/r9k/ - Is Jason an incel? He has mommy issues and kills C - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

10/29/26(Thu)22:11:06 No.85855760

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Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)22:11:06 No.85855760 Archived

>>85855911

Is Jason an incel? He has mommy issues and kills Chads and Stacies having sex.

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)22:13:23 No.85855768

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)22:13:23 No.85855768

>>85855864

There are a worryingly high amount of women irl who want to fuck him

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)22:28:44 No.85855864

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)22:28:44 No.85855864

>>85855768
>tall
>stoic
>murderer
They pant and hump the pillow like dogs to the fantasy of slasher antagonists, not just Jason.
Paleolithic headed bitches

Anonymous
10/29/26(Thu)22:36:45 No.85855911

Anonymous 10/29/26(Thu)22:36:45 No.85855911

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>>85855760
Michael Myers is. When they did the book adaptation for the movie they gave the full backstory for how and why he is
>Ancient celtics 3000 years ago during Samhein
>Deformed Celt asks out druid princess stacy
>She rejects him
>Later that night deformed celt finds her fucking ancient celtic chad in the woods
>Kills them both
>Ancient druid shaman king curses his soul to repeatedly come back and recommit his horrible crime of killing sex havers