the girls with their top 1%>500 men remainingEven your absolutely biggest giga whores will rarely get past about 200 men in their entire lifetime. They can arbitrary reject even top 1% men (actually more like top 0.02% men in absolute terms, per the above calculations) and have more chads to work through just in their local midwestern town than they will ever need in their life. And that's before rolling in "travel" and moving to different cities for college and so on that expand their total effective multi-year chad exposure pool.
>>85861036yep, she watches a lot of porn/consumes shut. Took virginity of one like it. Skinny tho.
>>85860366im guessing this is fake but its not ok to write something like that even if you had a bad time
>>85860475If women don't have problems, they will make them up. It's beneficial evolutionarily, but not in any modern day setting (or in matriarchy). That's why patriarchy outgrew any and all matriarchal societies in the past. The broad in OP's post is her own victim.
>>85860366Fat women are chad only and you probably did not realize that. Classic mistake. How fat are we talking?
>>85860366if she feels pressured by words, she shouldn't be in control of her own actions because her decisions clearly can't be trusted im so annoyed everytime women admit to disingenuously consenting, thats something that can really do mental damage to both parties involved, especially if the man learns of this later
Foid hereLast time i downloaded a dating app i panicked and uninstalled it but this is roughly how it went>Got insane amount of matches the morning after>Going through them trying to respond to men>Tons of men just leading with sex stuff>A surprising amount of men saying theyre poly>Have a good convo with one guy but hes from another country and leaving in two days so i say no thank you. >Send a couple of messages to another guy he says "wow ive never had a conversation with a woman on here before heres my number">Oh>Yap a bit more to a couple of guys, one ended up living states away and just visiting too. Thats kind of it I gave one a bit more of a chance because the conversation was good at first but he started acting weird and I gave up and uninstalled
>>85861158Imagine the sexual tension.
>>85860366I know this is a larp but ur also deranged. Lmao
>>85861036>I wish she'd lose weight thoughYou're in luck because now you can just take a pill for that. Roofie that bitch with some Wegovy lmaoSeriously though, there's no reason for anyone to be obese anymore. Science has solved it now. It's getting even better with the newer peptides.
>>85860366To be honest that comment does sound very passive aggressive and expecting her to say yes but this post is probably fake.
why do moids love the concept of forcing themselves on people so much, you sound upset you couldn't
>Be manlet>Match with only fat chicks or trannies on tender, figure fuck it, dip in the blubber>Get to a park >god damn, about 6', looks like she ate the last guy>Have no clue what I'm doing there>We walk around talking, I try to make small talk, she gives short responses>Find a bench and she starts talking about random dudes>Ok, bye>Have to drive her home>She gives me the pity text later
>>85864524If you got an insane amount of matches that means you swiped right on too many guys. The only way it works for women is if they use it more patiently and can invest time in a smaller number of profiles which are more information rich. But swiping as a feature is just terrible for this. Men don't read your profile because if they go through and only swiped the girls they really liked and thought were interesting they would not get a single match. And that's why Tinder and Bumble were not ever going to be the places you find your long term relationship on.
>>85865176Why do foids always insist a guy makes the first moveWhy is a foids way of "flirting" just smiling and making eye contact
>>85860366I gave up on dating apps. Tried them on and off for 6 years and the only date I got was an autistic older woman with arthritis who I never even kissed because I was not feeling the attraction.If I meet somebody it's going to be organically, otherwise I'm going to spend my life with my pet (human) and be single forever.
>>85860366the mistake was dating an insane bitchthat's most women now so i recommend opting out entirely.this shit is not going to get better. pandoras box is open.
>>85860392i don't like them because they're repulsive.
You have better odds of finding true love on craigslist than any dating app in existence. They were built on purpose to keep people desperate and alone.
