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As a 27 year old virgin I physically cannot watch teen film classics because then I start kicking myself for not being more sexist in highschool and skipping more classes.
Fuck.
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>>85857422
I'm also a virgin but Ferris bueller is still fun
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>>85857422
I've missed on so much in my life
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It's when you catch yourself getting any sexual feelings at all then getting angry as fuck at them and hating yourself and wanting to die and hating sex that you realise major damage has been to you

Do you know how much trauma it takes for primates to voluntarily stop breeding?
A fucking LOT.
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>>85857422
I was a 27 year old virgin. I barely lost my virginity this year over the summer. I regret it because it was sort of just nothing. It was a random fling. I just found a random ugly girl and smashed. There was no romance or sentiment in it. I was just afraid I would die without experiencing something everyone else gets to. And it wasnt even that great. But I cant watch teen movies for the same reason. If you are an autist or adjacent, not even sex feels as good as normies feel. Theyre very carefree about it and actually enjoy it. But if youre a robot, sex is just awkward, humiliating, and more terrible than not having had it.
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>>85857442
>It's when you catch yourself getting any sexual feelings at all then getting angry as fuck at them and hating yourself and wanting to die and hating sex that you realise major damage has been to you
I was at this stage in highschool when I was a obama follower male feminists nice boy. Then I grew up and now I want to drive a knife through my younger self's throat.

I should have been an asshole. Guess I can still make up for it by marrying a 19 year old when I'm 35.
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>>85857448
how do you fucks do this with "random girls" on a "random night"??? I had girls interested in me since I was a teenager, but it was still a hard work to do if I wanted to move things from them having a crush on me, to actually having sex. Most of the time the more they got to know me, the less they liked me, so I fumbled 99% of interactions before we got intimate. I can't believe how this keeps happening to me and to make it even more infuriating it happens with women who develop a crush on me based off looks alone...
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>>85857560
Well, I am in the US, and I used this site called Double List. Its basically people advertising wanting sex but its for people too ugly to use tinder and its pretty shady. I moved to text shortly after messaging the woman and we banged. She was a bit older than me, but that wasnt the problem. I am the problem. Sex should feel good but it really awkward and desperate and depressing. The thing about normies is that they have genuine connections with the people they screwed in high school and they can actually enjoy sex and get something out of it. They feel romance and bonding and love or affection. But for me, once I did fuck someone, it wasnt enjoyable at all and I didnt feel anything. Even the orgasm wasnt as satisfying as just jerking off. Its a lot more effort for essentially just cumming. I see why guys dont really bother with sex and why gen z has a lower rate of sexual activity. Its simply not worth it.
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>>85857442
>Do you know how much trauma it takes for primates to voluntarily stop breeding?

It's mostly due to deep insecurity from captivity or extremely overbearing authority from a dominant male. It does happen though in nature, because social groups have select males or females that control what happens and get the most mates. Other beta males get the sloppy seconds and undesirables. Nature is not necessarily cruel, but often indifferent.
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>>85857587
Anyone can be dominant if they want
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When I got my first real gf in high school we started skipping school to go have fun in the city, I got a lot of shit from teachers for it but I'm glad I didn't listen to thier bullshit "you're ruining you're future by not taking classes that you don't give a shit about and will forget in a few months reeee". Sure, she was a nightmare to deal half the time with but the other half more than made up for it. Its like slaves are also the prison guards out there.
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>>85857587
Sounds like a bunch of over-compensating fearful female sexual hysteria to me. Get help, it is available.
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>>85857422
My HS crush was a loose girl who told me to ignore all the rumors about her. Turns out she really was a crack head and fucked her dealer while my virgin ass waited in her car.
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>>85857585
It didn't feel that good because you got conned into a counterfeit. It is supposed to be as a way to tie yourself to the one you love and choose to be with, but it has been so perverted over the years that it is now just a way to get off for a bit and feel empty afterwards.
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>>85857422
I'm two years older and merely seeing a single attractive woman in my age range when outside is enough to ruin my day
Summers are pure torture at this point
I wonder where all this ends
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