I know it's not going to happen. But if Cyraxx were to 180 his life and become a functional person, what would that look like?
Best case scenario he dedicates himself to the lord, becomes the assistant manager at Wendy's, meets a woman with low self esteem there, marries her and they have two mongloid children together.
>>85854570Probably would start with him getting the fuck out of Akron. That place is a shit hole
cobra is gone but this faggot still lives
>>85854570If the dude could become self aware enough to do any of that, he would probably splatter his brains.Imagine cyraxx takes the limitless pill, and realizes in his first moment of lucidity, that he has inherited the life and reputation of a retard who shits his pants on camera, mumbles and shits into a microphone, and grooms discord kittens.Imagine opening your eyes tomorrow in an unfamiliar place, only remembering your own name, you look yourself up and this is the first thing you see.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL1eF-6fWlQ
>>85855933wrong vidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8tzpLw2UDE
>>85854570I mean even if he wasn't a retarded pedophile who abuses his grandmother and just a mentally and physically disabled goblin. His best life would be working a part time job or warehouse job stocking shelves and living in some assisted or subsidized living program with welfare money. His life would not be glamourous, but it'd be a hell of a lot more respectable and he'd get the help he needed to keep him on that dull but straight path
exactly like jay from the inbetweeners.
>>85854570This guys defense brigade made his main troll commit suicide.
>>85855546The american dream right there.
his best ending is being placed in institutional care forever
