>wakes up extremely hungover >remembers its my first day at my new job that requires driving Holy fucking shit
>>85857526call in drunk. the fuck stacey gon do?
Shit the bed?
>>85857546Looks like spilled wine. Blood would be browner as it dries and oxidizes, and shit (hopefully) wouldn't be so red
>>85857526Guys live like this and wonder why they're constantly having to find new jobs.
>>85857526Shouldn't have gotten drunk dumbass