Why doesnt he just stop going to Chipotle for $20 burritos?
>>85858041>complains about getting to reproduce his genes four times Sexhavers are legitimately out of this world.
He's a classic boomer treatler
>>85858041A hero. Social media influencers should be sent to work camps
>>85858041>Going toFor a burrito to cost $20 you know that shit is doordash'd.
>>85858041See that ear piece? That is for talking to his wife. You can figure out the rest.
>>85858060yeah but you dont understand, he also has a wife that loves him so thats 5 mouths he has to feed
Why doesn't he just MAKE THEM at HOME for $5?>posts $50 in materials in an image
>>85859014Are you dumb? You can eat for a week on that vs 2 meals of takeout
I'm kinda past gaslighting people over small luxuries like that. I still go fucking broke and I eat for less than a dollar a day. Barely even can do that anymore. Too Ramen is more than a quarter now. I might get priced out of top ramen. Fast food's kind of like a once every other year thing now. There's nothing that doesn't cost like 20 dollars now if you aren't actively worrying about cost-cutting 24/7 and not everyone can manage to do that. Yeah, it's dumb to buy that burrito. Yeah, his wallet's gonna feel the hit. It's dumb to buy fucking shampoo now. It's dumb to buy deodorant or toothpaste now. My wallet feels the hit. I should have gone to the dollar store and gotten fucking baking soda or done a viral Tiktok hack to make my own at home in just 5 hours. Save myself a whole ten dollars. That $5 subscription to an entertainment service so I don't an hero in my fucking pod sure is irresponsible, too. I could have gotten like half a sandwich with that or driven like 20 feet. Honestly? Fuck it. At this point, fuck it. It's all too expensive. You wouldn't be any less responsible, rounded down, if you spent that shit on whatever minsicule quantity of whiskey it'll get you after tax.
>>85858060>>85858990>I GAVE A RANDOM WOMAN A FIRM HANDSHAKE AND SHE MARRIED ME AND GAVE ME INTIMACY AND COMPANIONSHIP AND ALSO FOUR MORE CHILDREN THAN YOU'LL EVER HAVE AND I DID IT ON A SALARY FROM SOME FOOD SERVICE COMPANY >ARE YOU MAKING MONEY ON THIS? THIS LITTLE JESTERMAXXING STUNT YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC OVER TRYING LITERALLY ANYTHING TO GET CLOUT? WELL I HAVE A MORTGAGE AND A HOUSE I LIVE IN WITH MY WOMAN AND FOUR KIDS
>>85858041How do you people find him to be the obnoxious one in this scenario? If some dumb wannabe instagram prankster put you in one of their videos you'd probably go home and cry about it for a month. I look forward to the day where we can just shoot these public "pranksters" with impunity.
>>85858041Its his own fault. Hes sitting there talking to a nigger instead of GRINDING. Eating chipotle? What a retard. All that wasted time chewing on a burrito or lifting a fork to your mouth. Imagine all the saved time you could have spent INVESTING and GRINDING, thats why he should have an all liquid diet instead. Poor bum by his own hands
>>85859340The zoomzoom is out there grinding, stacking paper, just like boomers told him to do. Don't hate the player.
>>85858060His wife is probably ugly as fuck and settled for his boomer ass.
>>85859040unless youre eating like half a burrito a day, no you cant lol. what kind of methhead logic is this?
>>85858060That clearly wasn't the complaint, the complaint was that he doesn't get to see them, and that he doesn't make enough money to properly provide for them, and to add insult to injury, he has to deal with retarded zoomers "pranking" him while he performs his humiliation ritual.
>>85859905Ok you're right eating takeout is cheaper
>>85858041Can someone post the source of this? I must be out of the loop
>>85859923>I DON'T GET TO SEE MY FOUR KIDS WHICH I GET TO HAVE BECAUSE I'M A SEXHAVER IN MY BIG HOUSE THAT I CAN AFFORD BECAUSE I HAVE A WOMAN THAT DUAL INCOMES WITH ME AND I SLEEP IN A BIG BED WITH HER >RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>85860044Making a lot of assumptions there, anon. What are you so upset about?
>>85858060>sex solves all life problems Gooner mentality
>>85860057I'm making a caricature of the boomer in the video whom I find ironic in the context of the loser incel internet ghetto we're posting on. >>85860059Research actually supports that human intimacy and companionship is a virtual magic elixir and will even extend your life and the lack of it is terrible for your health.
