is austrailia the best country for neets
>>85860239i want to move there, i wish i was born there. canada sucks
>>85860257isn't australia just a warm canada with freak animals? I don't think it's going to be any better bro
>>85860378i hate the cold most of all. i wish it was summer year round
>>85860403i hope you get there anon, you seem like a good one
>>85860413thank you anon i like angela white too australia seems like a great place
>>85860413Forgot to mention I am Chinese Canadian
>>85860239Unironically it's certainly up there, like majority of people are on free gibs through centerlink and a fair amount just spend it on drugs every two weeks. You have to report or whatever but that's basic and easy, I believe $600 roughly for job seeker a fortnight and $1,250 every fortnight for DSP. Additionally you get rent assist etc. The biggest bullshit about this country is the cigarette prices legit we are one if not are the highest cost for smokes because it gets taxed to shit, like $45 for 20 cigs
>>85860239why would you need a country can't you just talk to your father's cock
>>85860257at least you have a legal suicide assistance program
>>85860432angela is the goat
>>85860472I found a shop online that sells 200 cigarettes for $132, which is $13.2 per packet, three times as cheap as the cigs you can buy legally. Sadly they're out of stock at the moment, I'll be ordering another box when they have more.https://mycigsaustralia.com/product/manchester-royal-red-10-pack/
>>85860239Australian culture is extremely extroverted, built around sports, drinking, and other traditionally masculine hobbies. Being a NEET otaku is hard.
>>85860777Thx, I was buying them for $60 a box which contained 100 cigs, this was irl semi illegitimate bikie run stores mind you in the suburbs. They pretty much all got shut down which is fucked because of the heavy taxes from the government on smokes, it's becoming unaffordable
>>8586080540 dollars for 20 cigarettes is fucking atrocious, absolute highway robbery. Not surprising for a country where recreational weed is still illegal, our government hates everything that makes life more bearable.
>>85860896>>85860805Tfw my neighbourhood cafe had to shut down after the tobacconist next door got firebombed. I live in a fucking middle class suburb, we shouldn't have fucking firebombings. The government has really outdone itself by managing to create a whole violent criminal enterprise of illegal tobacco out of thin air. Clearly the combined incentives of being a nanny-state do-gooder control freak and making money by upping the tobacco excise were too much for our gov to resist.I don't even smoke, this shit is just fucked though.
>>85860239Those two whores have given me more happiness in my life than any woman in my life. I fucking love jerking off.
>>85860786Just don't participate? I'm an aussie neet and I only go out buy groceries and eat Hungry Jack's.
>>85861087>hungry jacks How do I drive when I'm in a car full of radios?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKt-8CzpvQQ
>>85861148Back when people used to make content just for the love of the game
>>85860786escorts are legal at least. you have a reason to get a job... so i guess that would make it hard staying a neet
>>85861067Then sent out authorities to shut down the illegal tobacco places around here but they missed one and that had a huge line.>>85860239Neet bux is like a pitiful $450 a fortnight and they can call you to stoopid appointments at anytime, then you have to do work for the dole for half the year. Some people will treat you with contempt if they find out your on welfare. You are supposed to get rent assistance but most cheap rental places want to be dodgy and avoid tax so they won't sign your papers.
>>85861288True. I just did a quick google search and for 250 dollars I can spend half an hour with this 21yo Japanese girl located a 20 minute drive from where I live. I'm way too scared to ever see a prostitute though.
>>85861299i have a friend who gets thousands every month
>>85861329why would you be scared? >be amerimutt on vacation w/ familia, went and saw a beauty at br*thel
>>85861341I'm a 20yo autisitc KHHV NEET and I've never so much as held hands with a girl. My Mum also makes all my Doctors appointments and stuff like that (pathetic I know) so I'm not even confident will calling a prostitute and arranging the meeting.
>>85861349stop being a bitch, just take cialis 30 mins before you go
>>85861349you dont have to arrange a meeting at the br*thel. the place I went in straya got me to meet several and I chose the one I vibed with the most. be upfront that you're a virgin. The chick was extra nice and guided me through it.
>>85861409There are no brothels in my state. Independent prostitutes are allowed but not brothels.
>>85861458idk find an excuse of wanting to see something in a nearby state. your mother will be ecstatic that you are getting out of the house and taking initiative.
>>85861504I'll have to buy a plane ticket
>>85861528i guess read up on the reviews for the girls in your area.