getting my back blown out every other weekend by guys who actually know what they're doing has ruined me for virgins forever and i mean that sincerely. the difference is night and day. experienced guys read your body, they know when to go harder, when to slow down, where to put their hands, they don't need a manual. a virgin touches you like he's defusing a bomb. stiff hands, no rhythm, apologizing mid-things, asking "is this okay" every thirty seconds like i'm a customer service survey. i've had virgins grab my hips like they're holding a steering wheel for the first time. meanwhile the guys i actually see have me gripping the sheets and walking funny the next morning, and they don't even need to be told what to do because they've done it before and they paid attention.the awkward ones think it's about technique they can Iook up online. it's about confidence and presence. experienced men don't fumble, don't second-guess, don't treat my body like a puzzle they're scared of getting wrong. they just take charge and it works. virgins overthink every single motion and it shows. they hover, they hesitate, they kill the mood with their own nerves. i'm not running a charity or a training program. i want a guy who already knows how to wreck me, not one who needs a pep talk first. every weekend i get my back blown out properly and every time i'm reminded why i stopped bothering with the inexperienced ones.
Marrying as virgins mean you get to learn how to pleasure each other.
>>85857801As if virgins would want you anyway kek
>>85857801i'm taking a shit while reading this and the shits are making loud thuds into the toilet bowl despite not being that big. it's pretty impressive to be honest with you
i would rather pay a prostitute than hook up with a woman like this. it's way less disgusting for this to be transactional with money.i would sooner marry a prostutute than marry someone like this, because at least a prostitute cares about getting the bills paid on time.there is literally no situation where this configuration of the female sex is superior to literal whores, and i honestly am more amazed that anything. how is it possible for something in the same species to be so irredeemably ugly and horrible?
>>85857801Obviously written from a male pov externalising and validating his own insecurities by putting them in the mouth of a womanOP even if they cared about this stuff as much as you worry/hope they do they wouldn't write like this
>>85857801Ur gay as fuck bro
>>85857827>Obviously written from a male pov externalising and validating his own insecuritiesInsightful. However, occam's razor says that OP is just low-quality bait.
>>85857813the virgins wanting me was never the issue, it's them not knowing what to do once they got the chance. i don't need them to want me, i've got guys lined up every weekend who actually deliver. >>85857826i'm just going to ignore your nonsense babble if that's okay with you.
>>85857801But have they ever inflated your belly big and round with a bike pump? I bet not!
>>85857801Cumdumpster ruined herself and is trying to justify it by writing a wall of text explaining why.
>>85857877Ur as much of a dumbfuck as op. Congratulations
>>85857881Seethe troon
>>85857801>>85857839Indian or Tranny. Call it.
>>85857919Fat white virgin who hides his homosexuality out of deep shame
>>85857923probably because you assume everyone you hate is an indian or a tranny lol
>>85857877hit a nerve huh. i'm 19 and i'm not worried. i'm getting mine every weekend while you seethe about it on here. virgins mad they can't compete with guys who actually know what they're doing LMAO
>>85857944i mean, obviously the bbc thing isnt trannies though lol. you can tell because it's literally not a problem at all on /lgbt/ lol.
>>85857807But most don't. Most pop out a few kids and have a dead bedroom by the time they're 25. What you just said is a lie that's promoted by religious people who hate sex.
>>85857947The memes really do write themselves, don't they?
Even if this is bait, the attitude of "i'm going to fuck people I've never seen before when I know nothing about them, and I'm going to do this repeatedly because I just don't care about intimacy"It disgusts me. I hate what a modern relationship is. I am entirely mentally isolated from the sex havers and I don't want what they have. If I'm expected to have her sexually excited fron the instant she sees me, only for her to disappear the next morning, or for her to talk about how a billion other guys have done the same thing. And the only other option is a girl like that to realize she wants to take a bunch of money from some sucker she never ever intended on having sex with.I'd rather women just all die in that case. If I was used by a slut like that I'd fucking kill myself.
>>85857801>this is what women mean when they say they have it as bad as men
>>85857989lmao this is the exact guy my post was about. writes a about how much he hates casual sex while begging for a virgin to notice him. nobody's making you do anything. stay home and be mentally isolated. the women you're so angry at aren't losing sleep over it lol.
>>85858015I don't care if they aren't losing sleep over it and I don't expect any female virgins to exist. I'm just saying I'm a full blown misogynist now and anybody who tries to convince me that women's continued existence is a good thing disgusts me. I will vote against women having rights. If a woman tries to abuse me in the street in any form I will go straight to beating her ass. Women are subhuman.
>>85858040lmao you typed all that out and still can't get laid. women living rent free in your head and you're calling them subhuman. nothing more pathetic than a guy who's never touched a woman writing wall of texts about how much he hates them.
>>85858057it's unreal how obvious you make it that you're not actually a woman
>>85858067you're just mad a woman is describing exactly what you'll never be lol.
>>85858073no, a man is. you're obvious as fuck bro
>>85858083whatever helps you sleep at night. still getting plowed every weekend while you type.
>>85857801As a herpes Chad I love women like this. I never gotta face the consequences hahah
>>85858088congrats on your grindr success mr bottom
>>85858103you're the one who brought up grindr, not me. projecting much?
>>85858109>you're the one who brought up grindr, not meno shit? smartest larper on the board over here
>>85858117still here arguing with a "larper" lol. rent free.
>>85858126just pointing out how obvious you make the fact you're a man, brother
>>85858137keep repeating it, maybe it'll come true eventually lol.
>>85857952>have a dead bedroom by the time they're 25That's a common thing for non virgin normies too. I actually hear about it less from religious people. They tend to have many kids even later on in life so I believe you are lying.
>>85857801Youre fatEwwwwStop eating a whole rotisserie chicken for breakfast
>>85858346you must be anorexic
>>85858346lol lil incel virgin likes anorexic women, lmao
Its a very cheap light snack
Time for second breakfast yalls
Op gets so hungry sometimes that she eats chicken raw
While on her period, she eats the chicken while its still alive feathers, beak, claws and everything Ops nickname is coyote She be ravaging hen houses on the real
>>85858473Chicken doesn't even make you fat it's mostly proteins
Op drinks chicken blood smoothiesChicken blood wineChicken blood popsicles on a hot day
Op is actually turning into a rotisserie chicken due to the large quantity of rotisserie chickens she eats every day Which is 100
>>85857919TRVKE. A real woman would never say something so mean about men.
Op deep frying rotisserie chicken She likes to double cook her chicken sometimes
>extra crispy and leave in the metal prongs please!!!!
Ops name is actually rotisserie
talk about hitting a nerve lol, can't wait until this Halloween party on Sunday. imma get me a non virgin to have some fun with in private LMAO
Friendly reminder that OP is a bald, fat old man who feels like he needs to make ragebait threads every day in order to fill the void that used to be his life.
YWNBAW king
>>85859301i live in your head rent free. keep typing, i'm almost there.
>>85859490If that's the highlight of your week then alright whatever man.
>>85857801>words words wordsjust say they had big dicks
>>85859500i'm looking forward to meeting someone at a halloween party this sunday and bringing him back to my place lol
>>85857801This post was written by a troon.>>85857952Religious (Christian) couples with church attendance have a higher rate of weekly sex than secular couples.
>>85858015>writes a about how much he hates casual sex while begging for a virgin to notice himare you saying these are contradictory? cause it makes perfect sense for me.>the women you're so angry at aren't losing sleep over it lolthe women he's angry at are barely sentient. and I'd have to double check that to be sure.
>>85859546>barely sentient and yet they're the ones getting laid while you post through it lol.
>>85857801sex-havers should be banned from this board
>>85857801You can tell some cave-dweller made an AI generate the text. WTF does someone's life have to be like to make a post like this?
>>85859572it's not a sex-haver. it's a chronically bored male no-lifer.
I've never had sex and I probably never will because I'm a repulsive short man, why should I be upset over this thread? Have fun dude just don't get stds
>>85857801I don't understand how somebody could be on the internet for 10+ years and still fall for this shit. yall gotta be 12 if you're biting the bait.
>>85859595finally a virgin who knows his place. see how easy that was? no crying, no wall of text, just acceptance. the rest of you take notes lol.
>>85859605to be fair the vast majority of the new posters (all from places where they got internet for the first time a few years ago) ARE mentally 12 forever
>>85857947>i'm getting mineA man wrote this post
>>85858440>>85858473>>85858492I think you meant to come up with a 'roastie' insult, but close enough.
>>85859566I suppose if sex is the only value you offer, you would think that's some kind of witty remark.
>>85857801A troon wrote this post
>>85859737>the only value you offertyped the guy who's never offered anything to anyone, you're still typing while i'm getting railed lol.>>85859572aww, the board's for everyone sweetie. go back to your hand.
Virgin dudes dream of a relationship, not a ONS. Most dudes I've known who've done that feel regret itI wonder how long ur whore phase will last and how many messy situationships you'll lose sleep over in the future
>>85857801I wonder which shitty subreddit you got this bait from.
>>85859800lmao virgins dream about it because they can't get it. simple as. keep waiting for your disney romance while the rest of us gets to fuck lol.
>>85857801This only happens in porn, the guys that know how to fuck good are the ones that are done with your meat flaps in 3 minutes and texting the next whoreLARP harder faggot
>>85859823you're clearly not a guy who knows what he's doing. 3 minutes? that's your whole experience talking. pity.
>>85859818So u give them sex lol? Its not really a fantasy either. Sorry ur too insecure and attention dependant to stick to a single guy
least obvious male poster but of course you all fell for it and gave him (you)'s
>>85859876>insecure and attention dependentsays the guy who's never touched a woman and is seething in my thread. keep coping sweetie, your hand misses you.
@grok write me some retarded baitnow remove all capital letters
