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>talking to grill
>she seems interested
>eventually find out shes not a virgin
>mfw
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>expecting any woman to be a virgin
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>>85855253
Same, getting tired from spending up to a month of my time each time only to find out she's just some second hand bitch.
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>>85855767
why don't you ask instead of waste your time?
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It's very funny subhuman gutter trash (like you) truly believes they "deserve" virgin women.
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>>85855792
The fucking trademark lmfao
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>Stay lonely forever and be a beta bitch who can't into the human story because of my neurotic perfectionism


C H A R L I E
S H E E N
G A M E
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>>85855856
>nooooo its a story and we just have to be good little characters!
Uh no nigger its a life and im living it
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>>85855878
Yeah you're living it like an elephant in the penguin exhibit bozo
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>talking to a girl
>she seems interested
>find out she hasn't done a bukakke gangbang with 20+ guys
>mfw
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>>85855889
Cackled, loved it great gag
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>>85855889
If thats what you want then thats what you want
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>>85855889
>she has
>but no internal pissing
wtf is the point if 20 guys haven't pissed in her cunt i mean WHAT IS THE POINT OF SEX IF 20 GUYS HAVE NOT PISSED IN HER CUNT
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>>85855253
Just ask right away instead of wasting time.
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Personally when I married my wife I was shocked to learn that she had not had twenty men urinating in her vagina at one event before. I almost annulled the marriage, I was sickened but luckily there was a TGI Friday's across the street
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>>85855780
Because it's a fairly personal question for femoids, and they'd rather establish mutual interest before turning a conversation in a more personal direction and also being asked this directly usually hurts their feefees.
Or so I was told.
I've started to cut down on the time, though, by asking indirect questions first and then being more direct when I need a clear confirmation.
85855792 kys cuck/roast
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I had my wife drink the dog piss of thirty dogs when she was my GF and we've never been happier
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I met my wife at a gangbang event in a public toilet. She was chained to a urinal and men were taking turns cumming and pissing in her and I thought "wow what a beautiful soul" know what I mean
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>>85855939
>Because it's a fairly personal question for femoids
Women made it personal because it's an inconvenient question for them. It used to be completely normal to make sure a woman is a virgin before going further.
>they'd rather establish mutual interest before
They're hoping you'll fall in love and not care about their past. Better to just get it over with fast.
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>>85855780
women act offended when you ask them, but this is feigned and is purely to conceal the fact that they're tainted
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Met the GF (now wife) at a felching car key party for doggers and now we have seven children
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Mine was on a bus. We made her strip naked and eat our smeared shit off the windows she was insane
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>>85855939
it's probably only offensive if they're not one. idk though i've never talked to a woman in that way.
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Ordered a Big Mac to my car and she ended up eating it out of my ass. She's my wife now
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I met my wife while we were killing kids in shipping containers with chainsaws at a blood orgy for rich bankers and CEOs and we've never been happier
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Met the GF on-mission in Afghanistan, our patrol came under fire, we went into the village and by the time the sun came up she was the last Afghani alive, took her back to barracks and after some lengthy legal arbitrage, she became my wife! I miss her so much
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>>85855792
>deserve
So you're admitting virgin women are a prize? Virgin women are better?
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If I was a woman I'd probably be a literal prostitute to avoid working a real job so I can't find it in me to be a purityfag. Body count above 5 or so is very suspicious, but below that just means they've done a little searching to find what they like and don't like in a man. Like you're basically searching for the type of person who has never tried nicotine or weed or whatever a single time. Which has some appeal, but also has drawbacks.
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What's the world coming to when you order a fat fucking slag-ass hoe who spits shit that melts steel and a mouth wider than a Stretch Armstrong doll and she get there and she wearing a fuckin summer dress and some white-girl ass fuckin pumps i mean what the fuck kind of shit is that
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>>85855253
Why the fuck would you wanna fuck somebody who has no idea how to fuck? Its like buying a 19 year olds onlyfans, for what fuckin reason? They dont know how to be sexy
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>>85856027
>I literally can't fucking read!
That "dropkick a moid" spammer has a point.
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>>85856042
>sexiness is a learned behavior, and not an intrinsic quality of a youthful body
Decrepit hag hands typed this post.
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>>85856030
>>85856042
Past doesn't matter cope is something else
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>>85856042
I am a man but this joke is funny so I'll say it.
Men think of sex like ranked competitive video games. They have to start at the bottom and if they get put into a match-up (lmao) with a higher-ELO player they feel humiliated and behind and oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God the woman has had more sex than me oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God.
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>I'm a man
>Types the most fembrained post itt
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>>85856064
I would have sex with that man. Would you?
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>>85856054
Hey man those were my honest thoughts as a bona fide wizard, don't lump me together with the generic redditor response anon
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>>85856064
Oh gosh stop it x
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>>85856070
Okay... but you should know, I also typed all those other jokes about my wife, who I met while at a pop-tart felching pop-up orgy.
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>>85856042
TRUE that's why i personally only go for the women who have the MOST partners, those are the ones who really know how to fuck!

You know, the meth addict prostitues that have been fucked by 2000 men, those are the real experts of sex!
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>>85855848
When I was in grade school someone told me the R means Ronald and I believed it until I was in high school
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>>85856142
Ronald owns all the things
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No girls are virgins. Do you really think that you're not only the first guy who's found her attractive, but also that she hasn't wanted to fuck someone better than you already? Your virginity obsession is a coping mechanism to feel like you have some say in the matter.
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>>85856558
There are shitloads of female virgins and you don't have to play the persona of a character in their villain arc to express distaste at the state of the modern world okay. You are a virgin I can tell you are crying, bitter virgin tears, and that is okay because I am also a virgin too and I understand. Making people feel bad about how you feel about your own problems might make you feel powerful in the moment, but you're never really solving anything, and at the end of the day, it's putting a shitload of negative energy out there into the world. You are essentially seeking wellness through moral parity by insisting other people meet your unhappiness at your demand. It is completely unhealthy and I hope one day you find the strength within yourself to step into the shoes of a fully formed sovereign adult individual. I hope all of us do. We're not evil people. We are the small people, we are the every day people. We do not move mountains, or shape countries, or define eras. We just busy ourselves with our work, and, in healthier times, our lives, only for some reason we struggle with the latter. We just want to love and be loved and join our song with the wider human story. All of this anger and spite and gnashing at each other here is because we don't always see that due to the culture, and because we have been hurt before. But we hurt ourselves in invisible ways when we internalise our hurt like this and dwell on it, and then when we turn it back onto others, we are denying both ourselves and those people the world where people understand each other and attain peace. If you want that world, you have to choose that world, and you choose that world through the things you do and say and the way you conduct yourself. No-one is beneath redemption and the world is a big enough place to make whatever it is that you feel bad about small enough to make it seem ridiculous.
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>>85855253
You did the right thing. Don't bother going for used goods of another man.
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>>85856558
I'd advise you to indulge your sloppy seconds fetish somewhere less judgemental.
Those jerks will call you a cuckold just because you want a girl who's been properly trained by other men, as if that's a bad thing.
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>>85855253
You're not in a position to be picky, anon. If a used up human burlap sack with leaky holes and a meth addiction looks your way, you should consider marrying her.
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>>85857349
>you told the truth UHH THAT MEANS YOU MUST LIKE THAT IT'S TRUE
What is with retardposters and doing this all the time?
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>>85857312
What does that have to do with girls all losing their virginity in middle school now? This was happening 20 years ago already.
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>>85857367
Whats your problem, judgemental prick?
As long as they're not your/her friends, there is no more contact then it's in the past and stays there. Insecure little boys with their dumb glorification of pureness. I want a woman that has lived with other men, had nastiest sex imaginable with them, knows whats she wants and doesn't and can exactly recognize my qualities that makes her stay and be loyal and faithful. Thats based in life and reality...not your little virgin fantasy that you'll each other's one and only.
Stupid incel.
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>>85857335
Correct way to handle the situation.
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