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/NEET/ general 10/29/26(Thu)23:54:41 No.85856296

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/NEET/ general Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)23:54:41 No.85856296

>>85856990

>Listening to Nightcore and eating chicken tendies
>Mummy comes up
>Tells me I need to move out by the end of this month because I'm 36
>She says she's willing to pay rent until I get a job
>Dumb bitch made me pause my Nightcore for this
>Tell her to get out of my room and make me more tendies
>I swiftly grab my favorite katana from my collection and lay my trench coat on the floor ready to engage a foe
>"Anon, what the fuck are you doing?"
>I laugh
>"Then cook me my chicken tendies in hell"
>Unsheathe my katana and charge
>I trip over my Lego Batman set and bruise my knee
>Lose control over my sphincter and blast diarrhea down the back of my Finding Nemo jammies
>Start shrieking and crying for mummy
>She sings me a special lullaby and rocks my head back and forth
>Fall asleep
>Wake up tucked into bed with extra chicken tendies, fresh and warm, and a clean pair of Sesame Street jammies
>Don't have to move out

Fucking normies, they're finally learning